A list of our greatest 100 phobias is out. It claims our number one fear is spiders, followed respectively by snakes, crowded spaces, heights, lightning and dogs. But Rick and Len have the REAL list of everybody’s great fears. But they only have 10.
THINGS WE’RE REALLY AFRAID OF
- Forever being known by the nickname “Pork Chop”.
- A prostate exam from a physician known as Dr. Zucchini Fingers.
- Having someone catch you in the act of masturbating to the Teletubbies.
- Getting a t-bagged by Larry King.
- Being trapped on a deserted island with only bottles of warm Zima and a 4-fingered accordionist.
- Fudging your undies during a formal wear fitting.
- Passing a kidney stone shaped like Larry McCarren’s right hand.
- Accidentally tuning into Topless Tuesday on the View.
- Another season with Brett Hundley NOT on the bench.
1. Finding one of those furry things from over Mayor Schmitt’s eyes crawling in your soup.