The local Gannett newspapers had an article this weekend about “9 Things We’ve Learened About Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick” (He likes a good laugh!) We did some research and made our own list of nine things WE learned about Aaron and Danica.
NINE OTHER THINGS WE’VE LEARNED ABOUT DANICA PATRICK AND AARON RODGERS
- Met on Farmersonly.com.
- First date was at a “Fire Dom Capers” rally.
- Mutual interests include being rich, famous, and impossibly good-looking.
- When going to parties together HE always drives unless they’re just planning to crash.
- Their first fight was when she caught him out with a beautiful blond with long hair but turned out it was only Clay Matthews.
- Thing they both have in common. Both have won the exact same number of NASCAR races.
- Due to a strict sponsorship agreement, she is required to say Go Daddy at least twice each time they’re having sex.
- Speaking of sex, during their passionate first tryst, Aaron accidentally kicked a member of her pit crew in the head while she was refueling.
- She doesn’t mind if he’s premature because she’s used to finishing last.
