We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…Stephanie L. Miller of Manitowoc. During a traffic stop Friday, police found her to allegedly be in possession of methamphetamine, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of heroin. She also reportedly had with her a plastic jar with a roach inside, a hypodermic needle with a small amount of unknown liquid and a baggie with white powder in it. Most interestingly, police found the two bindles of heroin she is charged with possessing hidden in…her ears.
So,
For reportedly hiding the heroin in her ears and apparently not realizing that god gave her a butt hole and vagina for a reason.
For allegedly having such a wide selection of drugs, she should have “Walgreen’s” tattooed on her ass.
And for, I can only assume, being responsible for this update of a comedy bit even older than I am…
Officer: “Mam, it appears you have two bindles of heroin in your ears”.
Stephanie: I’m sorry. I can’t hear you. I’ve got two bindles of heroin in my ears.”
We are proud to name Stephanie L. Miller of Manitowoc as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
