At least it wasn’t a Roman Candle…? That’s probably the best thing you can say about a father wanting to celebrate his son’s 5th birthday by poppin’ some confetti all over.
Wellllllll… it didn’t go as planned as he had the popper pointed point blank (which is what he’s gonna be shooting) at his man region.
It went as well as most nut-shots go…. poorly.
Ssssssssss OWWWWW!