Appleton police are warning us all to NOT donate to the above site for Appleton’s fallen firefighter Mitch Lundgaard . It is not authorized and it’s intent has been called into question. According to police, there are also people making calls claiming to represent a charitable fund for Mitch’s family. These calls are most certainly scam artists. THIS IS THE ONLY AUTHORIZED ON-LINE ACCOUNT!
Frankly, anybody trying to scam people donating to this cause are nothing more than garbage wrapped in skin! Here’s some ways the scammers should be punished…but still…it wouldn’t be enough!
If they were forced to run a marathon wearing a leotard filled with jagged glass and carpet tacks… it wouldn’t be enough.
If a family of 14 stray cats permanently adopted their taint as their new scratching post… it wouldn’t be enough.
If they were ordered to take mandatory daily showers using a salt-based body scrub and a barbed wire loofa …it wouldn’t be enough.
If they had a hook handed proctologist perform a full body cavity search…hourly until something is found… it wouldn’t be enough.
If they had the entire cast of Riverdance take turns dancing a spirited Irish jig on their testicles from now until St. Patrick’s Day… it wouldn’t be enough.
If they were hooked up to a machine that somehow simulates the pain a woman feels giving birth to a baby with a head like Tom Milbourn’s… it wouldn’t be enough.
If they were given a paper cut on their tongue so deep, they whistled a high C every time they tried to say the word “succotash” … it wouldn’t be enough.
