WAYS TO TELL THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKED
10. When it returned to earth, Apollo 11 odometer only had 148 miles on it.
9. If you look closely at photos of Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin you’ll see they look suspiciously like the two guys in the Sonic commercials.
8. Meg Ryan was actually in charge of the operation after which Rob Reiner’s mother said “I’ll have what she’s having”.
7. The bag of moon rocks they brought back all had the words “A Souvenir of Bailey’s Harbor” painted on them.
6. Cheese on surface of moon was clearly still in plastic Kraft Singles wrappers.
5. Bumper sticker on back on the LEM read my other Lunar Excursion Module is a Corvette.
4. Armstrong’s footprint on lunar surface bears surprising resemblance to bigfoot’s who as we all know lives in the pacific northwest and deep south…not the moon.
3. There were 200 million Americans at the time. Do you really think we picked to be one of the first two people to walk in the moon, a guy named Buzz.
2. The whole thing was sponsored by Photoshop.
1. During historic CBS broadcast of the event, every time famed news anchor Walter Cronkite said “moon landing” he used his fingers to make air quotes.
