This week while appearing on Stone Cold Steve Austin’s podcast, Hulk Hogan said he will never wrestle again due to the arthritis in his back from the nine spinal surgeries he’s had. Yikes! Then again, he is going to be 66 in two weeks. Here’s Rick and Len’s…
YOU MIGHT BE TOO OLD FOR PRO WRESTLING
If you’re ever tapped out just to get home in time to watch Wheel of Fortune…you might be too old for pro wrestling.
If you’re closer to NEEDING an undertaker than WRESTLING the Undertaker…you might be too old for pro wrestling.
If when you ask, “can you smell what the Rock is cookin’”, the answer is always “nothing” because you’re going for the early bird special at the Golden Corral…you might be too old for pro wrestling.
If instead of bringing a folding chair into the ring to hit your opponent, you bring it in the ring so you can sit and rest your knees while you’re in a headlock…you might be too old for pro wrestling.
If your entry music is by Pat Boone…you might be too old for pro wrestling.
If your finishing move is running over your opponent’s foot with your mobility scooter…you might be too old for pro wrestling.
If your fans all hold up signs with your name followed by the number 316…because that’s your systolic blood pressure…you might be too old for pro wrestling.
If instead of getting your opponent in head lock you just pummel them repeatedly with your flabby underarm skin…you might be too old for pro wrestling.
If you’ve retired and unretired so many times even Brett Favre is impressed…you’re definitely too old for pro wrestling.
