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apr 29th 2013


April 16th City of Waukesha
Police were dispatched on a call of two people apparently panhandling between Arby’s and US Bank holding up a sign that read “Hungry, Hungry, Hippies.”

April 8th City of Menasha
A man on Willow Lane called police to report that someone entered his wife's car overnight and stole her owner’s manual.

April 20th City of Shawano
A woman on South Main Street called police to report seeing a red vehicle that had some kind of plastic tubing hanging out of it. The woman said she thinks it looked suspicious and should be investigated by police, however, she added that she may just watch too much television.

April 22nd Wood County
A woman called Wood County Jail, swore about random things and then hung up.

April 22nd City of Franklin
An employee at a dentist’s office called police after a man she did not know called the business, addressed her as “sweetie,” and then asked her to hold on while he tied himself to a door.

April 17th City of Oak Creek
Officers responded to a home after the resident called to report a female subject, whom he knew, came into his room while he was asleep and started screaming at him at about 1 a.m. The officer spoke with the female who stated she was upset because she sat on the toilet seat which had been urinated on by the resident.

April 17th City of Oak Creek
An officer responded after receiving a call that a young child was riding a bike in the rain. The officer located the bike rider, a 14-year-old boy, who admitted that he was running away from home because his computer just locked up while he was surfing for porn. His mother had recently put an anti-porn security device on their computer, and had warned the boy it would cost $300 to unlock the computer if he attempted to surf for porn. The officer called the boy’s mother and came to the scene to pick up the boy and his bike.

April 22nd City of Shawano
Police responded to a call from a resident on North lake Street indicating that a neighbor lady was spitting at her family and their vehicle.

April 4th City of Fox Lake
A woman called police shortly after noon to report she was locked inside a business. The business owner returned and let the person out. The owner told the officer he did not know a patron was in the store when he locked the doors to run to the bank.

April 4th City of Fox Lake
An officer responded to a Forest Street location for a report of someone “smoking dope in a car.” The officer made contact with a woman who admitted she had been in her car but said she was not smoking marijuana. However, she admitted to the officer that she “wished she had some to smoke.”

April 16th City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report someone threw “spit wads” at their window. She told police it’s a “continuous problem”.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:54 am Comment On This Post

apr 26th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…a 49-year-old man who, according to police, accidentally dropped his bag of marijuana in the lobby of Wells Fargo Bank in Waupun Tuesday afternoon while conducting a transaction. Officers were called to the bank after a teller noticed the man had dropped the bag of marijuana on the floor while opening an account. Later that evening, officers located the man who dropped the marijuana and he was cited for possession of a controlled substance.

So,

For apparently not understanding that a bank is a place you bring your cash…not your stash.

For going to the bank to make a deposit but possibly ending up going through withdrawal.  

For reportedly dropping his weed in front of a TELL-er instead of dropping it in front of a keep-it-to-her-self-er.

And for allegedly being in possession of marijuana and but not being able to hang on to it making him the Jermichael Finely of controlled substances.  

We are proud to name the Waupun man who got busted after allegedly dropping his marijuana while opening an account at Wells Fargo as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:39 am Comment On This Post

apr 25th 2013


BIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR SPORTSCASTER JOE BUCK

10. An industrial strength shop vac so he has something that sucks almost as hard as he does.

9. A weekend at a nice B&B where he and broadcast partner Troy Aikman can finally consummate their forbidden man love.

8. A set of extra-large forceps that can be used to extricate his head from his ass. 

7. A box so tiny it could fit on the head of a pin to store everything he knows about football and baseball.

6. Something to improve the quality of his play by play commentary during NFL broadcasts…like a ball gag or muzzle.

5. A case of anal herpes so he can be just as a big of a pain in his own ass he is in everyone else’s.

4. A name that he doesn’t share with the male prostitute played by Jon Voigt in Midnight Cowboy who was still not as big a whore as he is.

3. An ounce of anything to fill the spot where the once of talent would be if he had it.  

2. Packs of extra coarse sandpaper which is still less grating that his on-air personality.

1. A couple cases of Shamwows that might help wipe that smug, self-important smirk off his douchey face.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:48 am Comment On This Post

apr 23rd 2013


THINGS YOU CAN DO SAVE THE PLANET AND CELEBRATE EARTH DAY THIS YEAR

10. Turn off your cell phones and communicate the old fashioned way…with smoke signals you can easily make by burning old car tires.

9. Instead of using over the counter sleep aids that are manufactured creating dangerous chemical by-products, try getting to sleep using natural means like drinking warm milk or watching Fox 11 news.

8. Get rid of your energy-burning air conditioners and come summer, reduce your own body temperature the natural way…by eating steady diet of Cool Ranch Doritos.

7. Don’t stand with the refrigerator door open while you decide what you want to eat when you can conserve energy by simply climbing  inside.

6. The next time you change the oil in your car, recycle the old stuff by using it to deep fry a turkey.

5. When grocery shopping, instead of using non-biodegradable shopping bags, just cook and eat all your purchases in the store.

4. Be like WIXX and get people to save energy by airing a morning show so lame they can’t help but turn off their radios.

3. Don’t flush your toilet every time you have to use the restroom when you could save thousands of gallons of water each year by simply driving to Fond du Lac and taking a leak on the sidewalk.

2. Do like we do, and preserve important natural humor reserves by continually recycling the same jokes.

And the number one thing you can do today to save the planet and celebrate earth day….

1. Put on your scarf, stocking cap, heated gloves, winter coat, snowmobile pants and fur lined boots and plant a festive spring garden.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

apr 22nd 2013


April 11 City of Waukesha
A resident called police to report someone was feeding waterfowl in front of a sign with a posted warning that read "Do not feed the waterfowl." Police investigated and found there was no law against feeding the waterfowl in the area where the "Do not feed the waterfowl" sign was posted.

April 14 City of Oshkosh
Police arrested a visibly intoxicated 34-year-old woman who struck three vehicles while pulling her car into the driveway. What's more, the driveway she pulled into was the wrong one.

April 2 City of Neenah
An employer on Lyon Drive called police to report that someone made calls to their business seeking information about one of their employees. When the information was not given out, the caller called back...hundreds of times!

April 6 City of Neenah
A 43-year-old woman reported that her boyfriend's niece had stolen money from her purse. An officer contacted to girl and her mother. The nine-year-old girl told police her mother told her if she found any money at her uncle's home she could take it. The mother admitted she told her daughter she could take any loose change she found.

April 18 City of Wisconsin Rapids
A McDonald's employee called police to report three males mooned her at the drive-through window.

April 18 City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police received a call from a man who asked to speak to an officer regarding his dreams.

April 17 City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported her neighbors kittens were having sex in our yard.

April 14 City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police received a report of a man in a parked van waving his arms around.

April 10 City of Waupun
A woman on E. Main St. called police to report that the tenant in the upper unit is angry and calling her name is through the floor.

April 14 Village of Wittenberg
A Robin Road resident called police to report they were concerned that someone might be living in their garage. They told police that they thought this might be the case because their grandson had found a pile of poop by the door.

April 7 City of Germantown
Police responded to a residence after receiving a report of an unknown male yelling and causing a disturbance. Officers located the male subject and found he was having a loud conversation with himself while listening to the metal band Machine Head on his headphones. He was advised about yelling along with his music.

April 13 City of Germantown
Police responded to anonymous report of a man riding a horse and screaming a woman's name. When officers arrived on the scene, they discovered a man was using his horse to propose to his girlfriend. According to police, the girlfriend said, "yes ".
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:05 am Comment On This Post

apr 19th 2013

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…the eight members of the Menasha Common Council who this week voted to select a new Council President and when the vote ended in a 4 to 4 tie, revoted ....another 165 times all ending in a 4 to 4 tie before finally coming up with the brainstorm to just pick a name out of bag.

So,

For setting a new standard for futility that even Cub fans would find embarrassing.

For wasting more time voting than anyone whomever cast a ballot for Ted Nugent as president of PETA.

For being responsible for more ugly ties than a menswear sale at the Family Dollar.

We are proud to name the Menasha Common Council as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:46 am Comment On This Post

apr 9th 2013


March 28th City of Waukesha
A man called police to report his dog found a stick in the woods that looked like it was made into a weapon. The caller requested that an officer come to pick up the stick. An officer came and found the item to be “Just a stick; nothing more, nothing less.”

April 4th Wood County
Police received a call from a woman complaining that her nose hurt. When police arrived at the woman's residence they found the woman was actually a man and was wanted on a Juneau County warrant. The woman, er man, was taken into custody.

March 31st City of Oshkosh
Police arrested a man for his seventh drunk driving offense after he crashed into a telephone pole and drove away. Officers located the man by following a trail of fluid and car parts.

March 31st City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police report her neighbors had glued her mailbox shut. The responding officer found there was just something wedged in the mailbox.

April 3rd City of Wisconsin Rapids
An employee at IGA Quality Foods called police to report a theft. He told police that EVERY Wednesday a man comes into the store and steals a newspaper and buttermilk.

April 4th City of Wisconsin Rapid
Police responded to a report of a man in Perkins Restaurant throwing the non-dairy creamers.

March 29th Village of Weston
A 31-year-old man was arrested on charges of possession of marijuana. The man was found behind the Qwik Trip  where he was reportedly dancing around his vehicle while urinating.

March 30th City of Wausau
Police were called a restaurant were a man was throwing pizza.

March 26th City of Oak Creek
Police were called to a stopped Amtrak train at a railroad crossing. A railroad employee found a 38-year-old woman topless in the vestibule of the forward train car and asked  her to put her shirt back on. A short time later, the train conductor found the woman in the same location but this time she was completely nude. When police arrived, the naked woman was sitting on the floor of the train car with her eyes closed holding onto a beaded necklace.

March 3rd City of Platteville
University officials reported the theft of cake pans, cookie sheets, cookie and cake mixes, muffin mixes and frosting all stolen from a 19-year-old student's locker.

March 26th City of Greenfield
A 44-year-old woman was arrested for disorderly conduct after she became intoxicated and began yelling at her neighbor’s wife and called her neighbor’s daughter fat.

March 29th City of Greenfield
A man was cited for misuse of 911 after he called the emergency line three times to report his wife was trying to take his cellphone away from him.

March 29th City of Franklin
An employee at Whitnall View Motel called police after discovering that customers who had been thrown out of the motel a couple hours earlier had damaged a bathroom and left a can of tuna in the ceiling.

April 1st City of Oak Creek
Police and responded to Pennzoil Plus after receiving a report that a woman fell in the oil bay area. The woman was reportedly looking at her cellphone and walking behind her car while getting an oil change, and she stepped into the oil changing well, dropping about six feet to the bottom.

March 28th City of Oak Creek
Officers responded to a call from a customer in Woodman's parking lot.  The owner stated he parked in the lot and when he returned his car was covered in toothpicks. The officer spoke to the store manager, who reported a lot of juveniles had been in the store but she was unsure if any of them purchased an unusually large number of toothpicks.
posted by: Rick and Len at 7:00 am Comment On This Post

apr 8th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…a 26-year-old Brownsville man who was cited for disorderly conduct early Sunday morning after attempting to sit in an occupied City of Fond du Lac squad car. According to the report, the man walked up to the passenger side of the squad car and pulled on the door handle several times. After failing to open the door, the man allegedly walked to the driver’s side where an officer was sitting and started pulling on that door handle. After failing to open the squad car’s doors a second time the man gave up and walked away. Officers reportedly followed the man and he was issued a citation. The man told officers he just wanted to sit in a police car.

So,

For wanting so badly to sit in a police car but apparently lacking the balls to commit a crime serious enough to make that happen.

For failing to realize one dream by not actually getting to sit in a police car, while fulfilling another dream…assuming he dreamed to getting cited for one of the lamest crimes in the history of Fond du Lac County. (What was the charge? Attempted relaxation?)

And for attempting to enter a parked police car where he could very well have damaged delicate police equipment and, even more likely, awakened on duty police officer!

We are proud to name that 26-year-old Brownsville man as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:39 am Comment On This Post

apr 1st 2013


March 17th City of Ashland
Police received a call from someone at a bar reporting a female acting strange. The caller said that when someone asks the woman a question she only answers by saying "Bob Dole". Dispatchers asked if the woman was harming herself or anyone else and the caller said no. Dispatchers then advised that it is not illegal for someone to answer "Bob Dole".

March 2nd City of Ashland
Someone accidentally dialed 911. Dispatchers could hear a female saying “Every time we have soup he always finds a bone in it and he says I am trying to kill him. I told him if I was trying to kill him he would be dead a long time ago.” She then goes on to mention life insurance. Police called the number back and the woman said her young daughter had her phone and must have accidentally dialed 911. Dispatch was still concerned due to the nature of the conversation in the background.

March 26th City of Portage
Somebody stole a 150 pound 2' x 4' granite slab with the names of the past members from the lobby of the Elk's Lodge.

March 18th City of Mellen
A caller told police that a subject known to her walked into her house and pushed her then left. The caller said that she believes the person is in a van with the ladder heading toward "the house poor people live in  by the Dollar General".

March 28th Village of Biron
A sheriff's deputy and a police officer responded to a report of a man punching an aquarium.

March 18th City of Wauwatosa
Police were called to Home Depot where they arrested a 46-year-old man who was trying to falsely return two buckets of screws.

March 18th City of Waukesha
A man called police and asked to have his girlfriend removed from their apartment. He said they weren’t getting along because she’s a heroin addict and he’s a vampire.

March 20th City of Waukesha
Someone called police to report that “two people dressed as Batman and Robin” had walked into a convenience store. When police arrived, they found the two people were actually dressed as Batman and Spiderman (not Robin) and they told officers they were just having fun.

March 26th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman reported the driver of a vehicle in front of her in line at a car wash backed into the car wash and stole a wash she paid for. When she confronted him, the man called her obscene names and left.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:47 am Comment On This Post