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jul 28th 2014

July 24th City of Portage
Police responded to a report of a disturbance at the county fairgrounds where they found two boys in the cattle barn fighting  over the placement of a manure pile. 

June 29th Village of Sherwood
A DJ on Clifton Road called police and reported five or six people were attempting to force him stay longer and play more music.

July 10th City of Menasha
Officers received an anonymous complaint about a rummage sale in progress. Officers contacted the resident who said there was no sale in progress and that all items laying in the driveway are just their children's toys.

July 11th Village of Jackson
An officer stopped an SUV for blinding oncoming traffic with its high-beams. The driver, a 35-year-old West Bend woman, was believed to be drinking and admitted she already had a suspended license for two prior OWI convictions. The woman also told police she was hiding a cell phone in her vagina. Jail staff used a metal detector and determined that the woman did NOT actually have a cell phone in her vagina.

July 18th City of Stevens Point
A 53-year-old woman told police that she found a bag of melted ice inside her mailbox.

July 23rd City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report two little boys threw a “bouncy-ball” at her.

July 18th City of Waukesha
A man called police because he didn’t want to go inside his apartment because there were bugs inside.

July 14th City of Franklin
Police received a report of a theft of about six yards of dirt from the St. Martin Church cemetery.

June 23rd Village of Harrison
A resident called police to report their neighbors ducks kept coming into their yard. Please informed them that there is nothing in village ordinances covering ducks so they are apparently free to do what they want.

June 23rd City of Chilton
Police received a report of a driver in a black SUV driving the wrong way on a one-way street with a male passenger hanging out the sunroof yelling at a moped.

July 21st City of Shawano
A caller told police someone broke into their car and left behind a pack of beef jerky.

July 15th Village of Shorewood
A resident called police after seeing a man tearing siding off her house. When confronted, the man quickly left. It turned out the man tearing off the siding was supposed to be working on a house across the street.

June 27th Village of Harrison
Police were asked to assist with a two-year-old child stuck in a bathroom. The bathroom door would not open because a vanity drawer in the bathroom was open and blocking the door. The two-year-old was eventually safely extricated from the bathroom.

July 15th City of Franklin
An unidentified male rang a resident’s doorbell and stated he could read people, could tell that she was rich, said something about President Obama and then stated that he was done talking to her and left.

July 24th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police to report that his neighbor keeps throwing feces on his hammock.

July 19th City of Rice Lake
A man caught in the act of robbing a bank told police he only did it to get enough money to pay off court obligations so he could avoid going to jail.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post

jul 25th 2014

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the naked 22-year-old Menasha man on acid who was darting between cars on Highway I-43 near the Humboldt Road overpass in Green Bay late Wednesday afternoon. As a result of his behavior, cars were at a standstill. While there were no crashes, officers say the man did run into at least one vehicle.

According to police, the man was “Acting bizarre, crazy, unpredictable, impulsive, and ran into a vehicle. The vehicle didn’t run into him.” Police eventually used a Taser to subdue the man.


For not understanding that just because you’ve dropped some acid doesn’t mean you also get to drop your pants.

For apparently thinking that LSD stands for Let’s Stop Drivers.

And for not realizing that when you are running while naked and tripping balls you run the risk of actually tripping on your balls.

We are proud to name the naked 22-year-old Menasha man on acid who was running in traffic on Highway I-43 in Green Bay late Wednesday afternoon as this week's Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:09 am Comment On This Post

jul 24th 2014


10. Tie him to the tracks of the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

9. Stick Chip or Dale so far up his butt Richard Gere turns green with envy. 

8. Bind and gag him and toss him in the Finding Nemo pond where he’ll sleep with the fishes.

7. Require him to go in head first to relieve Dumbo's constipation.

6. Make him walk the plank on the Pirates of the Caribbean. (Change name to Pirates of the Caribbieber.)

5. Let the seven dwarves repeatedly hit him in the head with their pick axes. That’s the kind of work that would definitely make me whistle while doing.

4. Make him have sex with Pluto or Donald since he’s already f’n goofy.

3. Hold his tongue on Walt Disney’s frozen body until it sticks there.

2. Cut off his penis and appropriately display it on the It’s a Small World ride.

1. Make him pay full price admission!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:16 am Comment On This Post

jul 21st 2014

July 13th City of Franklin
A 33-year-old man called police to report a man called him a "pervert" and pulled a gun on him. The caller himself was arrested after police determined the reason the other man called him a pervert and pulled a gun on him is the man had caught the caller in the act of peeping in his windows.

July 3rd City of Neenah
A caller on East Franklin Street reported that he found a plastic baggie containing an unknown substance while he was working on a plumbing issue and had pulled the trim off the wall. It was determined to be soggy cardboard wrapped in plastic and appeared to have been there for some time.

July 5th City of Waukesha
Police received a report of a man in his 50s, walking around in his socks talking to himself and carrying a bowl of cereal.

July 7th City of Neenah
An Adams Street resident called police and reported the theft of an extension ladder from his garage. After an extensive neighborhood canvas, the caller learned that the ladder had then borrowed by a family member.

July 8th City of Oak Creek
A driver flagged down a police officer. The woman told the officer the reason she flagged him down was because she knew she was speeding and not wearing a seatbelt. She told the officer she would not speed anymore and fastened her seatbelt. No citations were issued.

July 7th City of Neenah
A Douglas Street caller reported a vehicle parked in the middle of the road with a female inside who appeared to be sleeping. Police learned the female was actually just waiting for her boyfriend and had done a really bad job parking the vehicle.

July 17th Town of Dexter
Deputies arrested a man after an employee at the Lake Dexter Drive-in reported he ordered a small twist cone... but he was not wearing pants...for the second time.

July 14th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man reported finding a used condom in his spare bedroom and wanted police to take the used condom and determine who had used it.

July 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported seeing a duck attacking another duck. A responding officer determined the two ducks in question were just mating.

July 19th City of Horicon
A 43-year-old woman reported that sometime between June 15 and June 19th, someone had stolen a wedding dress she had hanging on a metal post in her garden as a scarecrow.

July 11th City of Beaver Dam
A resident called police to report a 43-year-old woman was being "belligerent and grumpy".
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:27 am Comment On This Post

jul 18th 2014
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...
57-year-old Patricia Carlson of Kimberly, who was driving her car a week ago Wednesday near East Kennedy Avenue and Washington Street in Kimberly where Outagamie County road crews were busy laying asphalt in a clearly marked construction zone. There were even two flag operators directing traffic around the roadwork.
But that did not deter Ms. Carlson, who passed right by the first flag operator and continued on until she was stopped by the second who literally stood in front of her car and told her, "You can't drive through here."
But our intrepid and determined motorist just got madder still, yelled at the worker, stepped on the gas and hit the flagwoman with her car. She then jumped out of the way as Carlson proceeded to drive over the freshly laid asphalt and then fled the scene...but not before workers got her license plate number.
The female worker suffered bruises to her legs and Carlson faces several charges.
For possibly exchanging the orange construction barrels she ignored for an orange jump suit she won't be able to,
for proving that fines go up in work zones but  IQ points apparently do just the opposite and
for putting the ASS into Asphalt,
we are proud to name.... 57-year-old Patricia Carlson of Kimberly, who is the dip in the Dip Ahead sign on her street, as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post

jul 16th 2014

July 7th City of Shawano
Two 911 calls were logged that were believed to of been placed by the same person. On the first call, no one spoke and all dispatchers could hear was the sound of a female singing Bad Company. On the second call, the Poison song Talk Dirty to Me was playing.

July 2nd City of Greenfield
A man called police to report he was being "taunted" by a coyote. He also told police the coyote was after his wife.

June 27th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a disturbance. a responding officer said they did not arrest the man, who was just angry over the CD player in his vehicle not working and was swearing and beating the dashboard.

June 6th City of Shawano
Police were called to the swimming park on South Sawyer Street. A caller complained that a child was throwing mud in the river and had called a lady "fat".

June 5th City of Shawano
A caller told police a drunk man he does not know is pounding on his door and peeing on his porch.

July 2nd City of Waukesha
A woman called police and reported that while she was away some people played with her son's games, messed up her bed and let her cockatoo out.

June 10th City of Beaver Dam
A West Davis Street resident told police his neighbor was swearing at him. An officer talked to the neighbor and he said he swore at the caller because the caller kept looking at him. The officer advised the two men to avoid contact with each other.

July 9th Town of Emmett
A woman called police to report her daughter was "out of her mind". The woman explained to the police that she believed this because her daughter wanted to move to California to be with her boyfriend. Police explained that there is no law against making bad decisions and no further action was taken.
posted by: Rick and Len at 8:32 am Comment On This Post

jul 16th 2014

June 23rd, Fox Cities
A woman reported last month that someone tried to enter her apartment. She was on the couch when she heard a series of bangs and the door burst open. The man at the door said, “Oh, I’m looking for the laundry room.” He then left the complex.

June 7th, City of Menasha
A caller reported a fire raging in a trash can next to a port-a-potty. Witnesses were unable to smother the fire before it reached the port-a-potty and it was fully engulfed when the fire department arrived.

June 24th, City of Neenah
A woman told police that while mowing the lawn, some grass blew to her neighbor’s lawn. As she was raking the grass back onto her own lawn, her neighbor told her to get off his lawn.

May 31st, City of Menasha
A man told police that another man came out of his house and threatened to beat him up and break his jaw for mowing the lawn without permission.

June 7, City of Neenah
A caller in the 900 block of Sixth Street reported she had $10 in quarters taken from her apartment some time during the last few days. She didn’t know who took it as several people had been to her apartment and she leaves her door unlocked when she is gone.

July 1st, Fox Cities
A woman reported that she tried to purchase a dog over the Internet. The money apparently was wired to an address in New York, but it was determined that it had been picked up in Minnesota. The woman says she has received neither the dog...nor a refund.

June 28, City of Neenah
Around 2 a.m., a caller reported a vehicle had been in a parking lot for quite a while. Officers found out it was a male waiting to pick up his sister from Country USA.
posted by: Rick and Len at 8:28 am Comment On This Post

jul 3rd 2014

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… the 52-year-old Appleton man who broke at least 12 air conditioner in Appleton and is believed to have also broken air conditioners in both Neenah and Menasha. The man allegedly rode his bicycle around the area in order to rip control switches out of the a-c units. When asked why, the man reportedly told police he just doesn’t like air conditioners.


For doing the dumbest, most inexcusable thing a guy with TWO balls has done on a bicycle in recent years.

For leaving more people in heat than videos of Kate Upton jumping on a trampoline.

And for doing the dumbest thing anyone has done in Appleton since voters reelected Tim Hanna.

We are proud to name the “I don’t like air conditioners” guy as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post