November 15th City of Chilton
A welfare check was requested for a 23-year-old woman who had been sitting in a lawn chair in front of the movie theater for four and a half hours. The woman told the responding officer that she HAD to be the first person in the theater for the premier of the new Twilight movie.

December 11th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported someone in a Santa suit throwing snowballs at vehicles and making inappropriate hand gestures…especially for Santa Claus.

December 9th City of Fond du Lac
An employee of the Gemini Circle group home called police to report the theft of a 7-foot gingerbread man. Anyone seeing a suspicious-looking 7-foot gingerbread man is encouraged to contact the Fond du Lac police.

December 11th City of Portage
Police responded to a report of a man running up and down an apartment hallway while yelling. Police were told the man was also throwing CD cases and disposable razors.

December 6th City of Waukesha
Police received a report of a man opening packages of women's underwear in a Family Dollar Store. The man said “he was purchasing the underwear for his girlfriend and wanted to see the actual size.” The man paid for the four packages of open underwear and left.

December 8th City of Waukesha
Officers responded to a report of a man and a woman “having oral sex in the laundry”.

December 12th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police received a report of a disturbance with a lot of yelling and a chair flying. Officers determined it was just a loud discussion.

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…Chicago Bears wide receiver Brandon Marshall who made a big to do this week about the fact that he doesn’t like the Green Bay Packers. REALLLLLLY? Now I know Marshall is sort of new to this, just having joined the Bears this season, but I would have thought someone might have taken him aside by now and mentioned that THAT’S THE WAY IT SUPPOSED TO BE, DOUCHE BAG!

The Bears hate the Packers. The Packer hate the Bears. That’s not news. That’s the facts of life. It’s been that way for 91 frickin’ years. Hell, it was already that way almost 2 decades before Mike Ditka was even a glimmer in his father’s lazy eye.

Do you think the rivalry between the Packers and the Bears has been the longest and most intense in the history of the NFL because they LOVE each other? If that were the case, George Hallas and Vince Lombardi would be in Washington state right now tying the knot.

There’s no need to make some proclamation that you-don’t-like-the-Green-Bay-Packers. It’s the natural order of things. As a Chicago Bear, you’re not expected to like the Packers any more than a cobra is expected to like a mongoose, than the Hatfields are expected to like the McCoys or than Jay Cutler is expected to like the sand in his vagina. Get used to it or get out!

So,

For mistakenly believing that what comes out of his own mouth is any more insightful than what comes out of his ass.

For being more clueless than even the Jon Bonet Ramsey Homicide investigators ever were.

And for apparently thinking he’s the first Bear player to ever sip from the cup of Packer Haterade.

We are proud to name Chicago Bear Brandon Marshall as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.

As we celebrate Aaron Rodger's day all over the state of Wisconsin, let's not forget about another NFC North quarterback who constantly reminds why us we should be grateful for having a quarterback like Aaron Rodgers.

In appreciation for Cutler making Rodgers look so good, Rick and Len have "honored" him with a song on Bears week.

Listen here.

November 23rd City of Portage
Officers responded to a 911 hang-up call from someone who was upset because they could not find the show “Ghost Hunters” on television.

November 14th City of Neenah
Police cited a 32-year-old Menasha woman for shoplifting after she confessed to stealing 13 plastic bookmarks from a store.

November 14th City of Neenah
Officers responded to a 911 call for a disturbance and heard a woman screaming upon arrival. Officers determined the woman and her live-in boyfriend were arguing over what TV show to watch. Both were warned about their behavior.

November 19th City of Hales Corners
A woman called police to report the theft of her socks and kitchen strainer. An extra police watch was requested for her home.

November 17th City of Waukesha
A caller reported a possible drug deal in progress after seeing five cars pull up next to a silver Blazer and pull away. Responding officers found a group of cheerleaders participating in a scavenger hunt.

November 19th City of Waukesha
A caller reported seeing a man was reportedly walking wearing all black and carrying a samurai sword. Police questioned the man and found he was he was walking to work as he regularly does and carrying an umbrella, not a sword.

November 20th City of Waukesha
A caller reported a man and woman arguing and “slamming things around the apartment”.  Responding officers found the man was apparently worked up over a basketball game on TV and throwing a stress ball off the wall, while the female was yelling at him to stop.

November 23rd City of Portage
Police investigated a report of a person who called a local retail outlet and said he would have a gun in his car if the store did not have the television advertised in a Black Friday sale in stock.

November 13th City of Brown Deer
An 18-year-old man was arrested for theft from his employer, Pick ’n Save. The man admitted “discounting purchases” made by another man who most often purchased corn beef saying that man was “a very good cook” and fed the employee.

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenies of the Week…the Chicago Bears. Let me explain. This week, Bears wide receiver Brandon Marshall told a reporter he knows of players who take Viagra before a game because they think it gives them “an edge”. Now, while Marshall didn’t specifically say that it was any of his teammates that were doing it, for our purposes, we can only assume.

So,

For giving a whole new meaning your receivers going “long”.

For taking extreme measures to get their defense to stiffen up for a goal line stand.

And

For claiming it’s to give them “an edge” when I’d be willing to bet it’s just to give Jay Cutler an excuse for why he gets a chubby every time a big sweaty player pounces on him.

We are proud to name the Chicago Bears as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK!