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jul 21st



July 13th City of Franklin
A 33-year-old man called police to report a man called him a "pervert" and pulled a gun on him. The caller himself was arrested after police determined the reason the other man called him a pervert and pulled a gun on him is the man had caught the caller in the act of peeping in his windows.

July 3rd City of Neenah
A caller on East Franklin Street reported that he found a plastic baggie containing an unknown substance while he was working on a plumbing issue and had pulled the trim off the wall. It was determined to be soggy cardboard wrapped in plastic and appeared to have been there for some time.

July 5th City of Waukesha
Police received a report of a man in his 50s, walking around in his socks talking to himself and carrying a bowl of cereal.

July 7th City of Neenah
An Adams Street resident called police and reported the theft of an extension ladder from his garage. After an extensive neighborhood canvas, the caller learned that the ladder had then borrowed by a family member.

July 8th City of Oak Creek
A driver flagged down a police officer. The woman told the officer the reason she flagged him down was because she knew she was speeding and not wearing a seatbelt. She told the officer she would not speed anymore and fastened her seatbelt. No citations were issued.

July 7th City of Neenah
A Douglas Street caller reported a vehicle parked in the middle of the road with a female inside who appeared to be sleeping. Police learned the female was actually just waiting for her boyfriend and had done a really bad job parking the vehicle.

July 17th Town of Dexter
Deputies arrested a man after an employee at the Lake Dexter Drive-in reported he ordered a small twist cone... but he was not wearing pants...for the second time.

July 14th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man reported finding a used condom in his spare bedroom and wanted police to take the used condom and determine who had used it.

July 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported seeing a duck attacking another duck. A responding officer determined the two ducks in question were just mating.

July 19th City of Horicon
A 43-year-old woman reported that sometime between June 15 and June 19th, someone had stolen a wedding dress she had hanging on a metal post in her garden as a scarecrow.

July 11th City of Beaver Dam
A resident called police to report a 43-year-old woman was being "belligerent and grumpy".
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July 7th City of Shawano
Two 911 calls were logged that were believed to of been placed by the same person. On the first call, no one spoke and all dispatchers could hear was the sound of a female singing Bad Company. On the second call, the Poison song Talk Dirty to Me was playing.

July 2nd City of Greenfield
A man called police to report he was being "taunted" by a coyote. He also told police the coyote was after his wife.

June 27th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a disturbance. a responding officer said they did not arrest the man, who was just angry over the CD player in his vehicle not working and was swearing and beating the dashboard.

June 6th City of Shawano
Police were called to the swimming park on South Sawyer Street. A caller complained that a child was throwing mud in the river and had called a lady "fat".

June 5th City of Shawano
A caller told police a drunk man he does not know is pounding on his door and peeing on his porch.

July 2nd City of Waukesha
A woman called police and reported that while she was away some people played with her son's games, messed up her bed and let her cockatoo out.

June 10th City of Beaver Dam
A West Davis Street resident told police his neighbor was swearing at him. An officer talked to the neighbor and he said he swore at the caller because the caller kept looking at him. The officer advised the two men to avoid contact with each other.

July 9th Town of Emmett
A woman called police to report her daughter was "out of her mind". The woman explained to the police that she believed this because her daughter wanted to move to California to be with her boyfriend. Police explained that there is no law against making bad decisions and no further action was taken.
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June 23rd, Fox Cities
A woman reported last month that someone tried to enter her apartment. She was on the couch when she heard a series of bangs and the door burst open. The man at the door said, “Oh, I’m looking for the laundry room.” He then left the complex.

June 7th, City of Menasha
A caller reported a fire raging in a trash can next to a port-a-potty. Witnesses were unable to smother the fire before it reached the port-a-potty and it was fully engulfed when the fire department arrived.

June 24th, City of Neenah
A woman told police that while mowing the lawn, some grass blew to her neighbor’s lawn. As she was raking the grass back onto her own lawn, her neighbor told her to get off his lawn.

May 31st, City of Menasha
A man told police that another man came out of his house and threatened to beat him up and break his jaw for mowing the lawn without permission.

June 7, City of Neenah
A caller in the 900 block of Sixth Street reported she had $10 in quarters taken from her apartment some time during the last few days. She didn’t know who took it as several people had been to her apartment and she leaves her door unlocked when she is gone.

July 1st, Fox Cities
A woman reported that she tried to purchase a dog over the Internet. The money apparently was wired to an address in New York, but it was determined that it had been picked up in Minnesota. The woman says she has received neither the dog...nor a refund.

June 28, City of Neenah
Around 2 a.m., a caller reported a vehicle had been in a parking lot for quite a while. Officers found out it was a male waiting to pick up his sister from Country USA.
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June 28th City of Appleton
Police arrested a 52-year-old man they believe is responsible for damage and vandalism to numerous air-conditioners in Appleton, Menasha and probably Neenah. The man allegedly spent recent nights riding his bicycle around the area and randomly ripping the control switches out of the air conditioning units. The man reportedly told officers he committed the acts because he just doesn't like air-conditioners.

June 17th City of Waukesha
A resident called police to complain that his neighbors were leaving cooked chicken on his back patio.

June 19th City of Greenfield
A resident called police and reported his daughter bought an unopened package of egg rolls at the grocery store and when he took a bite, he bit into a bullet that was inside one of the egg rolls. The resident confirmed the packaging was intact before he opened it and there were no incidents at his house where a bullet could have become lodged in an egg roll.

June 8th City of Germantown
A resident reported that the house across the street from him just had some windows shot out by a BB gun. The responding officers found numerous holes in several windows. The homeowner told police he suspects the caller might be responsible for the vandalism, but the caller would not speak with police. Later in the day, the homeowner called police to report his neighbor, who was the initial caller, had a mask on and was pretending to cut off another subject's head and leg with a chainsaw while staring at the homeowner.

June 23rd City of Oak Creek
A woman called 911 to report there were two juvenile males in the parking lot wearing clown masks and carrying clubs. Police located the suspects, who stated they were just goofing around during a sleepover. They were warned by police not to scare their neighbors.

June 14th Village of Thiensville
Police responded to a report of an intoxicated man running down the highway wearing only boxer shorts at 3:30 AM. Police return the man to his home.

June 16th City of Waukesha
A possible domestic disturbance was reported by a neighbor. The caller believed a male and female were fighting. However, all police found was a family watching Team USA play its first match of the World Cup. The family told police that USA's goal in the first minute of play sent cheers and screams through the house.

June 18th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a report of an extremely drunk man at the Speedway station. The man told police he didn't want any trouble just pizza rolls and chocolate milk.

June 19th City of Waukesha
A caller notified police of an intoxicated person who came into the Civic Theatre about 11:45 AM trying to sell a chair. The caller told officers the man-made threatening statements when he couldn't find anybody to buy it.

June 25th City of Beaver Dam
Police responded to a report from an employee at Carmike Cinemas of a kitten running loose in the movie theater.

June 25th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported a neighbor woman spying on him through a knot hole in a wooden fence.

June 26th Village of Custer
A woman reported that a man used counterfeit money to buy a large bag of cotton candy.

June 24th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report a woman making children drink dirty water to teach them a lesson.

June 24th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported a little girl in a swimsuit running up to the corner and waving at cars. The caller told police the little girl was scaring traffic.

June 27th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported she woke up in the morning and found a ski boat in her driveway. She told police the ski boat was in her driveway all day, and she didn't know who it belonged to.

June 23rd City of Wisconsin Rapids
Officers saw two people in Poplar Springs Park. The officers spoke to the two men who told them they had nothing to do, so they were looking around the cemetery to see if it is haunted.

June 21st Town of Grand Rapids
A woman called police to report her husband was throwing shoes at her vehicle while she was sitting inside.
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June 15th City of Waupun
A woman told police her child just came rushing home from Wilcox Park and told her that a female at the park was taking all her clothes off. Police found the female, who was not taking her clothes off, she was wearing short black shorts which the child mistook for underwear.

June 10th City of Waukesha
A woman called police and claimed her boyfriend stole $350 million from her. She also told police she forced a cat to lick him all night long because he is a sex addict.

June 5th City of Waukesha
A resident called police to report his trash can was knocked over at his home which he said hasn’t happened in 28 years. The caller told police he thinks someone intentionally knocked the trash can over as a threat.

June 17 Town of Saratoga
A woman called police and reported her sister keeps calling her over and over and filled up her voice mail.

June 17th City of Oak Creek
A woman who was allegedly abusing prescription medication was transported to the hospital after she reportedly spread feces on the carpet and wall of her boyfriend’s residence. The woman later left the hospital, dressed only in her undergarments, and walked back to her boyfriend’s house, where she screamed at responding police officers.

June 15th City of Beaver Dam
A  68-year-old woman told police a man with a beard was looking through her sock drawer.

June 12th City of Waukesha
A caller told police he found a drunk man in his car. When he encountered the intruder, the drunk man took a canister of carpet cleaner out of the vehicle and fled.

June 12th City of Greenfield
An employee at Cousin’s Subs reported an older man was hanging around the business for several hours bothering customers, pulling cups out of the outside garbage area and filling them with soda.

June 6th City of Waukesha
A woman called police and reported that she smelled marijuana and believed her neighbor may be smoking it . The resident said he wasn’t smoking weed but, rather was just burning “dragon’s blood” incense.

June 8th City of Waukesha
After receiving a noise complaint, police busted a party where multiple people were playing strip beer pong.

June 18th City of Waupun
A resident called police after discovering an intoxicated naked woman lying in the grass in front of her apartment. The 47-year-old woman told police she was lying in the grass because she tripped on a step at the apartment complex and hurt her ankle. The woman apparently, however, did not explain why she was naked.

June 14th City of Franklin
A woman reported to police that someone took their flag off their flag pole, folded it and placed it on their porch. The resident stated they believed it was a response to a letter her husband had written to the newspaper.

June 9th City of Waukesha
A customer at BMO Harris Bank was cited for disorderly conduct for allegedly saying she was coming to the bank with a gun. The suspect told police she never mentioned a firearm to the person she was speaking with and if she said anything about wanting to go to the bank with a gun, it was while she was on hold listening to the hold music playing. She apologized and said she doesn’t even own a gun.

June 10th City of Greenfield
A resident called 911 to report a man was causing problems at his apartment and stole his snake. Police made contact with the man, who told them he had taken a snake from the residence because he was concerned about its care and wellbeing. The man eventually agreed to return the snake to its rightful owner.

June 17th Town of Grand Rapids
A caller reported a couple was arguing and the man had thrown their wedding photos in the garbage.

June 10th City of Oak Creek
Police responded to a report of six teenage boy repeatedly dropping their pants to expose their bare buttocks to employees inside Sonic.

June 6th City of Waukesha
A caller told police she heard a mom screaming and a child crying. Responding officers found the child was crying because of a sliver and the mom was screaming in frustration while trying to remove it.

June 8th City of Brown Deer
Police responded to a call from a man who reported a neighbor stole his newspaper. The neighbor denied “taking” the paper, saying he was just reading their sports section.
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June 12th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called 911 to report that after he complained about bad service from a pizza delivery business and insisted on a replacement, the delivery driver threw the replacement order at him, leaving hot pizza on the caller’s chest. A representative from the pizza business said the man threatened employees.

June 7th City of Menasha
A Brighton Beach Road caller reported a fire raging in a trash can next to a port-a-potty. Witnesses were unable to smother the fire before it reached the port-a-potty and it was fully engulfed in flames by the time the fire department arrived.

June 12 Village of Bonduel
A caller notified the sheriff's department of seeing two males walking on Highway 47 while playing guitars and wearing backpacks. The caller told deputies he thought this seemed suspicious.

June 11th City of Shawano
Police were called to a South Lincoln Street residence where some children kicked a ball into a woman's yard. The woman reportedly came out and yelled at the children for kicking the ball into her yard. The call to police was placed by a witness was wondering if it was illegal for someone to swear at children.

June 8th City of Marshfield
A 21-year-old man called the police department to turn himself in for a probation violation for drinking. The man was cooperative and said he just wanted to get away from his friends.

June 12th Village of Wittenberg
Deputies were called to a Witt-Birn Townline Road residence. The caller indicated that his nephew who was staying with him was out for the evening and left his fan on upstairs. The caller said he wanted the fan turned off. A deputy was dispatched to the home and turned off the fan.

June 12th City of Beaver Dam
A 20-year-old man told police he saw someone driving a lawn tractor on East South Street was pulling people that were riding on a skateboard.  Police warned the 17-year-old tractor driver for creating a traffic hazard.

June 8th City of Shawano
Police responded to a report of three foulmouthed naked women who running, yelling and swearing near the boat landing across from the Washington Inn.

June 8th Town of Seneca
A man called police to report finding a beer can at the end of his driveway.

June 5th City of Oak Creek
Police were called to the Tri-City National Bank where a customer having difficulties with the ATM machine began swearing loudly. When a bank employee asked the woman to quiet down, she told the employee she was going to "shoot her like they do in the movies".

June 9th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police and reported her nose burning and being unable to figure out what was going on. The caller wanted police to drive through the area and smell the air.

May 28th City of Brown Deer
A woman was arrested for disorderly conduct and damage to property after she broke a TV, threw items around the house and poured detergent on her boyfriend's bed. The woman said he had cheated on her and after she confronted him, he took her clothes outside and poured bleach on them. When police arrived, they found what appeared to be blood on a wall. Upon closer inspection, the blood turned out to be pizza sauce. The woman admitted to police that she had, in fact, thrown a pizza against the wall.

June 3rd City of Greenfield
A resident called police to report that every time she goes out of town her neighbor walks in her yard, and she wanted police to talk to her neighbor. Officers made contact with the neighbor and advised her not to walk on her neighbor's lawn without permission.

June 12th City of Marshfield
A 53-year-old woman called 911 and reported a burglary at her home. After clearing the home and not finding any suspects at the scene, police noticed inconsistencies with the woman’s account of the events leading up to the 911 call and neighbors’ observations. The woman eventually admitted to police that she had staged the burglary to get the attention of her husband, who she believes is having an affair.
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April 29th City of Chilton
A caller reported a "bloody man" was walking around a store on East Chestnut Street. The man told responding officers, "This is what happens when you help your kids".

May 5th Town of Menasha
Police responded to a report of a 49-year-old Menasha man and a 51-year-old Appleton man fighting. The Appleton man was reportedly standing in a driveway when the Menasha man slowly drove in the driveway approaching the Appleton man and stopping when his car struck the man. Being struck by the car upset the Appleton man who approached the driver and punched the car and the two men proceeded to punch and kick one another.

May 3rd City of Chilton
Police received reports of an older gentleman rollerblading in the middle of the road on Madison Street. The man told responding officers he thought what he was doing was legal and said he was just entertaining the traffic.

May 15th City of Shawano
A mother called police to report a girl on her son's school bus called her son fat.

May 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident reported a man outside “doing karate” to very loud music and yelling at houses. Officers warned the man and later arrested him when he wouldn’t stop yelling.

May 4th City of Chilton
Police responded to a report from someone on Riverview Heights Court of a completely naked elderly man outstanding in a field.

May 8th City of Oak Creek
Police responded to an anonymous report of an angry goose.

May 3rd City of Cudahy
A 50-year-old man was arrested for violating terms of his probation by visiting his ex-girlfriend’s apartment. The man said he knew he was violating the probation terms by visiting her, but told police “the woman is crazy and the sex is amazing.”

May 6th City of Oak Creek
A 40-year-old man was cited for operating while intoxicated after his car struck a fence outside a home. According to police reports the man behaved in a bizarre manner while in custody and was wearing a football helmet while urging police to hire him as an undercover officer.

May 3rd City of Waukesha
Police responded to a report of a suspect trying to enter a business. However, the man, who was highly intoxicated, told police he was not trying to gain entry but rather was just urinating on the door. Police attempted to locate a urine spot to verify the man’s story but were unable to do so due to wet conditions.

May 14th City of Beaver Dam
A woman called police and reported that a bartender at a local tavern ripped a $10 bill in half. When an officer arrived, the bartender admitted he had ripped the $10 bill in half as a joke, then, taped it back together and placed it in the cash drawer. The bartender apologized for his actions.

May 7th City of Waukesha
A woman reported her cat was taken from her apartment. When police asked her details about her cat and its whereabouts, the woman became irritated, said the questions were “stupid” and hung up.

May 11th City of Marshfield
An employee of a business called police because there was an unsupervised 4-year-old child in their store. Store employees determined the child and his 8-year-old brother had been inside the store without a parent and the older child had left by himself. The mother of the 4-year-old was contacted and she told the store employee she was busy cooking dinner and did not have time to come get her child.

May 11th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police received a call reporting a vehicle driving in circles in the technical college parking lot. Responding officers discovered it was a father who was having his daughter practice her driving skills.

May 11th Town of Saratoga
Officers responded to a report of children putting their toys in the middle of the road on Highway 73 so they could watch them get run over by cars.

May 10th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported she was hosting a family gathering at her home when her neighbor came over uninvited and now wouldn't leave.

May 10th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A bartender called police and told them a man was outside the tavern talking to inanimate objects. Police told the man to leave and not come back.

May 10th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller told police “a kid keeps pacing in front of the house and they want him to go home.” Police talk to the boy and his cousin and they went home.

May 5th City of Whitefish Bay
Police were called after a man was seen in his front yard “practicing his bull whip” and it “looked suspicious”. According to the police report, the man “was not using the bull whip in a threatening manner” and no citations were issued.

May 5th City of Greenfield
A resident called police to report seeing a limping raccoon. They told police they feared the raccoon's limp would make it difficult for him to climb trees.

May 9th City of Greenfield
A 911 caller reported two elderly females were arguing with staff at the American Legion Post after they were allegedly caught cheating at bingo. The women then reportedly went outside and started yelling and banging on the windows. The disruptive bingo cheaters were last seen traveling eastbound in a silver Ford Expedition. Police were unable to locate the women.

May 9th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller from an elementary school told police that several children had complained that a 12-year-old male was hanging around the playground area and “flipping off” the students.

May 11th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police to report his neighbor was calling him names. Officers warned both men to “be nice to each other".
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May 10th City of Marshfield
A 41-year-old man reported an unidentified man left three dead snakes at the rear entry of The Swamp Bar.

May 10th City of Wausau
Police arrested a 22-year-old man on charges of recklessly endangering safety after a 911 caller reported that a man was walking down the street and shooting at trees.

April 27th City of Waukesha
A caller got into a verbal altercation with the manager at George Webb Restaurant  after he allegedly found a screw in his French fries. The complaint was found to be unsubstantiated and the manager wishes to ban the customer from the restaurant for life.

May 5th Town of Beaver Dam
A 14-year-old girl called police to report that her father pulled her hair in an effort to get her out of bed and go to school. Police agreed the girl should get out of bed and go to school but suggested methods other than pulling her hair to get her to do so.

May 1st City of Oak Creek
Police were called to Oak Creek Middle School where a student was allegedly showing a close-up picture of a vagina on his cellphone to other students. The picture was deleted from the cellphone prior to police arrival.

April 21st City of Brown Deer
Police were called to Mutual Bank were a man upset about a fee charged to his account allegedly threw some paper.

April 25th City of Waukesha
Officers responded to a report of people in front of a residence holding a sign that read "Honk and we will drink" to passing drivers. Police told the people it was okay to hold up the sign but to not yell at traffic.

April 25th City of Waukesha
A group of men with open intoxicants were yelling at another group of men who were urinating in public for breaking the law. Members of both groups of men were cited by police.
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April 20th Village of Jackson
A 40-year-old woman reported that she was sitting on the couch while her boyfriend was kneeling on the ground in front of her. She told him that she couldn’t trust him anymore and challenged him to log into his Christianmingle.com account to prove that he wasn’t actively searching for other women. He replied that he couldn’t remember his password, got upset, and made an obscene gesture. The man god police that when he made the obscene gesture, the woman grabbed his middle finger and bent it back, causing him pain.

May 1st Village of Bowler
Police responded to a report of a man firing a pellet gun with "his butt hanging out".

April 29th City of Shawano
Police received a call from a man parked in the Shawano Medical Center a lot. The man told police that when he returned to his parked truck he found it was covered in bodily fluids. The police report confirmed that the vehicle was in fact "covered in feces and loogies".

May 2nd City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported that were young children hiding somewhere in his house. When police arrived they were unable to find any small children in the home.

April 19th Village of Jackson
An officer stopped a vehicle after a routine computer inquiry indicated that the registered owner was never issued a driver’s license. The 20-year-old woman provided a driver’s license with a photograph and physical description that didn’t match her. While in the back of the squad car, the woman became agitated, started yelling that “This is bull!" and, “You have nothing better to do?”, which police indicate is a common accusation made by people caught doing something stupid.

April 20th Village of Jackson
Officers were dispatched to a Chestnut Court apartment where a mother reported that her sons, ages 14 and 17, had been disrespectful and one knocked over a coffee table in an effort to get out of attending Easter church services.

April 22nd City of Waukesha
A man called police to report finding two packs of Sweet Tarts on his front porch. The man told police he can’t imagine anyone he knows leaving the Sweet Tarts on his porch.

April 22nd City of Greenfield
A woman called police after a driver backed up and almost struck her vehicle in order to get a parking space at Old Country Buffet. The caller stated she honked her horn at the other driver, who then “flipped her off” and told her, “Why don’t you die.” The caller then became frustrated and made sarcastic comments to the other driver. The responding officer could not locate the driver in question, but the caller was advised about exchanging hostilities with other drivers over a parking space.
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April 20th City of Sheboygan
Police were called by a resident who spotted a person throwing something in the river. A responding officer found the person in question was throwing a hook and line into river…and fishing.

April 4th City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report that a couple days ago there was a wooden duck on her porch and didn’t know where it came from. Now, she said, there is a large yellow bag filled with human hair on her doorstep.

April 19th Town of Beaver Dam
An anonymous caller reported a 20-year-old man “having relations” with a12-year-old girl in Crystal Lake Park. Responding officers found the couple were actually both adults and were found in the act of…playing Frisbee golf.

April 10th Village of Elm Grove
A resident called police to report she had a duck in her living room. The woman called back before police arrived to say she had placed a trail of crackers leading to the front door, and the duck Followed the trail and left.

April 17th City of Fox Lake
A 25-year-old woman called police to report being kicked in the side and back by her boyfriend's mother.

April 12th City of Brookfield
Police were called to T.J Maxx where a man was screaming and crying. The man told police he was upset because he couldn’t find his purse. Once police helped the man locate his purse, he was very happy that nothing inside it was missing.

April 19th Town of Rubicon
A caller reported seeing an intoxicated 39-year-old man sitting in a ditch outside of a truck and throwing things at a house.

April 15th City of Shawano
Police responded to a South Main Street resident's Call reporting his neighbors' loud Mexican polka music. The caller told police the neighbors really had the Mexican polka music "cranked".

April 4th City of Waukesha
A McDonald’s employee called police to report a man was threatening other customers with a cup of coffee.

April 17th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report that people she lived with damaged her Easter Lily.

February 25th Village of Plover
A man was sentenced for his 10th drunk driving conviction. According to the criminal complaint, the man was arrested when police found him in his truck with its motor running in a gas station parking lot with an open can of beer between his legs and a 12-pack next to him. When police woke the man and asked him if he knew where he was, he told them he was in Fayetteville, Arkansas.

April 14th City of Beaver Dam
A woman at Culver’s called police and reported a dead dog in the roadway. The "dead dog" turned out, in fact, to be a sandbag holding down a "street closed" sign.

April 19th City of Sheboygan
A driver on Highway 28 from Cascade called police to report seeing a truck pulling a trailer holding a 4-wheeler with a child riding atop of it.

April 17th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police responded to a report of children attempting to kick sleeping ducks.

April 12th City of Waupun
A man called police to report he woke up to find a portable toilet with a dead cat in it on his lawn.
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April 2nd City of Elm Grove
A Walgreens employee called police and reported that a customer who told him she had just arrived by satellite was waving a screwdriver around in what appeared to be a threatening manner. When an officer arrived, the woman told him he looked nice but that she was not threatening anyone with her screwdriver. The woman then told the officer she would now be leaving on her satellite.

April 7th City of Oshkosh
Police responded to a report of a shot accidentally fired during struggle in an apartment over an AK-47 assault rifle. Three men were charged in connection with the incident. One of the men told police that he had done a “decent amount of cocaine” that night because he was “into cocaine and white women.”

March 31st City of Waukesha
Police were called to a home where a woman reported that her microwave exploded on her. Police found the explosion just a popping sound made by the potatoes in her beef stew.

April 6th city of Shawano
A South Union Street woman called police to report that after she told her downstairs neighbor she should change her cats' litter box more often, the woman sent her a nasty text message.

March 17th City of Delafield
Employees at the PDQ food store called police to report a 29-year-old man who was acting unusual in the store. When police arrived, the man was sitting in his car dancing to music. His vehicle was stopped, and he passed a field sobriety test. There was no evidence of controlled substance use, and he was warned for a signal violation.

April 7th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A judge sentenced a 31-year-old Marshfield man to five days in jail after the man drove drunk…to his alcohol assessment class.

April 5th City of Marshfield
A 25-year-old Lac du Flambeau woman was caught in the act of taking a bag of pistachio nuts. An employee of the store confronted the woman and the nuts were recovered.

March 22nd Town of Jackson
Police responded to a report of a domestic squabble at an apartment building. When they arrived, they were told that the fight began when the man came home intoxicated and asked the woman to marry him and she became angry because she needed to get up for work in three hours.

April 6th City of Waupun
Police were called to Walgreens where a customer was trying to return a gallon of milk but had no receipt. When he was denied, the man got mad, threw the gallon of milk down and left the store in a huff.

March 25th City of Chilton
Police responded to a report of a suspicious situation on East Walnut Street where "pajama bottoms and girly pictures" were found above a ceiling tile in the bathroom of a school.

March 30th City of Menasha
A man on Racine Street reported that someone tried to steal his business sign. He confronted the would-be thief who said he was stealing it for a bet and put the sign down.

April 7th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A driver called police to report seeing a hitchhiker who was making obscene gestures at passing cars.

April 6th City of Marshfield
Police were called to break up an altercation at the movie theater. A 40-year-old man was at a movie with his son during which he told the responding officer that someone seated behind him kept bumping into the back of his seat, about five times. He said that he told them to stop but it continued. The man admitted to throwing some popcorn at the woman behind him after, or at about the same time, he allegedly was punched or backhanded with an open hand against the left side of his mouth by the 67-year-old woman. The man confronted the man seated with the 67-year-old woman and grabbed the man’s shirt collar pulling him towards the front of the theater.

March 31st City of Franklin
A resident called police to report someone had vomited in their gas tank.

April 8 City of Beaver Dam
A man called police to report that the neighbor woman was up on the roof of her house swearing down at him and his kids.

March 9th Town of Jackson
An employee of the Comfort Inn called police to report that guests had refused to stop smoking in a room and needed to be removed. She also told police that when employees knocked on the door to tell the people they had to leave, a woman replied, “I want to get high first”.

April 3rd City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported someone selling meat came to her father's home, entered the house, sat on the floor, used the bathroom and asked for a drink of water.

April 5th City of Greenfield
A resident called 911 to report that he thinks his neighbors are "hiding something" because they refused to allow him to take some branches they had on their property. He was cited for misuse of 911.

April 4th City of Stevens Point
Police arrested a shoplifter after he was caught in the act of attempting to steal underwear, chewing gum, jumbo steaks, energy drinks and Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

April 8th Town of Beaver Dam
A resident contacted police to report that a man came to his house last night and took all his clothes because he owed the man $80. The man told him he had until tomorrow to pay up or else.

March 31st Town of Menasha
An officer was requested to assist in the retrieval of a sewing machine that had been loaned to a person on Happy Valley Drive who was now refusing to return it. The officer spoke with the borrower, who initially was hesitant to identify herself, and ultimately refused to return the sewing machine or divulge its current location.

April 2nd City of Portage
Police were called to Wal-Mart where three women were yelling and swearing so loud in the pharmacy section that could be heard in the lawn and garden department.

April 7th Wood County
A driver called police to report that every morning the same man at the same intersection makes the same obscene gesture at him.
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April 3rd City of Marshfield
Police responded to a report from a Buyer’s Guide employee of telephone abuse. The employee reported receiving numerous vulgar voice mail messages from a 55-year-old man who did not receive a Buyers’ Guide newspaper.

March 28th City of Stevens Point
A caller told police that members of the household found a 38-year-old man sleeping on their couch. Police determined the man had sleep-walked to their house and had no idea how he’d gotten there.

March 31st City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man reported his neighbor was drunk, pounding on his door and threatening to harm him. The drunken neighbor later called saying he was angry that someone was drilling holes into his walls.

March 30th City of Waupun
A man driving by Main and Bly streets called police to report he saw a man in black digging through the garbage bin out by the curb. A responding officer discovered the man was just looking for his fiancé’s grandmother’s obituary.

March 28th City of Oak Creek
Police were called after a woman at Kohl’s Department Store told a boy repeatedly that his shoelaces were untied. The boy’s mother told the woman they would take care of it, but as they were leaving the store the woman said “I’ll show you what happens if you don’t tie your shoes,” and then stepped on the boy’s shoelaces, causing him to trip into his mother. The boy was not injured.

March 25th City of Waukesha
Police were called because a woman reported her UPS package was stolen off her front porch. The UPS website said it was signed for by “Shrek.”

March 22nd City of Glendale
A man was arrested for drunken driving and refusal to take a breath test after he was seen driving erratically. An officer followed him with lights and siren but the man kept driving. When he finally pulled over and the officer pulled up behind him, he backed into the squad car, but there was no damage. Just then his phone rang and the man grabbed a garage door opener, put it to his ear and said, “Hello, hello.”

March 23rd City of Shorewood
A man was arrested for theft of three registration stickers he cut from license plates. The man, who was already intoxicated at noon, was asked how long he’d been drinking. The man replied, “Since 1976.”
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mar 17th


The person pictured above is NOT the heinous duck feeding criminal mentioned in the account below.

February 24th City of Neenah
A caller on Jean Street reported that a man was feeding ducks in his backyard. An officer contacted the man and advised him he was violating an ordinance. The officer returned later to take photos of the ducks and the sunflower seeds that were spread across the yard as evidence of the alleged duck feeding.

March 10th Village of Nekoosa
A woman called police and reported she went to a fast food restaurant to get food for her and her children. The woman told police she waited 10 to 15 minutes and still didn’t have her food!

March 9th City of Brookfield
A resident on Royalcrest Drive called police because she heard her husband yell, “Stop, I have a gun,”. The man told police he believed a man with a hat was trying enter his second-story bedroom, but then he realized it was just a figment of his imagination.

March 5th City of Menasha
A guidance counselor called police to report a kindergarten student brought a butter knife to school and was threatening to use it to cut other students.

March 3rd City of Germantown
A resident called police just before midnight to report his neighbor owed him $2.39 for some milk he had bought her but she would not answer her door or pay him back. The officer told the caller that police would not be attempting contact with the neighbor due to the time of night, and the caller became upset. The officer then explained it was a civil issue and due to the circumstances, police cannot make the woman repay him.

March 4th City of Brookfield
Police responded to a complaint that a resident was shoveling snow into the road. When told by officers that he needed to remove the snow from the street, the man reportedly responded, “Where am I supposed to put it, up my ass?” He eventually moved the snow to the edge of the road.

March 12th City of Shawano
Police were called to a location on Highway 22 were a staff member reported seeing a man open mouth kissing his own mother and felt it was inappropriate.

March 1st City of Waukesha
A resident called police to report hearing female voices screaming and thought it was a domestic incident. Responding officers found it was just the children who live in her residence and some of their friends screaming while playing a game where they run outside without their shoes on to see who could stand in the snow barefoot the longest.

March 13th City of Shawano
Officers responded to a call from a daycare center on Olson Street. A child at the daycare center reportedly threw a plastic lizard that struck another child.

March 7th City of Greenfield
A resident called police dispatch to report a woman was driving an unlicensed scooter on the wrong side of the street while walking a dog on a leash making the dog run alongside her so fast that it doesn’t have time to urinate.

February 28th City of Waupun
A woman called police to report her daughter is receiving text messages from a man claiming to be Jeffery Dahmer and threatening to come and see her.

February 27th City of Waukesha
Police responded to an apartment after a caller reported hearing a domestic disturbance in a neighboring apartment. Police discovered no domestic disturbance, just residents watching “Dr. Phil with the volume turned way up.”
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March 5th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report seeing “a man in a scary clown mask”.

February 7th Town of Jackson
Officers were dispatched to investigate a Jeep that was driving into a 7 foot snow pile. They found said snow pile but the Jeep was no longer driving into it, having become stuck on top of it.  When an officer asked the 20-year-old driver why he drove his Jeep on to the snow pile, the man responded, “Because it’s a Jeep”.

March 7th City of Marshfield
Police responded to a report of a suspicious customer at a convenience store. A female employee reported an unknown man in his early 20s came into the store to purchase alcohol and asked the employee to come into the bathroom with him.

March 6th Town of Grand Rapids
A woman called police and reported an unknown man left Valentine’s Day candy at her door.

March 1st Town of Grand Rapids
A woman reported to police that people came into her house and sat on her sofa and wouldn’t leave.

February 25th City of Brookfield
Police responded to a report of a woman who chained a suitcase to a pole in front of Barnes & Noble. She told security personnel there were no bombs in it, went in the mall, then returned to unchain it and walked away. When police caught up with the woman, she told them she just didn’t want to bring her suitcase into the mall.

February 25th City of Brookfield
Police were called to a home where a man locked his girlfriend and their baby out of their home because when she went to the store she bought him soda instead of cigarettes.

February 23rd City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report that her mother took her sweaters and some dresses from her apartment because she thought the outfits were “too sexy” for her to be wearing.

March 5th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported four teenagers standing in a doorway and swearing at people.
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feb 10th

January 29th City of Neenah
Police were called to a Green Street residence where they cited a 19-year-old man with property damage and disorderly conduct after he allegedly hit another man with a vacuum cleaner.

February 2nd City of Hales Corners
A man called police to ask an officer to respond to Confucius Restaurant because they put his sauce upside-down in his to-go bag and sauce spilled all over his car. The man was upset because the manager refused to do anything about it when he complained, so he wanted police to go to the restaurant first "before the cops are called on him." The caller was advised it was a civil matter and did not warrant police intervention.

February 1st City of Marshfield
A 24-year-old man was cited for second offense drunken driving after he was found sleeping in his vehicle in the Taco Bell drive-thru. The vehicle was running and in drive when police found the man. It is not clear whether or not the man received his Taco Bell order before being taken to the police station for a blood draw.

February 6th City of Shawano
Police responded to a report of an alleged domestic dispute at a residence on East Lieg Avenue. A woman at the residence told police her husband had thrown a soda at the wall, tossed a rabbit cage and bent her wallet.

February 5th City of Shawano
A 911 call that is believed to be a pocket dial was received. According to the police record, the 911 dispatcher heard a man talking to someone named Scotty and belching very loudly.

February 2nd City of Portage
A man called 911 and told police he had outstanding warrants and wanted to be taken to jail. When police arrived, the man gave them a false name. Per his wishes, he was taken to jail on the warrants and also on a charge of obstructing an officer for lying about his name.

February 3rd City of Waupun
A woman at Our Bar on East Main Street called police to report concrete was poured down the toilet and she knows who did it.

February 1st City of Beaver Dam
A man told police a group of woman approached him at Wall-Mart and one of the woman used her phone as a “kiss cam.”

February 1st City of Beaver Dam
A resident called police because a man on East Main Street was yelling at another man to leave. When police arrived, a 35-year-old man said he was invited over to the other man’s house. The man at the residence said the other man was NOT invited over to his house.

January 29th Town of Jackson
A man called police to complain that his 28-year-old stepson was intoxicated, disorderly, and refusing to sleep in the basement. The officers found the son sleeping on the couch in the main level. The man complained that he had swine flu because of how cold it is in the basement. Much of what the man said didn’t make sense because of his intoxication but he INSISTED that the responding officer check out the basement for himself so he could see just how cold it was. The officer went down to the basement where he found the man's marijuana stash and paraphernalia in plain view, earning the man two citations.

January 25th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a disturbance where neighbors were arguing about where a snow plow driver was moving snow. One resident said the plow driver tried to run his wife over. The caller later admitted he was upset the plow was pushing snow to his side of the street so his wife stood in front of the plow as it was trying to clean a driveway. The residents were advised on their behavior and told to let the snowplow driver do his job.

February 3rd City of Waukesha
A man at Price Point Inn called police because he believes someone was in his room. The man told police he found a clump of hair. Police, could not find any signs of forced entry but reported that the floor was "filthy."

January 28th City of Brookfield
Two women were arrested at Party City after one woman reportedly distracted employees while the other concealed items. When police arrived, they found the women, ages 21 and 25, attempting to leave the store with a variety of Justin Bieber merchandise.

February 2nd City of Brookfield
Police were called to the Factory Card Outlet where two 24 year old woman were caught in the act of attempting to steal $66 of cups, plates, napkins, balloons, bags and invitations all bearing the likeness of Justin Bieber that they told officers they wanted to use for a Super Bowl party.

January 27th City of Brookfield
A man called police to report that the neighbors below him were pounding on their ceiling. Police contacted the neighbors, who said they were just trying to tell him to "shut up" because he was talking on the phone so loudly they couldn't hear their television.

January 26th city of Cudahy
A 53-year-old woman was cited for disorderly conduct. The woman reportedly confronted her 26-year-old son and his girlfriend. According to the woman's husband "there was some tension about hockey tickets and who was going to use them." The son accused his mother of pushing his girlfriend. The mother denied pushing her, but "stated she did push her son just to show him how she would push someone."
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feb 7th
Healthy feet


January 25th - Lake Oswego, Oregon
A woman called police because she became suspicious when she discovered a wet footprint on her front porch. Upon investigation by police, they discovered that the footprint was her own.

February 4th - Miramar, Florida
A charter school went on lockdown and a main road and adjoining side streets were blocked for over two hours after suspicious items discovered in the street in front of the school. Police eventually determined that the suspicious items were several decorative pillows.

January 30th - East Greenwich, Pennsylvania
Authorities are searching for a man who tried to rob a Hallmark store.  According to  police,  the suspect presented the store's cashier with a Hallmark birthday card in which he had written his own lovely sentiment. Written inside of it were these words..."Give me all the money or I will kill you." Unfortunately for the criminal wordsmith, the store cashier was unimpressed - that person called another employee over, and the suspect ran off without any money.

January 25th - Dutch Harbor, Alaska
A man called police and reported his television remote had been stolen the previous day. An officer responded to the victim’s residence and quickly located a remote in the house, but the victim advised the officer that the remote he found was his back-up remote and his primary remote which had clearly been stolen since he was unable to find it. According to police, the matter is not under investigation.

January 16th - Strongsville, Ohio
Police were called to Chase Bank after a woman demanded $10,000 and threatened to put a curse on the employees if they did not give her the money. The woman, who was a former customer, said the curse involved both a stomach illness and "constant diarrhea." When police arrived, the woman was gone. However, when she returned the following day, for the $10,000 or to enact her curse, the woman was arrested by police. No word on whether her stomach flu spell worked.

January 1st - Jensen Beach, Florida
A 30-year-old man was arrested October 1 in the drive-thru of the Taco Bell. Deputies arrived to find him either passed out or sleeping — and smelling of booze — with his foot on the truck’s gas pedal. According to police, when they asked the man for his I.D., he handed the officers a taco.
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feb 3rd
January 29th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported he bought cigarettes and gas from a service station, and the attendant was mean to him.

January 25th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported her boyfriend bit her and stole her cigarettes.

January 26th Town of Menasha
A 28-year-old man on West Wilson Avenue man was cited for loud music after neighbors called police. The man told officers he was “livin’ it up” because he did not have his child. He was upset the neighbors called police and said that he was the scapegoat for other issues. The man became agitated with officers, swore and crumpled up the ticket and threw it on the floor.

January 25th City of Greenfield
A man called police from the Aldi parking lot to report he had blocked in a driver after she almost struck him while she was talking on her cellphone. The woman in the car also called police to report a man was standing outside her car door and screaming at her.

January 20th City of Waukesha
A woman called 911 to report her boyfriend was "bugging her". A responding officer found the "bugging" that led to the emergency call was the result of the two having a disagreement about what to watch on television.

January 10th Town of Brookfield
A representative from a business that sells custom made clothing for clergymen called police to report that a man who bought four priest's cassocks and bishop's cape paid for the vestments with a stolen credit card.

January 20th City of Greenfield
A male suspect entered Subway, implied he had a weapon in his pocket and attempted to rob the business. The suspect, who was wearing a dark hoodie, blue surgical mask and some type of bandana over his eyes, took a black vegetable container before fleeing the business.
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January 11th City of Beaver Dam
Police responded to a call from the employee of the Community Library reporting a 51-year-old man was bathing in the restroom. The responding officer spoke to the man who explained he was just cleaning up after pooping his pants.

January 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report someone with a loud radio was smoking “weed” and “hacking up a lung”.

January 16th Town of Grand Rapids
Police responded to a report of a man standing in a driveway and yelling at a house.

January 10th City of Waukesha
A woman called 911 to complain to police that she is “tired of being controlled by Tom Cruise and Will Smith".

January 10th City of Waukesha
A concerned father called police to report his ex-wife was “putting an Irish/Native American curse on his daughter.”

January 7th City of Waukesha
A man was arrested after running through an apartment building, kicking doors and screaming. According to callers, the man was screaming, “I have weapons, I have ammo.” Another caller said the man was yelling that he was going to use the ammo and weapons to protect everybody from the blizzard conditions.

December 20th Town of Jackson in Wood County
Police received a call from people concerned about a 23-year-old man who was talking to a snowman an oranges.

January 16th Town of Beaver Dam
Police were called to check on a 31-year-old man who drank a large quantity of whiskey and threw himself into a snowbank.
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dec 9th 2013

(Giant corn on cob pictured NOT the actual stolen giant cob of corn!)

December 3rd Town of Stockton
A who called the sheriff's department told deputies that a 20-foot tall corn on the cob and trailer were stolen from his residence. Thankfully, the 20-foot tall corn on the cob and trailer later were recovered.

November 29th City of Oak Creek
A resident of an apartment complex called police to report there was the smell of "burning flesh" coming from somewhere in her building. An officer dispatched to the building and reported that he detected the smells of fresh baked bread, taco seasoning, pumpkin pie, ham seasoned with brown sugar and cloves, several Asian spices and various candle scents. However, the officer did not detect any smell of burning flesh.

November 19th Town of Menasha
Officers were sent to a residence on Bel Air Court after receiving five 911 calls from an intoxicated female who wanted to report that her son had taken the car keys, presumably because she was too drunk to drive. The dispatchers told the 52-year-old woman she should call the non-emergency number in the future. After she made several more 911 calls after that, the woman was cited for disorder conduct.

November 27th City of Fond du Lac
An officer was following a vehicle near the intersection of Hickory and Arndt Streets when he noticed its loud exhaust. During a traffic stop, the officer smelled marijuana coming from the vehicle. Inside were two women with red, watery eyes and two young children. While speaking with the passenger, the officer noticed a bulge in her shirt. When the officer asked her if the bulge was hidden contraband, the woman grabbed her bra and exposed her breasts to the officer, proving the bulge was just boobs and not drugs.

December 1st City of Waukesha
Police were called to Family Dollar about a customer that had been in the store for the last four hours staring at a blank computer screen. The man told officers he was using the computer in an effort to apply for a job. He said it was taking him so long because of “spiritual issues” he is dealing with. A clerk told police the man also tried climbing up on one of the store’s coolers.

December 4th City of Shawano
A girl called 911 to report a girl on Prairie Street would not give her her blanket back. The girl told the dispatcher that her father had suggested she call 911 about the blanket. The dispatcher informed the girl that her blanket problem did not constitute an emergency.

December 3rd City of Manitowoc
Police arrested a 17-year-old high school student in connection with a series of graffiti incidents. The boy admitted to the graffiti and told police he went out on a spray-painting spree to calm himself down because was frustrated with his multiplication problems.

December 1st City of Marshfield
Officers responded to a report of a person screaming inside an apartment. When police arrived, the man residing at the address refused to open the door. Based on the circumstances of the screams, the officer forced entry into the apartment. It was determined the man was alone and was screaming at himself.

December 3rd City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report another woman came after her with a flag.
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nov 18th 2013


November 5th City of Waukesha
Police were dispatched on a report of a man and woman fighting. The caller said there were items being smashed. When police arrived they discovered the woman was screaming because there was a mouse in the house. The banging was apparently the mouse being pummeled by a broom. The mouse carcass was observed and confirmed by police.

November 3rd Town of Menasha
Police responded to a theft at a Holly Road hotel. Hotel management told police one of their guests pawned the room's television, microwave, and mini fridge.

October 27th City of Cudahy
A 25-year-old man was taken to an area hospital, after he kept telling people that he was a horse and “everyone is pretty”. The man refused to cooperate with officers and medical staff but eventually revealed he had “injected mushrooms”.

November 9th City of Portage
Officers responded to a report of a man and woman fighting and screaming. The woman allegedly threw a bottle of ranch dressing spilling its contents.

November 15th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report hearing screaming from a neighbor's apartment. Responding officers discovered the screening was coming from a child who was upset over a video game.

November 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police and reported someone stole a lawnmower from his yard. A responding officer located the lawnmower...in the resident's yard.

November 13th City of Monona
Recycling plant workers called police to report finding what appeared to be a severed human hand in the trash. A detective examined the hand more closely, counting six fingers but no thumb. A forensic anthropologist confirmed it was a bear paw. According to a police Sargent, “When it doubt, count the fingers, or in this case, the claws.”

November 14th City of Juneau
A woman called the sheriff's department to request a deputy check on the wellbeing of a friend who had been so sick for a couple days she was unable to get off the couch. The deputy checked on the woman and found her to be in better health and arrested her for violating her parole.
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