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apr 27th

April 26th City of Green Bay
A woman having an anxiety attack brought on by guilt from skipping out on her $6.00 cab fare the night before called police and confessed.

April 14th City of Greenfield
After receiving complaints, police located a man sunbathing in his underwear.  The officer told the man that if he wanted to sunbathe in public he needed to wear shorts. The man responded that he believed the spot was secluded enough for him to sunbathe in just his undies. The officer disagreed since it was the middle of the afternoon and the man was sunbathing in the parking lot of Pick N Save.

April 16th City of Greenfield
Police responded to a home after a caller reported there was a “great big animal” on his neighbor’s roof. Police discovered the “great big animal” was a raccoon, and an officer was able to “shush” it into a tree.

April 13th City of Menominee Falls
A 23-year-old man was taken into custody after he got upset when his mother told him his friend could not stay at the residence, and when she called 911, he pushed her into a chair and bit the phone cord in half. The mother then went into another room to call police but the suspect bit that phone cord in half as well.

April 26th City of Green Bay
Police responded to a call about a woman named Rachel who has a history of feigning being unresponsive.

April 23rd Town of Dexter
Police responded to a report of a 16-year-old girl who is not happy about having to clean her room.

April 23rd City of Madison
Three archivists from the Wisconsin Historical Society were in the process of moving some boxes when one looked out a window onto a loading dock and noticed a large dumpster in what appeared to be a human leg sticking out of the debris. After confirming her observation with her two colleagues, they contacted police. The first officer to respond described what he saw as "a human leg, dressed in jeans, wool sock and tennis shoe". A specially trained investigator from the Forensic Services Unit suited up ain hazmat gear, climbed into the dumpster and identified what he found as "a leg attached to a headless body". He also pointed out that it was the body of a "man...nequin".

April 26th City of Green Bay
A man called police to report his home had been broken into and much of his property had been stolen. The man called back after learning his was the victim of a prank and all his stuff was in his bedroom.

April 22nd Dane County
A resident returning from work found a woman he didn't know in his home. The woman had the man's backpack over her shoulder which contained, among other things, his laptop computer. The man grabbed the backpack as he pushed the woman out his front door and called police. When police arrived, they found the woman sitting on the man's front step eating a chunk of cheese she had stolen from his refrigerator. Police also found a full can of Guinness in her pocket that she had also taken from the home. The woman was also  in possession of money and some small electronics. As police checked with the resident to determine if she had also stolen those items, the suspect kept yelling at officers: "What does it take to get arrested around here."

April 15th Eau Claire County
The sheriff’s department is looking for a woman who stole a cash register from an auto parts store. The woman reportedly has brown hair…and matching teeth.

March 20th City of Rice Lake
Police received a call from an employee of a furniture store reporting that a customer is passed out on couch in store showroom, and they can't wake him up.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

apr 17th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the naked (and apparently tripping) dude arrested on College Avenue in Downtown Appleton Friday night. The man’s only explanation to gawking on-lookers was that he was “Looking for Ashley”.

So,

For tripping balls while in a state of undress that made it clear to all on-lookers that his balls weren't big enough to actually trip on.

For bringing a new wrinkle to Friday night entertainment in downtown Appleton. However, unfortunately that new wrinkle was his sad, shriveled sack.

For making me hope that the Ashley he was looking for was Ashley Furniture because he seems perfectly suited to a brand new Crazy Boy recliner.

We are proud to name the nude dude of Appleton's College Avenue as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:32 am Comment On This Post

apr 10th



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… 49-year-old Colleen Montague of Green Bay who this week was sentenced to 18 months in prison following her sixth offense of operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Back in January, Ashwaubenon police attempted to pull Montague over for driving with a suspended license but she kept driving to a bar parking lot where she ran from her vehicle into the bar. When police finally apprehended her, Montague reportedly apologized and explained to police that she ran to the bar because he just wanted to kiss her boyfriend one more time before she got arrested. She was nearly twice the legal limit.

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… 49-year-old Colleen Montague of Green Bay who this week was sentenced to 18 months in prison following her sixth offense of operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Back in January, Ashwaubenon police attempted to pull Montague over for driving with a suspended license but she kept driving to a sports bar parking lot where she ran from her vehicle into the drinking establishment. When police finally apprehended her, Montague reportedly apologized and explained to police that she ran to the bar because he just wanted to kiss her boyfriend one more time before she got arrested. She was nearly twice the legal limit.

So, 

For having her boyfriend kiss her on the mouth when it would have made more sense to have had him kiss her ass goodbye for 18 months.

For fleeing to kiss her boyfriend when she should have instead rested her tongue because I’m fairly certain it’s going to get a pretty good workout where she’s going.

And for running from police. Have you seen the news lately and what happens to people who run from cops? Good God, lady!

We are proud to name Colleen Montague of Green Bay who when pulled over, ran from police just so she could kiss her boyfriend one more time before getting arrested as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:02 am Comment On This Post

apr 3rd


We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...49 year old Melissa Jacobson who was arrested Monday after she allegedly pooped in a box of security tags in the middle of the K-Mart Racine...while wearing a t shirt with a dump truck on it and the phrase, "dropping a load."

So,

For not understanding that crap has no business in a box in the middle of the aisle at K-Mart...that's what their shelves are for.

For not comprehending K-mart has blue light specials not poo light specials. 

For not understanding that while K-Mart will ship your pants (audio from K-Mart Ship your pants ad: “Hey, I just shipped my pants!”) ...but you can't ship their box.

We are proud to name Melissa Jacobson, the Racine K-Mart Krapper as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:50 am Comment On This Post

mar 30th


March 26th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported that someone opened his gate and let his dog out. The caller was upset and said he was going to take matters into his own hands. The man continued to call 911 and told police he was a WITCH and was going to start his neighbor's house on fire. 

March 1st City of Delafield
A 35-year-old man was caught masturbating in his parked car. According to the incident report, the man told the officer who questioned him on scene that he was "bored" and on his way home from Home Depot and decided to pull into a parking lot and masturbate. The man was given a warning for his behavior.

March 12th City of Waukesha
A caller reported he heard an elderly man in an apartment building screaming. The caller, who was crying, was told by management the apartment building has yellow juniper ants that bite. The caller thought the man who was screaming was being swarmed the yellow juniper ants. Responding officers found the man was just screaming because he was angry.

March 14th Town of Harrison
A woman on Deborah Court called police to report people were crawling through her window and having a party and they weren't invited.

March 14th Town of Lowell
A caller told police she saw a female driver wiping what appeared to be vomit off a baby and then leave the rag behind. The caller wanted an apology and for the woman to return and pick up the vomit covered rag.

March 15th City of Mayville
Police were called to break up a physical altercation between a woman and her daughter in law that involved punching and choking. The altercation began as a verbal argument about a toy vacuum cleaner.  

March 13th City of Waukesha
A caller reported a domestic disturbance at an apartment after hearing a female screaming. When officers arrived at the apartment they discovered the woman was simply upset that her husband overslept.

March 24th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and said a female came over to her house on two occasions asking for "Bill". The caller told the dispatcher there is no "Bill" at the residence so she requested extra police patrol for her area.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:27 am Comment On This Post

mar 20th


We are proud to name as this Week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...whomever littered the streets of Greenville, Grand Chute and Appleton with vast amounts of paper smut. On Wednesday and Thursday, listeners in at least three locations in the area contacted us to report seeing numerous pages from porn magazines blowing around our area's streets, highways and byways. That's rights, a potpourri of pulchritudinous paper pompoms, posteriors and pudendums and possibly penis' piled on our pavement and passageways.

So,

For chucking his smut.

Casting off ass.

Dumping some rump.  

Bootin' some cooters.

For choosing to litter us with clitoris.

And for scrapping his fapping material and leaving our streets filled with more boobs, asses and dicks than even the streets of Washington DC.

We are proud to name whoever is responsible for the Great Fox Valley Smut Drop of 2015 as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:42 am Comment On This Post

mar 13th
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show "Weenie of the Week"...

The Neenah garbage truck driver who cost city taxpayers $7,500 when he drove his garbage truck into the overhead canopy of a gas station.

The city has a policy prohibiting garbage truck drivers from entering gas stations with canopies specifically because of such concerns...but the city attorney says this driver decided to ignore the rules and cruised into the Marathon station on First Street...because he had to use the restroom...and apparently really bad. That's when he struck and damaged the roof over the gas pumps.

So...for crashing into a gas station just because he had to use the can...after having dealt with hundreds if not a thousand cans all morning...he drives a garbage truck for cripe's sake...

For getting into an accident just because he was trying to avoid having an accident...

For making the most expensive human excretion since the K­Mart in my hometown put in 10­cent pay toilets back in the early 70's...

And for stopping to take a dump...while literally on his way to the dump...

We are proud to name the Neenah garbage truck driver who caused $7,500 in damage when he drove the garbarge truck into a gas staion canopy because he really had to go as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:46 am Comment On This Post

feb 13th
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week... Sheboygan Alderman Kevin Matichek and who was charged with sexual assault of a child this week and Hortonville Village Administrator Patrick Vaile who this week was formally charged with allegedly possessing child pornography.

So,

For allegedly doing worse things sober than anything former Sheboygan Mayor Bob Ryan ever did drunk.

For together accumulating more charges than a lithium battery.

And for lowering our opinion of public servants...which, like Larry King's balls, was something I didn't think could get an lower.

We are proud to name Sheboygan Alderman Kevin Matichek and Hortonville Village Administrator Patrick Vaile who both landed in hot water this week after alleged despicable offenses as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:29 am Comment On This Post

jan 31st

(post crescent photo)

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...whomever was responsible for securing the cover on the grease trap at Denny's in Grand Chute that lead to a 3 year old boy falling about 8 feet into about 4 feet of stinky, oily muck. The cover is supposed to be held on with eight screws and according to the Post Crescent, it had none.

So, 

For not realizing that the phrase "shut your filthy trap" doesn't just apply to Tom Brady's potty mouth during big games.

For conducting the worst job of covering something up since the Watergate break in.

For being responsible for a 3-year-old child getting so thoroughly saturated in grease, many Wisconsinites could barely contain their urges deep fry and eat him.

We are proud to name whomever was in charge of securing the cover on the grease trap at Denny’s in Grand Chute that caused a 3-year-old boy to fall in as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jan 10th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…45-year-old Robert J. Westman who allegedly got a little too handsy with a woman whom he says he was “dirty dancing” with Wednesday night at Governor Scott Walker’s inaugural ball. According to the woman, Westman was  “creeping” on her and making unwelcome advances. When the woman’s boss intervened  Westman reportedly chose to head-butt him. The woman told police Westman also groped her and touched her improperly and kept trying to impress her by claiming he was friends with former House Speaker Newt Gingrich.

For head butting the woman which marks the first time in years anyone in Madison has used their head for anything.

For trying to hook up with a woman at Scott Walker's inauguration despite the fact that Walker famously doesn't believe in "unions".

For not understanding that in Madison, the words head and butt are usually only used together when one is up the other.

We are proud to name Robert J. Westman of Onalaska, who got arrested after allegedly getting handsy and head-butty at Governor Walker's Inauguration ball as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

dec 12th 2014



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… The 75-year-old Friendship man,  John Pryzbyla who was cited for his 10th DUI. A deputy pulled Pryzbyla over after seeing his truck allegedly cross the center line on State Highway 13. Pryzbyla denied drinking that night and reportedly blamed the smell of alcohol on his breath and apparently his bad driving on having eaten beer battered fish that evening.

So,

For telling a tale that is fishy at best and a whale tale at worst that he clearly expected the deputy to go for hook, line and sinker.  

For giving an excuse so LAME by comparison it makes Tiny Tim Cratchit look like Usain Bolt.

For blaming his wrong doing on something that smells like fish...something men have been doing since Adam.

We are proud to name John Pryzbyla of Friendship in Adams County as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

dec 12th 2014



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… The 75-year-old Friendship man,  John Pryzbyla who was cited for his 10th DUI. A deputy pulled Pryzbyla over after seeing his truck allegedly cross the center line on State Highway 13. Pryzbyla denied drinking that night and reportedly blamed the smell of alcohol on his breath and apparently his bad driving on having eaten beer battered fish that evening.

So,

For telling a tale that is fishy at best and a whale tale at worst that he clearly expected the deputy to go for hook, line and sinker.  

For giving an excuse so LAME by comparison it makes Tiny Tim Cratchit look like Usain Bolt.

For blaming his wrong doing on something that smells like fish...something men have been doing since Adam.

We are proud to name John Pryzbyla of Friendship in Adams County as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

nov 14th 2014


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week….41-year-old  Shawn Ellis and 28-year old Jennie Hetchler of Berlin who were arrested Wednesday night after one of them apparently posted items stolen from a neighbor’s home for sale on Craig’s List. When police arrived at their home with a search warrant they were surprised to reportedly find not just stolen property but also an enormous meth lab in their garage. Or should I say, an enormous meth lab in the garage AND their 3 young children...ages 9, 3, and 2 in the home. What's more, according to police, the couple almost blew up the garage on at least three occasions.

So,

For doing everything to attract police attention to their meth operation short of posting a "free donuts here" sign.

For going from Craig's List to the most wanted list.

For advertising stolen goods at the place they're manufacturing drugs which is nothing if not a classic “meth-take” (sorry).

And for having a residence full of kids and meth....sort of like the big Breaking Bad/Full House crossover episode nobody was asking for.

We are proud to name Shawn Ellis and Jennie Hetchler of Berlin as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:16 am Comment On This Post

nov 14th 2014


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Nicholas Heyrman, the 33-year-old Green Bay man who allegedly decided to defend his property when he heard there was an aggressive dog in his neighborhood by firing eight shots at it with his AR-15 assault rifle from 32 feet away, missing it each time but hitting a Jeep and a neighbor’s home.

So,

For reportedly firing his weapon eight times in the city which he shouldn’t have done because there were no barns around for him to not be able to hit the broadside of.

For allegedly being responsible for more errant discharges than a premature porn actor.

For reportedly firing shots to “defend his property” from a possibly over aggressive dog begging the question who was going to defend his property from its overly aggressive owner.

And for having such bad aim, he couldn’t win a pissing contest with Stevie Wonder.

We are proud to name Nicholas Heyrman of Green Bay as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

nov 7th 2014


We are proud to name the guy who stole an iPod, together with several other items, from a car in the Town of Vinland in Winnebago County and appears to have used it to take a selfie only to have the photo upload to the Cloud where the iPod’s owner was able to view the picture of the suspected thief on another device. Police say they have now identified the suspect and are looking to talk to him.

So,


For evidently behaving unashamedly when he should have been a little more selfie-conscious.

For potentially getting in the most trouble for a selfie since Pee Wee Herman.

And for apparently not realizing that a picture is worth not only a thousand words but also 18 months to 12 years and a fine of up to $5,000.

We are proud to name the guy who stole the iPod from a car in the Town of Vineland and then apparently used it to take a selfie that could lead to his arrest as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:49 am Comment On This Post

oct 24th 2014


We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week....Green Bay Alderman Chris Wery who this week when a constituent e-mailed to ask why Green Bay transit doesn't offer free transport to  polling places on election day, responded by grilling her about whether or not she supports violet Islamic extremists because she has an Arabic name.

So,

For answering a constituent's question about public transportation by himself boarding the express train to crazy town.

For making me wonder why nobody has questioned Wery as to whether or not he's a Nazi sympathizer because he himself has a BELGIAN last name.

For making me think we should start holding Belgians like Wery accountable for those stupid crusty waffles and those g-damn Brussels Sprouts.

We are proud to name Green Bay alderman Chris Wery as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post

oct 22nd 2014


October 3rd City of Menasha
Police were dispatched to the scene of a verbal disturbance on Third Street. Responding officers found two people arguing because one person left crumbs on the other person's car seat.

October 9th City of Waupun
A resident called police and reported that his two dogs were stuck together and asked for officer assistance in getting them apart. Police contacted a local veterinarian who advised them to leave the dog alone and nature would take its course. Prior to police leaving the residence, the dogs separated.

October 3rd City of Waukesha
A caller told police that a student from an area Bible institute had sent a text message to another student saying he wishes he wasn't such a coward so he could blow up the school. Contacted by police, the student explained that he made that statement out of frustration, but has no familiarity with explosives and hardly has the financial means to afford school much less the funds to buy enough explosives to blow it up.

October 11th City of Oak Creek
A resident reported to police that a male wearing a Spider-Man costume dropped a bag in some bushes and took off running. The bag contained a wallet, a cellphone and shoes. Police who responded spoke to the costumed man, who stated he dressed up like Spider-Man for his girlfriend's son's birthday party down the street and just needed somewhere to put his belongings while entertained the children.

October 6th City of Mequon
A resident called 911 to report there was a mouse in the house. The man was advised how to get rid of the mouse and also the proper use of 911.

October 17th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police responded to a report of a man who thought he was Jesus Christ and was attempting to walk on water.

October 14th Town of Grant
A 62-year-old woman called the sheriff's department and told deputies that an ex-boyfriend from high school had been calling her and leaving messages in which he sang and played guitar.

October 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report she believed her neighbor urinated on her bathroom rug.

October 12th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report her friend pulled her hair.

October 12th City of Shawano
Sheriff’s deputies responded after receiving a 911 call from a child reporting a bleeding chicken.

October 5th City of Waukesha
A caller told police she senses evil spirits emanating from an area sports bar. Responding officers said they went into the bar and "did not see, hear, feel or sense any negativity" from the three guys playing pool or from the female bartender.

October 6th City of Neenah
A caller notified police of a suspicious person in the vehicle on West Cecil Street. Officers investigated and discovered the suspicious person was a guy who had pulled over to the side of the road to send a text.

October 3rd City of Menasha
Police were dispatched to the scene of a verbal disturbance on Third Street. Responding officers found two people arguing because one person left crumbs on the other person's car seat.

October 7th City of Waukesha
Police received a report from a man who said he was offered a ride home from another man for $3. He told police he gave the driver a $20 bill and didn't receive any change. An officer asked the caller if he had asked the driver for his $17 change but the man said he doesn't like to ask questions so he didn't ask for his change back.

October 8th City of Waukesha
A bartender called police to report a naked man who was walking down the street had tried to enter the tavern twice but was each time turned away. According to the caller, the man was wearing a pair of gloves, presumably because it was cold outside.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:49 am Comment On This Post

oct 17th 2014


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…Lakeshia Van Straten and Andrew Schucknecht. They are the Waupaca County couple caught allegedly of trying to burglarize a business in Helvetia Township about 3am Tuesday morning while leaving their frightened and crying toddler behind by himself in Van Straten’s car. The pair reportedly already has 20 pending burglary and theft charges against them.

For apparently exhibiting  the worst judgment since the one at the OJ trial.

For allegedly leaving their young boy in a car alone...which sounds to me like a desperate attempt to reboot a series of McCauley Culkin movies.

For trying to break in to a business while also breaking their toddler in by letting him experience the cold hard reality of what it's like to have atrocious parents. 

And for giving Adrian Peterson a run for his money in the parent of the year competition.

We are proud to name Lakeshia Van Straten and Andrew Schucknecht as this week’s Rick and Len Show… WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:26 am Comment On This Post

oct 10th 2014


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenies of the Week… Travis Husnik of Luxemburg and Heather Basten of New Franken who this week were sentenced following an incident back in August where the two reportedly had sex in the back of a squad car while being transported by an deputy to the Oconto County Jail.

So,

For not understanding that conjugal visits usually don’t start until AFTER you get to the jail or prison.

For doing the pokey-pokey while being taken to the pokey. 

For apparently thinking the deputy said to slam her when he said he was going take them to the slammer.

For having what can only be called K-Mart sex…which is doing it beneath a flashing blue light.

And for proving that unlike some places in the country, in Oconto County, you don’t get screwed by the cops so you apparently have to do it yourself.

We are proud to name the Oconto County squad car humpers as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenies of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:24 am Comment On This Post

oct 3rd 2014


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…"That one guy". Let me explain. Saturday was, of course, Octoberfest in downtown Appleton. Organizers estimate that it was the biggest crowd ever and evidence suggests that they set a record this year for beer consumption. As many as a hundred thousand people and a virtual river of alcohol on a hot day can be a recipe for disaster. Yet, the total number of arrests at this year’s Octoberfest in Appleton….ONE! Yep. The only person arrested during this year’s Octoberfest was" that one guy" who was arrested for disorderly conduct. You know the guy I’m talking about. "That one guy" who gets a couple-three beers in him and is suddenly filled with enough bravado to pick a fight with lamppost. "That one guy" who when he’s drinking doesn’t realize that his hands belong in his own pockets and not on some stranger’s ass. "That one guy" who after a couple beers, has the manners of a cranky, brain damaged Doberman.

So,

For being "that one guy" who's trying to prove that one bad Apple-tonian can spoil the who bunch .

For apparently being "that one guy" who has a harder time holding his alcohol than 90-year-old Betty White has holding her urine during a sneeze.

And for being "that one guy" who, like a virgin in Peoria, is one in a hundred thousand .

We are proud to name "that one guy" who got arrested at Octoberfest as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK! 

(Police have not released the identity of "that one guy".)
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:35 am Comment On This Post