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dec 2nd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…. Milwaukee County Assistant District Attorney Bruce Landgraf who this week, while serving as special prosecutor in Brown County, recommended Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt be ONLY fined $4,000 and sentenced to 40 hours of community service for violating state campaign finance laws.

So,

For not tossing the mayor in jail...a development as big a disappointment to me as I always was to my parents.

For sentencing him to 40 hours of community service when serving the community is the very definition of a mayor's job. It's like sentencing a truck driver to drive truck, a paper maker to make paper or a highway worker to lean on a shovel.

And for ignoring all of our suggestions for punishments that included but were not limited to...

          Lifelong suspension from the Lollypop Guild.

          Making the mayor to resign from office and return to his old job, chasing after the kids who stole his Lucky Charms.   

          Forcibly shaving his eyebrows and using the hair to make fur coats for baboons going through chemotherapy.  

          And putting one of those "You must be at least this tall" signs on his wife.

We are proud to name the special prosecutor who recommended Mayor Jim Schmitt only be fined $4,000 and sentenced to 40 hours of community service...as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:16 am Comment On This Post

nov 4th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…whomever is apparently stealing dogs in the Appleton area. According to the Fox Valley Humane Association, at least seven dogs have gone missing in recent days in Outagamie County. In each case, the dogs’ collars were left behind on tie-outs in the yard, and one collar was cut. All the missing pets were large-breed dogs weighing more than 75 pounds.

So...

For committing an act that proves that they are more deserving of getting collared than the dogs they are stealing.

For grabbing more canines than an overzealous dentist.

And for not realizing that dog napping should only refer to something your pooch does when he’s sleepy.

We proud to name the dog gone dog thief who appears to be responsible for the recent disappearances of large dogs in Appleton, Grand Chute, Greenville and Ellington as this week's Rick and Len Show....WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:13 am Comment On This Post

oct 28th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…a Platteville man who this week was caught on security camera drunk, in his underwear using a blowtorch to vandalize the Trump sign in his neighbor’s yard.

Two passersby did catch the man in the act, but instead of stopping him or contacting police, only gave the perpetrator a fist bump and continued on their way.

So...

For destroying a Trump sign using an instrument almost as incendiary as his own rhetoric.

For doing the most embarrassing thing you can get caught doing in your underwear shy of popping a boner watching the Golden Girls.

And for vandalizing the sign of a politician you don’t support which is un-American but doing it drunk with blowtorch in your underwear which virtually screams “‘Murica!” It’s just too confusing!!!

We are proud to name the drunken, underwear clad Platteville man who torched his neighbors' Trump sign with a blowtorch as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:29 am Comment On This Post

oct 21st


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…32-year-old Christina Ferguson of Amherst Junction, an anti-Trump person who Monday night lashed out against people she thought were attending a rally for the Republican Presidential candidate by spreading peanut butter over 30 of their cars.

When Portage County Sheriff's Deputies questioned Ferguson at her apartment, she claimed she had stayed home that night — but was repeatedly licking peanut butter off her fingers in front of the officers while speaking to them. After her arrest, Ferguson reportedly told deputies that “peanut buttering is better than firebombing, and Trump plans on firebombing everybody in other countries.”

Deputies identified Ferguson’s alleged weapon of choice as a family-size jar of low-sodium, creamy natural Jif. One deputy at the scene was quoted as saying “Fortunately it wasn’t chunky peanut butter, so vehicles didn’t get scratched.”

When informed that the vehicles she nutted on actually belonged to members of a conservation club, NOT attendees at a Trump rally, Ferguson, who blew a .218 on the Breathalyzer, apologized and said she was “just fed up about the entire election.”

So,

For choosing a “weapon” that’s damn near as nutty as she is.

For not understanding that getting busted using the CREAMY peanut butter to vandalize cars still doesn’t make her a “smooth criminal”.

For proving that not only “choosy mothers choose Jif” so do alcohol addled, tiny hand-hating Wisconsin liberals.

And for using peanut butter to earn this distinction which makes her the first EVER weenie that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

We are proud to name Christina Ferguson of Amherst Junction, who slathered peanut butter on the cars of 30 people she mistakenly thought were attending a Trump rally as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:28 am Comment On This Post

oct 14th
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We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…the couple who were arrested for clowning around near the intersection of Appleton and Midway Roads in Menasha about 4am last Friday. The 29-year-old man and a 20-year-old male friend were dressed as scary clowns and allegedly chasing passing cars while his girlfriend apparently watched.

When police arrived they determined that the 29-year-old man and his girlfriend had left their 4-year-old child home alone for hours while they were engaged in their early morning Bozo-based antics.

So, For, by comparison, making Juggalos seem like responsible clown mask wearers.

For the man apparently being such a crazy bad father you could call him the Insane Clown...Papa.

And for behavior that's so embarrassingly stupid both their faces should be as red as his nose.

We are proud to name the Menasha couple who left their 4-year-old child unattended for hours early last Friday morning while they trying to frighten drivers, while the guy and his friend were in clown costumes as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:04 am Comment On This Post

oct 7th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…44-year-old Keith Dart of Pound who reportedly confessed to investigators that he, with assistance from his brother, stole more than a dozen cars in Green Bay, Ashwaubenon and Howard just to gain the respect of his meth-addicted son who only admires people who live "the thug life." Dart reportedly told police he created a crime-committing alter ego for himself so his son would start talking to him again.

For trying to earn his son’s respect…by boosting cars, a plan more poorly conceived than the West-Kardashian babies.

For hatching a plot that not only DEFIES logic, it challenges it to dual despite being totally unarmed.

And for coming up with a thugish alter ego that's less Breaking Bad and more Faking Dad.

We are proud to name Keith Dart of Pound as this Week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:17 am Comment On This Post

sep 23rd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week… Gavin Gilbertson, of Cecil and Hailey Brock of Gillett. Gilbertson pleaded no contest this week in Oconto County Circuit Court to a felony count of placing a foreign substance into an edible. Brock was already found guilty of the same charge. Last October, the two allegedly squirted dry erase board cleaner into a teacher’s Mountain Dew at Gillett High School.

According to the criminal complaint, Brock told police she came up with the idea as a prank when the teacher was out of the room. Gilbertson reportedly opened the bottle and Brock squirted the cleanser in. After drinking the Dew, the teacher suffered a burning sensation in his throat and stomach and went to the school nurse who suspected he’d been poisoned and called 911.

So, for taking TWO people just to open a bottle and squirt making poisoning a teacher sound like a union job.

For using a foreign substance to make a teacher sick to their stomach when just showing them a picture of our governor would probably do the job for most teachers.

And for not only squirting a chemical into the teacher’s soda, but amazingly, finding one that wasn’t already in Mountain Dew.

We're are proud to name Gavin Gilbertson, of Cecil and Hailey Brock of Gillett as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:44 am Comment On This Post

sep 9th
This week’s weenies did the near impossible…they bested Mayor Jim Schmitt for this honor despite him getting busted for accepting illegal campaign donations and falsifying information on his campaign finance reports and amazingly, they did it with a story that is damn near as horrifying as his eyebrows.


Laabs not pictured



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week… Jonathan Schrap, Shelby Neuens, Nick Laabs, Preston “Bloody Ruckus” Hyde and the so-called “Juggalo’s” from Suamico who reportedly staged their own “ritualistic memorial” to commemorate a fellow fan of the horror core hip-hop act the Insane Clown Possee who died one year prior.

For those still unfamiliar with the story…

Saturday morning the group was discussing blood-letting rituals when Neuens reportedly volunteered to let Schrap drink her blood leading to him using a machete and make an approximate one-inch laceration on her right forearm. While Neuens was bleeding profusely… he filled up a shot glass with her blood and drank it.

Soon after, the group began talking about severing a finger. Again, Neuens volunteered, telling the men they could cut off her pinky. Once again, Schrap grabbed the machete and took the pinky clean off all the way to the palm.” Schrap according to the criminal complaint, then “placed the finger in his freezer where he said he would cook it and eat it later”.

The group then attempted to stop the bleeding by using a car cigarette lighter which failed so they used a blowtorch

So,

For placing the pinky in the freezer to eat later when everyone knows, lady fingers are best served fresh.

For apparently totally misunderstanding what it means for a woman to "give a guy her digits".

And for contradicting the Animaniacs by proving that pinkies and brains don’t always go together.



We are proud to name Jonathan Schrap, Nick Laabs, Preston “Bloody Ruckus” Hyde and the remarkably compliant Shelby Neuens; the reported blood drinking, hand chopping, blowtorch wielding, finger saving Juggalos of Suamico, as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:57 am Comment On This Post

sep 2nd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…29-year-old Terrence Schroeder of Oshkosh who was in court this week facing charges relating to a bomb scare at Wal-Mart back in July. According to police, Schroeder’s debit card was declined at the check-out and had to take money from the ATM to pay for his purchases. After paying, Schroeder allegedly told the clerk “he thought there was a bomb in the back of the store”. Officers were able to identify and locate Schroeder through his debit card number.

According to police, when they confronted him, Schroeder admitted that he thought he could “close down the store and cause chaos” with his comment. He told officers he was frustrated that his card wasn't working and wanted to “frustrate the cashier” as well.

So,

For not realizing that “trying to cause chaos” in a Wal-Mart is like trying to make water wetter.

For thinking the threat of a bomb could keep Wal-Mart shoppers away from deep discounts on white tank t-shirts and five gallon drums of cheesy puffs.

And for reportedly using a bomb threat to try to “frustrate the cashier” at Wal-Mart when asking for change for dollar probably would have worked just as well.

We are proud to name Terrence Schroeder of Oshkosh as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:19 am Comment On This Post

aug 26th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…Dakota D.S. Piper, of Menasha who this week was sentenced to four years in prison and five years of extended supervision. Piper was arrested on drug related charges last November but then allegedly compounded his legal problems by trying to escape.

Piper’s escape plot reportedly involved faking a seizure at the Winnebago County jail so he was taken to a local hospital where he intentionally pooped and peed himself and then, when in the restroom cleaning himself, climbed up into the ceiling tiles and tried crawling through the hanging ceiling, which, of course only works in movies.

In the process, Piper broke many ceiling tiles and metal support beams that hold the tiles in place. He eventually agreed to come down but only if police brought his girlfriend to him so he could give her "a hug and a kiss and possibly have a cigarette". A lieutenant then reportedly called Piper's girlfriend and put her on speakerphone. When the girlfriend asked Piper what he was doing, he replied "trying to escape."

So,

For coming up with a plan about as half baked as the Pillsbury Doughboy's ass after an hour in the sun.

For wanting a "hug and a kiss" from his girlfriend when he'll have ample of time to get plenty of that from his cellmate.

For not realizing that if a great escape involves peeing and pooping yourself...I'm Steve McQueen!

We are proud to name Dakota D.S. Piper as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 9:56 am Comment On This Post

aug 5th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…. whomever went to mad lengths at a local yacht manufacturer to prevent their listeners from listening to the Rick and Len Show. Back in March, we told you about how after a complaint from an employee, the yacht manufacturer not only banned the Rick and Len Show from their work place, they placed the following announcement in their newsletter, “Notice: The radio station, WAPL will no longer be played in the morning between 6 and 10am when Rick and Len are on due to offensive and inappropriate commentary”. 

Well, this week, we got word that the company took it a step further. After somebody had the audacity of switching the radio station to WAPL BEFORE 10 one recent morning, the company got serious and procured a “lock box” they could use the keep their radio securely locked away until 10am each day to prevent that from ever happening again.

So,

For punishing the innocent radio when, clearly, it’s our lips that need to be locked up tighter than a nun’s love tunnel. And for not heeding the words of Mel Gibson who famously said..."You can take our lives radios, but you can never take our freedom!"

For not realizing that you don't need to lock up a radio to stop your employees from listening to the Rick and Len Show. All you need to do, is let them tune in and eventually they'll gouge their ear drums out on their own.

  We are proud to the name whomever put the radio under lock and key at a local yacht manufactures to keep their workers from listening to US as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:34 am Comment On This Post

jul 29th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…18-year-old Evgeniy Tetzlaff of Kimberly who allegedly used an "air soft BB-style firearm" to shoot a 9-year-old boy operating a lemonade stand in the face in a random drive-by. The boy was taken to a hospital to remove the BB embedded in his skin near his eye. Tetzlaff reportedly laughed about the incident later when telling friends about how he had randomly shot the 9-year old boy.

So,

For allegedly almost shooting out a 9-year-old boy’s eye while ironically being totally blind to his own stupidity.

For apparently proving you can make national headlines about lemonade without even having to cheat on Beyonce.

And for apparently thinking that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade but when life gives you an air soft BB-style firearm, you use it to shoot the kid who made the lemonade in the face.

We are proud to name Evgeniy Tetzlaff, the 18 year old Kimberly man accused of shooting a 9 year old kid operating a lemonade stand... as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:07 am Comment On This Post

jul 22nd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…former Manitowoc Library Director Cherilyn Stewart who stands accused of…get this…creating fraudulent library cards. Here’s how I understand her alleged scam worked. The Manitowoc Library is funded by the city of Manitowoc.

However, the library receives additional funding from Manitowoc County based on the number of books and materials checked out and returned by county residents who don’t live in the city. Stewart is accused of issuing fake library cards for county residents and then using them to make it look like the cards were being used to check out books and materials, thus, resulting in Manitowoc County owing more money toward library funding. And how did Stewart allegedly benefit from this con? Well, more money to buy materials to keep the city library running. How dare she!

Now, to avoid the appearance of impropriety, Manitowoc is searching for an outside police agency to handle the fake library card investigation.

So,

For alleged actions that will undoubtedly lead to more bad publicity for Manitowoc County and the inevitable Netflix documentary series Making a Librarian…er.

For reportedly committing a crime that could result in authorities “throwing the book at her” which if it’s checked out of the Manitowoc Library by a county resident would result in more funding for the library. Damn she’s sneaky!

And for allegedly committing an act she never would have had to commit if only those illiterate bastards in Melnik, Zander, and Shoto would check out a g-damn book once in a while.

We are proud to name Cherilyn Stewart, the former Manitowoc County Library director who resigned in disgrace as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post

jul 15th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… 27-year-old Sarah Bradehoft, from Star Prairie, in western Wisconsin who is facing prostitution charges after she allegedly performed sexual services for money with at least five different men on separate occasions all inside a chicken coop.

So,

For not understanding that a long handled implement for loosening soil is the only hoe you’re supposed to find on a farm.

For not realizing that on a chicken farm, “pullet” is a noun meaning a young hen, not a verb indicating what you’re willing to do for twenty bucks.

And for ignoring the fact that while a condom may protect you from gonorrhea or syphilis, it’s not going to do jack frickin squat against avian influenza. We are proud to name Sarah Bradehoft, the Wisconsin woman who allegedly was charging for sexual services in a chicken coop as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:17 am Comment On This Post

jul 1st


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len show Weenie of the Week… the still at-large person who has been stealing hundreds, if not thousands of dollars of plants from porches of Appleton homes and even from City Park in the middle of the night.

According to police, a plethora of potted plants have potentially been pilfered by Appleton’s perplexing porch and park plant purloiner.

So,

For committing a series of plant crimes that Appleton Police have yet been unable to nip in the bud.

For apparently not understanding that usually when criminals brag about getting away with a lot of green they mean money not a pot of barely budding nasturtiums.

And for apparently not realizing that you can dig up all the plants you want but you don't really understand gardening until you've have your own ass planted in a jail cell for a while....

We're proud to name Appleton’s perplexing porch and park plant purloiner...as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:16 am Comment On This Post

jun 24th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…whomever was responsible for making sure that cars on the Zippin Pippin don’t crash into each other. As you probably know, the Zippin Pippin roller coaster at Bay Beach in Green Bay currently remains closed after an accident Monday left three people injured. Little is known about the injuries suffered by the three victims, however, at least one is believed to have a sustained a badly sprained or even lightly fractured pippin.

So, For making a ride that travels at speeds of 40 mph with a drop of 70 feet feel almost as scary and unsafe as traveling highway 441 most mornings.

For actions leading to hordes of people not be able to mount and ride it for a week...sorta like the effect menstruation has on the Kardashian sisters.

And for tainting the reputation of the ride’s most enthusiastic supporter, Mayor Jim Schmitt. And even worse, for making me use the words “Mayor Jim Schmitt” and “taint” in the same sentence. (Don’t want to think about it! Don’t want to think about it!)

We are proud to name whomever was responsible for keeping the Zippin Pippin safe as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:17 am Comment On This Post

jun 17th



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…Robert R. Thalheim, the 45-year old man who was trapped beneath a 2016 GMC Sierra at Meyer Motors in Sheboygan County early Sunday after he apparently used a jack that couldn’t support the weight of the truck and it collapsed while he was under it allegedly trying to steal the rims….AND his believed accomplice who apparently fled with one of the rims and leaving the truck atop his friend’s skull. When police found Thalheim, he reportedly told them he was "doing something bad" when the truck fell on him.

So,

For proving there are two guys in this area even more heartless and incompetent than us.

For proving there is nothing more uncomfortable than a painful rim job.

And for showing that karma doesn’t always come back to bite you on the ass. Sometimes, it just parks on your head.

We are proud to Robert R. Thalheaim, name the guy who got trapped under a pick-up truck while allegedlly trying to steal the rims and his accomplice who apparently ran away and left him there as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenies of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:24 am Comment On This Post

jun 3rd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week….a 30-year-old Suamico man who had reportedly been drinking, and early Sunday crashed his car into a concrete highway barrier on the flyover connecting northbound I-43 to northbound I-41. According to reports, the man then left his car and jumped over the guardrail, apparently not realizing he was 43 FEET ABOVE THE GROUND.

Amazingly, the man was not too seriously injured.

So, For falling further than Chipotle sales after their last e-coli outbreak.

For dropping faster than a Kardashian sister’s panties in an NBA locker room.

And for being luckier than a dog with four balls just to be alive.

We are proud the a 30-year-old Suamico man who, after crashing his car into the concrete highway barrier, jumped off the flyover at I-41 and 43 not noticing he was 43 feet above ground level as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:47 am Comment On This Post

may 27th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Green Bay’s dumbest drunk driver of last weekend.

Let me explain. Last Friday night/Saturday morning, Green Bay’s OWI Taskforce had a sobriety checkpoint with mobile processing unit in the heart of downtown Green Bay, complete with medical staff to do blood draws, a judge to sign warrants and a city bus to hold drunk drivers until a sober person could pick them up. Nearby, a 50-year-old driver plowed into the front door of Karen’s Pub, hitting a group of people and injuring three women. He, while being a strong contender, is NOT Green Bay’s dumbest drunk driver of last weekend. Nor are they Weenie of the Week.

No, Green Bay’s dumbest drunk driver of last weekend and Weenie of the Week is the person who, following that accident; with the aforementioned city bus, fire units and 4 or 5 squad cars all on the scene, and the car from the accident piled up in front of Karen’s, everything police say should make clear that "Hey, if you drive drunk, this could be you", still walked out of nearby bar, allegedly drunk , got in their car and drove right into the back of one of the Green Bay squad cars at the sobriety check point.

So,

For driving drunk despite the warnings to not do so being as clear as a choirboy’s urine sample.

For having a harder time reading the writing on the wall than Stevie Wonder in a blindfold.

And for being the dumbest, drunk driver in Green Bay which is sort of like being the biggest douchenozzle on the Green Bay city council.

We are proud to name the reportedly drunken driver who crashed into the back of a Green Bay squad car at a sobriety checkpoint...as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:01 am Comment On This Post

may 20th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…51-year-old Timothy Saling of Farmington Hills, Michigan who, Monday, was arrested at the American Club in Kohler. Police responded to a medical call at the American Club and made contact with a man, later identified as Saling, lying on the ground outside and screaming.

The officer smelled a strong odor of intoxicants on Saling's breath. When asked if had any injuries, Saling responded by barking and growling like a dog. When paramedics arrived on scene and offered to help Saling back to his room, as he could not walk on his own, he punched one of them several times in the ear and head. At that point, Saling, who was found to have a blood-alcohol level of .253, reportedly began growling and barking like a dog once again.

So,

For actions that have landed him in the doghouse, where, I’m assuming he’s going to feel right at home.

For behavior that makes you hope the Betty Ford Center has a kennel.

And for barking and growling at police…which, I’m guessing, they at least find preferable to him sniffing their crotches.

We are proud to name alleged drunken, barking, growling, head puncher Timothy Saling as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:49 am Comment On This Post