A man in Brown County is in trouble for allegedly giving his dog cocaine. As a public service, here are the….

SIGNS YOUR DOG MIGHT HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM

If it spends more time licking it’s lips than it’s balls…your dog might have a drug problem.

Instead of demanding “Kibbles n Bits, Kibble and Bits”…it demands “a couple a hits, a couple of hits”…your dog might have a drug problem.

If it finally caught that damn chuck wagon, and then sold it for scrap to get money for an eight ball…your dog might have a drug problem.

If instead of fetching a rolled up newspaper it only fetches a rolled up fatty…your dog might have a drug problem.

If it’s nose is runnier than it’s bowel movements…your dog might have a drug problem.

If it’s behaving more irrationally than Mel Gibson at a bar mitzvah …your dog might have a drug problem.

If his first name is “Snoop”…your dog might have a drug problem.

(With apologies to comic Doug Stanhope) If it’s eyes are redder than the water in the swimming pool during the 4th week of Lillith Fair…your dog might have a drug problem. (credit to Doug Stanhope for that one)

If it’s heart is beating harder than the fists of a guy pummeling Tom Barrett at the state fair…your dog definitely has  a drug problem!