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jan 15th

January 1st City of Menasha
Police responded to a report of a disturbance between a woman and her 13-year-old daughter. The argument started as a disagreement over sharing cheese curds.

January 2nd City of Franklin
A 68-year-old woman called police to report being awakened by pounding and a horn blowing. When her neighbor, an 82-year-old man, was questioned by police, he denied any pounding but admitted there “may have been” a New Year’s Eve horn blown. However, the man told police the woman was “pumping smells” into his home so if there was pounding then “they're even.”

December 29th City of Antigo
A man called police and reported that his ex was attacking his Harley Davidson with a hammer. When officers arrived, the woman admitted to pounding on the motorcycle with a hammer, but told police she was turning it into a sculpture.

December 13th Village of Jackson
Officers were called to the scene of a domestic disturbance. A 49-year-old man said that his wife woke him up because he was snoring, causing him to lose his temper and use profanity. An argument ensued, and his wife called him a “fat, lazy f***”. The man responded by taking his wife’s phone, charger and a bottle of soda, and throwing them into the hallway.

January 10th Village of Denmark
A Danish Way call the police to complain that someone entered her apartment and poured itching powder on her bed.

January 3rd City of Brookfield
A woman with "a fictional fiancé" made several calls requesting to rent a space for an upcoming wedding at the Sheraton Hotel. After realizing the woman’s fiancé did not exist, the employee told the caller not to contact the hotel anymore.

January 1st City of Waukesha A man was arrested after he was seen sleeping, with his pants down around his ankles…in the lobby of the Russ Darrow Kia car dealership.

December 14th City of Menasha
Officers responded after and man called to report he had approached a woman in the car on Eighth Street and asked her to turn down her music because it was so loud. The woman responded by telling the man that it was her right as an American to play her music as loud as she wanted. The woman also called the man a Nazi and a terrorist. When asked about the incident by the police, the woman told them that Nazis are out to get her and there are 250,000 terrorists presently hiding in this area.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:22 am Comment On This Post

jan 12th

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…33-year-old Preston Buck of Fond du lac who was convicted of mistreatment of animals for beating a cat to death because he said it knocked over a lamp.

Police were called to Buck’s home to investigate a report of a man throwing furniture around and making a loud disturbance. As the officer climbed the stairs to the second floor he could hear thumping, and then loud slams coming from inside the apartment, along with what sounded like a baby crying which turned out to be the severely injured cat.


For not just beating the life out of the cat…for beating ALL nine lives out of the cat.

For pounding the pussy…and not in the good way.

And for behavior that makes one understand why Garfield loves lasagna and sleeping but hates Mondays…and douchebags from Fond du Lac.

We are proud to name convicted Fond du Lac kitty killer Preston Buck as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:28 am Comment On This Post

jan 8th

10. Brian Buddha Goons

9. Brian Gouda Fumes

8. Brian Hooka rooms

7. Brian Bermuda Prunes

6. Brian Good Raccoons

5. Brian Barracuda Wounds

4. Brian Cooter ruins

3. Brian Pursuit-a Dubloons

2. Brian Pablo Naruda Spoons

1. Brian Loony Tunes

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:35 am Comment On This Post

jan 8th

January 1st City of Green Bay
Police responded to a call from a man on Western Avenue who drank essential oils now claimed he was possessed by demons.

January 1st City of Burlington
Police responded to an address where a man wearing only underwear and smoking a cigarette was reportedly throwing items inside of the home after drinking on New Year's Day. An officer asked the man if he wanted to put on shoes before they took him outside to which he responded, “I don't want f’n clothes." The man then removed his underwear and attempted repeatedly to touch the police sergeant with his bare butt.

January 1st Village of Elm Grove
After a brief foot chase, police arrested a juvenile for throwing pies on the ground.

December 30th City of Brookfield
An employee reported an angry customer who was pounding on the doors at The UPS office. The employee believed the customer was upset over the store closing five minutes earlier due to being too busy.

January 1st Town of Brookfield
A 35-year-old man called police from Motel 6 and kept repeating "Something just doesn't seem right. Something just doesn't seem right. Something just doesn't seem right". A preliminary breath test showed the caller had a .434 blood-alcohol content which probably explained why something just didn’t feel right.

December 23rd City of Waukesha
A bicyclist told police he hung his backpack on a railroad crossing gate while waiting for the train to pass. However, once the train was gone the gate went back up stranding his backpack dangling 20 feet in the air. Police suggested the bicyclist wait until the next train passed and the gates lowered again to retrieve his backpack.

January 5th Sheboygan County
Police received a report of a man on foot repeatedly punching himself in the face.

January 1st City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported his wife kept following him around the house and wouldn't leave him alone.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:24 am Comment On This Post

jan 5th

         Robert and Desiree--2017 WEENIES OF THE YEAR!

It is not 2ND RUNNER-UP; Robert Ahorner of Elkhorn in Walworth County. Ahorner was arrested earlier in May after an incident where he had reportedly been drinking for five hours at his home and got into an argument with his wife when she found him looking at internet porn. Ahorner reportedly told her “If I'm not using it, I might as well shoot it off,” as he grabbed his then-UNloaded 9mm semi-automatic pistol, pointed it at his penis and pulled the trigger. When his wife just walked away, Ahorner allegedly went into the bathroom, loaded the gun and fired four shots to make his wife think he was shooting his penis off. In reality, he was just shooting the gun into the floor.

Despite thinking he could intimidate his wife by making her think he was going off half-cocked and despite leaving his bathroom floor with more busted holes than the gynecologist sees on the day of the Kardashian’s annual family pap smears. Robert Ahorner of Elkhorn is not our Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE YEAR.

And it is not our 1ST RUNNER UP; the unidentified 70-year-old Waukesha man who in June reportedly hired a prostitute and after having sex with her in his apartment tried to pay her with $2 in quarters. When the woman demanded more for her services, the man told her all he had was two pair of edible panties but he wouldn’t give her those because they cost $9 a pair and he was planning to give them to other women. When the prostitute asked for just one of the two pair and he failed to comply she stabbed him in the arm before leaving with her eight quarters and one of the pairs of the edible panties.

Despite being really tight…which is more than you could probably say about the prostitute and despite trying to pay a hooker with less change than it takes to buy a candy bar from a hotel vending machine…and hopefully she satisfied more than a Snickers…he is not our 2017 WEENIE OF THE YEAR!

No, we are proud to name as this year’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Year… Desiree Anderson and Robert Beasley, a married couple from Milwaukee who were busted after video of them having sex on the bleachers near the concession stand at the open-air Coliseum at the Wisconsin State Fair surfaced on line. The couple appeared to know they were being filmed during their public intercourse. At one point in the video, the man’s is seen waving at the camera.


For not realizing that just because the Wisconsin State Fair has a swine barn doesn’t mean you get to act like a couple of pigs.

For not understanding that just because so many of the foods at the State Fair ARE, doesn’t mean your wife has to be on a stick as well.

For not knowing that there are so many cheap rides at the state fair you don’t have to bring your own.

And for thinking she had to be just as filled with cream as the Fair's legendary puffs.

We are proud to name Robert Beasley and Desiree Anderson, the Wisconsin State Fair bleacher humpers as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE YEAR!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:54 am Comment On This Post

jan 2nd

December 24th City of Green Bay
A resident called police and reported seeing a man whose ladder fell to the side and is now hanging from roof by his sweater. Responding officers found what they described as a “unique Christmas decoration".

December 22nd City of Madison
Police say they arrested a hairstylist accused of snipping a 22-year-old customer's ear. The victim told officers the hairstylist told him to stop fidgeting and moving his head before nicking his ear. The hairstylist then ran the clipper with the shortest attachment down the middle of the customer's head, "leaving him looking a bit like Larry from the 'Three Stooges.'

December 12th City of Hales Corners
A woman called 911 and reported there was someone outside a window of her residence looking in. The woman later called back after she realized it was her own reflection.

December 30th City of Green Bay
A man came to the lobby of the police station and wanted to turn himself in on a warrant. The man was advised that he did not have a warrant for his arrest. Since there was no warrant for his arrest, the man asked to speak with an officer regarding marijuana he’s been dealing illegally.

December 11th City of Brookfield
Police responded to a call from shoppers concerned about a man wandering through the mall wearing a mask. When police arrived, they located the man who explained he was just wearing the mask to cover up a bad haircut.

December 20th Town of Milladore
A caller reported that a dad puts his children on the hood of his car and drives them home from the bus stop.

December 26th City of Green Bay
A potential customer at a business on North Monroe Street called police to complain that the owner was refusing him service because his credit card was declined.

December 13th Town of Brookfield
Police were called to a store where a man claiming to be Jesus Christ tried to purchase $3,200 in merchandise with declined credit cards. Earlier the man was singing loudly about the "messiah" and was asked to stop. Earlier in the week the same man picked out $6,000 worth of material at a Farm and Fleet and said he would be returning to pay for the merchandise. "Jesus" claimed he needed the material to build a recording studio and open up his own dojo.

December 20th City of Green Bay
A resident called police to report a person passed out on his lawn. The caller told police it might be the same person who lives in his bushes.

December 15th Town of Brookfield
Police were called to deal with a man believed to be masturbating in the men’s room of the public library. When confronted by police, the man admitted his behavior. Police noted the man left a women’s fashion magazine on the floor of the bathroom stall.

December 15th City of Franklin
The general manager of a McDonald’s called police to report that a 16-year-old male employee threatened two other employees, saying he would “beat up” and “stab” them if they screwed up making his cheeseburger.

December 25th City of Green Bay
A "very distraught" person on South Van Buren Street kept calling 911 saying they want to wish their son in Illinois either a happy birthday or a Merry Christmas but were not sure which one.

December 22nd City of Brookfield
A man reported two white males in their late teens were trying to enter his car at Half Price Book Store. The man described one of the suspects as looking like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

December 27th Village of Nekoosa
A landlord called police and reported that when one of his tenants moved out of his property they stole the toilet leaving the place to flood.

December 15th City of West Allis
Police cited a man who was fighting for the microphone with another patron at a karaoke bar.

December 10th City of Muskego
About midnight police encountered a vehicle being driven slowly with its hazard lights on. The vehicle had run over a Christmas tree on the freeway. The tree was still stuck under the vehicle, and the driver was trying to make it home that way.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:33 am Comment On This Post

dec 18th 2017

(Probation paper loser)

December 16th City of Green Bay
Officers responded to Washington and Doty Streets to break up a reported shoving match between two Santas.

December 11th City of La Crosse
A man reportedly broke into an office and stole a laptop, inadvertently leaving behind some of his own cash and his probation papers in the process. The man then called 911 to ask for police assistance in re-entering the building he just broke into to retrieve his things. When the dispatcher asked the man why he was in the building in the first place, he hung up. The following day, when the office’s occupant came into work he noticed his laptop was missing and found the culprit’s small amount of change and his probation papers. Police used the name on the probation papers to find and arrest the suspect.

November 22nd City of Cedarburg
A 15-year-old boy was referred to juvenile authorities for disorderly conduct after he had reportedly spread feces inside the high school 15 times in the last two months.

December 9th City of West Allis
A 20-year-old man who tried to skip a long line of customers who were waiting to get into a store reportedly snatched the glasses off the face of an employee who would not let him in and threw them onto the ground where they broke.

December 5th City of Brookfield
A man called police and reported a suspicious person hanging around his home. The caller told police he saw the suspicious person on his live feed video surveillance. According to the police report, what the caller had seen was a basketball hoop that had fallen over.

December 15th City of Green Bay
A man on requested Emergency Medical Services for his rapid pulse and heart rate. The man also indicated to the dispatcher that his testicles are getting really big. November 30th City of Neenah Police received a report of a man on Primrose Lane who exposed himself and is now dancing in the street.

December 16th City of Green Bay
A woman called police to report hearing strange noises at a motel on South Military Street. The woman told the dispatcher she “Wants to climb up on the roof to take some imaginary things off of it."
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:49 am Comment On This Post

dec 15th 2017

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Arron Hoch the manager of a Verizon store in Fox Crossing who reportedly stole “personal photos” from the phones of women who traded in or had data transferred from old phones at the business. Officers responded to the business for a report of a burglary back in September.

An employee reported missing money and electronics, including cell phones, valued at more than $40,000. An investigation found Hoch had been allegedly stealing from the store for several months and the burglary was staged to cover for his thefts.

This lead to a search of Hoch's residence where police found numerous stolen electronics and storage devices that contained personal photos of women in "various states of clothing, including full nudity."


For being the worst Verizon employee since that "can you hear me" douchebag whored his vinegar and water soaked ass to Sprint.

For apparently going to great lengths to see strangers naked when he could have just become an x-ray guy for the TSA.

And for reportedly doing something so creepy it would make not only Ed Gein's skin crawl...but the skin on Ed's lamps as well.

We are proud to name Arron Hoch the manager of a Verizon store in Fox Crossing who reportedly stole “personal photos” from the phones of women who traded in or had data transferred from old phones at the business as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

dec 11th 2017

December 10th Town of Grand Chute
Officers responded to a report of a suspicious incident at the Fox River Mall food court. According to witnesses, two males wearing short shorts resembling diapers, climbed on top of garbage cans, poured milk over themselves and ran out to the parking lot.

December 5th Town Grand Rapids
A caller reported a man walking north on State 13 South wearing a bear head.

December 5th Town of Grand Rapids
A woman called police and reported it sounded like someone was chewing on her house.

November 26th City of Glendale
Police were called after a chair was thrown and a sugar packet holder was broken at Applebee's. Two customers were upset that the restaurant had run out of six-ounce steaks and did not want to pay for the eight-ounce steaks.

November 23rd City of Oak Creek
Police were called to a residence for a domestic argument. According to the report, the man was intoxicated and took a sword off the wall and used it to attack a refrigerator in the home. According to the report, the man just “went nuts on the fridge.”

December 5th City of Green Bay
A woman on Mason Street called police and reported that her car was egged and now her husband was chasing after five kids on his bicycle.

December 8th City of Green Bay
Police were called after a man who was escorted out of a bar on Holmgren Way was now urinating on cars in the parking lot.

December 9th City of Green Bay
Officers responded to a report of a 10-year-old child at Cabela’s hitting people with a cane.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:46 am Comment On This Post

dec 1st 2017
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…whomever absconded with the 2 to 3-foot long baby Jesus from St. Patrick’s Church in Menasha on Monday.


For being such an ass, that when they catch the culprit, they should make them take the place of one of the manger donkeys.

For doing the most vile thing a person could do with a nativity scene…not involving one of the sheep.

And for stealing the baby Jesus which makes a person yearn for the days when the most difficult part of completing the St. Patrick’s Church nativity scene was finding three wise men and a virgin in Menasha.

We are proud to name the still unknown baby Jesus napper of Menasha as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:28 am Comment On This Post

nov 20th 2017

November 19th City of Green Bay
Police received a report of a fire in a dumpster on lot 1 near the Oneida gate outside Lambeau Field (not to be confused with the dumpster fire going on simultaneously on the field INSIDE Lambeau Field).

November 2nd City of Oak Creek
A 37-year-old woman was arrested after allegedly hitting her husband in the head and grabbing his genitals which police observed to be bleeding. The woman allegedly did this because the husband had a yogurt container sitting on his chest while he was lying on the couch she was afraid he would get yogurt on the furniture.

November 14th City of Green Bay
A police officer was requested to meet with a caller in reference to throwing lemonade at a neighbor because they vomited in their driveway.

November 10th City of Delafield
An officer caught two 45-year-olds passionately kissing in the backseat of a car outside the Marcus Theater. The couple told police they decided to "make out" before seeing a movie. The officer told the amorous couple to move along or go inside.

November 5th City of Port Washington
Police received a 911 call from someone wanting to order a pizza.

November 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report someone poured water in his laundry detergent.

November 12th Village of Wild Rose
Police received a report of teenagers driving fast and “getting lippy”.

November 11th Village of Ogdensburg
A woman reported that her grandson was receiving strange text messages. One message said to go to his mailbox, where he found a baby bottle with a threatening message and the foot of a doll.

November 15th City of Green Bay
A caller told police that a man in his 60s and dressed in camo rang their doorbell wanting to buy a television he saw advertised in the newspaper. Despite being told that they don’t have a television for sale, the man still kept ringing their doorbell.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:59 am Comment On This Post

nov 17th 2017

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Martellus Bennett of the Green Bay Pa…strike that. Martellus Bennett of the new England Patriots. As you probably know, Bennett signed a 3-year contract with the Packer before the season having played for the Patriots last year. Through the first 7 games, Bennett showed a remarkable inability to catch seemingly easy passes.

Then, after Aaron Rodgers was injured, Bennett suddenly claimed he was in too much pain to play the rest of the season due to a previously unmentioned serious shoulder injury. Others claimed he just gave up on his team.

The Packers then released Bennett. He responded by unloading on the Packers, claiming that the team knew about his injured shoulder when they signed him and refused to allow him to have surgery. Bennett called out the Packers’ team doctor, saying that he pressured him to play through his injury, something Packer players to a man say would be uncharacteristic of the doc.

Bennett, who don’t forget, was in too much pain to play the rest of the season, then resigned with the Patriots and wonder of wonder, miracle of miracles was back on the field Monday night where he caught three passes.


For going from being Martellus Bennett to being Mar-didn’t-tell-us Bennett.

For signing with the Patriots, which I guess is better than signing with Greyhound, given his inclination to throw people he works with under the bus.

For at least not claiming he sustained additional injuries when the door hit his ass on the way out.

We are proud to name Martellus Bennett as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

nov 10th 2017

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…an unnamed 34-year-old Neenah woman who had a circuit court hearing in Washington County last Thursday on charges of possession of a narcotic drug without a prescription and failed to appear. As a result, the judge issued a bench warrant for the defendant and ordered her $400 bond forfeited.

As it turned out, the reason the woman missed her court appearance was she arrived at the courthouse EARLY but then passed out drunk in a darkened jury assembly room. Deputies found the woman asleep in a corner of the room when they did their daily sweep of the courthouse at the end of the work day. A preliminary breath test revealed she had a blood alcohol level of .20.


For allegedly being in possession of a narcotic drug without a prescription which is clearly not a prescription for success in life.

For being punctual, dysfunctional and drunk-ual for her court date.

And for proving that Justice isn't really blind. She just can't see the defendant because the dumbass passed out in a dark room. We are proud to name the Neenah woman who missed her court date in Washington County despite showing up early because she drunkenly passed out as our Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:14 am Comment On This Post

nov 8th 2017


10. Defense should be well rested for the Bears next week having taken most of this week off.

9. There was less chance of wide receivers pulling their hamstrings when they never had to run down field.

8. For the first time in Packer history, they awarded the game ball for MVP to one of the cross bars.

7. Packer Radio Network expected to save a lot of money this season on its annual dagger budget. (Wayne Larrivee may have to take a part time job working for O.J.)

6. During the game, the Lions' punter was able to binge watch three episodes of Stranger Things without interruption.

5. Overall performance gave the Packer’s still winless week 14 opponents the Cleveland Browns a reason to hope.

4. I’m guessing some Packer players made a lot of money on apparent endorsement deal with Ambien from the way they sleepwalked thorough most of the game.

3. Badly executed first quarter field goal attempt gave announcers reason to repeatedly say “long snapper” which is always good for a laugh.

2. Fans who have not been able to afford to go to a game since 1992 will soon find ticket prices falling faster than Harvey Weinstein’s pants in the presence of an intern.

1. At this rate, there is a better chance of Jim Schmitt gay marrying Guy Zima than of Fox Sports assigning their number one announcing team of Buck and Aikman to cover the Packers again this season.
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nov 6th 2017

October 22nd City of Whitefish Bay
Officers responded to a complaint. The caller said a man bought a stereo at her yard sale and he was not satisfied with it. The caller said she returned the man's $2, but he continued to yell at her and called her a liar.

October 30th City of New London
A Kwik Trip employee called police and reported that a drunk man was sleeping on their snack bar.

November 3rd City of Green Bay
An Angeline Court man complained to police that his neighbor used to yell at him but now he just stares at him.

October 25th City of West Allis
A 41-year-old woman was cited at Target after she was seen walking her grandson around the store instructing him to pick out one item he wanted to shoplift. While the grandmother was teaching her grandson the finer points of plundering the shelves of the toy aisle, the boy’s mother was being cited for taking an item off the shelves and trying to “return” it for cash.

October 26th City of Neenah
A Hewitt Street caller told police there have been ongoing issues with a neighbor. According to the caller, someone is ringing her doorbell and running away and she suspects the neighbor.

October 29th City of Oak Creek
An employee at Applebee’s called police after a woman dressed as a “zombie bride” became unruly. A server at the restaurant told police she took a bowl of soup from a woman wearing a “zombie bride wedding dress” and the woman threatened to “beat that bitch’s ass” because of the way she took the bowl. The zombie bride then threw a glass across the room and left.

October 2nd Village of Jackson
A 42-year-old woman called police when her 21-year-old intoxicated son was causing a disturbance and throwing things around. Upon arrival, police found the man outside and asked what was going on. He said that he had been drinking with a cousin and a brother, when a shoving match started and punches were thrown because the suspect wanted some of his brother’s Cheetos.

October 24th City of Greenfield
A man was arrested and booked on a charge of domestic violence and disorderly conduct after his wife reported to police that he had struck her over the head with a hamster cage. Officers were able to determine the legitimacy of the woman’s claim when they found her covered with cedar chips.

October 30th City of Green Bay Police responded to a report of a loose chicken on Elmore Street! Repeat: A loose chicken on Elmore Street!

October 24th City of Neenah
A woman on Meadow Lane reported to police that she received a phone call from someone telling her they were from a local grocery store and that she forgot her eggs and she needed to pick them up immediately. The woman told police she doesn’t shop at that store and when she called to inquire they said they didn't call her.

October 26th Village of Iola
A caller on Helgeson Road reported that two pickup trucks were chained together and having a tug-o-war in the middle of the road.

October 29th City of Glendale
A resident called police to report two males were having sex in front of his mailbox...around 3pm, which was about 11 hours earlier. The resident said he told the men to stop having sex by his mailbox but they just went into his backyard and continued with their sexual encounter.

October 29th City of Menasha
A caller complained to police that his live-in girlfriend was yelling at him and slamming doors...just to antagonize him.

November 2nd Town of Rock
A delivery driver reported a woman punched him in the stomach because he told her his delivery schedule was going to change.

October 24th City of Greenfield
A caller told police they believed there may be a meth lab in a neighboring condo unit because of a strong chemical odor that had been present for five to seven days. An investigation by police determined the odor was from someone refinishing their cabinets.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:34 am Comment On This Post

nov 3rd 2017

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Amber Schmunk of Fredonia in Ozaukee County. According to police, Schmunk was picking up a molded plastic pool. When the pool would not fit inside her mini-van, Schmunk reportedly put the pool on the top of the vehicle but was unable to strap it down. That’s when Schmunk came up with the genius idea to put her 9-year-old son on top of the mini-van to hold the pool down while she drove.

Schmunk told an officer she thought it was OK because her father allowed her to do similar things when she was young. Schmunk also said she thought it was safe because she used a strap to tie her son down on top of the pool.


For leaving her son strapped to the pool while she herself seems to be strapped for brains.

For just following the example of her father proving that stupidity doesn’t just run in her family…it sprints.

And for not being better at handling a pool…which shouldn’t be surprising since it appears she’s from the shallow end of a gene one.

We are proud to name Amber Schmunk of Fredonia as our Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 9:44 am Comment On This Post

oct 27th 2017

October 13th City of Oak Creek
A man was cited for retail theft after a manager reported that he shoplifted items, including baked goods, and left the store on foot. Police located the man who initially denied taking the items, but according to the police report, “the proof was written all over his face in the form of cookie crumbs.”

October 17th City of Green Bay
Police receive the report that a man on Riverside Drive is taking off his clothes at an office building. According to the complainant, the man is trying to trade his clothes for food.

October 18th City of Green Bay
A woman on Military Avenue purchased two bottles of beer and now wants a free one after she dropped one of the bottles in the parking lot the woman eventually threw the other bottle in the parking lot and left.

October 8th Village of Omro
A caller on Tyler reported seeing two suspicious male subjects with flashlights behind the grade school. The suspicious male subjects were found to be two police officers doing a security check.

October 10th City of Waukesha
A woman reported to police that her sister gave some money, her Social Security number and a picture of her pay stub to someone posing online as a male country western singer.

October 12th City of Waukesha
A Taco Bell employee reported that a woman took a receipt out of the trash and got an $18.51 refund from the store over an unspecified complaint, under its 100-percent satisfaction guarantee.

October 15th City of Brown Deer
A man called police when his fiancée woke up suddenly and ran out of their house screaming at 1:21am. The woman was found hiding in the bushes on the side of the house. She told police she had a bad dream and fled because she woke up thinking there were people breaking into their house.

October 13th City of Oak Creek
A police officer patrolling the parking lot of the South Shore Cinema, observed a parked vehicle with the windows steamed up. When the officer looked in the window, he observed a couple, completely nude, engaged in sex in the backseat. The two told the officer they were NOT there to see a movie.

September 26th City of Menasha
A caller on Third Street reported seeing two males fighting armed with a baseball bat and a sword.

October 2nd City of Cudahy
A 54-year-old man was issued a citation for disorderly conduct after he allegedly entered the high school auditorium, interrupting student activities and threatened a teacher on stage, saying the teacher disrespected his son. The man reportedly said he and the teacher should “take it to the woods out back and settle this like real men”.

October 7th City of Oconomowoc
A resident reported the theft of one of the two golf carts he keeps in his yard. According to the caller, theives made off with the golf cart that plays the song from the Dukes of Hazzard.

October 10th City of Delafield
A resident called police to report a “suspiciously friendly” man who wouldn’t stop staring at his groin.

October 9th City of Greenfield
A member of the fire department requested that the police check on the welfare of a man who walked into to the fire station wearing a fedora, a cape and a Spiderman costume and inquired about how to become a volunteer firefighter.

October 13th City of Brookfield
Police responded to a report of an intoxicated man wandering around Walgreens in just his boxer shorts.

October 19th Wood County
A caller reported to police that everyone at their residence has been “freaking
out...since 2009”. Police responded to the call and arrested a man on probation hold.

October 19th City of Beaver Dam
Police responded to an East Lincoln residence in reference to an out-of-control 16-year-old girl. The girl reportedly hit another minor female over an argument about a cellphone and mashed potatoes.

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:35 am Comment On This Post

oct 27th 2017

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… 38-year-old Jeremy Van Ert of Marshfield who police say decided to buy beer Wednesday at Kwik-Trip but was accidentally locked inside a cooler when the store stopped selling alcohol at midnight. Apparently realizing that it was then too late to buy more beer, Van Ert decided to stay in the cooler and drink it there.

According to police, Van Ert could have easily tapped on the glass cooler door where someone would have certainly heard him and let him out at any time.

Van Ert reportedly remained in the beer cooler for about 6 hours until a customer just happened to see him just before 6am through the glass cooler door. When employees opened the door, Jeremy reportedly left quickly without paying for the beer and malt beverages he had consumed in the cooler.

He also reportedly had fallen over a stack of 30-can beer packs, breaking open three of the cases. Police issued Van Ert a citation for retail theft for not paying for what he drank.


For having a few drinks and chilling...literally.

For spending one night in the cooler which could lead to a judge sentencing him to do another 60 to 90 days in the cooler.

And for actions that could only be more Wisconsin-like if he had done it with a brat in his hand and a cheese curd in his left ventricle.

We are proud to name 38-year-old Jeremy Van Ert of Marshfield as this week's Rick and Len Show....WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:21 am Comment On This Post

oct 26th 2017

Each day we tell you stories of crimes
Of every type imaginable.
Stories of such ridiculousness
The stupidity is unfathomable.

There’s so many stupid crimes
We even have a contest called “Dumb Drunk or Stoned”.
But seldom does someone do something so idiotic
It deserves to be memorialized in a poem.

A 29-year-old woman named Sierra Coleman
Did just that at an IKEA store.
Where she tried her hand at shoplifting
And actually, made it out the door.

But she didn’t get much further.
She didn’t really have a chance.
Of security not noticing her hiding a frying pan
in her skin-tight yoga pants.

That’s right, this genius thought,
A place to hide a frying pan that would be super
Was between some flimsy, tight-fitting fabric
And her considerable pooper.

It left her posterior mismatched,
With a right, round and curvy right cheek.
And the left one looking like something made by Williams Sonoma
Like she's some kind of skillet-assed circus freak.

She might have gotten away with it.
And avoided a brush with the cops.
If only her other buttock
Was also shaped like something in which you’d fry up a nice pork chop.

But she couldn't slip away
From her unfortunate circumstance.
If only she had been coated with Teflon
Like the non-stick pan she slid down her yoga pants.

The lesson to be learned
If you're going to shoplift something lumpy.
Don't wear skin tight clothing.
You're better off with frumpy.

But despite her illegal efforts
Being just downright laughable. 
Perhaps we can make a love connection
And pair her with someone quite compatible.

Maybe we can make a perfect match
For this idiotic frying pan thief
With our own Green Bay Alderman Guy Zima
Who's pants were once filled with beef.

They could have a lovely evening
And compare their criminal acts
By preparing a delicious dinner
Using just things found in their slacks.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:44 am Comment On This Post

oct 20th 2017

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Cody G. Schultz, a 33-year-old Waupaca man accused of forging his grandma’s signature on checks and, aided by two friends, draining all the money from the 86-year-old woman’s bank account leaving it empty as a whore's promise.


For reportedly leaving his dear grandmother as broke as Aaron Rodger's right clavicle.

For allegedly forging his grandmother’s checks and stealing all her savings instead of just waiting for her to give him her money in $10 increments every birthday and Christmas.

For reportedly draining an old woman, something Wisconsin's own Ed Gein was particularly known for.

We are proud to name Cody G. Schultz, as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:08 am Comment On This Post