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oct 28th

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…a Platteville man who this week was caught on security camera drunk, in his underwear using a blowtorch to vandalize the Trump sign in his neighbor’s yard.

Two passersby did catch the man in the act, but instead of stopping him or contacting police, only gave the perpetrator a fist bump and continued on their way.


For destroying a Trump sign using an instrument almost as incendiary as his own rhetoric.

For doing the most embarrassing thing you can get caught doing in your underwear shy of popping a boner watching the Golden Girls.

And for vandalizing the sign of a politician you don’t support which is un-American but doing it drunk with blowtorch in your underwear which virtually screams “‘Murica!” It’s just too confusing!!!

We are proud to name the drunken, underwear clad Platteville man who torched his neighbors' Trump sign with a blowtorch as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:29 am Comment On This Post

oct 21st

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…32-year-old Christina Ferguson of Amherst Junction, an anti-Trump person who Monday night lashed out against people she thought were attending a rally for the Republican Presidential candidate by spreading peanut butter over 30 of their cars.

When Portage County Sheriff's Deputies questioned Ferguson at her apartment, she claimed she had stayed home that night — but was repeatedly licking peanut butter off her fingers in front of the officers while speaking to them. After her arrest, Ferguson reportedly told deputies that “peanut buttering is better than firebombing, and Trump plans on firebombing everybody in other countries.”

Deputies identified Ferguson’s alleged weapon of choice as a family-size jar of low-sodium, creamy natural Jif. One deputy at the scene was quoted as saying “Fortunately it wasn’t chunky peanut butter, so vehicles didn’t get scratched.”

When informed that the vehicles she nutted on actually belonged to members of a conservation club, NOT attendees at a Trump rally, Ferguson, who blew a .218 on the Breathalyzer, apologized and said she was “just fed up about the entire election.”


For choosing a “weapon” that’s damn near as nutty as she is.

For not understanding that getting busted using the CREAMY peanut butter to vandalize cars still doesn’t make her a “smooth criminal”.

For proving that not only “choosy mothers choose Jif” so do alcohol addled, tiny hand-hating Wisconsin liberals.

And for using peanut butter to earn this distinction which makes her the first EVER weenie that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

We are proud to name Christina Ferguson of Amherst Junction, who slathered peanut butter on the cars of 30 people she mistakenly thought were attending a Trump rally as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:28 am Comment On This Post

oct 19th

(NOT the actual clown painting from Shorewood)

October 3rd Village of Shorewood
A resident called police to report she was “scared of a clown painting” her roommate had brought home. Police told her there was nothing they could do about her roommate’s clown painting or her taste in décor.

October 9th City of Green Bay
A resident misdialed, accidentally calling 911. The caller told the dispatcher they accidentally dialed 911 while trying to get the phone number for Ben Carson's presidential campaign.

September 27th City of Chilton
A Robin Avenue resident called police to report they believed their television remote control was stolen. They told police they believed it was taken by a known party who was visiting for dinner. The remote was later located.

September 30th City of Sheboygan
Police responded to a call place from the west side McDonald's. A female customer was causing a disturbance and yelling something about ice cream.

September 30th Village of Jackson
A landlord called the police to inform them that one of his tenants was claiming that people were climbing over her balcony to steal spices.

September 15th Village of Jackson
A resident called police to report that his 89-year-old neighbor wanted him to remove some plants from his yard, insisting they were ragweed. He tried to explain that they were goldenrod plants and not harmful. The neighbor then cut the plants down and left a note, “This is ragweed and it causes hay fever. You have been warned and the cops have been called”.

October 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report someone posting inappropriate things on social media. The woman told police the unknown person was posting under the name "Zippy the Zipper Klown".

October 12th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported a clown on a swing set. Police determined it was a monster, not a clown, and that everything was all right.

October 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman reported seeing a man spray something on the street, drop the spray bottle and run. The man then came back and picked up the bottle. When police arrived, the man explained to officers that someone had stolen his gaming system and he was wetting footprints in the sand to see which direction the thief was heading.

September 30th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a report of a small group of protesters outside a bar using a bullhorn to warn against drinking and to preach about God.

September 25th City of Waukesha
A man reported that his 11-year-old daughter was "offended" by the sight of their elderly neighbor picking up sticks in his yard while wearing only a Speedo.

October 3rd Village of Pewaukee
Police were called to the County Technical College to meet with a teacher who said he made a student turn in “the crude beginnings of a 24-inch sword.” The teacher said it was unknown who made the sword, and it is against school policy to build weapons in class.

September 26th City of Sheboygan A resident called police to report that there was a man wearing a backpack in the parking lot of the Kwik Trip mooning passersby.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:42 am Comment On This Post

oct 17th

You may have THOUGHT you heard fan "boos" last night at the game. An easy mistake.

THOSE WEREN’T BOOS. THEY WERE JUST YELLING…. in, if the Packers keeps playing like this, I’m going to need a lot of BOOZE. BOOOOOZE!

EXCUSE…as in, the fact that Aaron Rodgers is playing like he’s Jay Cutler’s twin sister, there is no EXCUSE! EXCUUUUUSE!

FUSE…as in, if LaDarius Gunter gets burned one more time, I’m going to blow a FUSE! FUUUUUSE!

SHOES…as in, Brett looks ready to go. Somebody get him a helmet, a jersey and some SHOES. SHOOOOOES!

GLUES…as in, maybe Aaron would stop fumbling the ball, if you covered his hands with some GLUES. GLUUUUUES!

CLUES…as in, what the hell McCarthy was thinking when he used two time outs instead of running out the clock at the end of the first half, we don’t have any CLUUUUUES. CLUES.

CRUISE…as in, if you think this team looks like they’re heading to the Super Bowl, you must be crazier than Tom CRUSE. CRUUUUUISE!

MOOSE…as in, this team is stinking up the stadium like a herd of fecally incontinent MOOOOOOOOSE!

CHOOSE…as in, I wish she had made a different decision, when Dom Capers’ mother was pregnant and had the right to CHOOOOOOOSE!

LOSE…as in, I almost wish there were another debate between two horrible, crazy people I could switch over to like last week instead of watching the Packer LOSE! LOOOOOOSE!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:12 pm Comment On This Post

oct 14th

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…the couple who were arrested for clowning around near the intersection of Appleton and Midway Roads in Menasha about 4am last Friday. The 29-year-old man and a 20-year-old male friend were dressed as scary clowns and allegedly chasing passing cars while his girlfriend apparently watched.

When police arrived they determined that the 29-year-old man and his girlfriend had left their 4-year-old child home alone for hours while they were engaged in their early morning Bozo-based antics.

So, For, by comparison, making Juggalos seem like responsible clown mask wearers.

For the man apparently being such a crazy bad father you could call him the Insane Clown...Papa.

And for behavior that's so embarrassingly stupid both their faces should be as red as his nose.

We are proud to name the Menasha couple who left their 4-year-old child unattended for hours early last Friday morning while they trying to frighten drivers, while the guy and his friend were in clown costumes as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:04 am Comment On This Post

oct 14th

September 26th City of Waukesha
Police spoke to a man who was walking around while examining a pair of women's underwear and reportedly put them on over his pants. A police report said the man told officers he found the underwear "a long time ago" and could not explain why he carries them around with him.

October 1st City of Marshfield
A taxi driver called police and reported that a woman recently complained to his boss about a cab ride he gave her. The woman told his boss that he told her that if she gave him a kiss and showed him her breasts, the cab ride would be free. The man told police this conversation never took place and that the woman was just upset with him because he would not take her through the drive-thru at McDonald’s.

September 22nd City of Neenah
A caller on Elmwood Drive complained to police that it appears as though someone broke into her house. Several items were misplaced, a table was moved and a cabinet door was left open. It was eventually revealed that the woman's husband was moving things around and didn't tell her.

October 3rd City of Sheboygan
Officers responded to a report of a drunk man dancing on top of a railroad car.

October 1st City of Beaver Dam
A 33-year-old man reported that a woman ran out of a house naked and slapped his car.

September 27th City of Greenfield
Police responded to a residence after a 911 caller reported her cat was stuck in her cabinets. After the cat was rescued by police, the caller was warned and advised about the proper use of 911.

September 26th City of Mequon
Five girls were cited for disorderly conduct after fighting in a hallway outside the cafeteria of the high school. The fight broke out after one of the girls tweeted that one of the other girl's had an ugly baby.

September 30th City of Marshfield
A man reported someone entered his home and took money, a cellphone charger, an extension cord, garbage bags, toilet paper, chicken breasts, and a frying pan.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:49 am Comment On This Post

oct 10th

This week, we dedicated one of our Wisconsin Small Town Crime Wave segments to just some of the state's clown stories from the last week. 

October 5th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A local resident called police and asked to speak to an officer about clown activity in Wisconsin.

October 4th City of Beaver Dam
Someone told police that a person is dressed as a clown near Beaver Dam Middle School.

October 9th Village of Kimberly
A clown dressed in camouflage and carrying a hammer was spotted in Sunset Park.

October 8th City of Sheboygan
Police responded to a report of three clowns on 17th Street squirting mustard on vehicles.

October 4th City of West Bend
A seventh grade student representing herself as a clown, allegedly sent messages to six classmates. The messages from the "clown" included statements like "Do you want to play?" and "if you see a red balloon just know I was there". Police took the 12-year-old girl in to custody after she admitted sending the messages as a joke.

October 7th City of Sheboygan
Police charged a 20-year-old man who earlier in the week was found running through an alleyway with a clown mask and a kitchen knife. The man originally told officers he was just out for a run but later told them he had been attacked several nights earlier by a group of clowns and brought the 8-inch kitchen knife and his own clown mask to retaliate should he encounter any more clowns roaming the streets.

October 2nd Town of Marshfield
A 15-year-old boy reported a clown was in his backyard and then came to his door and rang the bell. Responding officers determined it was the boy's grandmother dropping off a birthday card.

October 7th City of Baraboo
A police captain from Baraboo, home of Circus World and the International Clown Hall of Fame, revealed that there have not been any creepy clown sightings in his city. According to the captain, "there are no laws preventing people from dressing like clowns in Baraboo. “We’d have a lot of folks in jail if that were the case."
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:51 am Comment On This Post

oct 7th

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…44-year-old Keith Dart of Pound who reportedly confessed to investigators that he, with assistance from his brother, stole more than a dozen cars in Green Bay, Ashwaubenon and Howard just to gain the respect of his meth-addicted son who only admires people who live "the thug life." Dart reportedly told police he created a crime-committing alter ego for himself so his son would start talking to him again.

For trying to earn his son’s respect…by boosting cars, a plan more poorly conceived than the West-Kardashian babies.

For hatching a plot that not only DEFIES logic, it challenges it to dual despite being totally unarmed.

And for coming up with a thugish alter ego that's less Breaking Bad and more Faking Dad.

We are proud to name Keith Dart of Pound as this Week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:17 am Comment On This Post

oct 4th

If these two wacky kids can't make it work...
After only one week, Steven Avery has called off his engagement to this woman whom he only met something like 3 times. Apparently, after her appearance on Dr. Phil this week, (for which she was paid at least $5,000) he decided she might be a "golddigger". Really? I only saw a part of her appearance on Dr. Phil, but to me, her love for him seemed genuine.

Well, about as genuine as...

A $10 Rolex.

A Ryan Lochte robbery report.

A Brian Williams’ war story.

A soccer player’s injury.

A Wells Fargo apology.

That Nigerian prince who just wants your bank account number so he can deposit his millions in it.

A Ryan Braun steroid denial.

The smile on the face of a TV preacher.

A Minnesota Viking Super Bowl ring.

Dolly Parton’s boobs and Betty White’s teeth.

Trump’s tan and Hillary’s sincerity.

An IRS agent who demands payment in the form of iTunes gift cards.

As the numbers on a Jim Schmitt campaign finance report.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:31 am Comment On This Post

oct 3rd

September 27th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a 911 call about a domestic disturbance in progress. When police arrived at the home, they found the sole resident watching a replay of Monday night's presidential debate and screaming profanities at Hillary Clinton. The man’s anti-Clinton yelping was “so loud that it could be heard throughout the building where other tenants thought there was a domestic altercation occurring". The man told police he was just yelling the obscenities to prep himself for attending a Trump rally later in the day.

September 28th Village of Bellevue
Police arrested a 44-year-old Pound man who told investigators he stole more than dozen cars in Green Bay, Ashwaubenon and Howard to gain the respect of his meth-addicted son. The man told police he and his brother committed the thefts out of desperation to impress his 16-year-old son, whom he said admires people who live the "thug life," and would no longer talk to his father. The man said he created an alter ego for himself that committed crimes so his son would start talking to him again.

September 22nd City of Beaver Dam
A 51-year-old woman told police that she thinks her neighbor is stealing her cable and providing it to ISIS.

September 19th City of Greenfield
A resident reported a man came into his home and stole his dead wife’s ashes and rosaries. The victim told police the suspect, who said he was the son of the person who installed the victim’s roof a year ago, stated he needed to get inside the home to check on the status of the roof. The suspect was last seen leaving the area in a newer blue Chevy pickup truck while presumably in possession of the rosaries and the dead woman's ashes.

September 19th City of Waukesha
A woman told police someone was trying to kill her with "potato skins".

September 17th City of Mequon
A 57-year-old woman was cited for disorderly conduct after yelling profanities in the drive-thru window at McDonald’s. The woman, who was described as intoxicated, reportedly was angry because her order was taking too long and because they “didn’t have f'n lemonade.”

September 19th City of Greenfield
Police went to a home after a caller reported there was a suspicious, occupied vehicle parked in the back yard at about 1:15 a.m. The man inside the vehicle told police his son, who lived in the home, gave him permission to park there to catch raccoons that were eating plums off his son’s plum tree.

September 22nd City of Marshfield
The manager of a car wash reported a man had dumped an orange substance down the drain in one of the wash bays. The manager reviewed the security footage and said the suspect had several large commercial grade plastic bags containing what looked to be orange juice. The manager asked officers to identify the man and to tell him to stop dumping bags of orange juice in the drains of his car wash.

September 27th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Officers on patrol encountered a man dressed all in black and crouching. The man told police he was “being chased by a lunatic”. The man then ran away into the woods.

September 23rd City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller informed police that a man was kicked out of the strip club for "doing a line of coke on the bar" AND threatening to kill another patron.

September 25th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman told police her son took a chainsaw after a relative allegedly agreed to trade him a chainsaw for a sweatshirt.

September 30th City of Sheboygan
Police responded to a call place from the west side McDonald's. A female customer was causing a disturbance and yelling something about ice cream.

September 30th City of Sheboygan
A 20-something male on St. Clair Avenue called police because he believes a spider bit his big toe.

September 29th City of Sheboygan
Police received a report of a female wearing only underwear chasing a man down 11th Street.

September 1st Village of Jackson
A passerby reported that two teenagers appeared to be having sex inside an SUV parked outside of Subway. An officer found the couple in the backseat of the SUV "vigorously entwined".

September 29th Dane County
A cased rifle belonging to an officer has been returned. The officer had placed the rifle on the back of his squad car and inadvertently forgot to move it back into the squad car and the gun fell off into the roadway when he drove away. Realizing what had happened, the officer immediately went back to retrieve the weapon only to find someone had picked it up. The person who found the weapon has now been located in the rifle returned.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:50 am Comment On This Post

sep 28th

September 22nd City of Sheboygan
Police received a report of a resident being treated at Memorial Hospital for…a rabbit bite.

September 8th City of Waukesha
A caller reported her neighbor was repeatedly sticking his genitals…out his window.

September 21st City of Sheboygan
Police responded to multiple pig reports. A male pig found at Brandtmeier Ford would reportedly not go anywhere near the responding police officer. A short time later, a woman on 43rd Street called police about a pig sighting. From reports, it is unclear if it was the same pig that was at the car dealership. The woman who called expressed a concern to police that the pig was going to eat her tomatoes.

September 7th City of Greenfield
A woman called police to report there was a chicken in her bush.

September 10th Village of Fox Crossing
While on patrol, an officer saw several cars and people in the freeway construction area at Highway 41 and 10. The officer spoke with the people, who were all from the Milwaukee area, and they told the officer that they were just hunting for rocks and minerals in holes dug by the construction crews.

September 18th Dane County
An 83-year-old man called police after he found a 47-year-old man, seated on his car roof and kicking his feet against the windshield. The 47-year-old man then climbed a top garbage cans, grabbed for a rain gutter, and pulled himself onto the roof of the older man's home. When police officers arrived, the man said he climbed on the roof to avoid "wild pigs and dead corpses on the ground near where he had been standing." Police confirmed that there were no wild pigs or corpses anywhere in the general vicinity.

September 24th City of Sheboygan
Officers responded to a report of a highly intoxicated female pedestrian with a huge purse walking into telephone poles.

September 20th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported there were kids playing with a remote-control car. According to the caller, the children were lying in the middle of the road and letting the remote-control car hit them.

September 5th City of Waukesha
A caller confused a young driver with an intoxicated one after seeing the driver swerve across numerous lanes of traffic and hit a curb while pulling into a gas station. According to police, the driver wasn't drunk, just upset because she is still learning to drive and her parents, who were in the car, were nagging her about her poor driving.

September 14th City of Antigo
Police received a call from a woman saying that she was driving down the road when she came upon "a very, very large snake in the road". The woman said she did not run it over but the snake was not moving. The woman told police that after leaving the scene, she initially called a nearby homeowner and told them about the "dead" snake but the person said that it wasn't in the street anymore. That's when she decided to call police because she was concerned that it was a live python and could still be loose in the city.

September 17th City of Madison
An unobservant 23-year-old man on a bicycle inadvertently collided with one of the city's mounted police officers while downtown. It is believed to be the first ever bicycle versus horse traffic accident in the history of State Street.

September 11th City of Neenah
A resident on Brooks Avenue called police to report that two people were trying to damage a vehicle. The caller said she overheard them say they were from Milwaukee and they were going to throw paint on the vehicle. Responding officers showed the woman that what she reported did not actually happen. The woman told officers she may have been dreaming or had a little too much alcohol.

September 8th City of Neenah
A caller told police that about 10 teenagers were kicking and throwing construction cones and walking on newly poured concrete near the playground at Green Park. The teenagers were also reportedly yelling and screaming. Officers were unable to locate the juveniles, but took some construction cones off the swing set and placed them back where they belonged.

September 10th City of Menasha
An officer observed the water fountain was overflowing with bubbles. It appeared as though someone had dumped soap into the fountain again. There were no people around, and it was unknown when it occurred. A heavy rainstorm came through the area a short while later and washed the soap away.

September 4th City of Waukesha
A woman reportedly kicked in her daughter's bedroom door in the apartment the two share after she found out her daughter was keeping condoms there against the mother’s wishes.

September 15th Port Washington
A 45-year-old Sheboygan man was cited for disorderly conduct after “giving the middle finger” to police officers. The report said the man has been "giving the finger" to officers regularly for the past few months. This time, he did it with a muffler that was too loud and was cited for both.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:40 am Comment On This Post

sep 27th
FYI: I didn't initially post this and, as a result, have heard from a number of people wondering why. One even speculated that it was because of a complaint from MPG. The fact of the matter is, I just wasn't happy with my writing. But, by popular demand(?), here it is, for what it's worth.

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…Metaldyne Performance Group who less than two weeks after purchasing Brillion Iron Works for $14 million dollars, decided to shut down the whole damn kit and caboodle, with over 300 workers losing their jobs.

So, for spending millions of dollars on a company that they were just going to close in two weeks…which is a business decision that, to me, makes about as much sense as fishnet Depends.

For giving a big F U to dedicated employees who work with Fe (the chemical element symbol for iron).

And for putting more people out of work than a basket of dildos at a brothel for women.

We are proud to name MPG Metaldyne Performance Group...the new owners (and closers) of Brillion Iron Works as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:20 am Comment On This Post

sep 27th


10. For the entire 90 minutes, Hillary was able to maintain human form.

9. Trump’s continuous sniffling conclusively proved it’s possible to be allergic to your own bull crap.

8. When Hillary smiled, her face did not shatter.

7. Despite there being little or no evidence of the fact, apparently moderator Lester Holt was in attendance for the entire debate.

6. Hillary was able to remain upright and speaking despite reportedly suffering from pneumonia, Parkinson’s, brain damage, syphilis, Mad Zombie Disease and a bad case of cooties.

5. Despite being coached by Roger Ailes, Donald at no point called Hillary “Honey”, “baby”, “Sweetie pie” or anything that rhymed with “grunt”.

4. The guy who called Ted Cruz’s wife ugly and accused Ted’s father of assassinating JFK got upset because that bad lady was mean to him.

3. Hillary expressed a concern about what would happen if Trump got his hands on the nuclear codes when she knows full well the codes are too big for such little hands.

2. Despite chuckling a number of times, Clinton's laugh did not actually summon a flock ravens.

1. There was no bloodshed.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:38 am Comment On This Post

sep 26th


Every time Donald mentions Mexico or Mexicans…drink a shot of tequila...and get your neighbor to pay for it.

If Hillary makes a reference to the size of Donald’s hands… drink two fingers of whiskey…four fingers if your hands are the size of Trump's.

Every time Hillary criticizes Donald not releasing his tax returns… drink 60 for each of her 60 confidential e-mails on unprotected servers.

Every time Donald Trump calls Hillary “crooked” … take a drink from both a pot and a kettle to see which one is black.

Every time Hillary mentions her campaign slogan "Stronger Together" mix gin and tequila because they too are stronger together...and will likely make you just as nauseous.

If Donald makes some reference to Bill Clinton’s cheating on Hillary…drink enough Trump Vodka to forget about Trump’s own well publicized infidelities.

If Bill Clinton’s former mistress, Gennifer Flowers, attends the debate (after Trump invited her this weekend)…drink a shot of something minty enough that you are no longer left with as bad a taste in your mouth as I’m sure Bill left in her's.

Every time Donald makes a reference to Hillary’s pneumonia do a shot of Dayquil…because it’s the only decongestant that’s just as orange as he is.

And when you hear the moderator Lester Holt say "Welcome to tonight's debate" do 3 or 4 shots of Nyquil and with any'll be sound asleep before either of the candidates says a freaking word.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:22 am Comment On This Post

sep 23rd

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week… Gavin Gilbertson, of Cecil and Hailey Brock of Gillett. Gilbertson pleaded no contest this week in Oconto County Circuit Court to a felony count of placing a foreign substance into an edible. Brock was already found guilty of the same charge. Last October, the two allegedly squirted dry erase board cleaner into a teacher’s Mountain Dew at Gillett High School.

According to the criminal complaint, Brock told police she came up with the idea as a prank when the teacher was out of the room. Gilbertson reportedly opened the bottle and Brock squirted the cleanser in. After drinking the Dew, the teacher suffered a burning sensation in his throat and stomach and went to the school nurse who suspected he’d been poisoned and called 911.

So, for taking TWO people just to open a bottle and squirt making poisoning a teacher sound like a union job.

For using a foreign substance to make a teacher sick to their stomach when just showing them a picture of our governor would probably do the job for most teachers.

And for not only squirting a chemical into the teacher’s soda, but amazingly, finding one that wasn’t already in Mountain Dew.

We're are proud to name Gavin Gilbertson, of Cecil and Hailey Brock of Gillett as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:44 am Comment On This Post

sep 19th

September 9th City of Marshfield
Police received a report that a 32-year-old man entered a bank and demanded 42,000 gallons of water. The man then began to chase a bank teller and later demanded that the bank manager take off his shirt. When the manager did not take off his shirt, the man took his own shirt off and left the bank. Officers arrived and found the man in the middle of the street. He undressed until he was naked and yelled, “This feels good.”

September 12th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A grocery store owner called police to report a woman shoplifting cauliflower.

September 3rd City of Menasha
A Southfield Drive caller indicated she and her husband were involved in a disturbance with their neighbor. The caller's children often retrieve balls from the man's yard, which upsets him. Today, the caller thought the man confronted her child about this, which upset her. She confronted the neighbor, which led to a verbal argument where the neighbor was calling the woman and her husband names and then pushed the husband. As a result, the neighbor threatened to throw stain in the caller's pool.

September 12th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported a person walking and jumping in traffic. (Seriously, what kind of idiot does that?) The person was only described as "wearing a Chicago Bears shirt". (Oh.)

August 30th City of Greenfield Someone at the senior center called police to report the theft of bingo prizes including water guns and toilet paper.

September 3rd City of Waukesha
An argument between a male and a female over dead musicians inside an apartment apparently got so heated a caller reported the incident as a physical fight. A responding officer found everything was all right when he arrived but said the argument over who was better “Biggie" or "Tupac" continued.

September 15th Wood County
Police investigated a report that somebody's been illegally dumping their pig carcasses.

September 4th City of Menasha
Police were dispatched for a report of an out of control male threatening to break a coffee pot over his own head.

September 10th Village of Richfield
The Washington County Sheriff’s Office responded to a report of a male subject standing next to a black Chevy Silverado with no pants on. However, the pantsless suspect was gone upon the squad’s arrival.

August 31st City of Waukesha
A woman returned from vacation to find two strangers sitting in her living room. A police report said the woman did not know how the strangers entered her home, but nothing appeared to be missing. The strangers claimed they were guests of the caller's friend, who lived at the house for a short time 10 years ago and might have been staying there without permission while the homeowner was on vacation.

September 1st City of Waukesha
Police advised a man on his behavior after the man admitted he had gone into his former girlfriend's house carried out a toilet and smashed it in the street in front of the home.

September 2nd City of Grafton
A 24-year-old Grafton woman was cited for OWI and disorderly conduct after she backed into a tree. As police arrived, the woman, who was naked from the waist down, got out of the car, touched herself indecently and refused to follow police instructions.

September 9th City of Mayville
A 21-year-old woman, upset that her mother had been terminated from the store, entered Old Fashioned Foods and began yelling, screaming, slamming doors, and calling employees derogatory names. The woman eventually fled the scene, taking with her, a box of crackers and some beef jerky.

September 10th City of Mayville
Between 1 and 2 AM, and unknown person entered Old-Fashioned Foods, tipped over display shelves, knocked merchandise onto the floor and ransacked the office before fleeing the store with a stolen birdhouse and teddy bear.

September 14th Dane County
A woman entered a busy sushi restaurant and yelled out that there was a bomb about to explode. The suspect began counting down from 10, and ordered people to "get on the ground, on your hands and knees." She loudly announced:" It's going to blow up!" The manager told the woman to leave, but she refused and police were called. The suspect struggled with officers and was taken to jail. There was no bomb and nothing exploded.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:27 am Comment On This Post

sep 14th

The website has ranked all 31 NFL cities. Not based on their teams' performances or their stadiums or anything like that. No. They ranked them on just what they believe each city has to offer. And their take was...Green Bay is the 31st best city in the NFL (out of 31). Granted, we may not have the amazing year round weather of San Diego (#1) or the legendary combo of nightlife and cuisine of New Orleans (#2) but 31st? Give me a break! We have plenty to offer! For instance....

Green Bay is the only NFL city that has an Air B&B property that can accommodate up to 28 people all inside one of Tom Milbourn’s old hats.

Green Bay is the only NFL city that has unique tourist attractions like the area where they almost put a Wal-Mart, that place Vince Lombardi once took a dump, and the site of the mayor’s future jail cell.

(Speaking of which) Green Bay is the only NFL city with a Mayor as crooked as Larry McCarren's pinkies.

Green Bay is the only NFL city with its very own evil clown…of course, that’s not counting New England’s Bill Belichick.

Green Bay is the only NFL city where art lovers can skip going to large, sterile museums and just wait for that guy across from Lambeau to slap some paint on his fence.

Green Bay is the only NFL city where you can go to Seroogy’s for chips that are dipped, to the Oval Office to see a nip that is stripped and to Bay Beach to get your Pippin' Zipped!!!! 

So there!!!!!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:50 am Comment On This Post

sep 12th

August 29th City of Menasha
While on patrol, officers noticed patrons by Jitters Bar engaged in an argument about where cashews come from. The patrons, who were intoxicated, stated that there was no physical contact between them, only a spirited argument about cashews.

August 26th City of Waukesha
A woman apparently mistakenly thought that a hat and a fur coat hanging on a rack was a stranger in her home and reported a break-in. When police arrived they found no evidence of forced entry and none of the woman's property was missing. Officers observed the hat and coat and the woman later confirmed those were the items she initially thought were a burglar.

August 26th City of Waukesha
A woman reportedly caused some flooding in the homes of residents living below her after she broke her toilet by falling into it while attempting to use the bathroom at an apartment complex. A police report said the back half of the toilet broke off and "caused water to flow uncontrollably" down multiple floors of the building. The woman who fell was disabled but she and her live-in boyfriend apparently did nothing to halt the water flow. When police arrived, they were watching TV, as the water level in the apartment rose.

August 21st Village of Menominee Falls
An employee at Pet World called police and reported that a customer walked out of the store with a big snake in his pants.

August 17th Village of Omro
Authorities were dispatched to a Hawthorne Drive location to mediate an ongoing dispute between a homeowner and a fisherman. The homeowner was pointing a toy gun at the fisherman. From his boat, the fisherman couldn't tell that the gun was a toy and called police. When police determined that the gun was a toy the fisherman decided not to press charges.

August 31st City of Menasha
Police responded to a report of a theft from a resident on Railroad Street. The resident told responding officers that someone stole a cow statue from her rose garden. The resident described the statue as a black and white cement cow, with the word "GO" written on its side.

September 5th City of Marshfield
A woman called police to report finding a marijuana pipe while sorting her husband's clothes. Police contacted the husband who admitted the marijuana pipe was his. Police are recommending charges be brought against the husband.

September 4th Dane County
An 83-year-old woman had just finished shopping when a 26-year-old woman came up from behind. The stranger punched the 83-year-old woman in the head and grabbed a hold of her purse strap. The 83-year-old woman punched the 26-year-old woman in the face and grappled with her until several people came to her aid, chasing the criminal away. The 83-year-old woman maintained possession of her purse.

August 27th Village of Jackson
An officer was dispatched to the Comfort Inn to meet with a 55-year-old who said that his wife and adult stepdaughter had visited a Peruvian resort where they were given an herbal brew that may have contained a psychedelic compound. The man told officers that the two women are now into Satan and believes his wife is “infecting” him with the devil and attempting to poison him with the Peruvian concoction. After the women returned from their trip they convinced him to go to the same resort and consume the same herbal brew after which, he said, people would come into his room at night flashing lights in his eyes and he saw devils and witches dancing. He then became increasingly agitated and needed to escape and eventually made his way back to his home where he burned his luggage and almost everything associated with his trip to Peru. The man said he then sought help from priests at Holy Hill. He then told his wife that he doesn’t feel safe at home and suggested the two of them seek refuge at the Comfort Inn. The man didn’t receive the solace that he had hoped for because he began getting agitated again and believed that his wife was engaging in satanic rituals and was spiking his cigarettes and tea with the Peruvian herb. The officers were given permission to search the room, including the cigarettes, and nothing suspicious was located.

August 30th City of Waukesha
A man apparently injured himself when he got angry while trying to buy cigarettes a local Walgreens pharmacy and shattered a jar of pennies he brought into Walgreens to pay for a pack of smokes. In the process, the man cut himself on glass from the broken jar and was bleeding in the store. Police were unable find the man, and Walgreens management didn't make a formal complaint.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:48 am Comment On This Post

sep 12th


10. Lifelong suspension from the Lollypop Guild.

9. Bring tasty snacks to work each day but always put them on a high shelf.

8. Force him to resign from mayor’s office and return to his old job, chasing after the kids who stole his Lucky Charms.

7. Browbeat him by literally beating him with his own enormous eyebrows.

6. Take him down to the ole hollow tree behind the Keebler office and let Ernie and the boys administer some old fashioned elf justice.

5. Remove all the Garanimal tags off his clothing so he can no longer dress himself.

4. Sentence him 5 years to standing directly behind a tall, flatulent man.

3. No more off-o-work-you-go kisses from Snow White, no matter how High the Ho might be.

2. Forcibly shave his eyebrows and use the hair to make fur coats for baboons going through chemo.

1. Put one of those "You must me at least this tall" signs on his wife.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:02 am Comment On This Post

sep 9th
This week’s weenies did the near impossible…they bested Mayor Jim Schmitt for this honor despite him getting busted for accepting illegal campaign donations and falsifying information on his campaign finance reports and amazingly, they did it with a story that is damn near as horrifying as his eyebrows.

Laabs not pictured

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week… Jonathan Schrap, Shelby Neuens, Nick Laabs, Preston “Bloody Ruckus” Hyde and the so-called “Juggalo’s” from Suamico who reportedly staged their own “ritualistic memorial” to commemorate a fellow fan of the horror core hip-hop act the Insane Clown Possee who died one year prior.

For those still unfamiliar with the story…

Saturday morning the group was discussing blood-letting rituals when Neuens reportedly volunteered to let Schrap drink her blood leading to him using a machete and make an approximate one-inch laceration on her right forearm. While Neuens was bleeding profusely… he filled up a shot glass with her blood and drank it.

Soon after, the group began talking about severing a finger. Again, Neuens volunteered, telling the men they could cut off her pinky. Once again, Schrap grabbed the machete and took the pinky clean off all the way to the palm.” Schrap according to the criminal complaint, then “placed the finger in his freezer where he said he would cook it and eat it later”.

The group then attempted to stop the bleeding by using a car cigarette lighter which failed so they used a blowtorch


For placing the pinky in the freezer to eat later when everyone knows, lady fingers are best served fresh.

For apparently totally misunderstanding what it means for a woman to "give a guy her digits".

And for contradicting the Animaniacs by proving that pinkies and brains don’t always go together.

We are proud to name Jonathan Schrap, Nick Laabs, Preston “Bloody Ruckus” Hyde and the remarkably compliant Shelby Neuens; the reported blood drinking, hand chopping, blowtorch wielding, finger saving Juggalos of Suamico, as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:57 am Comment On This Post