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may 5th


Grover Cleveland was the only United States president to share a first name with a Sesame Street character other than President Snuffleupagus Jackson. 

The tomato is neither a fruit nor a vegetable but rather a member of the raccoon family.

The Hairy Caterpillar is not actually a caterpillar but rather a worm from an Italian family.  

The mating call of the Trumpeter swan is identical to the sound made by guys receiving a prostate exam from Shaquille O'Neal.

The 1952 Nobel Prize for Medicine went to the doctor who discovered the link between mothers with broken backs and children who step on cracks.

The octopus spends a higher percentage of its income on deodorant than any other sea creature.

In reality, Sarah McLachlan is more of a cat person.

Each year, the Mexican chapter of PETA spends over half their operating budget fighting the abuse of innocent piñatas. 

A merry-go-round is like a lazy Susan for pedophiles.

While April showers bring May flowers, truck stop showers bring athletes' foot, ring worm, and toenail fungus.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings. But every time a cell phone rings the owner is sitting behind me in a movie theater.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:20 am Comment On This Post

may 4th


OTHERS CONSIDERED FOR NEW MILWAUKEE BREWERS MANAGER

FLOYD MAYWEATHER…With the Brewers losing so many games, players could probably use a hug and Saturday Mayweather proved he could do that for 12 straight rounds.

ADRIAN PETERSEN…Unlike Ron Roenicke this year, he has proven he knows how to beat people.

BRIAN WILLIAMS...already has multiple World Series victories having managed the New York Yankees from 1921 to 39, or so he says.

KIM KARDASHIAN…Knows her way around sports as evidenced by the fact that she’s had more professional athletes inside her than Miller Park.

JAMIE FOXX…I don’t know if he knows anything about baseball but he couldn’t do a worse job managing the Brewers than he did singing the national anthem at Saturday night's fight.

TOM ZALASKI...Must know something about baseball since not even Babe Ruth wore pinstripes for as many years as he has.

JAY CUTLER…If the Brewers can neither hit nor pitch…they better at least have somebody with experience who can teach them how to cry.

BILL COSBY…Following all the Brewer’s night game loses, most players might prefer waking up the next morning and not remembering what happened the night before.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

may 1st


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Dr. Solomon David, the Shedd Aquarium researcher who discovered and videoed a ditch full of hundreds if not thousands of flat leeches near the bay of Green Bay and dubbed it a “Leech-nado”.

So,

For not only discovering but promoting the fact that there is something in Green Bay even creepier than the mayor's eyebrows.

For demonstrating that there are thousands of slimy, disgusting creatures in Green Bay even when it isn't Bears or Vikings weekend.

And for creating even more nightmare fuel than the thought of getting finger banged by Larry McCarren.

We are proud to name Dr. Solomon David, the Shedd Aquarium researcher who brought to our attention Green Bay's "leech-nado" as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:29 am Comment On This Post

apr 27th

April 26th City of Green Bay
A woman having an anxiety attack brought on by guilt from skipping out on her $6.00 cab fare the night before called police and confessed.

April 14th City of Greenfield
After receiving complaints, police located a man sunbathing in his underwear.  The officer told the man that if he wanted to sunbathe in public he needed to wear shorts. The man responded that he believed the spot was secluded enough for him to sunbathe in just his undies. The officer disagreed since it was the middle of the afternoon and the man was sunbathing in the parking lot of Pick N Save.

April 16th City of Greenfield
Police responded to a home after a caller reported there was a “great big animal” on his neighbor’s roof. Police discovered the “great big animal” was a raccoon, and an officer was able to “shush” it into a tree.

April 13th City of Menominee Falls
A 23-year-old man was taken into custody after he got upset when his mother told him his friend could not stay at the residence, and when she called 911, he pushed her into a chair and bit the phone cord in half. The mother then went into another room to call police but the suspect bit that phone cord in half as well.

April 26th City of Green Bay
Police responded to a call about a woman named Rachel who has a history of feigning being unresponsive.

April 23rd Town of Dexter
Police responded to a report of a 16-year-old girl who is not happy about having to clean her room.

April 23rd City of Madison
Three archivists from the Wisconsin Historical Society were in the process of moving some boxes when one looked out a window onto a loading dock and noticed a large dumpster in what appeared to be a human leg sticking out of the debris. After confirming her observation with her two colleagues, they contacted police. The first officer to respond described what he saw as "a human leg, dressed in jeans, wool sock and tennis shoe". A specially trained investigator from the Forensic Services Unit suited up ain hazmat gear, climbed into the dumpster and identified what he found as "a leg attached to a headless body". He also pointed out that it was the body of a "man...nequin".

April 26th City of Green Bay
A man called police to report his home had been broken into and much of his property had been stolen. The man called back after learning his was the victim of a prank and all his stuff was in his bedroom.

April 22nd Dane County
A resident returning from work found a woman he didn't know in his home. The woman had the man's backpack over her shoulder which contained, among other things, his laptop computer. The man grabbed the backpack as he pushed the woman out his front door and called police. When police arrived, they found the woman sitting on the man's front step eating a chunk of cheese she had stolen from his refrigerator. Police also found a full can of Guinness in her pocket that she had also taken from the home. The woman was also  in possession of money and some small electronics. As police checked with the resident to determine if she had also stolen those items, the suspect kept yelling at officers: "What does it take to get arrested around here."

April 15th Eau Claire County
The sheriff’s department is looking for a woman who stole a cash register from an auto parts store. The woman reportedly has brown hair…and matching teeth.

March 20th City of Rice Lake
Police received a call from an employee of a furniture store reporting that a customer is passed out on couch in store showroom, and they can't wake him up.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

apr 24th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…your 2015 Milwaukee Brewers who have opened the season 3-13 and had an 8 game losing streak going until, wonder of wonders, miracle of miracles, actually won one last night.

So,

For failing as massively as Ryan Braun taking a drug test.  

For putting up more L's than a Welsh sign maker.

For struggling more than a Ben Roethlisberger date.

For dropping more ugly ones than the Octomom’s uterus.

For giving more unwatchable performances than even Justin Bieber.

We are proud to name the 2015 Milwaukee Brewers as our Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week.


posted by: Rick and Len at 10:56 am Comment On This Post

apr 21st


TOP TEN SCOOPS ABOUT STAR WARS VII: THE FORCE AWAKENS

10. We’ll see Leia put another medal around Luke’s neck like she did at the end of the first movie only to have Kanye West jump on stage and declare that Beyoncé deserved it more. 

9. Despite the image of a downed Imperial Star Destroyer in the trailer, there is will be no evidence in the film that Brian Williams was on it when it crashed like he claims.

8. Darth Vader’s full name will be revealed to have actually been Darth Hussein Vader.  

7. Instead of Jabba the Hut forcing his slave girls wear metal bikinis, in Hillary Clinton’s honor he’ll make them wear metal pant suits.

6. Filmmakers were unable to film the movie in California because conditions were too dry for the scenes set on the desert planet of Tatooine.

5. While trying to make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs, The Millennium Falcon will mysteriously vanish as it takes a short cut through Malaysia.

4. Despite Mose Isley's Cantina still being "a wretched hive of scum and villainy", we’ll see that they’ve refused to admit Bill Cosby ever since he tried slipping a roofy to a hot Wookie. 

3. With the Empire already destroyed, this movie will focus on efforts to overthrow the government of Indiana so R2D2 doesn’t get discriminated against when goes there to marry a sexy Roomba.

2. Still riddled with doubt, Luke will go on the Maury Povich show to find out if Darth Vader was really his father.

1. Chewbacca’s costume will look more realistic due to the fact that it’s been made entirely from the excess hair plucked from Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt’s eyebrows.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:17 am Comment On This Post

apr 17th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the naked (and apparently tripping) dude arrested on College Avenue in Downtown Appleton Friday night. The man’s only explanation to gawking on-lookers was that he was “Looking for Ashley”.

So,

For tripping balls while in a state of undress that made it clear to all on-lookers that his balls weren't big enough to actually trip on.

For bringing a new wrinkle to Friday night entertainment in downtown Appleton. However, unfortunately that new wrinkle was his sad, shriveled sack.

For making me hope that the Ashley he was looking for was Ashley Furniture because he seems perfectly suited to a brand new Crazy Boy recliner.

We are proud to name the nude dude of Appleton's College Avenue as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:32 am Comment On This Post

apr 16th
60 venues, 200 artists and 800 performances. An ambitious schedule awaits music fans at the Mile of Music 3  in downtown Appleton Aug. 6-9.

Founders Cory Chisel and Dave Willems today outlined their plans for what they call a "handcrafted, artisanal festival." While the number of participating artists will remain t he same, Willems said many of them will stay in Appleton longer and perform more often so patrons won't have to miss one artist in order to see another.
Almost all (90 to 95%) of the performances will be free to attend. Some will be in bars and nightclubs but many will also be accessible to those under 21.

Willems said Mile of Music will make more use of the outdoor spaces at Houdini Plaza and Jones Park and will expand its venues in the riverfront area and on the east end of College Avenue.
V.I.P. passes will be replaced by the Music Maker Subscription package which include lots of extras and special access at some events. They are on sale now at www.mileofmusic.com.

Many audience favorites from Mile of Music's first two years will return for the third incarnation, but there will be at least 100 performers who will be making their first visit to the festival.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:00 am Comment On This Post

apr 13th


Late Friday night, police in downtown Appleton subdued and arrested this naked dude running down College Avenue.

REASONS POLICE ARRESTED THE NAKED GUY IN DOWNTOWN APPLETON FRIDAY NIGHT

10. The new expo center has to be approved and built before you’re allowed to start exposing anything downtown.

9. The brat guy is the only one licensed to have his sausage out on College Avenue.

8. The Mini Golf on the Town event in Downtown Appleton didn’t start until 1pm Saturday meaning he had his putter and balls out 13 hours early.

7. His linguini was too al dente for Victoria's Italian Restaurant.

6. Big Appleton event is Mile of Music not 3 ½ Inches of Dude Stick.

5. They were afraid somebody might mistake his penis for Cohiba at Appleton Cigar Company and try to smoke it.

4. Police were concerned that the guy was going to run into KK Billiards and try to try to shoot a game of pool without a cue stick.  

3. St. Patrick’s Day is the only time you’re allowed to wave your shillelagh around outside the Durty Leprechaun.

2. With Mayor Tim Hanna just a couple blocks away in city hall, Appleton doesn’t need another guy downtown showing off his shortcomings.

1. If you don’t have a hygienic place to keep change for the parking meters, you’re not welcome in downtown Appleton.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:30 am Comment On This Post

apr 10th



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… 49-year-old Colleen Montague of Green Bay who this week was sentenced to 18 months in prison following her sixth offense of operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Back in January, Ashwaubenon police attempted to pull Montague over for driving with a suspended license but she kept driving to a bar parking lot where she ran from her vehicle into the bar. When police finally apprehended her, Montague reportedly apologized and explained to police that she ran to the bar because he just wanted to kiss her boyfriend one more time before she got arrested. She was nearly twice the legal limit.

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… 49-year-old Colleen Montague of Green Bay who this week was sentenced to 18 months in prison following her sixth offense of operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Back in January, Ashwaubenon police attempted to pull Montague over for driving with a suspended license but she kept driving to a sports bar parking lot where she ran from her vehicle into the drinking establishment. When police finally apprehended her, Montague reportedly apologized and explained to police that she ran to the bar because he just wanted to kiss her boyfriend one more time before she got arrested. She was nearly twice the legal limit.

So, 

For having her boyfriend kiss her on the mouth when it would have made more sense to have had him kiss her ass goodbye for 18 months.

For fleeing to kiss her boyfriend when she should have instead rested her tongue because I’m fairly certain it’s going to get a pretty good workout where she’s going.

And for running from police. Have you seen the news lately and what happens to people who run from cops? Good God, lady!

We are proud to name Colleen Montague of Green Bay who when pulled over, ran from police just so she could kiss her boyfriend one more time before getting arrested as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:02 am Comment On This Post

apr 6th

(Representation of what a 14-year-old girl in wolf costume looks like)

April 1st City of Beaver Dam
A caller informed police that a teen dressed as a wolf was yelling profanities at people in Stevens Park. An officer talked to the 14-year-old girl and she said she didn’t swear at anyone and she doesn’t talk to anyone.

April 5th City of Sheboygan
Police received a report of a man on Lakeshore Drive who was shot in the back with a blow dart fired from a passing vehicle.

March 30th City of Oak Creek
A caller reported that sometime between March 16th and March 30th someone had entered their garage and stole their red velvet cowboy hat.

March 31st City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported seeing a woman wearing dark clothes walking down the middle of Highway 54. Officers contacted the woman who thought she was walking in a parade.

March 17th Village of Omro
Police received a report of a suspicious vehicle near Grant Street. The caller told police the vehicle was driving around the area very slowly. The responding officer make contact with the driver who was driving slowly to deliver newspapers.

April 3rd City of Shawano
Police received a report that a man who had to be rescued after he fell through the ice earlier in the week was going back out on the ice to retrieve the belongings he left behind when he fell through the ice.

March 11th Village of Jackson
Police were asked to check the welfare of a trailer park resident after he called his doctor’s office and was slurring his words and not making sense. Police found the 51-year-old man sitting in a lawn chair. His wife reported that he had been drinking vodka all day but the amount wasn’t unusual for him. The man said he had no intention of harming himself and he had called his doctor’s office because he was just looking for somebody to talk to.

March 27th Barron County
A woman called police to report another woman keeps texting "nasty" things to the caller. A dispatcher talked to woman who told them the caller's texts "aren't so nice, either."

February 22nd City of Rice Lake
A man called and threatened police that he would commit a crime UNLESS they gave him a ride home from the bar.

February 21st City of Rice Lake
An officer was dispatched to check on a vehicle that's been in a drug store parking lot for an hour. The officer determined that the owner has been sitting in the car the entire time watching movie trailers on her phone while trying to decide which Redbox movie to rent.

March 27th City of Fox Point
Police were called after a man who was later determined to have a blood alcohol level of .022 entered the BMO Harris Bank, approached a teller and asked “How do I rob this bank”.

March 20th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a report of a middle-aged man wearing no pants dancing in the street in front of the railroad crossing.

February 20th City of Rice Lake
A resident called police to report seeing an injured pigeon on the sidewalk. The dispatcher informed the caller that pigeons are not police jurisdiction.

March 24th Barron County
A caller contacted police to report her ex-boyfriend left a pill behind when he moved out. The dispatcher told the woman she could drop the pill in the drug drop off box at the police station. The woman told the dispatcher she didn't want to touch the pill and requested an officer come to her home and pick the pill up.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:31 am Comment On This Post

apr 3rd


We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...49 year old Melissa Jacobson who was arrested Monday after she allegedly pooped in a box of security tags in the middle of the K-Mart Racine...while wearing a t shirt with a dump truck on it and the phrase, "dropping a load."

So,

For not understanding that crap has no business in a box in the middle of the aisle at K-Mart...that's what their shelves are for.

For not comprehending K-mart has blue light specials not poo light specials. 

For not understanding that while K-Mart will ship your pants (audio from K-Mart Ship your pants ad: “Hey, I just shipped my pants!”) ...but you can't ship their box.

We are proud to name Melissa Jacobson, the Racine K-Mart Krapper as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:50 am Comment On This Post

apr 1st


This shirt, inspired by Badger Nigel Hayes was a hot seller in Madison until....the school's compliance department feared the shirt violated NCAA rules. What's the rule? "No NCAA student athlete may use words of more than two syllables".  Actually, here's the full story.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:26 am Comment On This Post

mar 30th


March 26th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported that someone opened his gate and let his dog out. The caller was upset and said he was going to take matters into his own hands. The man continued to call 911 and told police he was a WITCH and was going to start his neighbor's house on fire. 

March 1st City of Delafield
A 35-year-old man was caught masturbating in his parked car. According to the incident report, the man told the officer who questioned him on scene that he was "bored" and on his way home from Home Depot and decided to pull into a parking lot and masturbate. The man was given a warning for his behavior.

March 12th City of Waukesha
A caller reported he heard an elderly man in an apartment building screaming. The caller, who was crying, was told by management the apartment building has yellow juniper ants that bite. The caller thought the man who was screaming was being swarmed the yellow juniper ants. Responding officers found the man was just screaming because he was angry.

March 14th Town of Harrison
A woman on Deborah Court called police to report people were crawling through her window and having a party and they weren't invited.

March 14th Town of Lowell
A caller told police she saw a female driver wiping what appeared to be vomit off a baby and then leave the rag behind. The caller wanted an apology and for the woman to return and pick up the vomit covered rag.

March 15th City of Mayville
Police were called to break up a physical altercation between a woman and her daughter in law that involved punching and choking. The altercation began as a verbal argument about a toy vacuum cleaner.  

March 13th City of Waukesha
A caller reported a domestic disturbance at an apartment after hearing a female screaming. When officers arrived at the apartment they discovered the woman was simply upset that her husband overslept.

March 24th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and said a female came over to her house on two occasions asking for "Bill". The caller told the dispatcher there is no "Bill" at the residence so she requested extra police patrol for her area.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:27 am Comment On This Post

mar 24th


March 22nd Brown County
A 911 call was logged from a man who explained that he must have accidentally pocket dialed the emergency number while he was wrestling with a cow.

March 18th City of Green Bay
A man called 911 from a bar and reported that a female was trying to kiss him before suddenly hanging up.

March 7th City of Waukesha
A woman called police after she said a man was sitting on her picnic table that she says she shares with her neighbor. The neighbor, however, said the man was her boyfriend. She told the man not to sit at the picnic table anymore.

February 12th Village of Oregon
A 43-year-old man was charged with negligent handling of burning materials after he put lighter fluid on an entertainment center to burn it down far enough to fit into a dumpster.

March 7th City of Horicon
Officers responded to Kwik Trip where they cited a 25-year-old man for the theft of four Hershey’s Cookies and Cream candy bars valued at $5.16. The man was previously warned by the manager the day before for stealing cheese. The suspect stated that he knew what he was doing was wrong and had money to pay for the items but that he had an eating disorder and is always hungry so he took the candy.

March 13th City of Juneau
A 13-year-old boy called police and reported he was being harassed by an adult male and female on South Street. When police arrived, the adults accused the 13-year-old of breaking ice chunks over their "children’s head". All parties were counseled.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:36 am Comment On This Post

mar 20th


We are proud to name as this Week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...whomever littered the streets of Greenville, Grand Chute and Appleton with vast amounts of paper smut. On Wednesday and Thursday, listeners in at least three locations in the area contacted us to report seeing numerous pages from porn magazines blowing around our area's streets, highways and byways. That's rights, a potpourri of pulchritudinous paper pompoms, posteriors and pudendums and possibly penis' piled on our pavement and passageways.

So,

For chucking his smut.

Casting off ass.

Dumping some rump.  

Bootin' some cooters.

For choosing to litter us with clitoris.

And for scrapping his fapping material and leaving our streets filled with more boobs, asses and dicks than even the streets of Washington DC.

We are proud to name whoever is responsible for the Great Fox Valley Smut Drop of 2015 as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:42 am Comment On This Post

mar 13th
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show "Weenie of the Week"...

The Neenah garbage truck driver who cost city taxpayers $7,500 when he drove his garbage truck into the overhead canopy of a gas station.

The city has a policy prohibiting garbage truck drivers from entering gas stations with canopies specifically because of such concerns...but the city attorney says this driver decided to ignore the rules and cruised into the Marathon station on First Street...because he had to use the restroom...and apparently really bad. That's when he struck and damaged the roof over the gas pumps.

So...for crashing into a gas station just because he had to use the can...after having dealt with hundreds if not a thousand cans all morning...he drives a garbage truck for cripe's sake...

For getting into an accident just because he was trying to avoid having an accident...

For making the most expensive human excretion since the K­Mart in my hometown put in 10­cent pay toilets back in the early 70's...

And for stopping to take a dump...while literally on his way to the dump...

We are proud to name the Neenah garbage truck driver who caused $7,500 in damage when he drove the garbarge truck into a gas staion canopy because he really had to go as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:46 am Comment On This Post

mar 9th
February 22nd City of Menasha
An officer observed a passenger get out of a van in front of the police station. The passenger told police she was upset about her mother yelling at her and claimed her mother struck her with a strainer. The mother said her daughter started an altercation by taking her younger brother's phone charger.

February 21st City of Waukesha
A caller reported receiving text messages from an unknown number that read, "I am cheating on you with your mother" and "I hid the body. Now what?" Police contacted the person responsible for the texts who informed them that he had simply sent them to the wrong number.

February 5th Village of Oregon
A 19-year-old man was charged with theft after surveillance video at Kwik Trip showed him putting a frappuccino down his pants.

February 21st City of Waukesha
Police were called after a man returned home after the time his wife told him to be home. The couple is going through a divorce and her lawyer said to have police respond if her husband did not follow all her rules. Police said there isn't anything legally the police department can do about a curfew set for an adult.

February 26th City of Verona
A 54-year-old man accidentally accelerated abruptly and drove through a wine store. Nobody was injured but one twenty-minute parking sign and 1600 bottles of wine were destroyed in the crash.

February 5th Village of Oregon
A 49-year-old man called police to report he paid an unknown woman $50 and a pack of cigarettes for "companionship". However, the woman then left in an unknown vehicle. The man did not know the woman's name but referred to her only as "Beautiful Laquehsa".

February 6th Village of Oregon
A 50-year-old man called police and reported his vehicle had been broken into while parked outside the high school. When an officer arrived, it was discovered that the car had NOT been broken into but that the door was ajar because the man had closed it on the seatbelt.

February 20th City of Neenah
A person asked to speak to an officer about a man who approached her at the Neenah library and asked if she recognized him before giving her an autographed photo of himself. Police learned the man was a marathon runner..

March 4th City of Marshfield
A resident called police to report someone had left a suspicious Ouija board in front of his house. The man later called back to request police discontinue their investigation of the incident.


posted by: Rick and Len at 11:01 am Comment On This Post

mar 2nd


February 23rd City of Portage
Police responded to a report of a 32-year-old man who was told he could not drive while drunk to the Chinese restaurant to get missing packets of sweet and sour sauce.

February 13th City of Menasha
A woman on Second Street called for police assistance because her 14-year-old daughter was upset about being assigned additional chores and was yelling, cursing and slamming the door.

February 14th City of Waukesha
A caller in an apartment advised police of a noise complaint after hearing a man and woman scream at each other and the woman say what sounded like "Ow, you're hurting me." The caller also reportedly heard some moaning from the apartment. Police determined the sounds came from three intoxicated residents being loud while playing a spirited game of Yahtzee.

February 26th City of Beaver Dam
Police were called to a Wayland Street Address after two men and two women got into a fight over milk and cereal. No arrests were made.

February 21st City of Beaver Dam
Someone told police two kids were messing around with a bike that had been in a bike rack. An officer arrived on the scene put the bike back in the bike rack.

February 16th City of Mayville
A 39-year-old man called police and reported that a 42-year-old man came home intoxicated, was cursing and began throwing coffee filters at him. The 42-year-old coffee filter thrower was arrested for disorderly conduct.

February 16th City of Waukesha
A caller was concerned because a man who was in the bathroom of the cosmetology training facility for more than 10 minutes after he had claimed he had lost a bet at work and has to dress like a woman. The man had also asked the caller, if she thought he would look better in a skirt or dress? The man eventually left the business in a black-and-white dress without any further problems.

February 21st City of Germantown
Police responded to a residence after a caller phoned 911 to report his father turned off the electricity to his bedroom. When officers spoke with the caller and his father, they discovered the father disconnected the electricity to his son’s room because the son refused to turn down music that he was playing excessively loud, and police warned the son about the proper use of 911. However, shortly after police left the residence, the son called 911 again to report his dad still had not turned the electricity to his room back on. Police returned to the home and arrested the son...who is 31-years-old...for misuse of 911.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

feb 22nd
As I write this, I am at in my room at the Iberostar Paraiso Lindo on the Mexican Riviera, birds are chirping and cawing outside my window and I am at one with the bed. Being at one with the bed is a rare sensation. It means the room is the just the right temperature, the bed is just the right firmness, I am perfectly relaxed and, despite there being a million things to do here, I never want to get up. It was an early night last night. The day started with an pre-dawn trip to the airport and quality time spent with a TSA agent who apparently learned manners from Attila the Hun. That was followed by my first flight on Aero-Mexico. Very sweet. Most modern plane I've flown on. Every seat has it's entertainment center with choices of free movies and TV shows. They even served food! Then, after an unusually long slog through the Cancun airport (that's the small price you pay to get to paradise) it was was a pleasant bus ride with a couple beers to the resort. What I've seen of it so far is quite lush and beautiful and the bartender in the lobby bar REALLY makes some nice drinks. The Don Julio margaritas on the rocks were sublime. After making sure our equipment works for Monday morning's broadcast, it was a short jaunt to the resort's taco shop for delicious garlic sausage tacos. It was still early but it had been a long day and I was spent. After a great night's sleep last night (Other than waking once with a Charlie horse. Must remember to hydrate more!), I am ready to face the day and embark on some truly great adventure. If only I can convince myself to get out of bed. -Rick-
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