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apr 17th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the naked (and apparently tripping) dude arrested on College Avenue in Downtown Appleton Friday night. The man’s only explanation to gawking on-lookers was that he was “Looking for Ashley”.

So,

For tripping balls while in a state of undress that made it clear to all on-lookers that his balls weren't big enough to actually trip on.

For bringing a new wrinkle to Friday night entertainment in downtown Appleton. However, unfortunately that new wrinkle was his sad, shriveled sack.

For making me hope that the Ashley he was looking for was Ashley Furniture because he seems perfectly suited to a brand new Crazy Boy recliner.

We are proud to name the nude dude of Appleton's College Avenue as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:32 am Comment On This Post

apr 13th


Late Friday night, police in downtown Appleton subdued and arrested this naked dude running down College Avenue.

REASONS POLICE ARRESTED THE NAKED GUY IN DOWNTOWN APPLETON FRIDAY NIGHT

10. The new expo center has to be approved and built before you’re allowed to start exposing anything downtown.

9. The brat guy is the only one licensed to have his sausage out on College Avenue.

8. The Mini Golf on the Town event in Downtown Appleton didn’t start until 1pm Saturday meaning he had his putter and balls out 13 hours early.

7. His linguini was too al dente for Victoria's Italian Restaurant.

6. Big Appleton event is Mile of Music not 3 ½ Inches of Dude Stick.

5. They were afraid somebody might mistake his penis for Cohiba at Appleton Cigar Company and try to smoke it.

4. Police were concerned that the guy was going to run into KK Billiards and try to try to shoot a game of pool without a cue stick.  

3. St. Patrick’s Day is the only time you’re allowed to wave your shillelagh around outside the Durty Leprechaun.

2. With Mayor Tim Hanna just a couple blocks away in city hall, Appleton doesn’t need another guy downtown showing off his shortcomings.

1. If you don’t have a hygienic place to keep change for the parking meters, you’re not welcome in downtown Appleton.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:30 am Comment On This Post

apr 10th



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… 49-year-old Colleen Montague of Green Bay who this week was sentenced to 18 months in prison following her sixth offense of operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Back in January, Ashwaubenon police attempted to pull Montague over for driving with a suspended license but she kept driving to a bar parking lot where she ran from her vehicle into the bar. When police finally apprehended her, Montague reportedly apologized and explained to police that she ran to the bar because he just wanted to kiss her boyfriend one more time before she got arrested. She was nearly twice the legal limit.

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… 49-year-old Colleen Montague of Green Bay who this week was sentenced to 18 months in prison following her sixth offense of operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Back in January, Ashwaubenon police attempted to pull Montague over for driving with a suspended license but she kept driving to a sports bar parking lot where she ran from her vehicle into the drinking establishment. When police finally apprehended her, Montague reportedly apologized and explained to police that she ran to the bar because he just wanted to kiss her boyfriend one more time before she got arrested. She was nearly twice the legal limit.

So, 

For having her boyfriend kiss her on the mouth when it would have made more sense to have had him kiss her ass goodbye for 18 months.

For fleeing to kiss her boyfriend when she should have instead rested her tongue because I’m fairly certain it’s going to get a pretty good workout where she’s going.

And for running from police. Have you seen the news lately and what happens to people who run from cops? Good God, lady!

We are proud to name Colleen Montague of Green Bay who when pulled over, ran from police just so she could kiss her boyfriend one more time before getting arrested as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:02 am Comment On This Post

apr 6th

(Representation of what a 14-year-old girl in wolf costume looks like)

April 1st City of Beaver Dam
A caller informed police that a teen dressed as a wolf was yelling profanities at people in Stevens Park. An officer talked to the 14-year-old girl and she said she didn’t swear at anyone and she doesn’t talk to anyone.

April 5th City of Sheboygan
Police received a report of a man on Lakeshore Drive who was shot in the back with a blow dart fired from a passing vehicle.

March 30th City of Oak Creek
A caller reported that sometime between March 16th and March 30th someone had entered their garage and stole their red velvet cowboy hat.

March 31st City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported seeing a woman wearing dark clothes walking down the middle of Highway 54. Officers contacted the woman who thought she was walking in a parade.

March 17th Village of Omro
Police received a report of a suspicious vehicle near Grant Street. The caller told police the vehicle was driving around the area very slowly. The responding officer make contact with the driver who was driving slowly to deliver newspapers.

April 3rd City of Shawano
Police received a report that a man who had to be rescued after he fell through the ice earlier in the week was going back out on the ice to retrieve the belongings he left behind when he fell through the ice.

March 11th Village of Jackson
Police were asked to check the welfare of a trailer park resident after he called his doctor’s office and was slurring his words and not making sense. Police found the 51-year-old man sitting in a lawn chair. His wife reported that he had been drinking vodka all day but the amount wasn’t unusual for him. The man said he had no intention of harming himself and he had called his doctor’s office because he was just looking for somebody to talk to.

March 27th Barron County
A woman called police to report another woman keeps texting "nasty" things to the caller. A dispatcher talked to woman who told them the caller's texts "aren't so nice, either."

February 22nd City of Rice Lake
A man called and threatened police that he would commit a crime UNLESS they gave him a ride home from the bar.

February 21st City of Rice Lake
An officer was dispatched to check on a vehicle that's been in a drug store parking lot for an hour. The officer determined that the owner has been sitting in the car the entire time watching movie trailers on her phone while trying to decide which Redbox movie to rent.

March 27th City of Fox Point
Police were called after a man who was later determined to have a blood alcohol level of .022 entered the BMO Harris Bank, approached a teller and asked “How do I rob this bank”.

March 20th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a report of a middle-aged man wearing no pants dancing in the street in front of the railroad crossing.

February 20th City of Rice Lake
A resident called police to report seeing an injured pigeon on the sidewalk. The dispatcher informed the caller that pigeons are not police jurisdiction.

March 24th Barron County
A caller contacted police to report her ex-boyfriend left a pill behind when he moved out. The dispatcher told the woman she could drop the pill in the drug drop off box at the police station. The woman told the dispatcher she didn't want to touch the pill and requested an officer come to her home and pick the pill up.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:31 am Comment On This Post

apr 3rd


We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...49 year old Melissa Jacobson who was arrested Monday after she allegedly pooped in a box of security tags in the middle of the K-Mart Racine...while wearing a t shirt with a dump truck on it and the phrase, "dropping a load."

So,

For not understanding that crap has no business in a box in the middle of the aisle at K-Mart...that's what their shelves are for.

For not comprehending K-mart has blue light specials not poo light specials. 

For not understanding that while K-Mart will ship your pants (audio from K-Mart Ship your pants ad: “Hey, I just shipped my pants!”) ...but you can't ship their box.

We are proud to name Melissa Jacobson, the Racine K-Mart Krapper as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:50 am Comment On This Post

apr 1st


This shirt, inspired by Badger Nigel Hayes was a hot seller in Madison until....the school's compliance department feared the shirt violated NCAA rules. What's the rule? "No NCAA student athlete may use words of more than two syllables".  Actually, here's the full story.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:26 am Comment On This Post

mar 30th


March 26th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported that someone opened his gate and let his dog out. The caller was upset and said he was going to take matters into his own hands. The man continued to call 911 and told police he was a WITCH and was going to start his neighbor's house on fire. 

March 1st City of Delafield
A 35-year-old man was caught masturbating in his parked car. According to the incident report, the man told the officer who questioned him on scene that he was "bored" and on his way home from Home Depot and decided to pull into a parking lot and masturbate. The man was given a warning for his behavior.

March 12th City of Waukesha
A caller reported he heard an elderly man in an apartment building screaming. The caller, who was crying, was told by management the apartment building has yellow juniper ants that bite. The caller thought the man who was screaming was being swarmed the yellow juniper ants. Responding officers found the man was just screaming because he was angry.

March 14th Town of Harrison
A woman on Deborah Court called police to report people were crawling through her window and having a party and they weren't invited.

March 14th Town of Lowell
A caller told police she saw a female driver wiping what appeared to be vomit off a baby and then leave the rag behind. The caller wanted an apology and for the woman to return and pick up the vomit covered rag.

March 15th City of Mayville
Police were called to break up a physical altercation between a woman and her daughter in law that involved punching and choking. The altercation began as a verbal argument about a toy vacuum cleaner.  

March 13th City of Waukesha
A caller reported a domestic disturbance at an apartment after hearing a female screaming. When officers arrived at the apartment they discovered the woman was simply upset that her husband overslept.

March 24th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and said a female came over to her house on two occasions asking for "Bill". The caller told the dispatcher there is no "Bill" at the residence so she requested extra police patrol for her area.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:27 am Comment On This Post

mar 24th


March 22nd Brown County
A 911 call was logged from a man who explained that he must have accidentally pocket dialed the emergency number while he was wrestling with a cow.

March 18th City of Green Bay
A man called 911 from a bar and reported that a female was trying to kiss him before suddenly hanging up.

March 7th City of Waukesha
A woman called police after she said a man was sitting on her picnic table that she says she shares with her neighbor. The neighbor, however, said the man was her boyfriend. She told the man not to sit at the picnic table anymore.

February 12th Village of Oregon
A 43-year-old man was charged with negligent handling of burning materials after he put lighter fluid on an entertainment center to burn it down far enough to fit into a dumpster.

March 7th City of Horicon
Officers responded to Kwik Trip where they cited a 25-year-old man for the theft of four Hershey’s Cookies and Cream candy bars valued at $5.16. The man was previously warned by the manager the day before for stealing cheese. The suspect stated that he knew what he was doing was wrong and had money to pay for the items but that he had an eating disorder and is always hungry so he took the candy.

March 13th City of Juneau
A 13-year-old boy called police and reported he was being harassed by an adult male and female on South Street. When police arrived, the adults accused the 13-year-old of breaking ice chunks over their "children’s head". All parties were counseled.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:36 am Comment On This Post

mar 20th


We are proud to name as this Week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...whomever littered the streets of Greenville, Grand Chute and Appleton with vast amounts of paper smut. On Wednesday and Thursday, listeners in at least three locations in the area contacted us to report seeing numerous pages from porn magazines blowing around our area's streets, highways and byways. That's rights, a potpourri of pulchritudinous paper pompoms, posteriors and pudendums and possibly penis' piled on our pavement and passageways.

So,

For chucking his smut.

Casting off ass.

Dumping some rump.  

Bootin' some cooters.

For choosing to litter us with clitoris.

And for scrapping his fapping material and leaving our streets filled with more boobs, asses and dicks than even the streets of Washington DC.

We are proud to name whoever is responsible for the Great Fox Valley Smut Drop of 2015 as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:42 am Comment On This Post

mar 13th
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show "Weenie of the Week"...

The Neenah garbage truck driver who cost city taxpayers $7,500 when he drove his garbage truck into the overhead canopy of a gas station.

The city has a policy prohibiting garbage truck drivers from entering gas stations with canopies specifically because of such concerns...but the city attorney says this driver decided to ignore the rules and cruised into the Marathon station on First Street...because he had to use the restroom...and apparently really bad. That's when he struck and damaged the roof over the gas pumps.

So...for crashing into a gas station just because he had to use the can...after having dealt with hundreds if not a thousand cans all morning...he drives a garbage truck for cripe's sake...

For getting into an accident just because he was trying to avoid having an accident...

For making the most expensive human excretion since the K­Mart in my hometown put in 10­cent pay toilets back in the early 70's...

And for stopping to take a dump...while literally on his way to the dump...

We are proud to name the Neenah garbage truck driver who caused $7,500 in damage when he drove the garbarge truck into a gas staion canopy because he really had to go as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:46 am Comment On This Post

mar 9th
February 22nd City of Menasha
An officer observed a passenger get out of a van in front of the police station. The passenger told police she was upset about her mother yelling at her and claimed her mother struck her with a strainer. The mother said her daughter started an altercation by taking her younger brother's phone charger.

February 21st City of Waukesha
A caller reported receiving text messages from an unknown number that read, "I am cheating on you with your mother" and "I hid the body. Now what?" Police contacted the person responsible for the texts who informed them that he had simply sent them to the wrong number.

February 5th Village of Oregon
A 19-year-old man was charged with theft after surveillance video at Kwik Trip showed him putting a frappuccino down his pants.

February 21st City of Waukesha
Police were called after a man returned home after the time his wife told him to be home. The couple is going through a divorce and her lawyer said to have police respond if her husband did not follow all her rules. Police said there isn't anything legally the police department can do about a curfew set for an adult.

February 26th City of Verona
A 54-year-old man accidentally accelerated abruptly and drove through a wine store. Nobody was injured but one twenty-minute parking sign and 1600 bottles of wine were destroyed in the crash.

February 5th Village of Oregon
A 49-year-old man called police to report he paid an unknown woman $50 and a pack of cigarettes for "companionship". However, the woman then left in an unknown vehicle. The man did not know the woman's name but referred to her only as "Beautiful Laquehsa".

February 6th Village of Oregon
A 50-year-old man called police and reported his vehicle had been broken into while parked outside the high school. When an officer arrived, it was discovered that the car had NOT been broken into but that the door was ajar because the man had closed it on the seatbelt.

February 20th City of Neenah
A person asked to speak to an officer about a man who approached her at the Neenah library and asked if she recognized him before giving her an autographed photo of himself. Police learned the man was a marathon runner..

March 4th City of Marshfield
A resident called police to report someone had left a suspicious Ouija board in front of his house. The man later called back to request police discontinue their investigation of the incident.


posted by: Rick and Len at 11:01 am Comment On This Post

mar 2nd


February 23rd City of Portage
Police responded to a report of a 32-year-old man who was told he could not drive while drunk to the Chinese restaurant to get missing packets of sweet and sour sauce.

February 13th City of Menasha
A woman on Second Street called for police assistance because her 14-year-old daughter was upset about being assigned additional chores and was yelling, cursing and slamming the door.

February 14th City of Waukesha
A caller in an apartment advised police of a noise complaint after hearing a man and woman scream at each other and the woman say what sounded like "Ow, you're hurting me." The caller also reportedly heard some moaning from the apartment. Police determined the sounds came from three intoxicated residents being loud while playing a spirited game of Yahtzee.

February 26th City of Beaver Dam
Police were called to a Wayland Street Address after two men and two women got into a fight over milk and cereal. No arrests were made.

February 21st City of Beaver Dam
Someone told police two kids were messing around with a bike that had been in a bike rack. An officer arrived on the scene put the bike back in the bike rack.

February 16th City of Mayville
A 39-year-old man called police and reported that a 42-year-old man came home intoxicated, was cursing and began throwing coffee filters at him. The 42-year-old coffee filter thrower was arrested for disorderly conduct.

February 16th City of Waukesha
A caller was concerned because a man who was in the bathroom of the cosmetology training facility for more than 10 minutes after he had claimed he had lost a bet at work and has to dress like a woman. The man had also asked the caller, if she thought he would look better in a skirt or dress? The man eventually left the business in a black-and-white dress without any further problems.

February 21st City of Germantown
Police responded to a residence after a caller phoned 911 to report his father turned off the electricity to his bedroom. When officers spoke with the caller and his father, they discovered the father disconnected the electricity to his son’s room because the son refused to turn down music that he was playing excessively loud, and police warned the son about the proper use of 911. However, shortly after police left the residence, the son called 911 again to report his dad still had not turned the electricity to his room back on. Police returned to the home and arrested the son...who is 31-years-old...for misuse of 911.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

feb 22nd
As I write this, I am at in my room at the Iberostar Paraiso Lindo on the Mexican Riviera, birds are chirping and cawing outside my window and I am at one with the bed. Being at one with the bed is a rare sensation. It means the room is the just the right temperature, the bed is just the right firmness, I am perfectly relaxed and, despite there being a million things to do here, I never want to get up. It was an early night last night. The day started with an pre-dawn trip to the airport and quality time spent with a TSA agent who apparently learned manners from Attila the Hun. That was followed by my first flight on Aero-Mexico. Very sweet. Most modern plane I've flown on. Every seat has it's entertainment center with choices of free movies and TV shows. They even served food! Then, after an unusually long slog through the Cancun airport (that's the small price you pay to get to paradise) it was was a pleasant bus ride with a couple beers to the resort. What I've seen of it so far is quite lush and beautiful and the bartender in the lobby bar REALLY makes some nice drinks. The Don Julio margaritas on the rocks were sublime. After making sure our equipment works for Monday morning's broadcast, it was a short jaunt to the resort's taco shop for delicious garlic sausage tacos. It was still early but it had been a long day and I was spent. After a great night's sleep last night (Other than waking once with a Charlie horse. Must remember to hydrate more!), I am ready to face the day and embark on some truly great adventure. If only I can convince myself to get out of bed. -Rick-
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feb 16th


SIGNS YOUR FAVORITE SNL CHARACTERS HAVE GOTTEN OLD

10. Neither Wayne nor Garth can “Schwing” without Viagra.

9. The Blues Brothers are now so named due to the color of their varicose veins. 

8. As a result of their high cholesterol and blood pressure, Greek diner now serving only “Turkey burger, turkey burger, turkey burger. Caffeine Free Coke, no Pepsi”.  

7. Dieter from Sprockets no longer asks guests to touch his monkey...because it died of old age.

6. Stefan now thinks that New York's hottest new club is AARP.  

5. Debbie Downer changed name to Debbie Dependent after getting strung out of powerful anti-depressants.

4. Bass-o-Matic salesman has lost interest in getting a good piece of bass.

3. Pat was recently hospitalized for either a hysterectomy or vasectomy.

2. Instead of claiming to be married to Morgan Fairchild, Tommy Flanagan now claims to be married to Betty White...yeah, Betty White…that's the ticket!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:51 am Comment On This Post

feb 13th
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week... Sheboygan Alderman Kevin Matichek and who was charged with sexual assault of a child this week and Hortonville Village Administrator Patrick Vaile who this week was formally charged with allegedly possessing child pornography.

So,

For allegedly doing worse things sober than anything former Sheboygan Mayor Bob Ryan ever did drunk.

For together accumulating more charges than a lithium battery.

And for lowering our opinion of public servants...which, like Larry King's balls, was something I didn't think could get an lower.

We are proud to name Sheboygan Alderman Kevin Matichek and Hortonville Village Administrator Patrick Vaile who both landed in hot water this week after alleged despicable offenses as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:29 am Comment On This Post

feb 5th


When Packer Letroy Guion was busted in Florida this week he had a gun, a little under a pound of weed and $190,028.81 in cash. That seems like a lot of walking around money! So, here are some signs...

YOU MIGHT BE CARRYING TOO MUCH MONEY

If you’ve ever gotten a hernia making change for a twenty… you might be carrying too much money.

If you’ve ever accidentally broken someone’s toe when one of the wheels on your WALLET rolled over their foot…you might be carrying too much money.

If your backpack has more Benjamin’s than a “Dress as You’re your Favorite Founding Father” costume party…. you might be carrying too much money.

If, in a pinch, your money clip can double as a bear trap…you might be carrying too much money.

If you’ve got more dead presidents than Arlington National Cemetery… you might be carrying too much money.

If you’ve got a bigger wad than the one Bill Clinton left on Monica’s dress… you might be carrying too much money.

If when pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving and found with a gun and about a pound of weed and the judge sets bond at $100,000 and all you can think to say is, “Do you take cash?” …you are definitely carrying too much money.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:46 am Comment On This Post

feb 3rd


THINGS TO ASK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU GET IN A FIGHT WITH THE TWO HOOKERS YOU HIRED THE MORNING AFTER THE SUPER BOWL WHEN YOU WORK FOR THE NFL NETWORK

10. Was having a Viagra with my Rice Krispies really my best breakfast option?

9. When I get my ass fired for this, how much will the NFL Network's rating go up?

8. How much of a pay cut will I have to take going from NFL analyst to working part time at Foot Locker?

7. If I get arrested, lose my job and become a national laughing stock, will it be any more embarrassing that the season I spent on Dancing With The Stars?

6. Considering that I just filed for bankruptcy, wouldn't it be more cost effective to only hire one hooker to fight with?

5. Who would make a better cellmate: Aaron Hernandez or Darren Sharper?

4. Should I just punch the hookers or blindside them like I did Chad Clifton?

3. If I really want to hang out with a couple disreputable whores, shouldn't I just get in the booth at Fox with Buck and Aikman?

2. If instead of getting in a fight with hookers, I just kill a dude like ESPN's Ray Lewis, will I get to keep my job?

1. As far as making bad decisions go, how will this compare with Pete Carroll’s choice to pass instead of run on the one yard line?

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:18 am Comment On This Post

jan 31st

(post crescent photo)

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...whomever was responsible for securing the cover on the grease trap at Denny's in Grand Chute that lead to a 3 year old boy falling about 8 feet into about 4 feet of stinky, oily muck. The cover is supposed to be held on with eight screws and according to the Post Crescent, it had none.

So, 

For not realizing that the phrase "shut your filthy trap" doesn't just apply to Tom Brady's potty mouth during big games.

For conducting the worst job of covering something up since the Watergate break in.

For being responsible for a 3-year-old child getting so thoroughly saturated in grease, many Wisconsinites could barely contain their urges deep fry and eat him.

We are proud to name whomever was in charge of securing the cover on the grease trap at Denny’s in Grand Chute that caused a 3-year-old boy to fall in as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jan 30th

OTHER INDICATORS THAT GREEN BAY IS THE MOST ROMANTIC CITY IN AMERICA

10. Pollution from paper mill smokestacks makes romantic sunsets all the more colorful.

9. For a romantic Saturday night you can always go to the NEW Zoo to watch the monkeys hump.

8. Green Bay girls will let you stick your brat in their buns.

7. Where else but Bay Beach can you give your date a good ride for as little as a quarter.

6. Guys know that taking a date to the Tundra Lodge is guaranteed to make her wet. 

5. Left over grease from Friday fish fries perfect for aromatic hot oil massages.

4. You only have to drive your date 20 miles south anytime you want to kiss her where it stinks.

3. Female ice fishing enthusiasts will sometimes let a special guy do it in her ice hole.  

2. You can take long walks together in the lush, over-grown jungle-like habitat that is Mayor Jim Schmitt's eyebrows.

1. There is nothing more romantic than holding your girlfriend’s hair after a long day of tailgating.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:41 am Comment On This Post

jan 26th
Last week Kristin Cavallari left hubby Jay Cutler alone with the kids for a few days. She Instagramed this text she received from Jay.




THINGS THAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK WHILE JAY CUTLER WAS TAKING CARE OF HIS KIDS BY HIMSELF

10. Hamper full of 4 days of poopie diapers stunk up their house almost as badly as Jay stunk up Solider Field all season.

9. While Jay was throwing the kids in the bathtub, they were intercepted by Sam Shields.

8. Tried giving the one year old a bottle but unlike his father, the kid doesn’t suck.

7. Older boy wanted a bedtime story but, just like opposing defenses, Jay can’t read them.

6. Thought the kids were covered in dark bruises but they had only gotten into daddy’s mascara.

5. Both children have diaper rash making them almost as butt-hurt as their father.

4. Jay didn’t like the idea of changing diapers any more than Packer fans like the idea of the Bears changing starting quarterback.

3. Was unable to put the kids to sleep due to lack of available Bears game film.

2. All that breastfeeding was making his nipples sore.

1. Got so sick and tired of the endless crying….the kids kept begging him to stop.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:00 am Comment On This Post