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jun 27th


June 24th City of Greenfield
A woman called 911 to request police assistance because she and her husband were being held hostage by their cat. The woman told the 911 operator, “The cat attacked my husband and we're kind of hostage in our house and we're just wondering who we should call to do something, to get rid of the cat or help us". Police ended the hostage situation by capturing the cat and turning over to animal control.

June 24th City of Appleton
A city resident witnessed a driver pull up behind a convenience store on South Oneida Street where the driver rolled down the window and littered by tossing out a lit cigarette butt. The vehicle the culprit was driving was described as a black and white car with red and blue lights on the top and the words "Appleton Police" on the side.

June 24th City of Sheboygan
A woman on 8th Street called police to report the devil had been in her apartment but had now left and gone to the library.

April 2nd City of Verona
A 41-year-old driver was cited after she struck a tree. The woman told police she became lightheaded after swallowing funny while eating cereal and talking on the phone while driving and had tried to pull over but passed out, causing her to strike a mailbox before crossing the street into oncoming traffic, and then hitting the tree.

March 18th City of Verona
A Belleville woman reported her brother had threatened to urinate and spit on their mother’s grave in the Verona cemetery. The officers documented the incident but observed there was no indication the man, who lives in Stoughton, would have the means to get to Verona in order to spit and urinate on the mother's grave.

June 19th City of Franklin
A 27-year-old man was taken into custody for disorderly conduct after he caused a disturbance in the pool area at the apartment complex where he resides. The man, who was drunk, became upset when he was thrown out of the pool for splashing children.

March 20th City of Verona
A woman called police and reported she smelled marijuana at her ex-husband's residence while dropping off their son. Hey responding officer determined that what the woman smelled was a vanilla candle.

June 20th City of Oak Creek
A caller reported a group of kids lying in the middle of the road on a busy street. The children were reportedly doing so to get drivers to stop to purchase the lemonade they were selling.

April 6th City of Verona
A caller reported seeing a man and woman chasing each other naked down the street in the middle of the afternoon. A man at a nearby address told officers he had hired an escort who had tried to get additional money from him before leaving the residence and getting in the car with another man. The man said he had closed and locked the door so they couldn’t get back inside, and they left. There was no explanation for why they were now running and naked.

June 3rd Village of Harrison
A caller told police he put up a fence to keep the neighbor's dog out of the yard. The neighbor sprayed Round Up on their plants. A dead rhubarb plant was blamed on the subject and thrown over the fence to the other side. Yelling profanities was also observed and a "no trespassing" sign with a derogatory comment was posted. Both neighbors were warned by police did not have any contact with each other, even I contact, or disorderly conduct citations would be given out.

June 24th Sheboygan County
Authorities were called to a residence where a man had left town on a trip and in his absence his mother and sister were trying to kick the man's wife out of her own home.

June 13th City of Waukesha
An 85-year-old man was spotted sunbathing naked in his driveway. A police report said the man was intoxicated, "extremely uncooperative" and argumentative with officers who spoke to him. He did, however, confirm that he tans nude in his driveway.

June 22nd City of Marshfield
A man reported a 60-year-old woman hit him in the head with a baking pan. The woman admitted to striking the man with the baking pan but told police it was only to get his attention.

June 3rd Village of Hilbert
A 94-year-old woman called police to report she is feeling harassed by a man who has been calling her several times a day and asked her out on a "romantic date".

June 22nd Village of Nekoosa
A woman called for police assistance after finding a large spider in her residence.

June 13th City of Brookfield
A woman reported to police that while she was viewing a Facebook page intended for University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee students trying to find roommates, she observed a picture of a man described as being of Iranian ethnicity standing in a dorm room. The woman was advised there was nothing illegal in the picture.
posted by: Rick and Len at 1:00 pm Comment On This Post

jun 24th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…whomever was responsible for making sure that cars on the Zippin Pippin don’t crash into each other. As you probably know, the Zippin Pippin roller coaster at Bay Beach in Green Bay currently remains closed after an accident Monday left three people injured. Little is known about the injuries suffered by the three victims, however, at least one is believed to have a sustained a badly sprained or even lightly fractured pippin.

So, For making a ride that travels at speeds of 40 mph with a drop of 70 feet feel almost as scary and unsafe as traveling highway 441 most mornings.

For actions leading to hordes of people not be able to mount and ride it for a week...sorta like the effect menstruation has on the Kardashian sisters.

And for tainting the reputation of the ride’s most enthusiastic supporter, Mayor Jim Schmitt. And even worse, for making me use the words “Mayor Jim Schmitt” and “taint” in the same sentence. (Don’t want to think about it! Don’t want to think about it!)

We are proud to name whomever was responsible for keeping the Zippin Pippin safe as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:17 am Comment On This Post

jun 22nd


YOUR PIPPIN MIGHT NOT BE ZIPPIN’.

If it’s slower than George W. Bush doing long division…your Pippin might not be Zippin’.

If it goes up and down fewer times than Rick’s zipper at a week long orgy…your Pippin might not be Zippin’.

If it has fewer twists and turns than a drive across Nebraska…your Pippin might not be Zippin’.

If it’s as likely to leave you stranded as a 3 hour tour on the S.S. Minnow…your Pippin might not be Zippin’.

If it offers fewer thrills than a romantic weekend with Zsa Zsa Gabor…your Pippin might not be Zippin’.

If it spends more time at a stand-still than you in your morning commute on an icy morning on Highway 41…your Pippin might not be Zippin’.

If it’s fuse has been blown more times than a Motley Crue roadie…your Pippin might not be Zippin’.

If it elicits fewer squeals of delight than a male stripper at Melissa Etheridge concert…your Pippin might not be Zippin’.

And if it’s been shut down because some riders got rear-ended harder than Jared Fogel on prison shower night…your Pippin is definitely not Zippin’!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:11 am Comment On This Post

jun 21st


The new Gallup pole indicates that congress has an impressive 13% approval rating. Here are some...

WAYS CONGRESS COULD BOOST THEIR POPULARITY

10. Vote to authorize use of Obamacare funds to buy every red blooded American two six packs and a hooker.

9. Authorize the use of military force to keep the peace in Green Bay City Council meetings.

8. Pass bill requiring the US Postal Service to add LSD to the glue they use on postage stamps. And while it may not improve their popularity, it will make old people mailing letters talk about more interesting things than how it used to only cost a nickel to mail a first class letter.

7. Threaten to defund the Environmental Protection Agency unless they designate Kim Kardashian’s lady hole as a Super Fund clean-up site.

6. Approve funding for search and rescue mission to retrieve missing Americans who have been lost or trapped in Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt’s eyebrows.

5. Approve immediate use of FEMA funds to treat people affected by prolonged exposure to Joe Buck doing golf coverage.

4. Prosecute the Verizon “Can You Hear Me Now” guy who is now doing ads for Sprint on Federal treason charges. 3. Entertain a worried nation by hosting a National Kick a Congressman in the Crotch contest.

2. Shore up both floundering bottled water and distilled vinegar industries by voting to authorize drilling in Jay Cutler.

1. Have them reveal to a grateful nation that the 2016 presidential campaign has really just been a very entertaining exercise in performance art before introducing the real candidates; two bright, normal likeable people capable of logical reasoning and civilized discourse and who don’t have chunks of anthracite coal where their souls should be and piles of fresh, steaming horse manure where their brains should be.

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:40 am Comment On This Post

jun 21st

Not an actual menasha pig...

June 9th City of Menasha
Officers were dispatched to an Elmwood Drive address to check the welfare of a dog that a neighbor said had been barking outside for several days. When they arrived at the residence, officers found what appeared to be a large pool with fish in it in the dog owner's basement, and a very large adult pig sleeping in the living room.

June 7th Village of Germantown
A resident told police someone called and told him his wife was in a terrible accident, and they needed him to put money in his shoe and place it beneath a street sign on a cul-de-sac. The man said he put $500 in cash and a few prepaid Wal-Mart cards in his shoe and placed the show inside a paper bag at the predetermined location before hearing from his wife who was ok, at which point he started to think it might be a scam. Responding officers were able to locate and retrieve the man's shoe.

June 12th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller told police that a family member had climbed through their window claiming he was being chased by ninjas wearing white masks. The caller told police they believed the man might've been hallucinating.

June 7th City of Menominee Falls
Police were called to a hospital were a woman who was not pleased with the care she received responded by throwing rubber gloves around the room. By the time officers arrived, the woman had thrown three boxes of rubber gloves on the floor and picked up a handful of brochures that she then threw all over the foyer as she was leaving.

June 10th Village of Jackson
An officer recognized a 23-year-old Sheboygan man who was holding a pitcher of beer during the Action in Jackson festivities. The man had assaulted the same officer without provocation and is now on probation, and prohibited from consuming alcohol. When the officer smelled alcohol on the man’s breath and tried to arrest him, the man put his bicycle between them and took off on foot. An hour later, the man posted a taunting message on Facebook about eluding the cops leading to a Sheboygan County deputy going to the man's home and arresting him. The man claimed he wasn’t in Jackson and had “no idea” why he was being arrested. He was chagrined when the officer told him that he had a “screen shot” of his taunting Facebook post.

June 16th Dane County
A firm that manages an apartment building hired a service to "trim" a tree in the yard, but a 59-year-old woman refused to remove herself from the tree's base leading to a request from the trimmers for police intervention. An officer tried to convince the woman the crew was not going to chop down the tree, but only "give it a haircut of sorts". The woman still would not budge, explaining targeted branches shade her porch. The officer suggested alternatives for shade like an umbrella or an awning. But the woman told the officer one of the main reasons she picked this apartment was for the trees. She was not interested in a human-made canopy and insisted police take her to jail...which they did. 

June 6th City of Brookfield
Police were called to respond to a report of a man wearing fatigues running through yards, hiding under trees and taking pictures of houses. Police made contact with the subject, a 34-year-old man, who advised officers he was just trying to determine whose dog was defecating in neighborhood yards.

June 15th City of Sheboygan
Police received a report of a woman on Main Street attempting to steal a bicycle while wearing a black sweatshirt that had been "Bedazzled".

June 16th City of Beaver Dam
A man called police and reported that another man came up to him and told him that he is spying on him. He told police this has happened more than once.

June 14th Village of Arpin
A resident requested a welfare check on a small child locked in a car, because the child had been in the vehicle at least a half hour and wasn't moving. Deputies determined the child... was a mannequin. June 9th City of Menasha Officers were dispatched for a report of a male who was walking down the sidewalk yelling and throwing bricks.

June 14th City of Marshfield
A woman reported to police that an unknown person texted her an obscene message. The messages sender called the woman "Monica" which the caller told police is not her name.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:25 am Comment On This Post

jun 21st


THINGS RICK WOULD THINK ABOUT TO DELAY THE MOMENT IF HE WAS ACTUALLY HAVING SEX

10. Appleton Mayor Tim Hanna in his big floppy hat.

9. Len playing the greatest hits of Iggy Azalea on his accordion.

8. Licking Main Street in Fond du Lac clean on Saturday night.

7. The governor’s cold, wonky eye.

6. Tom Milbourn doing the chicken dance in a banana hammock.

5. What it would feel like to wear a hand knitted sweater made exclusively from hair extracted from warts on Rosie O’Donnell’s back fat.

4. What Kaukauna would smell like if you added a Limburger cheese factory.

3. Donald Trump giving me the finger while wearing baby mittens on his wee-little hands.

2. A cupcake frosted with pus from Carol’s infected ear hole.

1. Doing hand stands in a Porta John on the last day of Country USA.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:19 am Comment On This Post

jun 17th



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…Robert R. Thalheim, the 45-year old man who was trapped beneath a 2016 GMC Sierra at Meyer Motors in Sheboygan County early Sunday after he apparently used a jack that couldn’t support the weight of the truck and it collapsed while he was under it allegedly trying to steal the rims….AND his believed accomplice who apparently fled with one of the rims and leaving the truck atop his friend’s skull. When police found Thalheim, he reportedly told them he was "doing something bad" when the truck fell on him.

So,

For proving there are two guys in this area even more heartless and incompetent than us.

For proving there is nothing more uncomfortable than a painful rim job.

And for showing that karma doesn’t always come back to bite you on the ass. Sometimes, it just parks on your head.

We are proud to Robert R. Thalheaim, name the guy who got trapped under a pick-up truck while allegedlly trying to steal the rims and his accomplice who apparently ran away and left him there as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenies of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:24 am Comment On This Post

jun 13th


May 26th City of Greendale
A 77-year-old man was cited for lewd and lascivious behavior after a police officer found him masturbating in front of a 61-year-old man in the men's bathroom in the picnic area of a park. According to police, the 61-year-old man was facing the suspect and "rooting him on".

June 6th Dane County
Police responded to a report of a burglary. The culprit appears to have entered the home through an unlocked door; stole a gun, ammunition and money and dumped the homeowner's father's ashes in a frying pan on the kitchen stove.

June 5th City of Shawano
A woman on West 5th Street called police to report her boyfriend moved out of their shared dwelling and took all the remote-controls with him.

May 25th City of Neenah
A caller informed police there is a female in a vehicle ON one of the roundabouts on Breezewood Lane. When the caller asked the woman if she needed help, the woman just swore at her.

June 7th City of Delafield
An anonymous caller reported two men "having a hippie music festival" in the median of Highway 83. The caller was concerned the men might be a traffic hazard, however, he noted that the banjo skills of one of the men were "not too bad".

June 6th City of Waukesha

An intoxicated man reportedly tried to start an Uber driver's car without the keys. The driver had removed the keys because the man injured himself by hanging onto the outside of the vehicle while it was moving before climbing into the car.

June 10th City of La Crosse
Police responded to a 911 call from a woman who reported that her jealous boyfriend just set fire to a car belonging to a man who gave her a ride home from the bar. When police arrived, the jealous boyfriend was sitting on the porch watching the vehicle burn while drinking a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

May 28th City of Waukesha
A man told police he was napping and did not need medical attention when someone called to report the man was lying unconscious on the sidewalk. The man was awake when police arrived and told officers he was very upset someone had contacted police on his behalf because they were concerned about his well-being.

June 4th City of Oak Creek
A woman flipped over some flower planters, pulled out newly planted flowers and threw them on the roof of a home. The woman was reportedly angry because the residents of the home didn't answer their doorbell.

May 29th City of Wauwatosa
A man called police and reported that he left his gold teeth on the table at Denny's and somebody took them. The man's missing gold teeth were valued at $1260.

June 4th Village of Germantown
A resident called police to report someone had vandalized their Christmas decorations.

June 8th City of Beaver Dam
Police were called to Swan City Park were a resident reported seeing a 14-year-old boy kick a soda machine. When an officer arrived at the scene of the crime, he located the 14-year-old boy, who admitted to having kicked the soda machine, and his friend. Police banned both the soda machine kicker and his friend from the park for 60 days.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:51 am Comment On This Post

jun 13th



TOP TEN BEST THINGS ABOUT HAVING ROSS HERE INSTEAD OF LEN

9. Ross doesn’t beat me with a switch the way Len does if I only come up with nine items for the top ten list.

8. Cuts the old people smell in the studio by half.

7. Women are drawn to Ross’s adorable muffin ass like flies to poop.

6. Ross smells only of stale beer and resentment not patchouli and hippy juice like Len does after his long weekends.

5. I have someone in the studio to Twerk with during AC/DC songs.

4. Ross doesn’t complain as much as Len does about helping me manscape.

3. Reduces Carol’s bitching about having to “work with those a-holes” by almost 20%.

2. Ross’ sunny disposition and vibrant personality gives me an excuse to take an extra Prozac.

1. Since Ross doesn’t play accordion, he doesn’t need me to periodically rub medicated balm on his chaffed nipples.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:35 am Comment On This Post

jun 6th


May 27th City of Delafield
A women asked police to speak to a worker at the Highway C construction site who she said would consistently blow kisses at her as she was driving through the construction zone. The woman wanted the worker to stop blowing her kisses. Officers were unable to find the kissy construction worker.

June 3rd City of Sheboygan
Police were called to an Indiana Avenue location to assist with a man's disengaged colostomy bag.

May 25th City of Franklin
Officers responded to an apartment building where a 58-year-old woman allegedly stole her neighbor's patio chairs then threatened to hit him with a baseball bat and cut off his wiener. Police told to the woman not to have any more contact with her neighbor. Shortly after officers left, the woman phoned her neighbor and used obscene language while yelling at him for getting her in trouble.

June 5th City of Oshkosh
Police received a report of a highly intoxicated man driving a motorized wheelchair near 10th and Main. The man reportedly mistook his credit card for his cigarette and was trying to light it.

May 28th Waupaca County
The sheriff’s department received a report of a man who flashed a gun doing a confrontation with another man who was picking asparagus in a ditch.

June 1st City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported he was at a tavern in his boxers and wanted to go to jail, because he had nowhere to go and no pants. The man told police a friend threw his pants in a tree while he was swimming at the friend's house.

May 22nd Village of Shorewood
A 49-year-old man, described as intoxicated, was causing a disturbance in a grocery store telling people he had a pet snake in a bag. Police escorted the man out of the store but verified that the man did have a very small snake.

May 22nd City of Whitefish Bay
Police were called after a man became disorderly while demanding a refund because there was no cheese on his sandwich at Jimmy Johns. After police arrived, the cheese was added to his sandwich and the man left without further disruption".

May 30th City of Oak Creek
A male was taken into custody after he allegedly threatened his parents, shoved them, and threatened to fight any officers who were called to the home. The suspect was allegedly upset because his parents wouldn't allow him to go "hang out".

May 20th City of Menomonee Falls
A 40-year-old man was taken into custody after he damaged his mother's vegetable garden by pulling several plants out by the roots. The suspect was apparently angry with his mother and brother because they transplanted two small trees without his permission.

May 27th City of Beaver Dam
Someone called and reported to police that there was a man wearing a dress at Kwik Trip.

May 27th City of Beaver Dam
A man who bought and paid for a live hog online called police complained to police that the on-line business he bought it from doesn't exist and he never got his live hog.

May 30th Village of Port Edwards
Police responded to a report from someone in Ripple Creek Park of seeing a man talking to the trees.

May 30th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report that a neighbor attacked her boyfriend while he was on a riding lawnmower.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:52 am Comment On This Post

jun 3rd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week….a 30-year-old Suamico man who had reportedly been drinking, and early Sunday crashed his car into a concrete highway barrier on the flyover connecting northbound I-43 to northbound I-41. According to reports, the man then left his car and jumped over the guardrail, apparently not realizing he was 43 FEET ABOVE THE GROUND.

Amazingly, the man was not too seriously injured.

So, For falling further than Chipotle sales after their last e-coli outbreak.

For dropping faster than a Kardashian sister’s panties in an NBA locker room.

And for being luckier than a dog with four balls just to be alive.

We are proud the a 30-year-old Suamico man who, after crashing his car into the concrete highway barrier, jumped off the flyover at I-41 and 43 not noticing he was 43 feet above ground level as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:47 am Comment On This Post

may 31st


May 22nd City of Greenfield
Police were called to the Petco with three young boys were taking turtles out of their cages, then taking them into the restroom and watching them swim in the toilets.

May 23rd City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported his neighbor woman threatened to have someone beat him up if he didn't stop photographing her dog's feces.

May 29th Village of Howard
A 30-year-old Suamico man, who had reportedly been drinking, crashed his car into a concrete highway barrier on the flyover connecting northbound I43 to northbound I41. The man then left his car and jumped over the guardrail, apparently not realizing he was 43 feet above the ground. Amazingly, the man was not seriously injured but did receive two broken wrists and an OWI.

May 18th Village of Jackson
Officers met with a 32-year-old woman who informed them that the man who used to live in the apartment below hers was half-human, half-demon.



May 20th City of Oak Creek
Police responded to a home after a woman reported a teenager was ringing her doorbell and then acting like a bush. The boy, who was wearing a camouflage ghillie suit, was given a verbal warning and turned over to his mother.

May 11th City of Menomonee Falls
Officers were called to the Hallmark Store where a man was caught in the act of shoplifting Wizard of Oz figurines.

May 22nd City of Beaver Dam
A resident called police to report seeing a 42-year-old man in Swan City Park wearing thermal underwear with tape around him, rolling on the ground and talking to people who are not there. The man was told not to do it again and banned from all city parks for 60 days.

May 10th City of Neenah
A caller reported her mother broke her phone and kept it. After speaking with the caller, she admitted the phone actually belonged to her mother.

May 29th City of Plymouth
A resident called police to report her neighbor is planting varmints in her yard.

May 23rd City of Beaver Dam
A woman reported to police that someone came to her residence and put a bobby pin in the doorbell so that it would not stop ringing.

May 23rd City of Beaver Dam
A woman on Henry Street called police to report seeing a man putting a long gun case in a car. A responding officer discovered that the "long gun case" was actually a pool cue.

May 14th City of Mayville
A 63-year-old man reported that his birdhouse, which had been placed on a 15-foot post, had been tipped over and ripped apart. The officer observed screw drivers, hammers, a cordless drill, a photo album and three peanut butter jars near the damaged bird house. The officer made contact with two twin 6-year-old boys who lived across the street who claimed they had been trying to “repair the birdhouse". The boys’ father paid $60 in restitution for the damages.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:25 am Comment On This Post

may 27th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Green Bay’s dumbest drunk driver of last weekend.

Let me explain. Last Friday night/Saturday morning, Green Bay’s OWI Taskforce had a sobriety checkpoint with mobile processing unit in the heart of downtown Green Bay, complete with medical staff to do blood draws, a judge to sign warrants and a city bus to hold drunk drivers until a sober person could pick them up. Nearby, a 50-year-old driver plowed into the front door of Karen’s Pub, hitting a group of people and injuring three women. He, while being a strong contender, is NOT Green Bay’s dumbest drunk driver of last weekend. Nor are they Weenie of the Week.

No, Green Bay’s dumbest drunk driver of last weekend and Weenie of the Week is the person who, following that accident; with the aforementioned city bus, fire units and 4 or 5 squad cars all on the scene, and the car from the accident piled up in front of Karen’s, everything police say should make clear that "Hey, if you drive drunk, this could be you", still walked out of nearby bar, allegedly drunk , got in their car and drove right into the back of one of the Green Bay squad cars at the sobriety check point.

So,

For driving drunk despite the warnings to not do so being as clear as a choirboy’s urine sample.

For having a harder time reading the writing on the wall than Stevie Wonder in a blindfold.

And for being the dumbest, drunk driver in Green Bay which is sort of like being the biggest douchenozzle on the Green Bay city council.

We are proud to name the reportedly drunken driver who crashed into the back of a Green Bay squad car at a sobriety checkpoint...as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:01 am Comment On This Post

may 27th


May 12th City of Waukesha
Two anonymous callers were concerned about a male they saw lying down on the sidewalk because they thought he might not be breathing. Officers spoke to the male, who said he lays down on the sidewalk from time to time when he gets tired while walking home. He told police he might make a sign saying, "It's OK, I'm not dead," to set out when he lays down on the sidewalk in the future to avoid any more confusion or concern.

May 19th City of Green Bay
Police responded to a report of a bare naked man running up the southbound ramp on Atkinson Drive.

May 18th City of Sheboygan
Police were called to retrieve a cocktail shaker left on a sidewalk.

May 7th City of Waukesha
A friendly gesture almost came to a bad ending around after a women told police some of her jewelry and a purse were stolen from her home. According to police, the woman found out after reporting the theft that her roommate had taken the items to be professionally cleaned for her for Mother's Day and returned them to the woman. The caller chose not press charges.

May 7th Village of Germantown
A caller reported finding a dead badger on the side of the road and asked if he could claim it. Police contacted the Wisconsin DNR who said that no one can legally possess a badger because it is an endangered species.

May 14th Village of Pewaukee
Police received a call from a man who complained that his McDonald's food was cold. Police contacted the McDonald's manager, who said that the man, who has made frivolous calls in the past, was no longer welcome at the restaurant.

May 15th Village of Pewaukee
A 25-year-old man "flipped off" a police officer while riding his bike in the middle the road. When the officer stopped him, the bicyclist explained he was upset about a previous arrest. A police report said the man ultimately apologized to the officer and promised not to flip him off ever again.

May 17th Village of Arpin
A woman reported finding between 25 to 35 bottles of a brownish liquid in what had been an empty dumpster. An investigation by a deputy determined the brownish liquid was chewing tobacco spit.

May17th Wood County
A caller reported someone in his neighborhood was chasing and hitting birds with sticks.

May 18th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man reported a neighbor was watering his lawn and the caller thinks the neighbor's water is bad.

May 18th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported someone stole his car. Officers determined the man was drunk and suggested he take a nap and think really hard about the car's location.

May 16th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported he had been locked out of his apartment for about an hour and there is a pizza baking in his oven. Police were able to help the caller get back into his apartment, however, the pizza was believed to be a total loss.

May 16th Grand Rapids in Wood County
A police officer spoke to a property owner who had placed a pile of pine needles in the road. The woman told the officer she would have her son remove the pine needles from the road as soon as possible.

May 11th City of Antigo
Officers responded to a 911 hang up call. When they spoke to the male subject, he was given a stern warning about making 911 hang up calls. This was the sixth hang up call the man had made to 911 since December. The man was told he may receive a citation for misuse of 911 if he did it again. The man then told the officer that next time he was just going to say he was calling in a drunk driver. The officer then gave the man a warning about calling in false information.

May 14th City of Antigo
Police received a 911 call from a man who told them he was taking a nap and must've accidentally dialed 911 in his sleep. The call was the same man police gave a stern warning to three days earlier about misuse of 911. This was the man's 7th 911 call since December. He told officers to just give him a ticket. 12 minutes after police left the man's home...he called 911 again and hung up.

May 21st City of Sheboygan
A woman called police to report her granddaughter was out-of-control and trying to bite her.

May 13th City of Beaver Dam Police received a report that an intoxicated man drove up to the drive through window at Wendy's and tried to order a beer.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:34 am Comment On This Post

may 20th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…51-year-old Timothy Saling of Farmington Hills, Michigan who, Monday, was arrested at the American Club in Kohler. Police responded to a medical call at the American Club and made contact with a man, later identified as Saling, lying on the ground outside and screaming.

The officer smelled a strong odor of intoxicants on Saling's breath. When asked if had any injuries, Saling responded by barking and growling like a dog. When paramedics arrived on scene and offered to help Saling back to his room, as he could not walk on his own, he punched one of them several times in the ear and head. At that point, Saling, who was found to have a blood-alcohol level of .253, reportedly began growling and barking like a dog once again.

So,

For actions that have landed him in the doghouse, where, I’m assuming he’s going to feel right at home.

For behavior that makes you hope the Betty Ford Center has a kennel.

And for barking and growling at police…which, I’m guessing, they at least find preferable to him sniffing their crotches.

We are proud to name alleged drunken, barking, growling, head puncher Timothy Saling as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:49 am Comment On This Post

may 18th


TOP TEN REASONS WHY AREA RESIDENTS DRINK SO MUCH

10. State DOT program where you get one free drunk driving arrest for every 10 punches on your card, far more popular than anticipated.

9. We're just trying to emulate the current governor by drinking until we can’t see straight.

8. We're just trying to emulate a former governor by drinking until we can’t speak straight.

7. Without fees collected from drunk driving repeat offenders, we’ wouldn't be able to afford never ending construction on Highway 41.

6. Hey, you try watching the Milwaukee Brewers sober.

5. People would never be able to survive the WAPL International Incident without an intensive year-round training regimen.

4. Thirty years ago, Appleton built a bridge leading into the downtown, then built a mall in the middle of the street so you couldn’t get anywhere. You can only justify something like that by blaming it on generations of institutional alcoholism.

3. After eating a steady diet of deep fried cheese curds, without the benefit of blood thinning alcohol, the stuff in our veins would have the same consistency of a nice fondue.

2. I swear to god, there is a number 2, I'm just too damn drunk right now to remember it!

1. You can’t wash the bad taste out of your mouth that comes from losing the North Division to the Vikings with just milk or seltzer.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:30 am Comment On This Post

may 16th

Photo is NOT the moped helmet wearer from story below.

May 7th City of Marshfield
A 78-year-old landlord came into the Police Department to a report a dispute with one of his tenants. The landlord alleged that, during an argument, the tenant flipped the top of landlord's moped helmet down and walked away. The tenant stated that he did not touch the 78-year-old landlord's moped helmet and that the helmet fell down on its own several times while the two were arguing.

May 9th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report that someone below his apartment was pushing his floor up. The caller also indicated that his upstairs neighbors were pushing his ceiling down.

May 11th City of Sheboygan
Police responded to a report of a man sitting outside of Wendy's, talking to himself and throwing water at passersby.

May 12th City of Marshfield
A man called police and reported his wife was throwing his items into the garbage contrary to a previous agreement made with officers that she would not throw away the man's things. The woman had reportedly thrown out her husband's nozzle.

May 14th City of Sheboygan
A vehicular chase on Kentucky Avenue ended with the driver throwing his hat over a fence.

May 6th Village of Pewaukee
A cleaning crew at the county technical college caught a student security officer in the act of eating two bags of potato chips and drinking a soda.

May 5th City of Delafield
A representative for an area company called police to report the theft of 600 pounds of used cooking oil.

April 25th City of Neenah
A caller reported a female walked out of the grocery store with a cart full of groceries she didn’t pay for. The woman then left the groceries sitting in the parking lot and got into a vehicle and left.

April 27th City of Neenah
The principal of a school called police and reported some sort of blue marker was used to write graffiti on different parts of the school. Based on the height of the graffiti, it is likely a fifth-grade student or younger and not gang related.

May 1st City of Neenah
A resident called police about a problem she was having with a robin's nest above her porch light. The birds are attacking her when she goes outside. She has requested assistance from the landlord and stated they are bird lovers so will not help her. An officer assisted in moving the robin’s nest to a nearby tree.

May 2nd City of Waukesha
A caller reported that the boy living in a neighboring apartment was yelling "I am going to kill you," and "I am going to stab you in the head." Police talked to the boy and he told them he was saying those things while playing a computer game with his on-line friend — not to anyone in the home. Police advised the boy to have more self-control.

May 7th City of Marshfield
A man told police that a woman threatened to have him incarcerated because he ate at Burger King instead of buying her son a new pair of shoes.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:41 am Comment On This Post

may 13th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week… Cody Fyffe, Julian Cedron, Brema H. Brema all from Milwaukee and Lillian Fong from Lake Geneva, two of whom were sentenced this week with crimes relating to their alleged January break-in of the abandoned Sheboygan County Comprehensive Health Center where they were hunting for ghosts.

The four reportedly read on-line that the former asylum was haunted and reportedly decided to break in a see for themselves. The amateur ghost hunters allegedly spent about an hour in the empty building before being discovered by the caretaker.

So,

For breaking INTO an asylum when you’d assume people seemingly this crazy might be more inclined to be breaking OUT of an asylum.

For not knowing that you don’t break into an old asylum that’s overseen by a mysterious caretaker looking for ghosts unless you have a psychedelic colored van and are accompanied by talking Great Dane and his stoner sidekick.

For not realizing that you don't break into an asylum in Sheboygan County to look for ghosts. You break into an asylum in Sheboygan County....to get away from all the crazy people.

We are proud to name....



Julian Cedron



Cody Fyffe



Brema H. Brema


and Lilian Fong...

...who got caught after they allegedly broke into the old Sheboygan Asylum to look for ghosts as this week's Rick and Len....WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:39 am Comment On This Post

may 11th


It was initially reported this past weekend that there had been a "stabbing" near UW-O. After it was discovered that the weapon was a bottleopener, the report to changed to indicated it was a "jabbing". One can only assume the following types of attacks are pending in Oshkosh.


An Ab-bing…That’s where you’re accosted by a physically fit man who humiliates you by publically comparing his six-pack to your half barrel.

A Fab-bing…That’s where roving bands of rouge interior designers invade your home and using bright, vibrant colors and lively wall treatments make it fabulous against your will.

A Drabbing…The opposite of a fab-ing. It’s where a group of anti-interior designers invade your already lovely home, and inspired by the look of downtown Menasha in the eighties, make it as drab and lifeless as Jeb Bush’s enthusiasm-bereft presidential campaign.

A Flab-bing..That’s where a large, sweaty man accosts you and, against your will, forces your face into his moist, clammy back fat.

A Gab-bing…that’s where you are set upon by some hooligan who, instead of physically injuring you, instead puts you through the slow, mindless, painful torture of having Appleton Mayor Tim Hanna tell you a story.

A Tab-bing…that's where someone forces you to drink the popular 60’s and 70’s era diet soda, Tab, which isn’t really that bad, unless you don’t like a beverage that tastes like Coke that was used to wash an old man’s taint.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:14 am Comment On This Post

may 11th

Inspired by Appleton Monthly's list, we came up with our own...

TOP TEN THINGS TO DO IN THE FOX VALLEY THIS SUMMER

10. Organize the 1st annual Kimberly Laxative Fest the weekend after 28th annual Little Chute Cheese Fest.

9. Go to the Bubolz Nature Preserve in Grand Chute. Hike the trails. Take a class. Or just try not to giggle every time you think about how much Bubolz sounds like "blue balls".

8. Bring Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt and a tiny saddle to the Greenville Catfish races. Tell everyone he’s a catfish jockey.

7. Visit Appleton's Paper Discovery Center where you can learn about the history of paper and annoy the proprietors by using their restroom and wiping with one of their exhibits.

6. Visit the Building for Kids in downtown Appleton. Try not to look too disappointed when they tell you don’t actually sell kids there, then flee before police arrive.

5. Visit Little Chute’s Windmill, the area’s only tourist attraction that both literally and figuratively blows.

4. Show an interest in local geology by examining the vast collection of rocks at the Weis Earth Science Museum at UW Fox or in Appleton Mayor Tim Hanna's head.

3. Drop by Mulberry Farm in Sherwood where “Milking a cow, catching a chicken, cuddling a kitten or kiss a pig” is all included in the admission. However, that thing you like to do with the sheep is going to cost you extra.

2. Attend Mile of Music and take a dump in Corey Chisel's hat.

1. Plan a full day with your wife or girlfriend were the two of you go to one of those places where you make and paint your own pottery…all while gamely struggling not to put the gun in your mouth.

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:59 am Comment On This Post