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feb 19th


February 6th City of Delafield
Police told a man that he needed to stop urinating in coffee cups at Starbucks, and leaving them in the bathroom. The man told officers he was under the impression the urine was being collected by a medical company for “research.”

January 8th Village of Jackson
A woman called police to report that her nephew keeps entering her apartment and stealing things. According to the woman, the nephew has stolen a fork, a map and... a herring. Officers believe the woman may be delusional.

February 7th City of Waupaca
A person on South Division Street called police to say he wanted some beer...and nobody would get it for him.

February 11th City of Green Bay
Police and emergency medical services responded to a report of an intoxicated man who fell on Gross Avenue and got his head stuck in a snow bank.

February 15th Village of Auburndale
A woman told the police dispatcher she wanted to speak to a deputy about someone cutting off a goat's head and throwing it in her son's truck.

February 16th City of Green Bay
A caller on Adams Street near the Liberty Café told the police dispatcher that a man wearing a camo jacket and jeans was attempting to urinate on him.

February 3rd City of Glendale
A man at Pizza Hut damaged a credit card machine after smashing it four times. The man was angry because he was told his order would take longer than expected.

February 8th City of Neenah
A Caroline Street resident call police to report that her neighbor lady attacked her dog while she was naked.

February 10th City of Brookfield
A person reported neighbors making noise and felt endangered because the neighbors are Muslims. Police discovered the noises the caller heard were a person fixing a water heater.

February 11th City of Glendale
A 26-year-old man was arrested for domestic violence and strangulation at an apartment where he and his 28-year-old brother were "very drunk" and fighting to determine "who was the big dog of the house."

February 16th City of Green Bay
Police received a report of a 14-year-old girl stuck in a top loading wash machine and not being cooperative.

February 6th City of Elm Grove
A man was arrested in a car wash where he was using a microwave oven to heat up a frozen burrito he stole earlier in the day from a gas station in Brookfield.

February 12th City of Oconomowoc
A driver called police and reported seeing an injured mallard duck sitting motionless alongside highway I-94. Police contacted the Wildlife in Need Center to have someone experienced in dealing with wild waterfowl in distress participate in the rescue. Upon arriving on the scene, the wildlife expert identified the injured duck as a hunting decoy. The expert believes the decoy flew out the back of a driver’s truck and landed perfectly upright in the snow.

February 17th Village of Ashwaubenon
An employee at Microtel called police to report someone having a pool party despite not being a guest of the hotel.

February 10th City of West Allis
Two passengers called police and reported seeing a 23-year-old man with his pants down and masturbating on a city bus. When police confronted the subject, he told them he was only taking pictures of his Valentine’s Day underwear.

February 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported there was a woman at his home who was “disrespecting him”.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:02 am Comment On This Post

feb 16th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Brandan McSweeney, the 29-year-old Chicago man who allegedly interrupted a service at the Nativity of Our Lord church in Ashwaubenon this past Friday where he played a little piano and claimed to be Jesus Christ before reportedly stealing the crucifix from behind the altar. McSweeney then reportedly used the crucifix to attack the digital sign outside the Fox 11 studio. Police arrested McSweeney later that same evening for causing a disturbance at a pizza place in Wausau. So, For perpetrating the worst crime at the Fox 11 studio since they stopped doing that Packer post game show with Jonnie Gray and Drew Smith. For getting his hands on a crucifix which left him feeling a little cross. For attacking the Fox 11 sign with a crucifix, which I don’t really know what that’s all about, but if it was because he thinks Tom Milbourn is the anti-Christ, I’m on his side. We are proud to name Branden McSweeney as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post

feb 12th


February 5th City of Waupun
Police received a report of a 55-year-old Sheboygan man behaving oddly at a Kwik Trip. The man had apparently been drinking heavily with friends while watching the Super Bowl at a nearby bar when he began to think the bar’s floor dryers looked like Minions from the movie Despicable Me. The man then wandered over to the Kwik Trip where he still thought he was seeing Minions. Police eventually located one of the man’s friends who came and picked him up. Police saw no evidence of Minions at either the bar or the Kwik Trip.

February 9th Village of Ashwaubenon
A man claiming to be Jesus Christ interrupted the service at Nativity Parish Church, then stole a 5-foot crucifix from behind the altar and used it to attack the digital sign outside the Fox 11 Studio.

February 3rd City of Beaver Dam
Police responded to a 911 call from a woman who was afraid that her nephew was going to hurt himself by using a butter knife to open a can.

February 9th Brown County
Police received a report of a van on Highway 29 being driven recklessly. According to the report, all the windows of the van, including the windshield, we covered with towels.

February 9th City of Appleton
Police received a report of a man in a white Ford F-10 pickup who stopped in front of the caller’s neighbors’ house and defecated in the snow bank. The caller told the police this is the third time they’ve seen this happen.

January 27th City of Waukesha
Police stopped a woman who was stripping off her clothes as she walked down the street. The woman, who was down to her bra and shorts, told officers she was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol, she was just very warm.

February 9th City of Green Bay
Officers responded to a report of a baby in a stroller left in the middle of the road at Military and Shawano Avenues. Upon arriving on the scene, police found that the baby was a doll.

January 28th City of Neenah
A Byrd Avenue caller told police someone dumped their cat litter box in her yard. The caller told police she did not want her dog getting into the mess. She wanted advice on what she could do.

January 25th City of Waupun
Police were advised that an unknown adult male had stolen Twizzlers from a business the previous evening. The business had a surveillance image that showed the suspect in the act of stealing the Twizzlers and police are attempting to make contact with the man.

February 4th Village of Howard
A caller reported seeing a man in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant "performing sex acts on himself".

February 3rd City of Brookfield
A resident called police to complain that a laser that is part of his neighbors’ Christmas decorations is pointed toward his living room.

February 4th City of Plymouth
A woman who fell and injured herself called 911 but refused to tell the dispatcher where she was because she said she is mad at him.

February 1st City of Oak Creek
A man brandishing a gun walked into a bar and demanded cash. The bartender, a 54-year-old woman, thought the gun looked like a black water pistol, refused to give him money and then chased the man out of the bar with a stick.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:30 am Comment On This Post

feb 9th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…the Green Bay City Council who dicked around the Green Bay Bullfrogs for 4 years leading to the team deciding to move to Ashwaubenon to build their new $10 million-dollar stadium.

So,

For spending more time dragging their feet than a gaggle of zombies.

For fumbling an opportunity so badly, they should to rename the city council chamber after Brandon Bostick.

For leaving Mayor Jim Schmitt looking sadder than a six pack of baby coffins.

And for such inaction, it left the Bullfrogs no other choice but to take Green Bay's offer and..."ribbit" up.

We are proud to name the Green Bay City Council this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK.

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:44 am Comment On This Post

jan 26th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Bee Thor, the 37-year-old Oshkosh man who, together with an accomplice from Minnesota, was stopped for driving too slow on I-94 in North Dakota Sunday.

During a routine search of their vehicle, police reportedly found…476 pounds of marijuana valued at approximately 4.2 million dollars.

So, For putting North Dakota State Patrol in a position of having to destroy more weeds than Roundup.

For proving that while life doesn’t always imitate art, it does, sometimes, imitate a Cheech and Chong movie. And for being busted for being in such a slow ride Foghat may right a song about it.

We are proud the name Bee Thor of Oshkosh, who together with his partner, got busted with 476 pounds of pot because they drove too slow…as this week’s Rick and Len…Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:50 am Comment On This Post

jan 19th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Eric Burrows of Elkhart Lake, who pleaded guilty Tuesday to 2016 charges related to him allegedly putting a live python in his ex-girlfriend’s mailbox.

So,

For apparently not realizing that you should never put something in someone’s mailbox that can lick its own postage stamps.

For seemingly not knowing that tradition mail is frequently referred to as “snail mail” NOT “snake mail”.

And for not understanding that while sending a letter sealed with a kiss is romantic, sending one sealed with a HISS is not.

We are proud to name Eric Burrows, the Elkhart Lake serpent shipper as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:31 am Comment On This Post

jan 17th


OTHER MENTAL IMAGES AS DISTURBING AS THAT OF PRESIDENT TRUMP CHASING A PORN STAR AROUND A ROOM IN HIS TIGHTY WHITEYS.

10. Green Bay Alderman Guy Zima naked breast-feeding a possum.

9. Rosie O’Donnell giving a hobo a whisker rub with her back hair stubble.

8. Kim Jong Un in a girl scout uniform wearing Vladamir Putin’s ass like a hat.

7. That kid from the Young Sheldon show riding down a hill of live eels using the body of the late Bea Arthur as a sled.

6. Channel 5’s Kris Schuller eating expired taco dip out of the crease in Tom Zalaski’s forehead.

5. Mike McCarthy giving a locker room pep talk wearing only a belt made from the nipples of his former assistant coaches.

4. Larry King without his dentures trying to eat a large cob of corn in under a minute.

3. Governor Scott Walker's making his O face while cutting a teacher's salary.

2. Larry McCarren using neon fingerpaints and his crooked pinky to play connect the dots with Lindsey Lohan’s genital warts.

1.The Lombardi trophy being held aloft by a member Minnesota Vikings.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

jan 15th


January 1st City of Menasha
Police responded to a report of a disturbance between a woman and her 13-year-old daughter. The argument started as a disagreement over sharing cheese curds.

January 2nd City of Franklin
A 68-year-old woman called police to report being awakened by pounding and a horn blowing. When her neighbor, an 82-year-old man, was questioned by police, he denied any pounding but admitted there “may have been” a New Year’s Eve horn blown. However, the man told police the woman was “pumping smells” into his home so if there was pounding then “they're even.”

December 29th City of Antigo
A man called police and reported that his ex was attacking his Harley Davidson with a hammer. When officers arrived, the woman admitted to pounding on the motorcycle with a hammer, but told police she was turning it into a sculpture.

December 13th Village of Jackson
Officers were called to the scene of a domestic disturbance. A 49-year-old man said that his wife woke him up because he was snoring, causing him to lose his temper and use profanity. An argument ensued, and his wife called him a “fat, lazy f***”. The man responded by taking his wife’s phone, charger and a bottle of soda, and throwing them into the hallway.

January 10th Village of Denmark
A Danish Way call the police to complain that someone entered her apartment and poured itching powder on her bed.

January 3rd City of Brookfield
A woman with "a fictional fiancé" made several calls requesting to rent a space for an upcoming wedding at the Sheraton Hotel. After realizing the woman’s fiancé did not exist, the employee told the caller not to contact the hotel anymore.

January 1st City of Waukesha A man was arrested after he was seen sleeping, with his pants down around his ankles…in the lobby of the Russ Darrow Kia car dealership.

December 14th City of Menasha
Officers responded after and man called to report he had approached a woman in the car on Eighth Street and asked her to turn down her music because it was so loud. The woman responded by telling the man that it was her right as an American to play her music as loud as she wanted. The woman also called the man a Nazi and a terrorist. When asked about the incident by the police, the woman told them that Nazis are out to get her and there are 250,000 terrorists presently hiding in this area.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:22 am Comment On This Post

jan 12th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…33-year-old Preston Buck of Fond du lac who was convicted of mistreatment of animals for beating a cat to death because he said it knocked over a lamp.

Police were called to Buck’s home to investigate a report of a man throwing furniture around and making a loud disturbance. As the officer climbed the stairs to the second floor he could hear thumping, and then loud slams coming from inside the apartment, along with what sounded like a baby crying which turned out to be the severely injured cat.

So,

For not just beating the life out of the cat…for beating ALL nine lives out of the cat.

For pounding the pussy…and not in the good way.

And for behavior that makes one understand why Garfield loves lasagna and sleeping but hates Mondays…and douchebags from Fond du Lac.

We are proud to name convicted Fond du Lac kitty killer Preston Buck as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:28 am Comment On This Post

jan 8th




10. Brian Buddha Goons

9. Brian Gouda Fumes

8. Brian Hooka rooms

7. Brian Bermuda Prunes

6. Brian Good Raccoons

5. Brian Barracuda Wounds

4. Brian Cooter ruins

3. Brian Pursuit-a Dubloons

2. Brian Pablo Naruda Spoons

1. Brian Loony Tunes

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:35 am Comment On This Post

jan 8th


January 1st City of Green Bay
Police responded to a call from a man on Western Avenue who drank essential oils now claimed he was possessed by demons.

January 1st City of Burlington
Police responded to an address where a man wearing only underwear and smoking a cigarette was reportedly throwing items inside of the home after drinking on New Year's Day. An officer asked the man if he wanted to put on shoes before they took him outside to which he responded, “I don't want f’n clothes." The man then removed his underwear and attempted repeatedly to touch the police sergeant with his bare butt.

January 1st Village of Elm Grove
After a brief foot chase, police arrested a juvenile for throwing pies on the ground.

December 30th City of Brookfield
An employee reported an angry customer who was pounding on the doors at The UPS office. The employee believed the customer was upset over the store closing five minutes earlier due to being too busy.

January 1st Town of Brookfield
A 35-year-old man called police from Motel 6 and kept repeating "Something just doesn't seem right. Something just doesn't seem right. Something just doesn't seem right". A preliminary breath test showed the caller had a .434 blood-alcohol content which probably explained why something just didn’t feel right.

December 23rd City of Waukesha
A bicyclist told police he hung his backpack on a railroad crossing gate while waiting for the train to pass. However, once the train was gone the gate went back up stranding his backpack dangling 20 feet in the air. Police suggested the bicyclist wait until the next train passed and the gates lowered again to retrieve his backpack.

January 5th Sheboygan County
Police received a report of a man on foot repeatedly punching himself in the face.

January 1st City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported his wife kept following him around the house and wouldn't leave him alone.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:24 am Comment On This Post

jan 5th

         Robert and Desiree--2017 WEENIES OF THE YEAR!

It is not 2ND RUNNER-UP; Robert Ahorner of Elkhorn in Walworth County. Ahorner was arrested earlier in May after an incident where he had reportedly been drinking for five hours at his home and got into an argument with his wife when she found him looking at internet porn. Ahorner reportedly told her “If I'm not using it, I might as well shoot it off,” as he grabbed his then-UNloaded 9mm semi-automatic pistol, pointed it at his penis and pulled the trigger. When his wife just walked away, Ahorner allegedly went into the bathroom, loaded the gun and fired four shots to make his wife think he was shooting his penis off. In reality, he was just shooting the gun into the floor.

Despite thinking he could intimidate his wife by making her think he was going off half-cocked and despite leaving his bathroom floor with more busted holes than the gynecologist sees on the day of the Kardashian’s annual family pap smears. Robert Ahorner of Elkhorn is not our Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE YEAR.

And it is not our 1ST RUNNER UP; the unidentified 70-year-old Waukesha man who in June reportedly hired a prostitute and after having sex with her in his apartment tried to pay her with $2 in quarters. When the woman demanded more for her services, the man told her all he had was two pair of edible panties but he wouldn’t give her those because they cost $9 a pair and he was planning to give them to other women. When the prostitute asked for just one of the two pair and he failed to comply she stabbed him in the arm before leaving with her eight quarters and one of the pairs of the edible panties.

Despite being really tight…which is more than you could probably say about the prostitute and despite trying to pay a hooker with less change than it takes to buy a candy bar from a hotel vending machine…and hopefully she satisfied more than a Snickers…he is not our 2017 WEENIE OF THE YEAR!

No, we are proud to name as this year’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Year… Desiree Anderson and Robert Beasley, a married couple from Milwaukee who were busted after video of them having sex on the bleachers near the concession stand at the open-air Coliseum at the Wisconsin State Fair surfaced on line. The couple appeared to know they were being filmed during their public intercourse. At one point in the video, the man’s is seen waving at the camera.



So,

For not realizing that just because the Wisconsin State Fair has a swine barn doesn’t mean you get to act like a couple of pigs.

For not understanding that just because so many of the foods at the State Fair ARE, doesn’t mean your wife has to be on a stick as well.

For not knowing that there are so many cheap rides at the state fair you don’t have to bring your own.

And for thinking she had to be just as filled with cream as the Fair's legendary puffs.

We are proud to name Robert Beasley and Desiree Anderson, the Wisconsin State Fair bleacher humpers as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE YEAR!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:54 am Comment On This Post

jan 2nd


December 24th City of Green Bay
A resident called police and reported seeing a man whose ladder fell to the side and is now hanging from roof by his sweater. Responding officers found what they described as a “unique Christmas decoration".



December 22nd City of Madison
Police say they arrested a hairstylist accused of snipping a 22-year-old customer's ear. The victim told officers the hairstylist told him to stop fidgeting and moving his head before nicking his ear. The hairstylist then ran the clipper with the shortest attachment down the middle of the customer's head, "leaving him looking a bit like Larry from the 'Three Stooges.'

December 12th City of Hales Corners
A woman called 911 and reported there was someone outside a window of her residence looking in. The woman later called back after she realized it was her own reflection.

December 30th City of Green Bay
A man came to the lobby of the police station and wanted to turn himself in on a warrant. The man was advised that he did not have a warrant for his arrest. Since there was no warrant for his arrest, the man asked to speak with an officer regarding marijuana he’s been dealing illegally.

December 11th City of Brookfield
Police responded to a call from shoppers concerned about a man wandering through the mall wearing a mask. When police arrived, they located the man who explained he was just wearing the mask to cover up a bad haircut.

December 20th Town of Milladore
A caller reported that a dad puts his children on the hood of his car and drives them home from the bus stop.

December 26th City of Green Bay
A potential customer at a business on North Monroe Street called police to complain that the owner was refusing him service because his credit card was declined.

December 13th Town of Brookfield
Police were called to a store where a man claiming to be Jesus Christ tried to purchase $3,200 in merchandise with declined credit cards. Earlier the man was singing loudly about the "messiah" and was asked to stop. Earlier in the week the same man picked out $6,000 worth of material at a Farm and Fleet and said he would be returning to pay for the merchandise. "Jesus" claimed he needed the material to build a recording studio and open up his own dojo.

December 20th City of Green Bay
A resident called police to report a person passed out on his lawn. The caller told police it might be the same person who lives in his bushes.

December 15th Town of Brookfield
Police were called to deal with a man believed to be masturbating in the men’s room of the public library. When confronted by police, the man admitted his behavior. Police noted the man left a women’s fashion magazine on the floor of the bathroom stall.

December 15th City of Franklin
The general manager of a McDonald’s called police to report that a 16-year-old male employee threatened two other employees, saying he would “beat up” and “stab” them if they screwed up making his cheeseburger.

December 25th City of Green Bay
A "very distraught" person on South Van Buren Street kept calling 911 saying they want to wish their son in Illinois either a happy birthday or a Merry Christmas but were not sure which one.

December 22nd City of Brookfield
A man reported two white males in their late teens were trying to enter his car at Half Price Book Store. The man described one of the suspects as looking like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

December 27th Village of Nekoosa
A landlord called police and reported that when one of his tenants moved out of his property they stole the toilet leaving the place to flood.

December 15th City of West Allis
Police cited a man who was fighting for the microphone with another patron at a karaoke bar.

December 10th City of Muskego
About midnight police encountered a vehicle being driven slowly with its hazard lights on. The vehicle had run over a Christmas tree on the freeway. The tree was still stuck under the vehicle, and the driver was trying to make it home that way.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:33 am Comment On This Post

dec 18th 2017

(Probation paper loser)


December 16th City of Green Bay
Officers responded to Washington and Doty Streets to break up a reported shoving match between two Santas.

December 11th City of La Crosse
A man reportedly broke into an office and stole a laptop, inadvertently leaving behind some of his own cash and his probation papers in the process. The man then called 911 to ask for police assistance in re-entering the building he just broke into to retrieve his things. When the dispatcher asked the man why he was in the building in the first place, he hung up. The following day, when the office’s occupant came into work he noticed his laptop was missing and found the culprit’s small amount of change and his probation papers. Police used the name on the probation papers to find and arrest the suspect.

November 22nd City of Cedarburg
A 15-year-old boy was referred to juvenile authorities for disorderly conduct after he had reportedly spread feces inside the high school 15 times in the last two months.

December 9th City of West Allis
A 20-year-old man who tried to skip a long line of customers who were waiting to get into a store reportedly snatched the glasses off the face of an employee who would not let him in and threw them onto the ground where they broke.

December 5th City of Brookfield
A man called police and reported a suspicious person hanging around his home. The caller told police he saw the suspicious person on his live feed video surveillance. According to the police report, what the caller had seen was a basketball hoop that had fallen over.

December 15th City of Green Bay
A man on requested Emergency Medical Services for his rapid pulse and heart rate. The man also indicated to the dispatcher that his testicles are getting really big. November 30th City of Neenah Police received a report of a man on Primrose Lane who exposed himself and is now dancing in the street.

December 16th City of Green Bay
A woman called police to report hearing strange noises at a motel on South Military Street. The woman told the dispatcher she “Wants to climb up on the roof to take some imaginary things off of it."
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:49 am Comment On This Post

dec 15th 2017


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Arron Hoch the manager of a Verizon store in Fox Crossing who reportedly stole “personal photos” from the phones of women who traded in or had data transferred from old phones at the business. Officers responded to the business for a report of a burglary back in September.

An employee reported missing money and electronics, including cell phones, valued at more than $40,000. An investigation found Hoch had been allegedly stealing from the store for several months and the burglary was staged to cover for his thefts.

This lead to a search of Hoch's residence where police found numerous stolen electronics and storage devices that contained personal photos of women in "various states of clothing, including full nudity."

So,

For being the worst Verizon employee since that "can you hear me" douchebag whored his vinegar and water soaked ass to Sprint.

For apparently going to great lengths to see strangers naked when he could have just become an x-ray guy for the TSA.

And for reportedly doing something so creepy it would make not only Ed Gein's skin crawl...but the skin on Ed's lamps as well.

We are proud to name Arron Hoch the manager of a Verizon store in Fox Crossing who reportedly stole “personal photos” from the phones of women who traded in or had data transferred from old phones at the business as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

dec 11th 2017


December 10th Town of Grand Chute
Officers responded to a report of a suspicious incident at the Fox River Mall food court. According to witnesses, two males wearing short shorts resembling diapers, climbed on top of garbage cans, poured milk over themselves and ran out to the parking lot.

December 5th Town Grand Rapids
A caller reported a man walking north on State 13 South wearing a bear head.

December 5th Town of Grand Rapids
A woman called police and reported it sounded like someone was chewing on her house.

November 26th City of Glendale
Police were called after a chair was thrown and a sugar packet holder was broken at Applebee's. Two customers were upset that the restaurant had run out of six-ounce steaks and did not want to pay for the eight-ounce steaks.

November 23rd City of Oak Creek
Police were called to a residence for a domestic argument. According to the report, the man was intoxicated and took a sword off the wall and used it to attack a refrigerator in the home. According to the report, the man just “went nuts on the fridge.”

December 5th City of Green Bay
A woman on Mason Street called police and reported that her car was egged and now her husband was chasing after five kids on his bicycle.

December 8th City of Green Bay
Police were called after a man who was escorted out of a bar on Holmgren Way was now urinating on cars in the parking lot.

December 9th City of Green Bay
Officers responded to a report of a 10-year-old child at Cabela’s hitting people with a cane.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:46 am Comment On This Post

dec 1st 2017
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…whomever absconded with the 2 to 3-foot long baby Jesus from St. Patrick’s Church in Menasha on Monday.

So,

For being such an ass, that when they catch the culprit, they should make them take the place of one of the manger donkeys.

For doing the most vile thing a person could do with a nativity scene…not involving one of the sheep.

And for stealing the baby Jesus which makes a person yearn for the days when the most difficult part of completing the St. Patrick’s Church nativity scene was finding three wise men and a virgin in Menasha.

We are proud to name the still unknown baby Jesus napper of Menasha as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:28 am Comment On This Post

nov 20th 2017




November 19th City of Green Bay
Police received a report of a fire in a dumpster on lot 1 near the Oneida gate outside Lambeau Field (not to be confused with the dumpster fire going on simultaneously on the field INSIDE Lambeau Field).

November 2nd City of Oak Creek
A 37-year-old woman was arrested after allegedly hitting her husband in the head and grabbing his genitals which police observed to be bleeding. The woman allegedly did this because the husband had a yogurt container sitting on his chest while he was lying on the couch she was afraid he would get yogurt on the furniture.

November 14th City of Green Bay
A police officer was requested to meet with a caller in reference to throwing lemonade at a neighbor because they vomited in their driveway.

November 10th City of Delafield
An officer caught two 45-year-olds passionately kissing in the backseat of a car outside the Marcus Theater. The couple told police they decided to "make out" before seeing a movie. The officer told the amorous couple to move along or go inside.

November 5th City of Port Washington
Police received a 911 call from someone wanting to order a pizza.

November 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report someone poured water in his laundry detergent.

November 12th Village of Wild Rose
Police received a report of teenagers driving fast and “getting lippy”.

November 11th Village of Ogdensburg
A woman reported that her grandson was receiving strange text messages. One message said to go to his mailbox, where he found a baby bottle with a threatening message and the foot of a doll.

November 15th City of Green Bay
A caller told police that a man in his 60s and dressed in camo rang their doorbell wanting to buy a television he saw advertised in the newspaper. Despite being told that they don’t have a television for sale, the man still kept ringing their doorbell.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:59 am Comment On This Post

nov 17th 2017


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Martellus Bennett of the Green Bay Pa…strike that. Martellus Bennett of the new England Patriots. As you probably know, Bennett signed a 3-year contract with the Packer before the season having played for the Patriots last year. Through the first 7 games, Bennett showed a remarkable inability to catch seemingly easy passes.

Then, after Aaron Rodgers was injured, Bennett suddenly claimed he was in too much pain to play the rest of the season due to a previously unmentioned serious shoulder injury. Others claimed he just gave up on his team.

The Packers then released Bennett. He responded by unloading on the Packers, claiming that the team knew about his injured shoulder when they signed him and refused to allow him to have surgery. Bennett called out the Packers’ team doctor, saying that he pressured him to play through his injury, something Packer players to a man say would be uncharacteristic of the doc.

Bennett, who don’t forget, was in too much pain to play the rest of the season, then resigned with the Patriots and wonder of wonder, miracle of miracles was back on the field Monday night where he caught three passes.

So,

For going from being Martellus Bennett to being Mar-didn’t-tell-us Bennett.

For signing with the Patriots, which I guess is better than signing with Greyhound, given his inclination to throw people he works with under the bus.

For at least not claiming he sustained additional injuries when the door hit his ass on the way out.

We are proud to name Martellus Bennett as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

nov 10th 2017


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…an unnamed 34-year-old Neenah woman who had a circuit court hearing in Washington County last Thursday on charges of possession of a narcotic drug without a prescription and failed to appear. As a result, the judge issued a bench warrant for the defendant and ordered her $400 bond forfeited.

As it turned out, the reason the woman missed her court appearance was she arrived at the courthouse EARLY but then passed out drunk in a darkened jury assembly room. Deputies found the woman asleep in a corner of the room when they did their daily sweep of the courthouse at the end of the work day. A preliminary breath test revealed she had a blood alcohol level of .20.

So,

For allegedly being in possession of a narcotic drug without a prescription which is clearly not a prescription for success in life.

For being punctual, dysfunctional and drunk-ual for her court date.

And for proving that Justice isn't really blind. She just can't see the defendant because the dumbass passed out in a dark room. We are proud to name the Neenah woman who missed her court date in Washington County despite showing up early because she drunkenly passed out as our Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

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