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jan 22nd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…29-year-old Sara Windom of Baraboo who after being questioned by police at a gas station early Saturday drove off in the deputy's squad car. The deputy and a trooper were dealing with Windom and a man, both reportedly intoxicated, inside the BP gas station at about 4:20am. Windom then left the station, and when the deputy looked outside, he noticed his patrol vehicle was gone. A witness told the deputy that Windom got into the squad car and headed east on Interstate 90-94. The deputy and trooper pursued the stolen squad car in the trooper's vehicle eventually pulling Windom over and arresting her for her third alleged drunken driving offense and operating without the owner's consent.

So,

For finally making it clear that the reason the Circus World Museum is located in Baraboo is that the city is apparently populated with clowns.

For reportedly doing the worst thing you can do to a cop shy of burning down his favorite donut shop.

And for apparently having more balls than the pit at a McDonald’s Play Land.

We are proud to name Sara Windom of Baraboo who earned her third DUI after stealing a deputy's squad car while allegedly drunk as this week's Rick's and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:27 am Comment On This Post

jan 15th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…. 58-year-old Steven Grimm, who was responsible for a lockdown of Manitowoc Lincoln High School yesterday morning. According to police, after a long night of drinking and drugging, Grimm allegedly began to think he was a knight and thought the school was a castle. After entering the school, Grimm reportedly became combative with members of the custodial staff who attempted to stop him from climbing to the top of the castle’s, I mean, the top of the school’s tower. Grimm told officers that being a knight in a castle, he just wanted to get to the highest part of the structure. Students and staff waited in the auditorium and cafeteria until about 8 a.m. at which time the school was deemed safe and classes resumed as usual.

So, 

For committing an act that could get him locked up in jail…or more appropriately…a dungeon.

For thinking he was a knight yesterday morning which would gone well with my ass because it was a dragon.

For claiming to be a knight, which might be true since his behavior makes him seem like he could be Sir…Tifiable.

We are proud to name Steven Grimm of Manitowoc as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:14 am Comment On This Post

jan 8th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Andrew Beltran, the 21-year-old Sheboygan man who was sentenced to 2 1/2 years in prison for leading police on a high speed chase that included blowing through several stop signs and traveling at speeds estimated by the officer to be 100 miles per hour or more…all with a seven week old baby in the minivan. Police eventually ended the chase for safety reasons as Beltran reportedly sped through a residential neighborhood. However, authorities connected Beltran to the crime after he began bragging to his friends about outrunning the police and posting details about the chase on social media.

So,

For outrunning police but being unable to outrun his own running mouth.

For putting a child in the most danger you can put them in since they locked up Jared.

For taking the baby on the ride of its life…then again, the baby is only seven weeks old…a half block trip to the Department of Motor Vehicles in a rusty stroller would have been the ride of its life.

We are proud to Andrew Beltran,  the 21-year-old Sheboygan man who was sentenced to prison for leading police on a high speed chase with a seven month baby in the car and then got busted for bragging about it on social media as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:35 am Comment On This Post

dec 24th 2015



We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week... 22-year-old Megan M. Meyer of Plymouth who was charged with imitation of a controlled substance for allegedly trying to sell crushed dog food...passed off as heroin. Meyer reportedly said she sold the dog food heroin to a woman who stole a car seat from her and just wanted to get back at that person.

So,

For not realizing that when you cook up a spoonful of dog food, it not only doesn't get you high, it smells like a poor, old person's kitchen.

For not understanding that heroin and dog food don't go together... unless you're Keith Richards' schnauzer.

For not realizing that just because one is sometimes called "horse" and the other is sometimes made from horse, they're not the same thing.

We are proud to name Megan M. Meyer of Plymouth as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 9:01 am Comment On This Post

dec 18th 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of Week... 57-year-old Phillip K. Buck of Adell in Sheboygan County who is facing charges this week after allegedly going into a drunken rage and threatening to cut off his girlfriend’s head and place it on a stick in front of his mother’s house. This is not Buck’s first brush with the law. He served prison time in the late ‘90s for hosting a series of “bizarre vampire parties” with minors that led to sex, ritualistic self-mutilation and drinking of blood, in what the judge in that case described as a “bizarre funhouse.” Buck was also sentenced to jail in 2007 for threatening to kill his mother because she had her cats fixed.


So,

For being even more twisted than Larry’s McCarren’s pinky finger.

For reportedly threatening to put a human head on a stick in someone’s yard…or as it’s known in Plainfield, Wisconsin…landscaping.                                         

For being the most repellent creep in the world with the last name Buck…who doesn’t work with Troy Aikman.

We are proud to name Phillip Buck as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:12 am Comment On This Post

nov 6th 2015



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK…Brian Blair of Racine who is accused of beating his own daughter with a clothes hanger. Why? Well, because she failed to collect enough candy while trick-or-treating on Halloween.

So,

For proving that when it comes to being the worst father, he, unlike his daughter, can’t be beat.

For allegedly committing an act for which a razor blade in an apple actually seems like a fitting punishment.

For reporting doing something for which I hope he gets locked up a long time where he has to be a violent cellmates “Bit O’ Honey”.

We are proud to name Brian Blair of Racine as this week's Rick and Len Show WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:40 am Comment On This Post

oct 16th 2015

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the week…26-year old Jessica Pedretti of Jefferson who was arrested Saturday after she reportedly left her 3-year-old daughter in the car for an hour while she gambled at the Ho-Chunk casino in Madison. A casino patron contacted authorities after noticing the child "bawling her eyes out" in the parking lot.

So,

For hitting the bad decision jackpot.

For “crapping out” when it comes to being a parent.

For wasting her money on slots and table games when she was already gambling for free…with her child’s life.

We are proud to name Jessica Pedretti, the mother who allegedly left her 3-year-old in the car while she gambled at the Ho-Chunk Casino in Madison as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:23 am Comment On This Post

oct 2nd 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…The Wisconsin DOT who have delayed completion of the U.S. 10/State 441 construction project by two years and the members of the Wisconsin legislature who caused the situation with its poor handling of the state budget.

So,

For pissing off more Wisconsin drivers than a car with Illinois plates.

For being responsible for more blockages than the concessions at Little Chute Cheese Fest.

And for making driving an already dangerous stretch of highway more risky than unprotected sex with a Kardashian.

We are proud to name the Wisconsin DOT together with the governor and the state legislature as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:51 am Comment On This Post

sep 25th 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Gideon Swartzentruber of Neillsville who was in Clark County court in central Wisconsin this week after being arrested earlier this month when he was caught having sex with a donkey. When asked why he had intercourse with the donkey, Swartzentruber explained that he “got crazy and carried away” because his “privates were out of control”.

So,

For taking the term “piece of ass” a little too literally.

For proving himself to be a ho-mule-sexual.

And for having sex with a donkey which is only considered weird in central Wisconsin because the donkey was not his sister.

We are proud to name Gideon Swartzentruber of Neillsville as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:30 am Comment On This Post

sep 11th 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…the Kenosha couple who mistakenly gave their 5-week-old child baby formula mixed with two shots of vodka. The baby had a blood alcohol level of .294, which police indicate is more than three times the legal limit for an adult driver. Thank God, the baby wasn’t driving!

So,

For not just lacking in intelligence...Similac-ing in intelligence.

For mixing baby formula and vodka when everyone knows…baby formula goes better with brandy.

And for doing everything to endanger the safety of a child shy of putting it between to two halves Italian herb and cheese bread and giving it to Jared.

We are proud to name the Kenosha couple who gave their  month old child baby formula mixed with vodka as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:08 am Comment On This Post

sep 4th 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the as yet unknown person who stole a handmade butterfly sculpture…from a 6-year-old North Fond du Lac girl’s grave in Trinity Lutheran Church Cemetery.

So, 

For being so low, it’s amazing they could take a break from milking pregnant snakes to find time to steal.

For being such a disgusting piece of dung, even a stray dog wouldn't stiff 'em.

For being such a parasitic bottom feeder, if they were found in the Fox River the Navigational System Authority would make them indefinitely close a lock.

We are proud to name whomever stole the butterfly sculpture, handmade by her father, off a the grave of a 6-year-old girl at the Trinity Lutheran Church Cemetery as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:31 am Comment On This Post

aug 28th 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Detroit Lion Glover Quinn who this week blamed God for Jordy Nelson’s season ending injury. According to Glover, "If [Nelson] wouldn't have got hurt today, if he wouldn't have played in that game, if he wouldn't have practiced anymore, and the next time he walked on the field would have been opening day, I feel like he would have got hurt opening day”…because it was God’s will.

So,

For making God sound like a real a-hole.

For investing his religious beliefs with all the logic of the Final Destination horror movies.

For not realizing that you can't blame god for every single thing that happens in the world that you don't like...that's what Obama is for!

We are proud to name Detroit Lion Glover Quinn as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:13 am Comment On This Post

jul 24th 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the unidentified Milwaukee area man who, Tuesday night, attempted to bag himself some big game. According to police, the man grabbed his gun and shot at what he believed to be the lion that has reportedly been spotted wandering the streets of Milwaukee. Unfortunately, what the man thought was a wild lion was actually somebody’s pet pit bull.

For being unable to tell a dog from a cat…or, apparently, his own ass from a hole in the ground.

For having a trigger finger that’s itchier than the balls of a guy after banging  a Kardashian.

For being afraid of somebody's pet dog and shooting it because he was afraid it was a lion making me thing the lion isn't the biggest pussy in this story.

We are proud to name the guy who shot a dog he mistook for a lion in Milwaukee as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!

P.S. The dog is expected to recover.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:26 am Comment On This Post

jul 17th 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Tyler Zastrow, a 19-year-old Sheboygan man who is facing criminal charges for allegedly assaulting a park ranger at Kohler Andre State Park Saturday. The altercation reportedly began when the ranger responded to reports that Zastrow was hiding in the woods and jumping out to scare unsuspecting women on their way to the bathroom. When the ranger confronted him, Zastrow allegedly began wrestling, kicking and punching him. After being subdued with pepper spray, Zastrow reportedly apologized for hitting the ranger and asked to not be arrested because “it would screw up his ‘pre-law’ degree.”

So,

Roughing up the ranger...which sounds like a euphemism for masturbation which is fitting since he behaved like a jerk off.

For not realizing that nobody beats the park ranger….unless, of course, you’re “smarter than the average bear”. (and he clearly is not “smarter than the average bear”.)

For thinking he still has a shot at becoming a lawyer despite being a complete douchebag…which, now that I think of it, is actually a pretty good combination.

We are proud to name Tyler Zastrow of Sheboygan as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:16 am Comment On This Post

jul 2nd 2015


We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...that jackass in everybody's neighborhood who, starting about a week before the 4th, already lights off fireworks at somewhere between midnight and 3 am with most civilized people are TRYING (and I think the operative word here is TRYING) to sleep. For me, it was a jag off with what sounded like a couple of M-80's at 1:40 this morning  interrupting a dream involving me, 50 gallons of chocolate pudding and the entire cast of female dancers from the 1980's TV show Solid Gold. Gaaaahhh!!!!

So,

For lighting things that have even ever shorter fuse than Lewis Black.

For demonstrating to the world that the only thing he can bang late at night is a pack of Black Cat's finest.

For popping days before the 4th which is just as prematurely as I'm sure he would if the actually did have sex.

We are proud to name that jack wagon in my (and everybody’s) neighborhood who thinks it’s funny to light off firecrackers in the middle of the night DAYS BEFORE the 4th as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:32 am Comment On This Post

jun 26th 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show WEENIE OF THE WEEK…Greg Bell… who after today deserts his post as our general manager here at WAPL and as Vice President of Broadcast operations for our parent company Woodward Communications. Greg is retiring after working here…being employed here since 1983?

So,

For being our fearless leader here at WAPL, which is sort of like being the driver of a short bus with no brakes that's on fire careening down a mountain toward a cliff into a pool of sharks with frickin' lasers.

For spending more years working with Woodward than even Bernstein.

For being the guy responsible for hiring me here at WAPL in 2003…after being the guy who fired me here at WAPL in 2002…proving everyone is entitled to ONE mistake and his was clearly the more recent of the two. (compounded by the fact that he brought Len back, too.)

We are PROUD to name our retiring General Manager and V.P. of Broadcasting... Greg Bell as this week’s Rick and Len Show WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

Thanks for everything! Enjoy your retirement. You've earned it!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:32 am Comment On This Post

jun 12th 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…44-year-old Lisa Marie Badchiong who was charged with her NINTH, yes, NINTH offense drunken-driving after she was found unresponsive with her foot on the brake of her red 2004 Pontiac Aztec, in the drive-thru lane of a Burger King in Chippewa Falls…with a half bottle of vodka on the passenger seat....and count ‘em, not one, but two...infants in the back seat. The infants, who are reportedly just a few months apart in age, are her daughter and granddaughter.

So,

For being not just a bad mother (shut your mouth) but also a bad GRANDmother...something not even Shaft could pull off.

For getting busted for nine standard DWI's but waiting until she was at Burger King drive thru to commit a real Whopper.

Making boner almost as big as the one LaBron James showed last night during the NBA finals.

For making 9 unforgivably stupid decisions...10 if you include buying the Pontiac Aztec.

We are proud to name alleged NINE time drunk driver Lisa Marie Badciong, this time with two babies on board, as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 pm Comment On This Post

may 29th 2015
                                 

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the unidentified man who was arrested after reportedly pulling a handgun and brass knuckles on another man while on the Wiouwash Trail in Hortonville Saturday in a dispute over…a dog leash. The man with the gun had already fled when deputies arrived but they were able to find and arrest him.

So,

For behavior that makes you wonder what end of the leash the man belongs on.

For reportedly pulling a gun at the slightest provocation which leads one to believe he must have a trigger finger that’s itchier than the balls of a guy after he bangs a Kardashian.

And for thinking he could get away because he apparently didn't realize that whenever you depart the Wiouwash...you are always leaving a trail. (rim shot)

We are proud to name the unidentified man who was arrested      after allegedly pulling brass knuckles and a handgun on another man while on the Wiouwash Trail in a dispute over…a dog leash as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:21 am Comment On This Post

may 15th 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…whomever stole the four baby goats and a baby kangaroo (torn right from it's mother's pouch) from the Special Memories Zoo in Greenville.

So,

For committing a crime as hard to understand as a computer customer service operator in Bangladesh.

For stealing an animal that's already jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo.

And for committing the worst atrocity involving a joey since NBC tried to do a spin-off of Friends.

We are proud to name whomever joeynapped the baby kangaroo from the Special Memories Zoo in Greenville as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:29 am Comment On This Post

may 8th 2015

Kaukauna Police Sargeant Don Krueger - NOT the Weenie of the Week

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… the 26-year-old Kaukauna man, who was arrested Friday night after he apparently got drunk and tried to enter the wrong home. And whose home did he try to enter? That of  Kaukauna pPolice Sergeant Don Krueger who was home at the time. The Sgt. Krueger grabbed the attempted intruder and held him until three police squads arrived at the home and took the drunk into custody.

So,

For just being lucky he didn't end up with a head full of lead to go with his belly full of booze.

For being caught in a place nobody wants to be seen... (a cop's house) ...no Kaukauna.

And for making himself easier to catch than herpes from a Motley Crue groupie.

We are proud to the guy who reportedly got so drunk he didn’t know where he was and picked, of all places, a police sergeants home, to try to enter…as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:41 am Comment On This Post