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oct 17th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…Lakeshia Van Straten and Andrew Schucknecht. They are the Waupaca County couple caught allegedly of trying to burglarize a business in Helvetia Township about 3am Tuesday morning while leaving their frightened and crying toddler behind by himself in Van Straten’s car. The pair reportedly already has 20 pending burglary and theft charges against them.

For apparently exhibiting  the worst judgment since the one at the OJ trial.

For allegedly leaving their young boy in a car alone...which sounds to me like a desperate attempt to reboot a series of McCauley Culkin movies.

For trying to break in to a business while also breaking their toddler in by letting him experience the cold hard reality of what it's like to have atrocious parents. 

And for giving Adrian Peterson a run for his money in the parent of the year competition.

We are proud to name Lakeshia Van Straten and Andrew Schucknecht as this week’s Rick and Len Show… WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:26 am Comment On This Post

oct 10th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenies of the Week… Travis Husnik of Luxemburg and Heather Basten of New Franken who this week were sentenced following an incident back in August where the two reportedly had sex in the back of a squad car while being transported by an deputy to the Oconto County Jail.

So,

For not understanding that conjugal visits usually don’t start until AFTER you get to the jail or prison.

For doing the pokey-pokey while being taken to the pokey. 

For apparently thinking the deputy said to slam her when he said he was going take them to the slammer.

For having what can only be called K-Mart sex…which is doing it beneath a flashing blue light.

And for proving that unlike some places in the country, in Oconto County, you don’t get screwed by the cops so you apparently have to do it yourself.

We are proud to name the Oconto County squad car humpers as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenies of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:24 am Comment On This Post

oct 3rd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…"That one guy". Let me explain. Saturday was, of course, Octoberfest in downtown Appleton. Organizers estimate that it was the biggest crowd ever and evidence suggests that they set a record this year for beer consumption. As many as a hundred thousand people and a virtual river of alcohol on a hot day can be a recipe for disaster. Yet, the total number of arrests at this year’s Octoberfest in Appleton….ONE! Yep. The only person arrested during this year’s Octoberfest was" that one guy" who was arrested for disorderly conduct. You know the guy I’m talking about. "That one guy" who gets a couple-three beers in him and is suddenly filled with enough bravado to pick a fight with lamppost. "That one guy" who when he’s drinking doesn’t realize that his hands belong in his own pockets and not on some stranger’s ass. "That one guy" who after a couple beers, has the manners of a cranky, brain damaged Doberman.

So,

For being "that one guy" who's trying to prove that one bad Apple-tonian can spoil the who bunch .

For apparently being "that one guy" who has a harder time holding his alcohol than 90-year-old Betty White has holding her urine during a sneeze.

And for being "that one guy" who, like a virgin in Peoria, is one in a hundred thousand .

We are proud to name "that one guy" who got arrested at Octoberfest as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK! 

(Police have not released the identity of "that one guy".)
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:35 am Comment On This Post

sep 26th



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…Your 2014 Milwaukee Brewers who yesterday completed their near historic collapse with a loss to the Cincinnati Reds officially eliminating themselves from playoff contention after leading the division for almost the entire season. Hell, they even had the best record in baseball for a good chunk of the year. In fact, I remember at the All Star Break, based on their record, one statistician put their chances of making the play-offs at something like 93%. But nooooooo, not the Brewers.

So,

For failing as massively as Ryan Braun taking a drug test.

For folding faster than a speed origami-ist.



And for being such as major disappointment, every Brewer fan must now know what it was like to be Rick’s parents.

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:44 am Comment On This Post

sep 19th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Vanngeoli Arreguin, the 27-year-old Sheboygan woman who is facing more than 21 years in prison for a string of misdeeds including allegedly stealing her boyfriend's truck while drinking, forcing her boyfriend’s 11-year old cousin to steal donuts from Kwik Trip, and beheading her boyfriend's pet peach-faced lovebird. When the 11-year-old told Arreguin she shouldn’t be drinking and driving, Arreguin reportedly told her that it was okay to do so because she was from Texas.

So,

For reportedly not understanding that forcing an 11-year-old to steal donuts is cruller and unusual punishment. 

For thinking that being from Texas entitles you to drink and drive when it's been my experience that the only thing being from Texas entitles you to is being an a-hole, and that's only if you also own a pro football team in Dallas.

And for allegedly beheading her boyfriend’s pet peach-faced lovebird which means she's either the ISIS of the avian world or she seriously misunderstood the boyfriend's request for "a little head".

We are proud to name Vanngeoli Arreguin as this week’s rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:03 pm Comment On This Post

sep 12th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the Hobart man who was so “appalled” he wrote to the Green Bay Press Gazette this week to complain about the Packer organization because when he attended a pre-season game at Lambeau the Jumbotron camera operator scanned the crowd and some woman lifted her top and flashed her… sports bra. What if children would have seen that?

Never mind that the camera operator couldn't have known that the woman was going to lift her shirt. And never mind that kids see more revealing sights than a woman in a sports bra at beaches and swimming pools, on TV, on billboards and probably even in their text books.

So,

For being so tight assed, his time would be better spent sticking coal up his butt to turn it into diamonds than writing appalled letters to the Press Gazette.

For not realizing that if his child has never seen anything as revealing as a woman in a sports bra, he should probably be arrested for having kept them locked in a closet their entire lives.

For not realizing that this week, NFL teams are just happy if a "controversial video" involving their team doesn't show one of their players using his wife or girlfriend as a punching bag.

We are proud the Hobart man who wrote to the Press Gazette to complain about the Packers because he was "appalled" that a woman was shown lifting her shirt and showing her sports bra on the Jumbotron as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:23 am Comment On This Post

aug 1st


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the driver of a 6,000-gallon capacity tanker is owned by Pagel's Ponderosa Dairy who overturned west of Algoma yesterday spilling 5,000 gallons of manure on to the highway and surrounding property. The driver suffered only minor scratches. The Kewaunee County Sheriff’s Department indicated speed was a factor in the incident.

So,

For dumping 5,000 gallons of manure in the middle of the state when due to the Wisconsin gubernatorial election we are already up to our eyeballs in it.

For not realizing that transporting large quantities of manure is just like sex…sometimes slower is better.

And for spreading crap around Northeastern Wisconsin when we have a 100,000 watt radio station to do that with every damn morning!

We are proud to name the driver of the tanker that over turned spilling 5,000 gallons of manure near Algoma yesterday as this week's Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

Photo from the Green Bay Press Gazette by Alyssa Bloechl.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:32 am Comment On This Post

jul 25th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the naked 22-year-old Menasha man on acid who was darting between cars on Highway I-43 near the Humboldt Road overpass in Green Bay late Wednesday afternoon. As a result of his behavior, cars were at a standstill. While there were no crashes, officers say the man did run into at least one vehicle.

According to police, the man was “Acting bizarre, crazy, unpredictable, impulsive, and ran into a vehicle. The vehicle didn’t run into him.” Police eventually used a Taser to subdue the man.

So,

For not understanding that just because you’ve dropped some acid doesn’t mean you also get to drop your pants.

For apparently thinking that LSD stands for Let’s Stop Drivers.

And for not realizing that when you are running while naked and tripping balls you run the risk of actually tripping on your balls.

We are proud to name the naked 22-year-old Menasha man on acid who was running in traffic on Highway I-43 in Green Bay late Wednesday afternoon as this week's Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:09 am Comment On This Post

jul 18th
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...
57-year-old Patricia Carlson of Kimberly, who was driving her car a week ago Wednesday near East Kennedy Avenue and Washington Street in Kimberly where Outagamie County road crews were busy laying asphalt in a clearly marked construction zone. There were even two flag operators directing traffic around the roadwork.
But that did not deter Ms. Carlson, who passed right by the first flag operator and continued on until she was stopped by the second who literally stood in front of her car and told her, "You can't drive through here."
But our intrepid and determined motorist just got madder still, yelled at the worker, stepped on the gas and hit the flagwoman with her car. She then jumped out of the way as Carlson proceeded to drive over the freshly laid asphalt and then fled the scene...but not before workers got her license plate number.
The female worker suffered bruises to her legs and Carlson faces several charges.
So...
For possibly exchanging the orange construction barrels she ignored for an orange jump suit she won't be able to,
for proving that fines go up in work zones but  IQ points apparently do just the opposite and
for putting the ASS into Asphalt,
we are proud to name.... 57-year-old Patricia Carlson of Kimberly, who is the dip in the Dip Ahead sign on her street, as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post

jul 3rd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… the 52-year-old Appleton man who broke at least 12 air conditioner in Appleton and is believed to have also broken air conditioners in both Neenah and Menasha. The man allegedly rode his bicycle around the area in order to rip control switches out of the a-c units. When asked why, the man reportedly told police he just doesn’t like air conditioners.

So,

For doing the dumbest, most inexcusable thing a guy with TWO balls has done on a bicycle in recent years.

For leaving more people in heat than videos of Kate Upton jumping on a trampoline.

And for doing the dumbest thing anyone has done in Appleton since voters reelected Tim Hanna.

We are proud to name the “I don’t like air conditioners” guy as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

jun 13th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson. This week, in a show of bi-partisan cooperation in congress, something as rare as a virgin Kardashian, Democrat and Republican lawmakers joined together to pass a bill that will allow veterans who live more than 40 miles from the nearest VA medical center or who cannot get an appointment quickly at their local VA facility to receive care from the Medicare provider of their choice. The senate voted 93 to 3 in favor of the bill. Guess who was one of the three who voted against it? That’s right. Our senator Ron Johnson who thinks that doing right by our veterans costs too much.

So,

For not realizing that the cost of war cannot be paid with IOUs.

For being writer Oscar Wilde’s very definition of the word “cynic”, a person who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

For being afraid that the program could cost an arm and a leg…without realizing the irony that the reason some of our veterans need the medical care in the first place is that their service to this country has literally already cost them just that and in some cases even more.

We are proud to name Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson as this week’s Rick and Len…WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:21 am Comment On This Post

jun 6th



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…a woman who absconded with an oversized officially licensed replica Packer Super Bowl Ring during a fundraiser for the Special Olympics at Jug’s Hitching Post Saloon & Grill in Washington County. The ring was the property of Steve “The Owner” Tate is one of the Packer’s most recognizable fans and a fixture at Packers-related charity events around Wisconsin where he is always seen wearing a Bart Starr home jersey and a Cheesehead bearing the words “The Owner.”

So,

For going to a charity event and stealing a replica ring which makes her a genuine a-hole.

For not understanding the meaning of the word Owner. He’s Steve “The OWNER” Tate, not Steve the LOANER Tate. You’re NOT the owner. He’s the Owner. It says so right there on his Cheesehead!

And for actions that I’m sure leads authorities to believe she must be stealing it for a member of the Minnesota Vikings because that’s the only way they’ll ever get a Super Bowl ring.

We are proud to name the woman who stole Steve “The Owner” Tate’s oversized replica Packer Super Bowl ring DURING A CHARITY EVENT as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

may 23rd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…the Appleton City Council who despite its success in other Wisconsin cities and support from the Appleton Chief of Police voted this week to outlaw pedal pubs in the city.

So,

For bolstering Appleton’s reputation as the city where fun goes to die.
For not understanding that when you outlaw pedal pubs, only outlaws will have pedal pubs.

For proving that while drinking in Appleton in downtown acceptable, exercise will not be tolerated.   

We are proud to name members of the Appleton City Council as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

may 9th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Green bay Mayor Jim Schmitt, who while he has always had full, and bushy eyebrows, has apparently let them grow to frightful proportions. If recent media coverage of Green Bay’s ongoing negotiations with Wall Mart has proved anything, it’s that two wooly caterpillars are apparently hibernating above the mayor’s eyes.

So,

For letting his eyebrows get wilder and hairy than a 70’s porn star’s cooch.

For demonstrating to the world that somebody must have put his eyebrow trimmer on a high shelf.

And for proving that when it comes to his eyebrows, the mayor just doesn’t give a pluck.

We are proud to name Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt with his frighteningly feral eyebrows as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

may 2nd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Democratic candidate for Wisconsin governor Brett Hulsey who yesterday announced plans to hand out white Ku Klux Klan-style hoods to Wisconsin Republicans as they gather for their annual convention today. Hulsey, a state representative, called the hood, which he says he made with his daughter’s sewing machine, "A Wisconsin Republican Party hat" and said that "people can interpret it any way they want."

So,

For making a hood that’s apparently just as pointy as his pin head.  

For trying make a Ku Klux Klan hood the “lynch” pin of his campaign which would be his burning cross to bear and could end up grand dragon him down.  

And for not understanding that the only type of hood he needs is a latex one for his penis so doesn’t catch something while doing all this attention whoring.

We are proud to name Democratic candidate for Wisconsin governor and amateur Klan tailor Brett Hulsey as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

apr 11th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Shannon C. Baily, a 30-year-old West Virginia man who was arrested this week after he moved to Wisconsin allegedly ….to stalk a girl. (Can we kick that up a notch? Sure.) He moved to Wisconsin allegedly ….to stalk a girl… who is 13-years-old! (Still not bad enough for you? How about this?) He moved to Wisconsin allegedly ….to stalk a girl…who is 13-years-old……and reportedly terminally ill!!!

Like she and her parents don’t already have enough to worry about without his creeper-ass poking his nose where it is neither needed nor wanted.

So,

For stalking a terminally ill girl which is enough to make you wonder “Who’s really the sick one here?”.

For proving once again that when it comes to our fine state, WTF doesn’t just stand for Wisconsin Tourism Foundation.

And for doing something even creepier than the thought of getting fingered by Larry McCarren.

We are proud to name Shannon C. Baily, the man who was arrested this week after he moved to Wisconsin allegedly to stalk a 13-year-old girl who is terminally ill as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

apr 4th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Fond du Lac police officer Melissa Sprangers, who, documents obtained by The Fond du Lac Reporter this week, revealed was involved in THREE squad car crashes in a year.

On November 15, 2012, Officer Sprangers reportedly struck a parked car while driving inattentively.

On March 3, 2013, according to the documents, Sprangers was involved in a crash in which she was at fault for driving too fast for conditions when her squad car slid through an intersection and was struck by another vehicle that had the right of way.

And then, on November 1st of last year, Officer Sprangers, who was not wearing a seat belt at the time, collided with another police vehicle as she was driving at what seems to be an unsafe speed in response to a call for backup, totaling both squad cars.

So,

For making a mess of more squad cars than a dozen powder sugar donuts with triple jelly.

For trying to be Cagney when she should probably keep her ass in the passenger seat like Lacey.

And for proving that while justice is said to be blind, it doesn’t mean police officers are allowed to drive with their eyes closed.

We are proud to name Fond du Lac police officer Melissa Sprangers as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:48 am Comment On This Post

mar 7th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…the 17-year-old Appleton boy who police say robbed an elderly man early Thursday morning after the two were involved in a car crash. The two drivers’ cars reportedly collided at the intersection of East Glendale Avenue and North Oneida Streets in Appleton. While the 76-year-old driver was examining the damage, the 17-year-old allegedly hit the elderly man in the chest, took a large amount of cash out of the man’s wallet and fled.

So,

For apparently being just as bad a person as he is a driver.

For slamming into an old man and then making off with a large sum of money…which I believe is what most of Hugh Hefner’s recent ex-girlfriends have done.

And for not understanding that hitting old people with your car and taking their money is no way to rob the elderly. That’s what insurance policies that advertise on late night TV are for.

We are proud to name the 17-year-old Appleton driver who allegedly robbed an elderly man after they were involved in a collision as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:21 am Comment On This Post

feb 14th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week….34-year-old Sharquon Liggins of Racine. Liggins was arrested Monday by an officer responding to a report from a driver of a man throwing meat as passing vehicles.  When police got to the scene, they found frozen pork ribs in the roadway and scattered across all four lanes of traffic. It’s estimated that there approximately 15 to 20 frozen pork ribs in the road. The investigating officer located a plastic grocery bag with more frozen pork ribs in a front yard nearby — and determined Liggins lived at that home. When the officer asked Liggins why he was throwing meat into the road, Liggins reportedly replied that he “thought it was funny.”

So,

For coming up with the most amusing use of pork since ten years ago when disgraced Winnebago County District Attorney Joe Paulus used it as a verb. (audio - "I was porking her and loving it!" - Paulus)

For using his pork as projectiles when he should be spending Valentine’s week makin’ bacon.

And for being responsible for the worst waste of a rib since the one God took from Adam.

We are proud to name alleged pork rib flinger Sharqon Liggins of Racine as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:56 am Comment On This Post

feb 7th

Image: Wikipedia Commons

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week...heroin users. Yes, heroin users.
Now, while we realize that drug addiction is a disease and isn't an easy thing to kick...you people are doing more and more heroin. Heroin!

From 2000 to 2007, our state averaged 29 overdose deaths related to heroin use.
in 2012, we had 93...and last year, there were 199 deaths from heroin in Wisconsin. 199 of our people OD'ed on horse, junk, black tar, smack.

Whatever you call it, that is just plain stupid.

So, for ignoring the heroin lessons our nation learned through the 60's and 70's, when drug-related crimes skyrocketed, children had to play in needle littered parks and entire neighborhoods ended up as mere shells of themselves...you know, kind of like what Detroit looks like now.

For thinking that it's a good idea to use heroin to catch a buzz...when these days you can get your hands on all kinds of high grade and realtively harmless marijuana...all for the price of a bus ticket to Colorado..

And for apparently never watching TV, listening to a radio or reading news on the internet because they're so busy jamming needles in their arms that they missed the news about all the celebrity ODs...and for never watching that scene in that olne movie which shows what happens when you do too much heroin...you get recklessly driven to an apartment where the guy who played the deformed kid in Mask has to ram an adreleline shot right through your breastplate.

I mean, really, people? Heroin? Let me put it to you this way...Philip Seymour C'mon, man!

We are, truth be told, not so proud to name area heroin users as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:46 am Comment On This Post