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mar 20th


We are proud to name as this Week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...whomever littered the streets of Greenville, Grand Chute and Appleton with vast amounts of paper smut. On Wednesday and Thursday, listeners in at least three locations in the area contacted us to report seeing numerous pages from porn magazines blowing around our area's streets, highways and byways. That's rights, a potpourri of pulchritudinous paper pompoms, posteriors and pudendums and possibly penis' piled on our pavement and passageways.

So,

For chucking his smut.

Casting off ass.

Dumping some rump.  

Bootin' some cooters.

For choosing to litter us with clitoris.

And for scrapping his fapping material and leaving our streets filled with more boobs, asses and dicks than even the streets of Washington DC.

We are proud to name whoever is responsible for the Great Fox Valley Smut Drop of 2015 as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:42 am Comment On This Post

mar 13th
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show "Weenie of the Week"...

The Neenah garbage truck driver who cost city taxpayers $7,500 when he drove his garbage truck into the overhead canopy of a gas station.

The city has a policy prohibiting garbage truck drivers from entering gas stations with canopies specifically because of such concerns...but the city attorney says this driver decided to ignore the rules and cruised into the Marathon station on First Street...because he had to use the restroom...and apparently really bad. That's when he struck and damaged the roof over the gas pumps.

So...for crashing into a gas station just because he had to use the can...after having dealt with hundreds if not a thousand cans all morning...he drives a garbage truck for cripe's sake...

For getting into an accident just because he was trying to avoid having an accident...

For making the most expensive human excretion since the K­Mart in my hometown put in 10­cent pay toilets back in the early 70's...

And for stopping to take a dump...while literally on his way to the dump...

We are proud to name the Neenah garbage truck driver who caused $7,500 in damage when he drove the garbarge truck into a gas staion canopy because he really had to go as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:46 am Comment On This Post

feb 13th
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week... Sheboygan Alderman Kevin Matichek and who was charged with sexual assault of a child this week and Hortonville Village Administrator Patrick Vaile who this week was formally charged with allegedly possessing child pornography.

So,

For allegedly doing worse things sober than anything former Sheboygan Mayor Bob Ryan ever did drunk.

For together accumulating more charges than a lithium battery.

And for lowering our opinion of public servants...which, like Larry King's balls, was something I didn't think could get an lower.

We are proud to name Sheboygan Alderman Kevin Matichek and Hortonville Village Administrator Patrick Vaile who both landed in hot water this week after alleged despicable offenses as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:29 am Comment On This Post

jan 31st

(post crescent photo)

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...whomever was responsible for securing the cover on the grease trap at Denny's in Grand Chute that lead to a 3 year old boy falling about 8 feet into about 4 feet of stinky, oily muck. The cover is supposed to be held on with eight screws and according to the Post Crescent, it had none.

So, 

For not realizing that the phrase "shut your filthy trap" doesn't just apply to Tom Brady's potty mouth during big games.

For conducting the worst job of covering something up since the Watergate break in.

For being responsible for a 3-year-old child getting so thoroughly saturated in grease, many Wisconsinites could barely contain their urges deep fry and eat him.

We are proud to name whomever was in charge of securing the cover on the grease trap at Denny’s in Grand Chute that caused a 3-year-old boy to fall in as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jan 10th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…45-year-old Robert J. Westman who allegedly got a little too handsy with a woman whom he says he was “dirty dancing” with Wednesday night at Governor Scott Walker’s inaugural ball. According to the woman, Westman was  “creeping” on her and making unwelcome advances. When the woman’s boss intervened  Westman reportedly chose to head-butt him. The woman told police Westman also groped her and touched her improperly and kept trying to impress her by claiming he was friends with former House Speaker Newt Gingrich.

For head butting the woman which marks the first time in years anyone in Madison has used their head for anything.

For trying to hook up with a woman at Scott Walker's inauguration despite the fact that Walker famously doesn't believe in "unions".

For not understanding that in Madison, the words head and butt are usually only used together when one is up the other.

We are proud to name Robert J. Westman of Onalaska, who got arrested after allegedly getting handsy and head-butty at Governor Walker's Inauguration ball as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

dec 12th 2014



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… The 75-year-old Friendship man,  John Pryzbyla who was cited for his 10th DUI. A deputy pulled Pryzbyla over after seeing his truck allegedly cross the center line on State Highway 13. Pryzbyla denied drinking that night and reportedly blamed the smell of alcohol on his breath and apparently his bad driving on having eaten beer battered fish that evening.

So,

For telling a tale that is fishy at best and a whale tale at worst that he clearly expected the deputy to go for hook, line and sinker.  

For giving an excuse so LAME by comparison it makes Tiny Tim Cratchit look like Usain Bolt.

For blaming his wrong doing on something that smells like fish...something men have been doing since Adam.

We are proud to name John Pryzbyla of Friendship in Adams County as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

dec 12th 2014



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… The 75-year-old Friendship man,  John Pryzbyla who was cited for his 10th DUI. A deputy pulled Pryzbyla over after seeing his truck allegedly cross the center line on State Highway 13. Pryzbyla denied drinking that night and reportedly blamed the smell of alcohol on his breath and apparently his bad driving on having eaten beer battered fish that evening.

So,

For telling a tale that is fishy at best and a whale tale at worst that he clearly expected the deputy to go for hook, line and sinker.  

For giving an excuse so LAME by comparison it makes Tiny Tim Cratchit look like Usain Bolt.

For blaming his wrong doing on something that smells like fish...something men have been doing since Adam.

We are proud to name John Pryzbyla of Friendship in Adams County as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

nov 14th 2014


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week….41-year-old  Shawn Ellis and 28-year old Jennie Hetchler of Berlin who were arrested Wednesday night after one of them apparently posted items stolen from a neighbor’s home for sale on Craig’s List. When police arrived at their home with a search warrant they were surprised to reportedly find not just stolen property but also an enormous meth lab in their garage. Or should I say, an enormous meth lab in the garage AND their 3 young children...ages 9, 3, and 2 in the home. What's more, according to police, the couple almost blew up the garage on at least three occasions.

So,

For doing everything to attract police attention to their meth operation short of posting a "free donuts here" sign.

For going from Craig's List to the most wanted list.

For advertising stolen goods at the place they're manufacturing drugs which is nothing if not a classic “meth-take” (sorry).

And for having a residence full of kids and meth....sort of like the big Breaking Bad/Full House crossover episode nobody was asking for.

We are proud to name Shawn Ellis and Jennie Hetchler of Berlin as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:16 am Comment On This Post

nov 14th 2014


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Nicholas Heyrman, the 33-year-old Green Bay man who allegedly decided to defend his property when he heard there was an aggressive dog in his neighborhood by firing eight shots at it with his AR-15 assault rifle from 32 feet away, missing it each time but hitting a Jeep and a neighbor’s home.

So,

For reportedly firing his weapon eight times in the city which he shouldn’t have done because there were no barns around for him to not be able to hit the broadside of.

For allegedly being responsible for more errant discharges than a premature porn actor.

For reportedly firing shots to “defend his property” from a possibly over aggressive dog begging the question who was going to defend his property from its overly aggressive owner.

And for having such bad aim, he couldn’t win a pissing contest with Stevie Wonder.

We are proud to name Nicholas Heyrman of Green Bay as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

nov 7th 2014


We are proud to name the guy who stole an iPod, together with several other items, from a car in the Town of Vinland in Winnebago County and appears to have used it to take a selfie only to have the photo upload to the Cloud where the iPod’s owner was able to view the picture of the suspected thief on another device. Police say they have now identified the suspect and are looking to talk to him.

So,


For evidently behaving unashamedly when he should have been a little more selfie-conscious.

For potentially getting in the most trouble for a selfie since Pee Wee Herman.

And for apparently not realizing that a picture is worth not only a thousand words but also 18 months to 12 years and a fine of up to $5,000.

We are proud to name the guy who stole the iPod from a car in the Town of Vineland and then apparently used it to take a selfie that could lead to his arrest as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:49 am Comment On This Post

oct 24th 2014


We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week....Green Bay Alderman Chris Wery who this week when a constituent e-mailed to ask why Green Bay transit doesn't offer free transport to  polling places on election day, responded by grilling her about whether or not she supports violet Islamic extremists because she has an Arabic name.

So,

For answering a constituent's question about public transportation by himself boarding the express train to crazy town.

For making me wonder why nobody has questioned Wery as to whether or not he's a Nazi sympathizer because he himself has a BELGIAN last name.

For making me think we should start holding Belgians like Wery accountable for those stupid crusty waffles and those g-damn Brussels Sprouts.

We are proud to name Green Bay alderman Chris Wery as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post

oct 22nd 2014


October 3rd City of Menasha
Police were dispatched to the scene of a verbal disturbance on Third Street. Responding officers found two people arguing because one person left crumbs on the other person's car seat.

October 9th City of Waupun
A resident called police and reported that his two dogs were stuck together and asked for officer assistance in getting them apart. Police contacted a local veterinarian who advised them to leave the dog alone and nature would take its course. Prior to police leaving the residence, the dogs separated.

October 3rd City of Waukesha
A caller told police that a student from an area Bible institute had sent a text message to another student saying he wishes he wasn't such a coward so he could blow up the school. Contacted by police, the student explained that he made that statement out of frustration, but has no familiarity with explosives and hardly has the financial means to afford school much less the funds to buy enough explosives to blow it up.

October 11th City of Oak Creek
A resident reported to police that a male wearing a Spider-Man costume dropped a bag in some bushes and took off running. The bag contained a wallet, a cellphone and shoes. Police who responded spoke to the costumed man, who stated he dressed up like Spider-Man for his girlfriend's son's birthday party down the street and just needed somewhere to put his belongings while entertained the children.

October 6th City of Mequon
A resident called 911 to report there was a mouse in the house. The man was advised how to get rid of the mouse and also the proper use of 911.

October 17th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police responded to a report of a man who thought he was Jesus Christ and was attempting to walk on water.

October 14th Town of Grant
A 62-year-old woman called the sheriff's department and told deputies that an ex-boyfriend from high school had been calling her and leaving messages in which he sang and played guitar.

October 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report she believed her neighbor urinated on her bathroom rug.

October 12th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report her friend pulled her hair.

October 12th City of Shawano
Sheriff’s deputies responded after receiving a 911 call from a child reporting a bleeding chicken.

October 5th City of Waukesha
A caller told police she senses evil spirits emanating from an area sports bar. Responding officers said they went into the bar and "did not see, hear, feel or sense any negativity" from the three guys playing pool or from the female bartender.

October 6th City of Neenah
A caller notified police of a suspicious person in the vehicle on West Cecil Street. Officers investigated and discovered the suspicious person was a guy who had pulled over to the side of the road to send a text.

October 3rd City of Menasha
Police were dispatched to the scene of a verbal disturbance on Third Street. Responding officers found two people arguing because one person left crumbs on the other person's car seat.

October 7th City of Waukesha
Police received a report from a man who said he was offered a ride home from another man for $3. He told police he gave the driver a $20 bill and didn't receive any change. An officer asked the caller if he had asked the driver for his $17 change but the man said he doesn't like to ask questions so he didn't ask for his change back.

October 8th City of Waukesha
A bartender called police to report a naked man who was walking down the street had tried to enter the tavern twice but was each time turned away. According to the caller, the man was wearing a pair of gloves, presumably because it was cold outside.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:49 am Comment On This Post

oct 17th 2014


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…Lakeshia Van Straten and Andrew Schucknecht. They are the Waupaca County couple caught allegedly of trying to burglarize a business in Helvetia Township about 3am Tuesday morning while leaving their frightened and crying toddler behind by himself in Van Straten’s car. The pair reportedly already has 20 pending burglary and theft charges against them.

For apparently exhibiting  the worst judgment since the one at the OJ trial.

For allegedly leaving their young boy in a car alone...which sounds to me like a desperate attempt to reboot a series of McCauley Culkin movies.

For trying to break in to a business while also breaking their toddler in by letting him experience the cold hard reality of what it's like to have atrocious parents. 

And for giving Adrian Peterson a run for his money in the parent of the year competition.

We are proud to name Lakeshia Van Straten and Andrew Schucknecht as this week’s Rick and Len Show… WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:26 am Comment On This Post

oct 10th 2014


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenies of the Week… Travis Husnik of Luxemburg and Heather Basten of New Franken who this week were sentenced following an incident back in August where the two reportedly had sex in the back of a squad car while being transported by an deputy to the Oconto County Jail.

So,

For not understanding that conjugal visits usually don’t start until AFTER you get to the jail or prison.

For doing the pokey-pokey while being taken to the pokey. 

For apparently thinking the deputy said to slam her when he said he was going take them to the slammer.

For having what can only be called K-Mart sex…which is doing it beneath a flashing blue light.

And for proving that unlike some places in the country, in Oconto County, you don’t get screwed by the cops so you apparently have to do it yourself.

We are proud to name the Oconto County squad car humpers as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenies of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:24 am Comment On This Post

oct 3rd 2014


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…"That one guy". Let me explain. Saturday was, of course, Octoberfest in downtown Appleton. Organizers estimate that it was the biggest crowd ever and evidence suggests that they set a record this year for beer consumption. As many as a hundred thousand people and a virtual river of alcohol on a hot day can be a recipe for disaster. Yet, the total number of arrests at this year’s Octoberfest in Appleton….ONE! Yep. The only person arrested during this year’s Octoberfest was" that one guy" who was arrested for disorderly conduct. You know the guy I’m talking about. "That one guy" who gets a couple-three beers in him and is suddenly filled with enough bravado to pick a fight with lamppost. "That one guy" who when he’s drinking doesn’t realize that his hands belong in his own pockets and not on some stranger’s ass. "That one guy" who after a couple beers, has the manners of a cranky, brain damaged Doberman.

So,

For being "that one guy" who's trying to prove that one bad Apple-tonian can spoil the who bunch .

For apparently being "that one guy" who has a harder time holding his alcohol than 90-year-old Betty White has holding her urine during a sneeze.

And for being "that one guy" who, like a virgin in Peoria, is one in a hundred thousand .

We are proud to name "that one guy" who got arrested at Octoberfest as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK! 

(Police have not released the identity of "that one guy".)
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:35 am Comment On This Post

sep 26th 2014



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…Your 2014 Milwaukee Brewers who yesterday completed their near historic collapse with a loss to the Cincinnati Reds officially eliminating themselves from playoff contention after leading the division for almost the entire season. Hell, they even had the best record in baseball for a good chunk of the year. In fact, I remember at the All Star Break, based on their record, one statistician put their chances of making the play-offs at something like 93%. But nooooooo, not the Brewers.

So,

For failing as massively as Ryan Braun taking a drug test.

For folding faster than a speed origami-ist.



And for being such as major disappointment, every Brewer fan must now know what it was like to be Rick’s parents.

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:44 am Comment On This Post

sep 19th 2014


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Vanngeoli Arreguin, the 27-year-old Sheboygan woman who is facing more than 21 years in prison for a string of misdeeds including allegedly stealing her boyfriend's truck while drinking, forcing her boyfriend’s 11-year old cousin to steal donuts from Kwik Trip, and beheading her boyfriend's pet peach-faced lovebird. When the 11-year-old told Arreguin she shouldn’t be drinking and driving, Arreguin reportedly told her that it was okay to do so because she was from Texas.

So,

For reportedly not understanding that forcing an 11-year-old to steal donuts is cruller and unusual punishment. 

For thinking that being from Texas entitles you to drink and drive when it's been my experience that the only thing being from Texas entitles you to is being an a-hole, and that's only if you also own a pro football team in Dallas.

And for allegedly beheading her boyfriend’s pet peach-faced lovebird which means she's either the ISIS of the avian world or she seriously misunderstood the boyfriend's request for "a little head".

We are proud to name Vanngeoli Arreguin as this week’s rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:03 pm Comment On This Post

sep 12th 2014


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the Hobart man who was so “appalled” he wrote to the Green Bay Press Gazette this week to complain about the Packer organization because when he attended a pre-season game at Lambeau the Jumbotron camera operator scanned the crowd and some woman lifted her top and flashed her… sports bra. What if children would have seen that?

Never mind that the camera operator couldn't have known that the woman was going to lift her shirt. And never mind that kids see more revealing sights than a woman in a sports bra at beaches and swimming pools, on TV, on billboards and probably even in their text books.

So,

For being so tight assed, his time would be better spent sticking coal up his butt to turn it into diamonds than writing appalled letters to the Press Gazette.

For not realizing that if his child has never seen anything as revealing as a woman in a sports bra, he should probably be arrested for having kept them locked in a closet their entire lives.

For not realizing that this week, NFL teams are just happy if a "controversial video" involving their team doesn't show one of their players using his wife or girlfriend as a punching bag.

We are proud the Hobart man who wrote to the Press Gazette to complain about the Packers because he was "appalled" that a woman was shown lifting her shirt and showing her sports bra on the Jumbotron as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:23 am Comment On This Post

aug 1st 2014


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the driver of a 6,000-gallon capacity tanker is owned by Pagel's Ponderosa Dairy who overturned west of Algoma yesterday spilling 5,000 gallons of manure on to the highway and surrounding property. The driver suffered only minor scratches. The Kewaunee County Sheriff’s Department indicated speed was a factor in the incident.

So,

For dumping 5,000 gallons of manure in the middle of the state when due to the Wisconsin gubernatorial election we are already up to our eyeballs in it.

For not realizing that transporting large quantities of manure is just like sex…sometimes slower is better.

And for spreading crap around Northeastern Wisconsin when we have a 100,000 watt radio station to do that with every damn morning!

We are proud to name the driver of the tanker that over turned spilling 5,000 gallons of manure near Algoma yesterday as this week's Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

Photo from the Green Bay Press Gazette by Alyssa Bloechl.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:32 am Comment On This Post

jul 25th 2014


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the naked 22-year-old Menasha man on acid who was darting between cars on Highway I-43 near the Humboldt Road overpass in Green Bay late Wednesday afternoon. As a result of his behavior, cars were at a standstill. While there were no crashes, officers say the man did run into at least one vehicle.

According to police, the man was “Acting bizarre, crazy, unpredictable, impulsive, and ran into a vehicle. The vehicle didn’t run into him.” Police eventually used a Taser to subdue the man.

So,

For not understanding that just because you’ve dropped some acid doesn’t mean you also get to drop your pants.

For apparently thinking that LSD stands for Let’s Stop Drivers.

And for not realizing that when you are running while naked and tripping balls you run the risk of actually tripping on your balls.

We are proud to name the naked 22-year-old Menasha man on acid who was running in traffic on Highway I-43 in Green Bay late Wednesday afternoon as this week's Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:09 am Comment On This Post