We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…Chicago Bears wide receiver Brandon Marshall who made a big to do this week about the fact that he doesn’t like the Green Bay Packers. REALLLLLLY? Now I know Marshall is sort of new to this, just having joined the Bears this season, but I would have thought someone might have taken him aside by now and mentioned that THAT’S THE WAY IT SUPPOSED TO BE, DOUCHE BAG!
The Bears hate the Packers. The Packer hate the Bears. That’s not news. That’s the facts of life. It’s been that way for 91 frickin’ years. Hell, it was already that way almost 2 decades before Mike Ditka was even a glimmer in his father’s lazy eye.
Do you think the rivalry between the Packers and the Bears has been the longest and most intense in the history of the NFL because they LOVE each other? If that were the case, George Hallas and Vince Lombardi would be in Washington state right now tying the knot.
There’s no need to make some proclamation that you-don’t-like-the-Green-Bay-Packers. It’s the natural order of things. As a Chicago Bear, you’re not expected to like the Packers any more than a cobra is expected to like a mongoose, than the Hatfields are expected to like the McCoys or than Jay Cutler is expected to like the sand in his vagina. Get used to it or get out!
For mistakenly believing that what comes out of his own mouth is any more insightful than what comes out of his ass.
For being more clueless than even the Jon Bonet Ramsey Homicide investigators ever were.
And for apparently thinking he’s the first Bear player to ever sip from the cup of Packer Haterade.
We are proud to name Chicago Bear Brandon Marshall as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.