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jun 25th
SIGNS YOUR NEIGHBOR MIGHT BE A DOUCHEBAG



Did you hear about the guy in Wisconsin Rapids who left town for a few days and came home and found his neighbor sold his Jeep to a salvage yard? What a douchebag! Here's some signs YOUR neighbor MIGHt be a douchebag!

SIGNS YOUR NEIGHBOR IS A DOUCHEBAG 

If he not only lets his dog poop in your yard, he arranges the turds to spell out nasty insults about your mother…your neighbor might be a douchebag. 

If he leaves his Christmas tree lights up so long, your kid tripped over the cord while trick or treating… your neighbor might be a douchebag. 

If the weeds in his yard are more overgrown than a 70’s porn star’s thatch… your neighbor might be a douchebag.

If he leaves his bedroom window open while having loud, noisy, raucous sex…with your wife… your neighbor might be a douchebag. 

If he has more junk in his yard than Kim Kardashian has in her trunk… your neighbor might be a douchebag. 

If he has more junk in his yard than Kim Kardashian has had in her mouth… your neighbor might be a douchebag.

If the noises coming out of his home or garage are even more unpleasant and unlistenable than those coming from a field just off 41 southwest of Oshkosh for the next 4 days… your neighbor might be a douchebag.

If while you are out of town he calls a salvage yard and sells your jeep for scrap without your knowledge…you neighbor is definitely a douchebag!