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nov 30th 2010
  1. The Tubes - She's a Beauty
  2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls
  3. Bob Rivers - Walking 'round in Women's Underwear
Theme :: The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.  Watch beautiful girls walk around in lingerie... catch it on the tube tonight, 9pm on CBS. 
My DVR is already set.
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nov 29th 2010
  1. Bad Company - Shooting Star
  2. Golden Earring - Radar Love LIVE (from "The Naked Truth")
  3. Aerosmith - Janie's Got a Gun
Theme :: Star of the Naked Gun films, Leslie Nielsen, who died yesterday.  I am serious.  And stop calling me Shirley.  Video clips below for your enjoyment...
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nov 24th 2010
  1. ZZ Top - I Thank You
  2. Tesla - What You Give
  3. Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song
Theme :: Thanksgiving.  Enjoy your turkey tomorrow!
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nov 24th 2010
No idea who the model is, but in honor of Thanksgiving tomorrow, here is a sexy Pilgrim.
No... thank YOU.
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nov 23rd 2010
  1. Slaughter - Fly to the Angels
  2. Bon Jovi - Lay Your Hands On Me
  3. AC/DC - Touch Too Much
Theme :: The new TSA pat-down procedures for airport security. Between the pat-down and the body scanner it's like being the slutty, drunk girl at a frat party. Before you leave, you're either getting groped or someone's gonna see you naked. At least it's not both.
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nov 23rd 2010
I'm Rat James, bitch!
Here's your SAT analogy test question for the day.
Males : Blow Pops :: Females : Blow
At least when it comes to rats.  Scientists have discovered that male rats prefer sweets to cocaine, while females went cuckoo for the Bolivian marching powder.  Read more about why scientists are getting rodents high in this article.
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nov 22nd 2010
Yes, it's a talk you will some day need to have with your kids. No, not that talk. The talk about Star Wars.  "Han shot first" and "Jar-Jar Binks hates puppies" are necessary life lessons.

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nov 19th 2010
I think we just learned why Guinness stays so frothy...
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nov 19th 2010
Rock Against Hunger Food Drive going on today, so let's serve up some Thanksgiving themed Pumpkin Pie shots.

Drink Ingredients:
  • 1/4 oz Cinnamon Schnapps
  • 1/2 oz Coffee Liqueur
  • 1/2 oz Irish Cream
Drink Preparation:
  • Slowly layer the ingredients in the order listed above into a large shot glass.
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nov 18th 2010
  1. Ratt - Round and Round
  2. Pink Floyd - Time
  3. Golden Earring - Twilight Zone
Theme :: Time Zones. Standardized time zones were introduced on this day in 1883.
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nov 18th 2010
When your high school superintendent doesn't get the joke, it makes the Wakefield Track and Field team sweatshirts that much more entertaining.
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nov 17th 2010
Well, People magazine didn't name me as Sexiest Man Alive today, but they did give me one piece of good news: Eva Longoria Parker will be dropping the "Parker" from her name.  Oh yeah, the husband that gave her that name, NBA star Tony Parker, will be getting the boot, too.

Line starts behind me, guys.

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nov 17th 2010
  1. Stone Temple Pilots - Sex Type Thing
  2. Styx - Blue Collar Man
  3. Pearl Jam - Alive
Theme :: Sexiest Man Alive.  Once again, I've been snubbed by those bastards at People magazine.  They chose Ryan Reynolds this year.  
This guy?  Really?
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nov 16th 2010
  1. Twisted Sister - I Wanna Rock
  2. REO Speedwagon - Roll With the Changes (from "You Can Tune a Piano, But You Can't Tuna Fish")
  3. The Beatles - Revolution
Theme :: iTunes is now selling The Beatles' music.  Click here to start buying some Beatles from the iTunes store.  Check out more on the story here.
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nov 15th 2010
  1. Van Halen - Right Now (from "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge") 
  2. Motley Crue - Same Ol' Situation (S.O.S.)
  3. Ozzy Osbourne - N.I.B. 
Theme :: Acronyms.  FYI, NIB stands for Nativity in Black.  And I'll let you create the acronym For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge yourself.
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nov 12th 2010
  1. Lynyrd Skynyrd - Gimme Three Steps
  2. Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter
  3. ZZ Top - Gimme All Your Lovin'
Theme :: Gimme gimme gimme!
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nov 12th 2010
These troops deserve a drink.
Screw that, they deserve a whole bar.
Since yesterday was Veterans' Day, here's a drink recipe fitting for any troops who have served in Iraq... the Liquid Desert.

Drink Recipe Ingredients:
  • 1/2 oz. Vodka
  • 2 oz. Midori melon liqueur
  • 1 oz. Water
  • 2 oz. Mountain Dew
Drink Recipe Preparation:
  • Over ice in an 8 oz. rocks glass, pour in all ingredients.
  • Stir and drink.
  • Pray for the day when nobody's son or daughter has to go off to war.
Source
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nov 11th 2010
  1. Slaughter - Up All Night
  2. Led Zeppelin - Houses of the Holy
  3. Tesla - Signs (from "Five Man Acoustical Jam")
Theme :: Slaughterhouse Five, the classic novel from Kurt Vonnegut, who was born on this day in 1922.
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nov 11th 2010
Ain't technology grand?  The advances in smartphone technology now allow each and every one of us to carry around a single small device that can effectively replace your telephone, computer, entire music, film, and book collections, world atlas, street maps, television, local library, video arcade, and generally most reasons to leave the house.

Well now you can add "Free Clinic" to that list.  Strange bump down below?  Burns when you pee? There's an app for that!

Or at least there will be...  They're working on self-testing technology in the UK:
People who suspect they have been infected will be able to put urine or saliva on to a computer chip about the size of a USB chip, plug it into their phone or computer and receive a diagnosis within minutes, telling them which, if any, sexually transmitted infection (STI) they have.
The good news is that you'll be able to make sure that skank is clean before stumbling home with her at bar time.  The bad news is that either way your iPhone now smells like urine.
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nov 10th 2010
  1. Rush - Limelight (from "Moving Pictures")
  2. Bon Jovi - Runaway
  3. Aerosmith -  Train Kept A-Rollin'
Theme :: Unstoppable, the new movie about a runaway train, starring Denzel Washington and Chris Pine.  The film hits theaters this Friday.
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