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sep 26th



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…Your 2014 Milwaukee Brewers who yesterday completed their near historic collapse with a loss to the Cincinnati Reds officially eliminating themselves from playoff contention after leading the division for almost the entire season. Hell, they even had the best record in baseball for a good chunk of the year. In fact, I remember at the All Star Break, based on their record, one statistician put their chances of making the play-offs at something like 93%. But nooooooo, not the Brewers.

So,

For failing as massively as Ryan Braun taking a drug test.

For folding faster than a speed origami-ist.



And for being such as major disappointment, every Brewer fan must now know what it was like to be Rick’s parents.

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:44 am Comment On This Post

sep 24th


REASONS SO MANY AREA ACCIDENTS TUESDAY MORNING

10. People coming south from Green Bay and North from Oshkosh not sure how to drive on rare section of highway 41 not currently under construction.

9. In hind sight, replacing  concrete and asphalt on stretches of state highways with Teflon slathered in Wesson oil perhaps not the best idea.

8. With summer officially over, Wisconsin drivers confused driving on highways that are suddenly no longer filled with speeding, tailgating FIBS weaving in and out of traffic.

7. Many people driving with disregard for their own lives since the pending onslaught of 2014 campaign ads has sapped them of their will to live.

6. Lots of area residents preparing for the trip home from Oktoberfest chose Tuesday morning to start practicing their drunken driving.

5. Chain reaction accident caused by Mayor of Green Bay not being able to see over the dashboard while driving without his booster seat.

4. Too many people trying to drive while using their smart phones to search for pictures of the supposed three breasted woman.

3. Scads of people lost control of their vehicles at the same time lunging for their radios to turn up the 199Ride.com guy so they wouldn't miss a single word.

2. Folks were just rushing to get to work before the snow fall after seeing commercial with Scott Walker in that hole and mistakenly thinking that if he crawled out and saw his shadow it meant winter would arrive six weeks early.

1. One driver actually used their turn signal and confused the hell out of everyone else on the road.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:40 am Comment On This Post

sep 22nd


September 9th City of Waukesha
A caller told police she saw a man carrying a baby in a dog kennel. When police arrived at the scene, they discovered it was a small dog in the kennel, not an unusually ugly, hairy infant.

September 20th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported that a bird feeder was tipped over at her mother's residence the previous night. The caller told police her mother has some "very shady" neighbors whom she suspects of tipping the bird feeder. The woman requested additional patrol to assure the safety of her mother's bird feeder.

September 16th City of Shawano
A man called police to report findings traffic cones in the roadway. The man told police no construction was going on so he assumed they were put there by someone who was "just goofing off".

August 23rd City of Verona
A man flagged down a police officer to report his intoxicated friend had gotten lost…and fallen through a barn roof.

August 23rd City of Verona
Police received a 911 call where they could only hear children and adults talking in the background. It was eventually determined that the family's seven-year-old daughter had called 911 because she had overheard family members discussing how thankful they were that they never had a reason to call 911. The responding officer explained to the girl what 911 is.

September 16th Village of Biron
A man called police and reported that he could hear people trying to break into his home. The man called police back three more times before police arrived at his residence to investigate. Responding officers believe that what the man heard was actually several falling pinecones.

September 9th City of Waukesha
A resident called police to report they thought a person might be hanging from a tree in front of a house. The caller believed it was a Halloween decoration but couldn’t be sure. Police found that it was in fact a mannequin Halloween decoration in the tree.

September 8th City of Greenfield
A resident called police to report her live-in boyfriend called her “retarded and stupid” while standing in her “she-cave”. Police determined nothing physical took place and told the two to leave each other alone. The same resident called 911 again 35 minutes later to report her boyfriend called her “stupid.” Officers again advised them to leave each other alone and both were warned about misusing 911.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:28 am Comment On This Post

sep 19th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Vanngeoli Arreguin, the 27-year-old Sheboygan woman who is facing more than 21 years in prison for a string of misdeeds including allegedly stealing her boyfriend's truck while drinking, forcing her boyfriend’s 11-year old cousin to steal donuts from Kwik Trip, and beheading her boyfriend's pet peach-faced lovebird. When the 11-year-old told Arreguin she shouldn’t be drinking and driving, Arreguin reportedly told her that it was okay to do so because she was from Texas.

So,

For reportedly not understanding that forcing an 11-year-old to steal donuts is cruller and unusual punishment. 

For thinking that being from Texas entitles you to drink and drive when it's been my experience that the only thing being from Texas entitles you to is being an a-hole, and that's only if you also own a pro football team in Dallas.

And for allegedly beheading her boyfriend’s pet peach-faced lovebird which means she's either the ISIS of the avian world or she seriously misunderstood the boyfriend's request for "a little head".

We are proud to name Vanngeoli Arreguin as this week’s rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:03 pm Comment On This Post

sep 15th


August 28th City of Waukesha
A man called police to request an ambulance for a 55-year-old woman. Police learned the woman wanted an ambulance because she was bleeding after picking a pimple on her face.

August 30th City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report ongoing problems with her neighbor who was flipping her off, spitting in her direction and saying she is going to beat "the crap out of her." Both women said they were good friends until about two weeks ago after a falling out over the woman undercooking some chicken she made for her neighbor. The neighbor told her not to make her food anymore, but the other woman keeps making it anyway.

September 8th Village of Port Edwards
A person calling from a business reported a job applicant became upset when she learned she needed a resume to apply for a job so she went outside and hit her own car with a baseball bat and then left.

September 6th Dane County
A 23-year-old woman was awakened by the sound of her front door crashing in. Unsure what to do during a burglary, the woman grabbed her cell phone, hid in a closet and Googled "What to do during a burglary?". Google advised her to call police so she did.

August 27th City of Waukesha
A man called police to report finding strands of blonde hair in the back of his pickup truck. The man told police he was unable to tell if the blonde hairs came from a human being or an animal. Police determined the blonde hairs...were actually hay.


September 1st City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report receiving a phone call from a man who asked her if she wanted to hear him slap his genitals.

September 5th City of Whitefish Bay
Police were called to check on the well-being of an elderly woman who was seen walking down the street carrying deer antlers and a clown picture. The woman told responding officers she did not need any help and was just coming from a rummage sale.

September 5th Dane County
A man reported to police that while his 2000 Ford Taurus station wagon was parked, someone stole the brand new right front tire from the car and replaced it with an flat balding one. The victim filled out an official police report noting "This hot rod of a car of mine seems to attract petty thuggery, obviously due to envy. I'm sure the perpetrators imagine (rightly so) a balding, middle age potbellied family man proudly cruising the city, his comb-over flowing out the half open window. I can understand their jealousy but can't condone it. I think fair punishment would be for them to one day find themselves balding and middle aged."

September 1st City of Portage
Police took a report of a 53-year-old man who urinated on the side of a building. Police said they spoke with the suspect who denied the accusation. Police arrested the man however, after receiving a second report of him urinating on the entrance to another building.

August 19th City of Greenfield
A caller reported a Port-A-Potty was knocked over sometime between 6 and 7 a.m. The caller told police the same Port-A-Potty was also knocked over on August 6th and August 18th. The caller requested a special patrol watch to keep an eye on the Port-A-Potty.

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:57 am Comment On This Post

sep 12th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the Hobart man who was so “appalled” he wrote to the Green Bay Press Gazette this week to complain about the Packer organization because when he attended a pre-season game at Lambeau the Jumbotron camera operator scanned the crowd and some woman lifted her top and flashed her… sports bra. What if children would have seen that?

Never mind that the camera operator couldn't have known that the woman was going to lift her shirt. And never mind that kids see more revealing sights than a woman in a sports bra at beaches and swimming pools, on TV, on billboards and probably even in their text books.

So,

For being so tight assed, his time would be better spent sticking coal up his butt to turn it into diamonds than writing appalled letters to the Press Gazette.

For not realizing that if his child has never seen anything as revealing as a woman in a sports bra, he should probably be arrested for having kept them locked in a closet their entire lives.

For not realizing that this week, NFL teams are just happy if a "controversial video" involving their team doesn't show one of their players using his wife or girlfriend as a punching bag.

We are proud the Hobart man who wrote to the Press Gazette to complain about the Packers because he was "appalled" that a woman was shown lifting her shirt and showing her sports bra on the Jumbotron as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:23 am Comment On This Post

sep 9th


August 23rd City of Greenfield
Police received a 911 call from a woman reporting a robbery in progress at Starbucks. The caller stated her 14-year-old daughter went inside and then texted her mom that the business was being held up. A police investigation revealed the girl actually texted her mom, “Hold up at Starbucks,” meaning the line was long and the number of customers inside was holding her up.

August 15th Village of Harrison
A resident on Fire Lane 10 called the sheriff's department to report a theft. The caller indicated that their neighbor keeps stealing their garbage.

August 31st City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman reported that another woman got out of her vehicle and spit on her because she was taking too long at a business.

September 1st City of Beaver Dam
Police responded to a call from a 78-year-old woman who was upset about the price of her haircut at Cost Cutters. The woman's husband eventually intervened and paid for her haircut.

August 12th City of Verona
Police responded to a missing juvenile call from the senior center. Upon arrival, officers located the boy in the parking lot. The boy explained that he had come to the senior center to play cards with his grandfather. But having never played that particular game before he made a mistake which caused the other elderly players to be mean and make fun of him so he left.

August 31st City of Oak Creek
Police responded after a 911 caller reported at least three vehicles were parked near his residence and the occupants were outside, yelling at each other. The responding officer found 15 people in the area, who stated they were just looking for ghosts. They were all told to leave and come back during daytime hours.

August 22nd City of Greenfield
A manager at Speedway called police to report a man wearing an orange shirt and khaki shorts enters the store every day, buys a cigar, picks up one of the lighters for sale off a display and uses it to light up his cigar and then places the lighter back on the display before leaving. The responding officer advised the manager to stop selling the man cigars if he didn’t want him using their lighters.

August 21st City of Waukesha
A caller reported seeing a suspicious man in a public park. The caller told police the man was in the park by himself and walked into the bushes where he appeared to be hiding. When the caller asked the man why he was hiding, he replied "I'm looking at the flowers."

(Photo NOT from the Greenfield Starbucks)
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:10 am Comment On This Post

sep 2nd


August 24th City of Oak Creek
A jogger flagged down police to report that a dog being walked by its owner just bit him on the scrotum.

August 18th Town of Menasha
An employee of a business on Drum Corps Drive reported that someone vandalized a large trailer in the lot that is in the shape of a Green Bay Packers helmet. According to the employee, sometime over the weekend someone painted over the “G” turning it into the letter “C.”

August 21st City of Shawano
Police responded to a report of a man outside Shawano Square Apartments who had dropped his pants and was barking like a dog.

August 17th City of Shawano
Police received a report of a man on Prairie Street pulling down his pants and asking people to look at his underwear.

August 17th Shawano County
Sheriff’s deputies responded to a report of an altercation at the Express Way restaurant. Two employees were allegedly in the parking lot threatening a customer who complained about a milkshake.

August 27th Village of Caledonia
A 28-year-old Milwaukee got her flip-flops caught on the brake pedal and “was unable to stop at the stop sign.” The woman's vehicle was then hit by a pickup truck pulling a trailer containing a camel named Eli. The truck driver sustained a broken leg. The woman and the camel named Eli were uninjured.

August 21st City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report the theft of four rings and a picture of Elvis.

August 21st Village of Biron
A woman reported her neighbor yelled at her daughter for walking down the street.

August 18th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman call police and reported a man killed fish and threw a hairbrush into a car.

August 17th Village of Nekoosa
Police received a report of someone in an SUV swerving and throwing cookies.

August 19th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported neighbors smashed their window out, pulled a gun on them and took off. The gun turned out to actually be a pair of vice grips.

August 8th City of Waukesha
A caller reported a female child was crying for help. Police made contact with several houses and only found a 2-year-old throwing a temper tantrum in the backyard of one house and a 3-year-old crying because a Wiffle ball bumped him in the head at another.

August 9th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a report of a man who said he was "stuck in his brother's car" and kept honking the horn, while yelling "I just want to get out of the car. I can't get out of the car". Responding officers found the man was just extremely intoxicated and couldn't figure out how to open the door.

August 10th City of Waukesha
Please received a report of a shirtless man wearing a blazer who had been flipping people off as they walked by him for the last 10 1/2 hours.

August 15th City of Marshfield
A 70-year-old woman told police her neighbor made “sexual breathing noises,” comments about her buttocks and yelled at her through the window while she was gardening.  The man denied doing these things but did admit to yelling at his cat.

July 15th Village of Jackson
A man told police that he saw a woman in a vehicle intentionally try to run over a flock of geese. Using the license plate, police located the driver. The woman told the officer that she didn’t try to run the geese over but “thought it would be funny to drive at them fast so they would fly away”. None of the geese was injured. According to police, no further action was taken because “there’s no law against being an immature moron.”

July 5th City of Verona
A couple was warned for being in Community Park after they were found in the rear cargo area of their SUV…“cuddling”.

June 21st City of Verona
A 4-year-old girl was reported missing from her home. The mother reported that her daughter had been put down for a nap in the same bed as her sleeping mother, and when the mother woke up from her nap, the child was nowhere to be found. When the home was searched, the child was found sleeping in a plastic storage bin in the corner of the room she had originally been placed in.

August 25th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report that an unknown person had thrown pinecones in the road.

August 23rd City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report her boyfriend was yelling at her because he didn't like the way she was breast-feeding.

August 24th City of Waukesha
A resident at an apartment complex called police to report seeing three females outside taking some of their clothes off, splashing each other with water, taking pictures of each other and "giggling." The responding officer found three females in the act of doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

August 28th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report three people had thrown dirt at her in an effort to get her to break up with her boyfriend.

August 27th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported to police that a man in a wheelchair got out of his chair, performed a sexual act, got back in his wheelchair and left.

August 23rd City of Oak Creek
A resident called police to report receiving a phone call from an unidentified male who told him that he would "gut him and leave him in the woods" if he didn't pay his ex-girlfriend $80 for a cat toy.

August 28th City of Shawano
A man called 911, told the dispatcher that he liked the music on the radio, then hung up the phone.

August 25th City of Beaver Dam
A 29-year-old Maple Avenue woman called police and reported that a 32-year-old woman stole her plant, so she stole the plant back. When police arrived, both women were intoxicated and both were advised to cease contact with each other. It is unclear which ended up with possession of the plant.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:56 am Comment On This Post

aug 18th
Appleton Mayor Tim Hanna challenged the guys and they came through...but with beer, not water.
Please support the fight  against ALS (Lou Grehrig's Disease) by donating at www.als.org.

posted by: Rick and Len at 3:04 pm Comment On This Post

aug 18th


July 12th Dane County
A 26-year-old woman with a box full of guinea pigs walked into a pet store and tried to put her guinea pigs in with the store guinea pigs. When the store manager told her she couldn't do that, the woman became angry and told him it was not his store but rather it "belongs to the animals". When police arrived, they tried to coax the woman out of the store. However, the woman yelled "I am sorry, my babies" and hurled the box of guinea pigs at officers. Police arrested the woman. The box of guinea pigs were unharmed.

August 14th Town of Emmet
A resident called the sheriff’s department to report someone has left empty McDonald's bags in his driveway. The area McDonald's was contacted to have them check their surveillance video recordings to see if they could identify a suspect based on the time on the receipt left in one of the bags. Deputies were unable to obtain the security video needed to aid in the investigation at this time.

August 15th City of Sheboygan
Police were called to a residence where a drunk mother and daughter were cutting watermelon. The drunken mother reportedly became angry and grabbed the knife. When police arrived the mom was in the backyard and the rest of the family was hiding.

August 9th Town of Menasha
An officer was sent to a residence on Ann Street around 11:30pm after a neighbor called to report loud music. The officer had spoken with two women outside and told them to tell the people inside to turn the music down. A short time later the music was turned up even louder than before. A person looked outside but refused to open the door. When asked to turn the music down, the man replied that all cops are "fascist pigs" and proceeded to turn the music even louder. The man then began chanting on a microphone, "I know my rights. I know my rights." A citation for loud music was issued to the resident.

August 16th Dane County
Police were called to the Henry Villas Zoo after a 24-year-old woman who loves giraffes, climbed over a fence into the giraffe enclosure. Wally, a two-year-old, 12 foot tall giraffe, licked the woman's cheek before turning around and kicking her in the face. The woman was not seriously injured. It is unclear if the kick to the face dampened her love of the tall mammals.

August 7th City of Franklin
Several condominium residents called police and reported they were yelled and sworn at by another resident. Officers determined the man was angry over the placement of bird feeders.

August 5th Village of Shorewood
Police were called to break up a disturbance between two men who were fighting over one of them using the other man's laundry detergent.

August 6th City of Oak Creek
A man called police after he confronted an unknown male who entered his parked car in an apartment complex parking lot and stole a quarter. When the caller told him to put the money back the suspect fled on foot with the quarter leaving behind his bicycle.

August 7th City of Wauwatosa
Police were called to the Boston Store where they arrested a male construction worker for concealing lingerie and a bottle of nail polish in an empty cordless drill case while remodeling the store.

August 3rd City of Waukesha
A man called police and told them he had misplaced his prescription medication and wanted an officer to bring a drug sniffing dog to his house to find it.

August 4th City of Waukesha
A caller told police he could hear neighbors arguing and pounding on the walls. Police learned the argument between a man and woman was over whether to leave the back entry door open or closed.

August 4th City of Waukesha
A resident call police at 11:30 PM to complain that his neighbor was showering too loud. He also told officers that he felt 11:30 PM was an “unreasonable time for people to be awake”.

August 6th City of Waukesha
Four people called police after hearing a man screaming. The man told police he was just excited about having a winning scratch-off lottery ticket.

August 12th Town of Oak Grove
A man called the Dodge County sheriff’s department to report a stray chicken keeps coming on his property and defecating on his porch.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:38 am Comment On This Post

aug 12th
After a pretty long day in the sun in Deadwood Thursday I was planning to see Jackyl at Fuill Throttle Saloon but the place was an absolute madhouse. By the time I would have reached the place the show would have been half over. Oh, well. I'm sure those guys will be around NE Wisconsin very soon so I'll catch up with Jesse James Dupree then.

This morning I had a chance to visit the Black Hills National Cemetery. It's a humbling place. There were some honor guard guys waiting for a veteran's burial but otherwise just me. As we undertake military actions in the Middle East I was looking directly at what wars really cost. Let's not do that anymore.


Quite a jarring change in scene just a few miles away in Sturgis. The crazy that is the bike rally was in full swing as I set up shop at the Easy Rider saloon right on Lazelle Street. As I talked with Elwood on the Road Show I had tons of bikes to watch, tons of people walking right by, two incredibly buxom ladies serving beers to my right, a bad country band playing behind me and girls with little on hanging from the rafters doing sexy gymnastics on long fabric things. you know, just another afternoon in South Dakota.

I moved over to Main Street which is filled with thousands of bikes and people. I decided to interview a tattoo guy working on ladies in a storefront window. You get free shots of Jack Daniels with your tattoo. I'm sure that makes for some good decision making, right? The tattoo artist is named Spider. Of course he is.


When I say there are lots of bikes, I use the term liberally. Some of the "bikes" are customized so much they hardly look like motorcycles any more.




I hooked up with the WAPL contest winners, Bob and Janet Boehnlein of Brothertown. Nice folks who are really enjoying the trip...especially the Harley Ultra they get to use for the week from Harley Davidson of Appleton. It's their first Sturgis experience and they're loving it. We took in the sights at the famous Knuckle Saloon and they tagged along for some of the broadcast later on Main.

I'm going to miss this place...until next year's 75th Annual Bike Rally. It's going to be twice as nuts.
Ah, Sturgis. Where even the mannequins give it all they've got.

posted by: Rick and Len at 9:10 am Comment On This Post

aug 8th
Thursday's weather was much nicer. Took a scenic route to Deadwood (there isn't really another) and set up shop at the Lucas Oil Road House party. The boys in Unity the Band from back home were the host band. Bassist Tim Perkins gave some lessons on his instrument to the bikini bike wash girls.

The rest of the band did, too.

I asked a local guy what it's like in Sturgis in, say, March when no bike rally is going on. He said, "You could set off a bomb downtown in March and  police wouldn't get to it until April."  The whole area lives off the rally. I reminded him that, in a very real sense, it lives off Milwaukee. As in the Milwaukee iron which drives everything here.
One of the saddest things I've seen here is the dude who fell down and got some drunk rash. No worries, just use a sandwich size baggie, some duct AND masking tape and you've got a Sturgis bandage. But really, man, don't show it off. Put on your shirt. Look closely and you can see his handiwork.

I ordered some Chinese food delivery tonight at the hotel. Worst ever. Cashew chicken was a few nuts, some questionably textured chicken and a bowlful of what I call salt gravy.
Tomorrow I'm headed for downtown Sturgis for the annual WAPL live broadcast walkabout. My backpack radio unit, a butt load of cool bikes, a handful of naked painted ladies and it promises to be interesting on the Road Show from 3-5 Friday.
Until then, I leave you with another shot of Patty and Casey at Full Throttle Saloon. I'm told they got quite popular when I posted a different picture on the 105-7 WAPL Facebook page.

posted by: Rick and Len at 9:14 am Comment On This Post

aug 8th
The trip to Sturgis is god-awful boring until you reach the Badlands area in western South Dakota. I highly recommend getting off the interstate and taking the Badlands loop through the national park. Beautiful scenery, even in fog and mist.



Sometimes you have to wait for local traffic, though.



I got into Sturgis around noon and headed for the Full Throttle Saloon.  I set up the afternoon broadcast (3-5 with the Road Show on 105-7 WAPL. The crazy is full-on at FTS. Girls doing trapeze while hanging from a motorcycle on a suspended wire. Zip lining across the place. Flame breathing dudes with more tattoos than they have skin.
My location is in Club Puh-Pow, which is Jesse James DuPree's (Jackyl) bar at the Full Throttle. I was treated especially well by Jesse's pals Patty and Casey.



Patty (in foreground) was on the air with me for awhile. I think she looks like Sandra Bullock with assets that defy Gravity.
I ran into Stu from Spaude from Appleton and Al Hauberg from Neenah. I'm told Al had an unfortunate man-part injury involving a pole of some kind (use your imagination). Nice fellas having a ball amidst the rain showers which have plagued the 74th Annual Bike Rally. But the weather improved late Wednesday so I headed into downtown Sturgis where I ran into the boys from Unity the Band. They're gigging this week in Deadwood and I'll see them play Thursday. How do you know you're in the only reggae band at the bike rally? You're the only men wearing shorts in Sturgis.



That's Matt Gieseke and Tim Perkins chilling at Side Hack's.
My plan is to do the show live from Deadwood Thursday. Adventures will abound.
posted by: Rick and Len at 9:00 am Comment On This Post

aug 6th


THE GUY NEXT TO YOU ON THE AIRPLANE MIGHT HAVE EBOLA

If the only way you could have been exposed to more viral strains is by drinking Charlie Sheen’s bath water…the guy next to you on the airplane might have Ebola.

If he’s being attended to by a doctor who looks suspiciously like Leslie Nielsen…the guy next to you on the airplane might have Ebola.

If he turns his head and coughs more times than Richard Simmons at a National Convention of Hernia specialists…the guy next to you on the airplane might have Ebola.

If he seems incoherent, sluggish and unable to focus…and it’s not just the pilot your drunken pilot…the guy next to you on the airplane might have Ebola.

If he makes more trips to the airplane rest room than the recruiting director for the Mile High Club…the guy next to you on the airplane might have Ebola.

If he throws up more times than the Olson twins at an all you can eat buffet…the guy next to you on the airplane might have Ebola.

If you throws up more times than Lindsey Lohan at an all you can drink buffet…the guy next to you on the airplane might have Ebola.

If he’s already filed two air sick bags and they haven’t even served the airline food yet…the guy next to you on the airplane might have Ebola.

If the entire flight, he is tightly clutching the decorative urn in which he’ll be interred for his return flight…the guy next to you on the airplane is definitely has Ebola.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

aug 5th


SURPRISES FROM YESTERDAYS BRETT FAVRE HALL OF FAME AND NUMBER RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT

10. Mark Murphy announced the Hall of Fame is also inducting a large wad of Ray Rhodes’ chewing gum.

9. It was revealed that the REAL reason he came out of retirement to play for the Jets and Vikings was to avoid listing to Deanna nag him about mowing the lawn. 

8. Lambeau Ring of Honor also making room for a selection of John Madden lip prints from Brett’s ass.

7. Since his former coach Mike Holmgren will be unable to attend, will be replaced by Chumley the cartoon Walrus. 

6. They are also retiring the number of Brett’s pharmacist. (his cellphone number, that is)

5. Only reason Brett agreed to return to Green Bay is the prospect of a big sweaty hug from Larry McCarren.

4. Instead of holding ceremony at Lambeau, Hall of Fame induction will be take place in the basement of the old Philling Station bar in downtown Appleton.

3. Brett hopes Hall of Fame induction will keep him from being remembered like a character in Brokeback Mountain, a well-meaning country boy who’s balls always ended up in the wrong guy’s hands.

2. In a fitting tribute to his family, Hall of Fame exhibit will also include a selection of items shoplifted by his sister and the bathtub she made meth in.

1. When they retire Brett’s number 4, they’re putting the word “inches” after it.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:15 am Comment On This Post

aug 4th


Five years ago he joined the Vikings.
I’m sure you remember all the fuss.
A decision motivated by spite
That made us declare “He’s dead to us”.

Amid all the controversy,
His indecision and his texts.
We at the Rick and Len Show staged a funeral
For Packer fans to pay their last dis-respects.

Hundreds of you turned out
At an Ashwaubenon bar
To hear the eulogies and dirges
At our Funeral 4 Favre.

Now it’s time to end the bitterness.
It’s time to end the strife.
Mark Murphy has determined.
It’s time to bring Brett back to life.

No one’s ever come back from the dead before
(With one notable exception)
So, how exactly do we bring Brett back?
We’ve never staged a resurrection.

Do we need a voodoo practitioner.
Reciting some kind of incantation.
To bring Brett back from the dead
And to Green and Gold salvation?

Or do we need a crazy doctor
Who specializes in reanimating the supine.
With lightning and electricity
Like some mad Dr. Favre-enstein.

I don't have the answers
But I think Mark Murphy's right.
It's time to bring back Brett.
And give him his own day or night.

And the late Brett Favre says he's ready
He no longer has an axe to grind.
He says he’s coming back in 2015.
Which gives him plenty of time to change his mind.

Photo by the New York Daily News
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:24 am Comment On This Post

aug 1st


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the driver of a 6,000-gallon capacity tanker is owned by Pagel's Ponderosa Dairy who overturned west of Algoma yesterday spilling 5,000 gallons of manure on to the highway and surrounding property. The driver suffered only minor scratches. The Kewaunee County Sheriff’s Department indicated speed was a factor in the incident.

So,

For dumping 5,000 gallons of manure in the middle of the state when due to the Wisconsin gubernatorial election we are already up to our eyeballs in it.

For not realizing that transporting large quantities of manure is just like sex…sometimes slower is better.

And for spreading crap around Northeastern Wisconsin when we have a 100,000 watt radio station to do that with every damn morning!

We are proud to name the driver of the tanker that over turned spilling 5,000 gallons of manure near Algoma yesterday as this week's Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

Photo from the Green Bay Press Gazette by Alyssa Bloechl.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:32 am Comment On This Post

jul 28th


July 24th City of Portage
Police responded to a report of a disturbance at the county fairgrounds where they found two boys in the cattle barn fighting  over the placement of a manure pile. 

June 29th Village of Sherwood
A DJ on Clifton Road called police and reported five or six people were attempting to force him stay longer and play more music.

July 10th City of Menasha
Officers received an anonymous complaint about a rummage sale in progress. Officers contacted the resident who said there was no sale in progress and that all items laying in the driveway are just their children's toys.

July 11th Village of Jackson
An officer stopped an SUV for blinding oncoming traffic with its high-beams. The driver, a 35-year-old West Bend woman, was believed to be drinking and admitted she already had a suspended license for two prior OWI convictions. The woman also told police she was hiding a cell phone in her vagina. Jail staff used a metal detector and determined that the woman did NOT actually have a cell phone in her vagina.

July 18th City of Stevens Point
A 53-year-old woman told police that she found a bag of melted ice inside her mailbox.

July 23rd City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report two little boys threw a “bouncy-ball” at her.

July 18th City of Waukesha
A man called police because he didn’t want to go inside his apartment because there were bugs inside.

July 14th City of Franklin
Police received a report of a theft of about six yards of dirt from the St. Martin Church cemetery.

June 23rd Village of Harrison
A resident called police to report their neighbors ducks kept coming into their yard. Please informed them that there is nothing in village ordinances covering ducks so they are apparently free to do what they want.

June 23rd City of Chilton
Police received a report of a driver in a black SUV driving the wrong way on a one-way street with a male passenger hanging out the sunroof yelling at a moped.

July 21st City of Shawano
A caller told police someone broke into their car and left behind a pack of beef jerky.

July 15th Village of Shorewood
A resident called police after seeing a man tearing siding off her house. When confronted, the man quickly left. It turned out the man tearing off the siding was supposed to be working on a house across the street.

June 27th Village of Harrison
Police were asked to assist with a two-year-old child stuck in a bathroom. The bathroom door would not open because a vanity drawer in the bathroom was open and blocking the door. The two-year-old was eventually safely extricated from the bathroom.

July 15th City of Franklin
An unidentified male rang a resident’s doorbell and stated he could read people, could tell that she was rich, said something about President Obama and then stated that he was done talking to her and left.

July 24th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police to report that his neighbor keeps throwing feces on his hammock.

July 19th City of Rice Lake
A man caught in the act of robbing a bank told police he only did it to get enough money to pay off court obligations so he could avoid going to jail.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post

jul 25th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the naked 22-year-old Menasha man on acid who was darting between cars on Highway I-43 near the Humboldt Road overpass in Green Bay late Wednesday afternoon. As a result of his behavior, cars were at a standstill. While there were no crashes, officers say the man did run into at least one vehicle.

According to police, the man was “Acting bizarre, crazy, unpredictable, impulsive, and ran into a vehicle. The vehicle didn’t run into him.” Police eventually used a Taser to subdue the man.

So,

For not understanding that just because you’ve dropped some acid doesn’t mean you also get to drop your pants.

For apparently thinking that LSD stands for Let’s Stop Drivers.

And for not realizing that when you are running while naked and tripping balls you run the risk of actually tripping on your balls.

We are proud to name the naked 22-year-old Menasha man on acid who was running in traffic on Highway I-43 in Green Bay late Wednesday afternoon as this week's Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:09 am Comment On This Post

jul 24th


WAYS TO PUNISH JUSTIN BIEBER FOR GOING TO DISNEYLAND IN A WHEELCHAIR JUST SO HE COULD CUT THE LINES.

10. Tie him to the tracks of the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

9. Stick Chip or Dale so far up his butt Richard Gere turns green with envy. 

8. Bind and gag him and toss him in the Finding Nemo pond where he’ll sleep with the fishes.

7. Require him to go in head first to relieve Dumbo's constipation.

6. Make him walk the plank on the Pirates of the Caribbean. (Change name to Pirates of the Caribbieber.)

5. Let the seven dwarves repeatedly hit him in the head with their pick axes. That’s the kind of work that would definitely make me whistle while doing.

4. Make him have sex with Pluto or Donald since he’s already f’n goofy.

3. Hold his tongue on Walt Disney’s frozen body until it sticks there.

2. Cut off his penis and appropriately display it on the It’s a Small World ride.

1. Make him pay full price admission!
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