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jan 24th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the alleged drunk driver who reportedly struck a 56-year-old Manitowoc cyclist Monday and continued driving home with his victim stuck in the windshield of his car, eventually parking the car in his garage with the dude still stuck in the windshield.

So,

For being harder to stop than Colin Kaepernick facing the Packer defense.

For allegedly hitting the guy so hard, the victim is just lucky that the last thing to go through his head wasn’t his butthole.

For reportedly continuing to drive despite having a view more obstructed than a theatergoer sitting behind Tom Milbourn.

We are proud to name the alleged drunk driver who continued to drive home with the cyclist he just hit stuck in his windshield as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:58 am Comment On This Post

jan 21st
The Jets Kellen Winslow Jr. was arrested in November for possession of synthetic marijuana. Now it comes out that has allegedly masturbating in his automobile in a Target parking lot at the time. Winslow explained yesterday that he wasn't masturbating, just changing his clothes...with two empty jars of Vaseline in the front console. Riiiiight!



THINGS KELLEN WINSLOW JUNIOR WAS REALLY DOING IN HIS CAR WITH TWO JARS OF VASELINE.

10. Roughing the li’l passer.

9. Committing illegal use of hands.

8. Beating his opponent off the line.

7. Committing a personal foul.

6. Doing a pump fake.

5. Muffing his own punt.

4. Pounding it right up the middle

3. Engaging in illegal motion downfield.

2. Running a short AND curly route.

1. Getting the ball off just in time.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jan 20th


January 11th City of Beaver Dam
Police responded to a call from the employee of the Community Library reporting a 51-year-old man was bathing in the restroom. The responding officer spoke to the man who explained he was just cleaning up after pooping his pants.

January 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report someone with a loud radio was smoking “weed” and “hacking up a lung”.

January 16th Town of Grand Rapids
Police responded to a report of a man standing in a driveway and yelling at a house.

January 10th City of Waukesha
A woman called 911 to complain to police that she is “tired of being controlled by Tom Cruise and Will Smith".

January 10th City of Waukesha
A concerned father called police to report his ex-wife was “putting an Irish/Native American curse on his daughter.”

January 7th City of Waukesha
A man was arrested after running through an apartment building, kicking doors and screaming. According to callers, the man was screaming, “I have weapons, I have ammo.” Another caller said the man was yelling that he was going to use the ammo and weapons to protect everybody from the blizzard conditions.

December 20th Town of Jackson in Wood County
Police received a call from people concerned about a 23-year-old man who was talking to a snowman an oranges.

January 16th Town of Beaver Dam
Police were called to check on a 31-year-old man who drank a large quantity of whiskey and threw himself into a snowbank.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:05 am Comment On This Post

jan 17th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week… Sheboygan Falls School District Administrator Jean Born who suspended two brother’s from the basketball team for their big game against rival Plymouth because when posing for a picture for the Sheboygan Falls News, one pointed with his index fingers while the other held up three fingers like so many NBA players do when they make a three-pointer. (see above)

Born suspended them because she and some parents think those were gang signs. The boys only posed that way after the Sheboygan Falls News photographer told them to act goofy. Responding to criticism that Born probably wouldn’t have taken the gestures for gang signs if the students were…I don’t know…white, Superintendent Born stated “This decision that was made here for these students has absolutely nothing, nothing to do with their race.”

So,

For apparently not knowing a gang sign from a gangbang.

For being about as knowledgeable about gang signs as Stevie Wonder is about photography.

For claiming the suspensions had nothing to do with race which couldn’t have made me laugh more than if she had made the statement dressed in red fright wig and home of the Whopper undershorts.

And for not just being thankful that a “scandal” involving her students and a photo at least had nothing to do with Brett Favre’s penis.

We are proud to name Sheboygan Falls School Superintendent Jean Born as this week’s Rick and Len….Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

jan 15th



Bank First is putting a new office in the old Paradise Club location...with that in mind, here's some....

SIGNS YOUR BANK MAY HAVE  BEEN A STRIP CLUB

If there are chest high smudge marks on the window at the drive-thru…your bank may have been a strip club.

If you have to make your mortgage payment by stuffing singles in the bank manager’s thong…your bank may have been a strip club. 

If your teller is named Destiny and she keeps referring to the vault as “the champagne room” …your bank may have been a strip club.

If the loan officer arranging your loan to buy a Mercedes is herself actually named Mercedes…your bank may have been a strip club.

If they refer to five dollar bills as a ”fin” not because they’re using outdated slang but they all smell like fish…your bank may have been a strip club.

If after cashing your paycheck, the teller gyrates on your lap until you’ve given most of it back…your bank may have been a strip club.

If they have a pole vault…but it’s not the Olympics…your bank may have been a strip club.

If on all the $20 bills they dispense, Andrew Jackson has a boner…your bank was definitely a strip club.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:44 am Comment On This Post

jan 10th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the Lac du Flambeau woman who, when her 2007 Dodge Caravan wouldn’t start in minus-23 temperatures Tuesday morning, shoved a big mound of hot coals under the van hoping to warm up the engine chamber, predictably setting the vehicle on fire.

So,

For having almost as many briquettes under her car as she apparently has rocks in her head.

For not realizing that just because she’s living in Lac du Flambeau does not mean it’s a good idea to make a Van du Flambé.

And for apparently not understanding that while tailgating frequently includes grilling it should not involve actually grilling your tailgate.

We are proud to name  Lac du Flambeau woman who accidentally set her vehicle on fire by putting a big mound of hot coals under it in an attempt to warm up the engine chamber as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:35 am Comment On This Post

jan 6th


49er's lineman Anthony Davis Tweeted Saturday calling Appleton, where he and his teammates were staying, a "sh*thole". He doesn't explain how he came to that conclusion. Here's some possible reasons...

REASONS 49ER ANTHONY DAVIS DIDN’T LIKE HIS VISIT TO APPLETON.

10. Was disgusted by living conditions in the primate house of the downtown Appleton zoo, not realizing he was actually looking in the window of the NBC 26 valley bureau.

9. No matter how many quarters he stuck in those thin four foot tall slot machines that are about a car length apart on the curb all along College Avenue, they never once paid off.

8. Despite her solid performances in the Hunger Games movies, can’t believe we named a whole university after Jennifer Lawrence.

7. Visited both Houdini Plaza and the Houdini Museum and never found out who or where Dini is.  

6. What kind of city has a crappy downtown that has only one retail store dedicated exclusively to Caged Mixed Martial Arts clothing and fight gear?
5. Only chalk markings downtown are on sandwich boards listing restaurant specials and not on the street marking where dead bodies were found like back in New Jersey where he’s from.

4. Grand Chute hotel whores won’t take a debit card from an out of state bank.

3. Despite seeing a building that clearly said Trout Museum, it didn’t have so much as one stuffed and mounted fish in its entire collection.

2. Despite seeing a building that clearly said Children’s Museum, it didn’t have so much as one stuffed and mounted CHILD in its entire collection.

1. Believes city puts mental health patients to work instead of caring for them after accidentally tuning into Saturday morning edition of Best of Rick and Len.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:21 am Comment On This Post

jan 3rd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…The NFL who with temperatures expected to be below zero and wind chills WAY BELOW ZERO… still insist on a sell out or they’ll black out the game.

In any other circumstances, people would be told to stay inside for their own protection. You’ll hear meteorologists saying it until they’re blue in the face for the next few days. “DON’T GO OUTSIDE UNLESS YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO”. But the NFL requires 80,000 people to do so or they won’t let their game be broadcast here. However, because football fans are supposed to be macho and we, as Wisconsinites, are supposed to be hale and hardy and impervious to cold weather, nobody seems to point out how IRRESPONSIBLE it is for the NFL to keep pushing ticket sales and threatening blackout despite the danger of attending the game.

So,

For being about as responsible as Lindsey Lohan driving home from an open bar.

For wanting people to pay money to sit outside when it’s colder than the reception Jay Cutler would get at the Packer Hall of fame.

For not knowing frostbite if it bit them on the ass....

We are proud to name the NFL as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:40 am Comment On This Post