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feb 4th 2011
Way back at the start of the season
Aaron Rogers made his intentions clear.
He strode into the Chamber of Commerce luncheon back in August
In Stetson hat and cowboy gear.

He was confident and cocky!
No way that he'd back down.
On February 6th he knew where he'd be.
Yes, he knew that he was Dallas bound.

Around the NFL some scoffed and others chortled.
This kind of bravado from a young cowpoke was not allowed.
They chuckled that he would be so bold.
But hey, who's laughing now?

Come this Sunday, Aaron will ditch his bolo tie and spurs
In Green and Gold he'll be festooned.
But it couldn't be more of an old fashioned Texas gun fight,
If they held it at High Noon.

At his side our trusty gunslinger,
Will have his faithful pals.
Joined by Driver, Jennings, Jones and Nelson
For the Shootout at Jerry Jones' Corral.

He'll face off against another gunfighter.
The one they call Big Ben.
Who's only here because they dropped the charges,
Or he’d be locked up in the hoosegow doing 'bout 8 to 10.

And following the kick off,
The gunfire will be live.
As Aaron uses the rifle he has for an arm
And fires off a shot to number 85.

And the passes will rain down like bullets.
Aaron's aim is most always true.
While his opponents' gunfire will be neutralized.
Thanks to the likes of numbers 21 and 52.

And when the smoke clears at the end,
With Pittsburgh's dreams of number seven killed.
You can bury all their Terrible Towels
'neath a tombstone up there upon ole' Boot Hill.

And the folks down there in Dallas,
Will have seen a true gunslinger of some renown.
And let the word spread far and wide.
There's a new sheriff in this town!
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feb 4th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...Robert from Sturgeon Bay who Wednesday took the time this week to write an e-mail to the radio station complaining that WAPL has been carrying the Packer games all season. Writes Robert, "I would like to comment that I dislike the fact that you air the football games such as the Packers game on WAPL. In my thoughts WAPL is a music station, so PLAY MUSIC! Don’t air football games". Robert goes on to air his mistaken belief that our ratings are "spiraling downward" and he apparently believes that this is because of us airing Packer games. Because if there's anything Wisconsinites don't care about, it’s the Green Bay Packers.

So,

For not understanding that on game day, there's a lot more people around these parts who prefer to back the Pack over Back in Black.

For not comprehending that there are considerably fewer area residents who when the Packers are playing would rather listen to us play Stairway to Heaven than listen to the Pack demolish the Steelers' so called Stairway to Seven.

And for being anti-football in Wisconsin on Super Bowl week which is sort of like trying to start a DARE Chapter at Charlie Sheen's house.

We are proud to name Robert from Sturgeon Bay (who is entitled to his own opinion, just as he's entitled to change the station) as this week's Rick and Len Show... Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

feb 3rd 2011
Cy Amundson is rocking the Skyline Comedy Cafe this week. FREE ADMISSION ALL THIS WEEK IF YOU'RE WEARING YOUR PACKER GEAR!!!!!!! And a dollar off every drink you order! Holy crap! That's what I say! Call and make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE (5653).

Cy will bring his twisted sense of humor to the Rick and Len Show Friday morning at 8! Be there!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy18jv3EuEQ&feature=related
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

feb 2nd 2011
Simply betting on the Packers to win on Sunday is like betting on the sun to rise in the east! Here are the odds for some more interesting wagers to make.

Odds of you wishing your TV set had a bigger screen during a big play. 3 to 1.
Odds of you wishing your TV set didn't have audio while Joe Buck, Troy Aikman or Terry Bradshaw are talking: Even money.

Odds that after celebrating running another pick back for a touchdown, B.J. Raji will be signed to a long term contract: 4 to 1.
Odds that after celebrating running another pick back for a touchdown, B.J. Raji will be signed to appear on Dancing With the Stars: Even money.

Odds of Aaron Rogers throwing the ball to a receiver in the end zone on a perfectly called play by Mike McCarthy: 2 to 1.
Odds of you throwing a half empty beer at your TV on a perfectly awful called play by Mike McCarthy: Even money.

Odds of Aaron Rogers injuring a knee while attempting a quarterback sneak in the 2nd quarter: 100 to 1.
Odds of Jay Cutler injuring a knee while attempting to order a Zima at whatever gay bar he’s watching the game from: Even money.

Odds of Packers Defensive lineman Howard Green celebrating a Packer victory after the game with a hot dog: 6 to 1.
Odds of his wiener being longer than Brett Favre's: Even money.

Odds off Clay Matthews grabbing Ben Roethlisberger and slamming him on the ground: 2 to 1.
Odds of Ben doing the same thing to a date after the game: Even money.
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feb 1st 2011
May not be safe for work!

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