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feb 24th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…22-year-old Russell Doupe of Madison who was arrested for taking off all his clothes in the first-floor rotunda of the state Capitol building in the middle of the afternoon and running around the balustrade area "completely naked" and "exposing his genitals." Doupe's best friend told police afterward that his buddy decided to run through the state Capitol naked to protest "the financial decisions of President Trump."

And yes, alcohol is believed to be a factor.

So,

For not understanding that you can’t just do idiotic things in the Wisconsin State Capitol building and then expect to get away with it…until you’ve been elected.

For apparently feeling the need to take off his clothes to show the world that he has balls just so nobody would mistake him for one our state legislators who clearly don't.

And for not realizing that the only nudity allowed in the Wisconsin State Capitol is our governor’s naked ambition.

We are proud to name Russell Doupe, the Madison man who got naked in the state Capitol earlier this month as the Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:05 pm Comment On This Post

feb 20th


PRESIDENTIAL TRIVIA YOU NEVER LEARNED IN SCHOOL

George Washington...To his grave, denied cutting down that cherry tree, Insisting  it  was just "fake news" from the irresponsible mainstream media.

Martin Van Buren…he was not only our first president born to immigrants from the Netherlands. He was also the first president to use the White House master bedroom to give his wife a Dutch Oven.

Rutherford B. Hayes...sported a beard his entire adult life just to cover the fact that he had a chin that looked like a schnauzer’s butthole.

Grover Cleveland...remains the only president to share a first name with a Sesame Street character not counting President Snuffleupagus Jackson.

Richard Nixon…was so crooked he was buried in a coffin shaped like the letter C.

President Lyndon Johnson...would host baseball games on the White House lawn during which he’d amuse his staff by using his abnormally large penis as a bat.

Warren Harding... during his first term, his vice president was his imaginary friend "Skippy".

Dwight D. Eisenhower was so fond of the game of golf because the balls had exactly the same number of dimples as his wife’s pudenda.

James Madison...inadvertently started the War of 1812 when he refused to apologize for a particularly loud and noxious fart he let during a state dinner with the British ambassador.

President Bill Clinton...once got his penis stuck in the drain of a bathtub he mistook for a chubby, white girl.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:46 am Comment On This Post

feb 17th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Green Bay Packer General Manager Ted Thompson who hasn’t said jack frickin’ squat to T.J. Lang about the team’s intentions concerning the popular offensive lineman’s free agency status.

So, For not immediately re-signing him following a pro-bowl season, despite T.J. being the heart and soul of an offensive line that this season routinely gave Aaron Rodgers enough time to bake a cake before throwing a pass.

For just leaving T.J. hanging there like he’s Lance Armstrong good ball.

And for apparently thinking Don Barclay will be as good replacement for Lang which is like thinking hot horse piss is a good substitute for cold beer. (Nothing against Barclay, but so far he has proven himself to be NO T.J.)

We are proud to name Packer GM Ted Thompson as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:30 am Comment On This Post

feb 13th


January 29th City of Waukesha
An intoxicated woman thought her husband was trying to start their garage on fire after the two had an argument at their home. According to a police report, the man merely turned on a meat smoker in the garage to keep warm after his wife locked him out.

January 30th City of Waukesha
Police received a report of a man wearing a cape jumping in and out of traffic. The caped crusader was gone by the time police arrived.

January 23rd City of Neenah
A vehicle on South Park Avenue was idling in the driveway of the Neenah pool with one male occupant and no lights on. When an officer drove into the lot, the driver turned on the lights and left. After making a traffic stop, the officer found the driver was... perhaps the last person on earth still playing Pokemon Go.

January 24th City of Neenah
Police responded to reports of a woman on South Commercial Street going door-to-door asking people for money so she could buy cigarettes. Officers made contact with the woman who said she realized after she started it wasn't a good idea.

January 23rd Village of Fox Crossing
Officers responded for a report of a woman screaming in an apartment on Wilson Street. Officers spoke with a 34-year-old woman, who said that she was mad at her roommate. As officers investigated, it was determined that the woman was actually alone and the roommate she was yelling at was not in the apartment.

January 24th Village of Fox Crossing
A clerk at a convenience store called to report that a car has been parked in the back with someone in it for awhile. An officer located the car and found the driver was asleep. The driver, a 19-year-old man, told the officer that he had four beers earlier and drove to the convenience store parking lot as he likes to listen to music and didn’t want to wake his parents.

February 7th City of Oak Creek
A man called police and reported that he helped a stranger change a flat tire in the parking lot outside Kwik Trip. After the tire was changed, the driver gave the man a hug for helping him. During the hug, the driver picked the pocket of the man who helped him, stealing his $650 Samsung Galaxy S7 cell phone and about $30 in cash.

February 7th City of Oak Creek
A man was charged with disorderly conduct for his behavior while he was being charged with disorderly conduct. Police had been called to the Motel 6 where the man had been evicted for being loud. As the man was being taken into custody, he purposely poured a can of beer on to the motel carpet. While booking the man, he then "exposed his penis and urinated on the booking room floor" earning himself the second disorderly conduct charge.

February 4th City of Greenfield
An anonymous caller reported seeing a “pretty bird” under the freeway and wanted police to make sure it was okay. An officer responded to the area and found that the "pretty bird" was a colorful pigeon and was just fine.

January 29th City of Glendale
A 34-year-old man at Buffalo Wild Wings was cited for disorderly conduct after he received his order of chicken wings and then began to throw them around the restaurant in anger because he didn’t get barbecue sauce. When removed from the restaurant, the man continued to yell, saying he just got out of prison.

February 11th City of Oshkosh
A caller reported a man on Vine Street, near the UWO campus, who appeared to be drunk and had a handgun at a house. About 30 minutes later, the man went outside and fired the gun into the air. When police arrived, the man told them he fired the gun because he just "felt like doing something crazy".

February 9th Town of Saratoga
A man called police and reported finding underwear in his house that do not belong to him.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:56 am Comment On This Post

feb 10th



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Michael Witzke, the owner of Knights Jewelry in Appleton who was arrested Tuesday on charges of dealing methamphetamine out of his jewelry store which is less than 1000 feet from a middle school.

So,

For going from selling earrings to ‘earing the words “you’re under arrest”.

For going from selling 14-karat gold bracelets, to himself, sporting a pair supplied by the PD that are made from a far less precious metal.

For reportedly committing acts that could result in him being sentenced to spending a long time in a place where the only jewels he’ll be getting close to might be those of an overly affectionate cellmate.

And for allegedly thinking he could make more with crystals than he could with diamonds.

We are proud to name Michael Witzke, the owner of Knights Jewelry in Appleton who was arrested for allegedly dealing meth out of his store as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:10 am Comment On This Post

feb 3rd


THINGS TO DO WHILE NOT WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL

10. Watch the puppy bowl and bet fifty large on which one takes the biggest dump.

9. Write raunchy homoerotic fan fiction about a steamy affair between Joe Buck and Troy Aikman.

8. Play ongoing game of hide and seek with the bookie with whom you bet $5000 on the Packers to beat the Falcons all while adjusting to the idea of a future without thumbs.

7. Update investment portfolio to include Mexican manufactures of 41 foot ladders.

6. Bang Tom Brady's hot model wife while he's busy getting his cheating ass handed to him by the Falcons.

5. Consume all food and beverage items advertised during the big game just to see if you succumb to diabetes or liver failure first.

4. Keep wondering if all the time you spent at last’s year’s Super Bowl party sticking our face in the bowl of Cheetos and doing your “hilarious” Trump impression is the reason you didn’t get invited to any Super Bowl parties this year?

3. Play a spirited game of "got your nose" a leper.

2. Go to UC-Berkley, toast marshmallows over the still smoldering remains of our crumbling civilization.

1. Plan a full day with your wife or girlfriend going to one of those places where you make and paint your own pottery…all while gamely struggling not to put the gun in your mouth.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:47 am Comment On This Post

feb 3rd


We are proud name is this week’s Rick and Len show Weenie of the Week… Lovea Moore, the 20-year-old woman believed by police to be responsible for the theft of $18,000 worth of Crest tooth whitening strips, Rogaine hair growth treatment and razor blades from stores in Green Bay, De Pere, Oshkosh, Kaukauna, Neenah and Appleton. Moore is believed to have taken $6,000 in tooth whitening strips in Green Bay alone.

It is unclear why she allegedly wanted or needed $18,000 in hair growth formula, teeth whiteners and razors. We can only presume she's involved with some guy whose physical appearance she's trying to fix.

So,

For apparently dating a guy whose head must be as hairless as a pole dancer’s taint.

For apparently having a fella whose teeth must be as yellow as the streets of Fond du Lac at bar time.

And for apparently being involved with a dude whose face must be fuzzier than most women’s memories of a night with Bill Cosby.

We are proud to name Lovea Moore, the woman arrested for the theft of $18,000 worth of razors, Rogaine, and tooth whitening strips from northeast Wisconsin stores as this week's Rick and Len Show... WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:27 am Comment On This Post