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mar 9th 2010
Well, Len and I have been working hard here in P.V...Len has been working on a good buzz and I've been working on Calgaro's last nerve. Of course, I've also been laboring...under the illusion that the listeners are enjoying spending time with me.

I am having a blast here.

However, my most indelible memory of the trip, so far, is still seeing longtime Green Bay alderman Guy Zima digging through the recycling bin at the Milwaukee airport because he's apparently too cheap to buy a newspaper. I don't know if he, like us, was Mexico bound. I'll keep my ears open for news about any gringos getting arrested shoplifting Chirizo sausage in their pants.

It's also important to remember that these trips aren't all just drinking and partying. They are also very educational. For instance, this morning, during the game we called "Doodie Duty", we learned that unlike in the movie Caddyshack, Baby Ruth candy bars do NOT float when you put them in the swimming pool. But, in the words of Bill Murray, "it's no big deal". It was still fun watching listeners swimming after them (blindfolded, no less). Mark Van Boxtel of Green Bay was the winner!

Well, I just saw someone go past my window....and my room is on the 6th floor. I better go find out what that is all about. It is getting a little crazy here, but in the words of Hunter S. Thompson " It never got too weird for me!"

--Rick--
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mar 5th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenies of the Week...the folks at the Appleton Post Crescent, who, in a caption on page A-5 of yesterday's paper, identified Appleton Mayor Tim Hanna...as Barack Obama. Well, to be accurate (which when talking about the Post-Crescent is kind of ironic), the caption just said "Obama". We're giving them the benefit of the doubt that they mistook the bespectacled, so-white-he's-almost-translucent Hanna for President Barack Obama and not for Michelle, Sasha or Malia.

So,

For mistaking a guy who is half black for a guy who is half-assed.

For this week being known for the caption they put under a photo, when they're usually known for being the paper you put under a puppy.

And for not being able to tell the President of the United States from the Mayor of Appleton...which, at least, is a step up from their usual default position of just not being able to tell their asses from a hole in the ground.

We are proud to name the folks at the Appleton Post Crescent as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
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mar 4th 2010
Comic Chinaman is going to join us in the studio to wok the house Friday morning. See Chinaman at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton through Saturday night.

Don't wait to book your reservations. Some shows are already close to being sold out. Call and make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE.

Here's a taste of what the wok is cooking!

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mar 3rd 2010
A new report indicates that more and more senior citizens are smoking pot. However, as a public service of the Rick and Len Show, here's some signs...

YOU MIGHT BE TOO OLD TO BE SMOKING POT.

If your wife's hat is as red as the whites of your eyes...you might be too old to be smoking pot.

If you can't tell your bong from your respirator...you might be too old to be smoking pot.

If you go through a half dozen jars of apple sauce a week because it's the only munchies you can eat without teeth...you might be too old to be smoking pot.

If you hide your stash by tucking it under one of your spats...you might be too old to be smoking pot.

If you try to sink up Wizard of Oz and Pink Floyd but you can't find a copy of Dark Side of the Moon that will play on your Victrola...you might be too old to be smoking pot.

If your mouth is as dry as your wife's lady business...you might be too old to be smoking pot.

If you can't get used to using the term "dude" after years of using the term "whippersnapper" and find yourself calling people "dudersnappers"...you might be too old to be smoking pot.

If you tell your dealer you want to buy a bag and he doesn’t know if you're talking about pot or for your colostomy...you're definitely too old to be smoking pot.
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mar 3rd 2010
Barack Obama gets a surprise visit in the night from ex-Presidents Bush Sr., Bush Jr., Clinton, Ford, Reagan and Carter to get a few pointers about the Consumer Financial Protection Agency and why they think it's so important. From the folks at Funny or Die! Stars Will Ferrell, Dana Carney, Darell Hammond, Chevy Chase, Dan Akroyd Jim Carrey and more!

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mar 1st 2010
February 24th City of Beaver Dam
A man reported to police that a woman was sending him pictures on her phone of her smashing their television. The woman had said children had broken the television with a toy.

February 26th City of Oshkosh
Police responded to an accident site on Oregon Street where a boyfriend and girlfriend in separate cars and driving in opposite directions collided head-on in route to his home. Neither driver was injured but both vehicles sustained significant damage.

February 14th City of Mayville
A 20-year-old man reported the theft of $150 from his pants. At the time of the theft, the man was not wearing his pants.

February 12th City of Neenah
A Forkin Street resident told police she received a pop-up ad on her computer indicating that she had won a watch and needed to pay $4.99 for the shipping and handling. She provided her bank account info and later saw a $89 charge. She said she now receives many pop-ups when she logs onto the Internet.

February 15th Village of Randolph
Police responded to complaints about youth throwing snowballs at the library.

February 12th City of Brown Deer
A 25-year-man who slapped a 17-year-old girl and choked her until she almost passed out was arrested. The girl said she didn't report the incident until the following day because she wanted to get her hair done.

February 15th City of New Holstein
An officer was dispatched to Hickory Lane for a report of people standing around a vehicle trying to flag down other passing cars. When the officer arrived on the scene, he found two older women inside the vehicle holding notes which they had been holding up asking for help. The women were able to yell through the closed windows of their vehicle that the battery on the car had died so the power windows and locks would not operate. The officer was able to communicate back that the women could manually lift up the door lock button, which they then did in order to exit the vehicle.
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mar 1st 2010
Norwegian Cross Country skier Bjorn Hjelmeset attributed his poor performance skiing the 2nd leg of the 4-man relay to... watching too much porn. Really! Bjorn told Sports Illustrated "I've think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days. I have a room next to another skier. Every night there were unmistakable noises from his bedroom. So I think that is the reason I stunk up the competition". So, here's our....

SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE WATCHING TOO MUCH PORN DURING THE OLYMPICS

If you accidentally poked another competitor with your pole...and you're a figure skater...you might be watching too much porn at the Olympics.

If the hill they're skiing down for the alpine events is in your lap...you might be watching too much porn at the Olympics.

If you've been seen wandering around the Olympic Village with your medal hanging from an appendage other than your neck...you might be watching too much porn at the Olympics.

If the flame of the Olympic torch isn't as red as the friction burns on your wiener...you might be watching too much porn at the Olympics.

If you've been repeatedly penalized for high sticking...and you’re not a hockey player...you might be watching too much porn at the Olympics.

If thanks to state of the art silicone lubricants, your crotch has a slicker surface than the bobsled track...you might be watching too much porn at the Olympics.

If your elbow has gotten a better workout than the lead sweeper on the Swedish curling team...you might be watching too much porn at the Olympics.

If the Double McTwist executed by Shaun White to garner the Snowboarding gold was nothing compared to the Double McTwist you did in your pants...you're definitely watching too much porn at the Olympics.
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mar 1st 2010





College spring break is in full swing and the WAPL International Incident just days away. With that in mind, it's time to check out the latest trend among hotel guests. It's bed jumping! A website called bedjump.com has become a clearinghouse for photos of folks jumping on their hotel beds in cool and creative ways. Here's some of our faves.
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