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mar 30th 2015

March 26th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported that someone opened his gate and let his dog out. The caller was upset and said he was going to take matters into his own hands. The man continued to call 911 and told police he was a WITCH and was going to start his neighbor's house on fire. 

March 1st City of Delafield
A 35-year-old man was caught masturbating in his parked car. According to the incident report, the man told the officer who questioned him on scene that he was "bored" and on his way home from Home Depot and decided to pull into a parking lot and masturbate. The man was given a warning for his behavior.

March 12th City of Waukesha
A caller reported he heard an elderly man in an apartment building screaming. The caller, who was crying, was told by management the apartment building has yellow juniper ants that bite. The caller thought the man who was screaming was being swarmed the yellow juniper ants. Responding officers found the man was just screaming because he was angry.

March 14th Town of Harrison
A woman on Deborah Court called police to report people were crawling through her window and having a party and they weren't invited.

March 14th Town of Lowell
A caller told police she saw a female driver wiping what appeared to be vomit off a baby and then leave the rag behind. The caller wanted an apology and for the woman to return and pick up the vomit covered rag.

March 15th City of Mayville
Police were called to break up a physical altercation between a woman and her daughter in law that involved punching and choking. The altercation began as a verbal argument about a toy vacuum cleaner.  

March 13th City of Waukesha
A caller reported a domestic disturbance at an apartment after hearing a female screaming. When officers arrived at the apartment they discovered the woman was simply upset that her husband overslept.

March 24th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and said a female came over to her house on two occasions asking for "Bill". The caller told the dispatcher there is no "Bill" at the residence so she requested extra police patrol for her area.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:27 am Comment On This Post

mar 24th 2015

March 22nd Brown County
A 911 call was logged from a man who explained that he must have accidentally pocket dialed the emergency number while he was wrestling with a cow.

March 18th City of Green Bay
A man called 911 from a bar and reported that a female was trying to kiss him before suddenly hanging up.

March 7th City of Waukesha
A woman called police after she said a man was sitting on her picnic table that she says she shares with her neighbor. The neighbor, however, said the man was her boyfriend. She told the man not to sit at the picnic table anymore.

February 12th Village of Oregon
A 43-year-old man was charged with negligent handling of burning materials after he put lighter fluid on an entertainment center to burn it down far enough to fit into a dumpster.

March 7th City of Horicon
Officers responded to Kwik Trip where they cited a 25-year-old man for the theft of four Hershey’s Cookies and Cream candy bars valued at $5.16. The man was previously warned by the manager the day before for stealing cheese. The suspect stated that he knew what he was doing was wrong and had money to pay for the items but that he had an eating disorder and is always hungry so he took the candy.

March 13th City of Juneau
A 13-year-old boy called police and reported he was being harassed by an adult male and female on South Street. When police arrived, the adults accused the 13-year-old of breaking ice chunks over their "children’s head". All parties were counseled.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:36 am Comment On This Post

mar 20th 2015

We are proud to name as this Week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...whomever littered the streets of Greenville, Grand Chute and Appleton with vast amounts of paper smut. On Wednesday and Thursday, listeners in at least three locations in the area contacted us to report seeing numerous pages from porn magazines blowing around our area's streets, highways and byways. That's rights, a potpourri of pulchritudinous paper pompoms, posteriors and pudendums and possibly penis' piled on our pavement and passageways.


For chucking his smut.

Casting off ass.

Dumping some rump.  

Bootin' some cooters.

For choosing to litter us with clitoris.

And for scrapping his fapping material and leaving our streets filled with more boobs, asses and dicks than even the streets of Washington DC.

We are proud to name whoever is responsible for the Great Fox Valley Smut Drop of 2015 as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:42 am Comment On This Post

mar 13th 2015
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show "Weenie of the Week"...

The Neenah garbage truck driver who cost city taxpayers $7,500 when he drove his garbage truck into the overhead canopy of a gas station.

The city has a policy prohibiting garbage truck drivers from entering gas stations with canopies specifically because of such concerns...but the city attorney says this driver decided to ignore the rules and cruised into the Marathon station on First Street...because he had to use the restroom...and apparently really bad. That's when he struck and damaged the roof over the gas pumps.

So...for crashing into a gas station just because he had to use the can...after having dealt with hundreds if not a thousand cans all morning...he drives a garbage truck for cripe's sake...

For getting into an accident just because he was trying to avoid having an accident...

For making the most expensive human excretion since the K­Mart in my hometown put in 10­cent pay toilets back in the early 70's...

And for stopping to take a dump...while literally on his way to the dump...

We are proud to name the Neenah garbage truck driver who caused $7,500 in damage when he drove the garbarge truck into a gas staion canopy because he really had to go as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:46 am Comment On This Post

mar 9th 2015
February 22nd City of Menasha
An officer observed a passenger get out of a van in front of the police station. The passenger told police she was upset about her mother yelling at her and claimed her mother struck her with a strainer. The mother said her daughter started an altercation by taking her younger brother's phone charger.

February 21st City of Waukesha
A caller reported receiving text messages from an unknown number that read, "I am cheating on you with your mother" and "I hid the body. Now what?" Police contacted the person responsible for the texts who informed them that he had simply sent them to the wrong number.

February 5th Village of Oregon
A 19-year-old man was charged with theft after surveillance video at Kwik Trip showed him putting a frappuccino down his pants.

February 21st City of Waukesha
Police were called after a man returned home after the time his wife told him to be home. The couple is going through a divorce and her lawyer said to have police respond if her husband did not follow all her rules. Police said there isn't anything legally the police department can do about a curfew set for an adult.

February 26th City of Verona
A 54-year-old man accidentally accelerated abruptly and drove through a wine store. Nobody was injured but one twenty-minute parking sign and 1600 bottles of wine were destroyed in the crash.

February 5th Village of Oregon
A 49-year-old man called police to report he paid an unknown woman $50 and a pack of cigarettes for "companionship". However, the woman then left in an unknown vehicle. The man did not know the woman's name but referred to her only as "Beautiful Laquehsa".

February 6th Village of Oregon
A 50-year-old man called police and reported his vehicle had been broken into while parked outside the high school. When an officer arrived, it was discovered that the car had NOT been broken into but that the door was ajar because the man had closed it on the seatbelt.

February 20th City of Neenah
A person asked to speak to an officer about a man who approached her at the Neenah library and asked if she recognized him before giving her an autographed photo of himself. Police learned the man was a marathon runner..

March 4th City of Marshfield
A resident called police to report someone had left a suspicious Ouija board in front of his house. The man later called back to request police discontinue their investigation of the incident.

posted by: Rick and Len at 11:01 am Comment On This Post

mar 2nd 2015

February 23rd City of Portage
Police responded to a report of a 32-year-old man who was told he could not drive while drunk to the Chinese restaurant to get missing packets of sweet and sour sauce.

February 13th City of Menasha
A woman on Second Street called for police assistance because her 14-year-old daughter was upset about being assigned additional chores and was yelling, cursing and slamming the door.

February 14th City of Waukesha
A caller in an apartment advised police of a noise complaint after hearing a man and woman scream at each other and the woman say what sounded like "Ow, you're hurting me." The caller also reportedly heard some moaning from the apartment. Police determined the sounds came from three intoxicated residents being loud while playing a spirited game of Yahtzee.

February 26th City of Beaver Dam
Police were called to a Wayland Street Address after two men and two women got into a fight over milk and cereal. No arrests were made.

February 21st City of Beaver Dam
Someone told police two kids were messing around with a bike that had been in a bike rack. An officer arrived on the scene put the bike back in the bike rack.

February 16th City of Mayville
A 39-year-old man called police and reported that a 42-year-old man came home intoxicated, was cursing and began throwing coffee filters at him. The 42-year-old coffee filter thrower was arrested for disorderly conduct.

February 16th City of Waukesha
A caller was concerned because a man who was in the bathroom of the cosmetology training facility for more than 10 minutes after he had claimed he had lost a bet at work and has to dress like a woman. The man had also asked the caller, if she thought he would look better in a skirt or dress? The man eventually left the business in a black-and-white dress without any further problems.

February 21st City of Germantown
Police responded to a residence after a caller phoned 911 to report his father turned off the electricity to his bedroom. When officers spoke with the caller and his father, they discovered the father disconnected the electricity to his son’s room because the son refused to turn down music that he was playing excessively loud, and police warned the son about the proper use of 911. However, shortly after police left the residence, the son called 911 again to report his dad still had not turned the electricity to his room back on. Police returned to the home and arrested the son...who is 31-years-old...for misuse of 911.
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