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mar 31st 2016



DONALD TRUMPS COMMENTS IN GREEN BAY ABOUT ABORTION WERE ABOUT AS CONTROVERSIAL AS….

Donald announcing a plan to make veganism mandatory.

Saying he is going to prohibit single women over the age of 40 from owning cats.

Declaring Jay Cutler’s birthday a national holiday.

Unveiling his new federally subsidized free BJ’s for Billionaires program.

Disclosing his plan to trade Metallica to Russia for the band Pussy Riot.

Revealing he will ban alcohol sales on St. Patrick’s Day.

Divulging his intent to introduce legislation that requires Katy Perry to cover those things up.

Proposing to replace Super Bowl Half time show with live coverage of losers of the Puppy Bowl being put down accompanied by the music of the Black Eyed Peas.

Well, let me put it this way, how does Vice President Kanye sound?
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:35 am Comment On This Post

mar 29th 2016


March 14th City of Waukesha A man called police and reported he heard a gunshot and then saw his brother lying on the sidewalk bleeding. The victim told police said he was trying to shoot a skunk but somehow missed and shot himself.

March 18th Dane County Police responded to a disturbance at an apartment building where a 60-year-old pants-less man was wielding a 4 inch knife and causing a commotion. Officers deployed a Taser to subdue the pants-less man who eventually explained that he was wielding the knife for protection after his plans to give a massage to a friend fell through.

March 10th Village of Jackson Police responded to a report of 22-year-old woman who was outside screaming that she had been burned. The woman told responding officers that she and her boyfriend had returned home from a bar and had gotten into an argument about tacos. The woman had not actually been burned.

March 17th Village of Germantown Police responded to McDonald's where a caller reported seeing a 9-year-old child driving a Toyota Highlander.

March 6th Village of Jackson Police pulled over a driver who was swerving down the road. The man told the officer that he had had "a couple of beers and a lot of sex”. The man then proceeded to fail the field sobriety test and blew a .16% on the Breathalyzer proving he lied about at least one of those claims.

March 11th City of Delafield Police responded to a residential burglary where a man broke into a home and snatched six to eight pairs of panties from an 80-year-old woman.

March 10th Village of Pewaukee A 48-year-old man tripped and struck his head trying to get into a horse drawn carriage in front of the American Family Insurance office.

February 27th City of Glendale A 41-year-old woman and her adult daughter were arrested after they attacked and punched a cashier at Burger King. The women were apparently angry because they believed the cashier disrespected the mother by not allowing her to use 12 coupons to pay for one meal.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:31 am Comment On This Post

mar 29th 2016


A 24-year old man called the sheriff's department from Diamond Jim's Gentleman's Club near Janesville to report a stripper (seen above) allegedly bit him in the crotch. You gotta admit, getting bit inthe crotch is among the worst things that can happen to you in a strip club. Let's see where it ranks...

WORST THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU AT A STRIP CLUB

10. You happen to be wearing white pants on the same night the girl grinding on you learns a valuable lesson about trusting a fart.

9. After touching a stripper, the DJ says put your hands together, and they stick.

8. You get the all you can eat crab buffet and...they don't serve food.

7. During a lap dance, the dancer gets so close you feel her balls.

6. Your credit card is declined.

5. The strippers idea of “making it rain” is when during your lap dance, her water breaks.

4. On amateur night, your wife doesn’t make enough to cover your round of drinks.

3. The dancer bites your crotch.

2. The dancer bites your crotch...and her dentures get stuck on your zipper.

1. You find out the hard way how your grandmother has been making extra bingo money.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:15 am Comment On This Post

mar 25th 2016



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the 18-year-old Neenah man who was running naked in the northbound lanes of Highway 441 near County Highway CE in the Fox Cities at about 6:45 Sunday morning. The man reportedly punched a woman who stopped to call 911 and tried to drag her from her car before police arrived.

So,

For being three days late for showing off his shillelagh and blarney stones.

For apparently thinking CE stands for “Chubby Exhibition”.

And for not realizing that the freeway is no place to free ball.

We are proud to name the 18 year old Neenah man who was naked on Highway 441 near Highway CE as this week's Rick and Len Show, teeny-tiny, itsy-bitsy cold and shriveled... Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:48 am Comment On This Post

mar 21st 2016


BILL MURRAY LOOKED AS DISAPPOINTED AS…

…a hooker at a eunuch convention.

…a Jewish kid on Christmas.

. …Willie Nelson with a kilo of oregano.

…Jar Jar Binks looking for his name in the script for The Force Awakens.

…a Viking fan waiting for a Super Bowl trophy.

…an Islamic suicide bomber in the afterlife with 72...Kardashians.

…Jared Fogel at a the closing of a Chuck E. Cheese.

…anyone who paid money for a Kanye West album.

...Ted Cruz at a breakfast buffet with no Canadian bacon.

...Marco Rubio finding his mother's "I voted for Trump" pin.

…my mother looking at any of my school report cards.

…any Wisconsinite at a wedding with a cash bar.

...Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt reading the "you must be at least this tall to ride this ride" sign.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:54 am Comment On This Post

mar 21st 2016


March 9th Dane County
A 20-year-old man was spotted on a surveillance camera in a store stuffing bags of candy in his shirt and down his pants. When the man was caught, containers popped open as evidence spilled out inside his trousers. Once outside, the man asked the arresting officer, "Can you take the sushi out of my pants?" According to the arresting officer, "Only then did I realize the man had a plastic carryout tray of sushi and condiments stashed in his waistband". The officer then heard a " crinkle, crinkle, crinkle", the unmistakable sound of rubbing plastic and retrieved a second tray of sushi from inside the culprit's underpants".

March 3rd City of Neenah
A caller reported a vehicle cut the caller off and was speeding up and not allowing her to change lanes. Police spoke with the teenage driver and he told officers he feels he needs to "teach other drivers a lesson" when he feels he is wronged.

March 8th City of Waukesha
A resident called police and complained about a man who was cutting wood with a buzz saw on the sidewalk in front of his house at 11:45 p.m. The man told the responding officer he didn't realize that cutting wood was against the law.

March 7th City of Franklin
A "quick change" scammer stole $150 at Walmart. The male suspect purchased a 50-cent gift card at a register and then requested change for several bills in his hand. As the cashier was changing the various denominations, the male grabbed the bills off the ledge by sleight of hand, eventually leaving with $150 of the store's money.

February 22nd City of Greenfield
Police responded to a home after the resident reported his neighbor was shining a laser into his house. Officers spoke to the neighbor, who admitted pointing a laser at the home but said he did it because the resident intentionally flashed his headlights at him. He agreed to work things out with the caller, but the caller refused. Officers advised both the caller and his neighbor to act like adults.

March 15th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported someone broke into his home and drugged him and his cat. The man later called back and reported someone had stolen his cat, cat food and cat litter.

March 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man reported to police that his neighbor put a screw in his fence.

March 15th City of Beaver Dam
A man told police that people in the Wal-Mart appear to have a large amount of ammo and one person was wearing a “Rambo-style bullet belt.” Responding officers found the people in question were just installing a stereo.

March 10th City of Antigo
Officers responded to a report of two people "fornicating" in the backseat of a vehicle in a parking lot on Clermont Street. Officers were unable to locate any fornicators.

March 18th Dane County
A Madison resident taking advantage of the police department's Unpaid Ticket Resolution Day, decided this would be a good time to clear up a couple of old parking tickets. Police received a letter containing a pair of $2.00 bills to pay for two parking tickets the sender received...in 1959.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

mar 18th 2016


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…whomever left a large purple dildo in the middle of Oneida Street between 9th and Mason in Green Bay. The item, I am told, is a model called “Mr. Dependable” that sells for $34.99 and is seven girthy inches in length.

So,

For apparently just tossing it in the street without even bothering to check on the nearest location of a Brown County Dildo Recycling center.

For leaving it on the road instead of sticking it in a box where it belongs.

For improperly disposing of something with a purple helmet that’s extremely embarrassing …and it’s not a picture of Brett Favre from his last two seasons.

We are proud to name the devious unidentified Dildo Dumper of Green Bay as our Rick and Len Show....WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:54 am Comment On This Post

mar 14th 2016


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…whomever put complaints about us in the suggestion box at a local yacht manufacturers that lead to us being banned in their work place. If you missed us talking about this earlier in the week, the person’s complaint resulted in the yacht manufacturer printing this in their newsletter; “Notice: The radio station, WAPL will no longer be played in the morning between 6 and 10am when Rick and Len are on due to offensive and inappropriate commentary”.

So,

For jamming that complaint box like he's Charlie Sheen and it's a $10 hooker.

For actions that have resulted in his co-workers now being forced to endure country, Murphy or something else that's harder to listen to than Bernie Sanders rapping Kanye songs.

And for complaining about us instead of doing what most guys who hate us do…continue listening because the sound of our voices is the only thing that makes them hard. (You know, maybe he has a point!)

We are proud to name the guy who complained about his to his boss getting us banned from his workplace as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:36 am Comment On This Post

mar 14th 2016


February 29th Village of Germantown
Police received a report that a motorist in a Ford Escape was mooning other motorists through their sunroof. Police responded to the vehicle owner's address and questioned the passenger, who said he put his head through the sunroof to say hello to a friend and that the caller must've mistaken his head for his naked butt.

March 13th City of Sheboygan
Police responded to a report of a man drunk in church and creating a disturbance at St. Paul's.

February 25th Town of Menasha
A 26-year-old woman was cited after she had repeatedly called 911 throughout the night for a variety of circumstances. Each time officers and paramedics arrived at her address, the woman refused to answer the door.

February 27th Town of Menasha
A resident called police as he was upset the neighborhood kids were playing football in the road in front of his home. The man stated some of the kids will sit down in his driveway and periodically they will go into yards to retrieve errant passes. The officer told the man that as long as the kids were not obstructing traffic he was not going to stop them from playing football.

March 9th. City of Green Bay
Police were called to a home where a man was trying to stick various things in his mouth including a phone charger.

March 13th City of Sheboygan
Officers responded to a complaint from the BP station where the guy who was drunk in church earlier was now sitting on some milk crates after shoplifting.

March 10th Town of Cameron
A service station employee called police and reported a drunken man in the business. The employee told officers he threw the man out after he tried to drink the store's beer.

March 26th Village of Hilbert
Police found a man and woman sleeping in the truck that was running with its lights on. The man was uncooperative and wearing boxer shorts and his pants were on the dashboard.

March 7th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police received a report of a woman wearing only black-and-white pajamas chasing a man down the street.

March 5th Village of Pewaukee
Police were called about an unidentified couple in their mid-20s who reportedly used a counterfeit $50 bill to pay for $20 worth of Girl Scout cookies.

March 7th City of Oak Creek
Police responded to Game Stop, after an employee called 911 to report an "unruly" customer was banging on the door and yelling to be let in at 11:40 p.m. An officer spoke to the customer, who stated he was told he could pick up a video game that was going to be released at midnight. An employee told police there was some confusion over the pick-up time but allowed the customer to come into the store and pick it up.
posted by: Rick and Len at 9:50 am Comment On This Post

mar 7th 2016


March 2nd City of Marshfield
A man called police and reported he ordered a gold tooth, valued at $31.49, from a California company, but the company shipped the tooth to the wrong address. An officer contacted the resident where the tooth was delivered, but the resident claimed he had no knowledge of any gold tooth.

February 17th City of Menasha
An anonymous caller on Ninth Street reported it sounded like someone was building something by sawing wood and dragging it around. Officers spoke to the resident who stated they were just making smoothies, but REFUSED to show officers the smoothie maker.

March 5th City of Oshkosh
Police were called to Target where a man was masturbating while wandering around the store.

February 23rd City of Neenah
A Haylett Street caller called police and reported she's being harassed by someone via text messages regarding a baby quilt she made and wants the harassment to stop.

February 26th City of Marshfield
An employee of a local business reported that at a 31-year-old man called the company and threatened to show up and harm staff if they didn't stop mailing him paperwork. The man said that by mailing him paperwork, the company is wasting paper causing too many trees to be cut down. When told that company policy is to send out certain forms by mail, the man said he was going to place the employee and other staff members in a wooden box and sink them in the Wisconsin River.

March 3rd City of Sheboygan
Police were called after a drunk man fell off his seat on the bus when it turned onto Michigan Avenue and he didn't seem to notice.

February 22nd Village of Germantown
Police responded to a grocery store after a caller reported someone was throwing rocks off the roof. Officers found a female on the roof, and the Fire Department responded to assist her off the roof safely. It is unclear why the woman was on the roof or why she felt the need to throw rocks at customers.

February 29th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported a possible prowler in a pickup sitting in front of their house. The caller said it was the second day the pickup was there. A responding officer discovered the driver was just a guy eating his lunch before going to school.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

mar 4th 2016


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week... Dylan VanCamp, the 22-year-old Merrill man accused to water boarding his girlfriend in an effort to get her to confess to cheating on him. According to the police report, VanCamp became jealous when he discovered his girlfriend, who he had been dating for about a month, was using social media to speak with a guy she had known for quite some time, and decided to use waterboarding as a means to find out if there was anything more going on.

So,

For not realizing that while the final judgment may not be in as to what kind of Vice President Dick Cheney was, nobody ever suggested he was a great relationship counselor.

For not understanding that it might have been more appropriate to use the old Chinese water torture since VanCamp himself appears to be a real drip. 

For apparently misunderstanding when someone told him it's not unusual to get a little board with every relationship.

We are proud to name Dylan VanCamp of Merrill, who stands accused of waterboarding his girlfriend to find out if she was cheating on him as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:15 pm Comment On This Post

mar 4th 2016


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week... Dylan VanCamp, the 22-year-old Merrill man accused to water boarding his girlfriend in an effort to get her to confess to cheating on him. According to the police report, VanCamp became jealous when he discovered his girlfriend, who he had been dating for about a month, was using social media to speak with a guy she had known for quite some time, and decided to use waterboarding as a means to find out if there was anything more going on.

So,

For not realizing that while the final judgment may not be in as to what kind of Vice President Dick Cheney was, nobody ever suggested he was a great relationship counselor.

For not understanding that it might have been more appropriate to use the old Chinese water torture since VanCamp himself appears to be a real drip. 

For apparently misunderstanding when someone told him it's not unusual to get a little board with every relationship.

We are proud to name Dylan VanCamp of Merrill, who stands accused of waterboarding his girlfriend to find out if she was cheating on him as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:15 pm Comment On This Post

mar 2nd 2016


February 16th City of Bayside
A male was arrested for disorderly conduct after a 911 call reporting "a naked man humping" in a car behind a business. The man drove away but returned to the same location a short time later where he told police he had taken off his clothes because he was hot from work. The man also admitted he might have "humped the back seat."

February 25th St. Croix County, Wisconsin
Charges were brought against a 65-year-old Spring Valley man related to an incident that happened last summer. According to investigators, the man accidentally killed a neighbor’s horse when a bowling ball he shot out of a cannon during a 4th of July celebration crashed through the roof of a barn a half mile away and hit the animal in the head. The man admitted to police he shot a total of 10 bowling balls and 10 bowling pins out of the cannon that day.

February 20th City of Neenah
A Byrd Avenue woman called 911 to ask for the phone number for Rogan's Shoes. The woman told police there was no emergency, but she sounded very confused.

February 14th City of Neenah
A caller on Professional Plaza called police to report a female keeps walking into her apartment unwelcome and unannounced. She wanted the woman to be told she can't just walk into people's apartments.

February 11th Town of Menasha
An 18-year-old man was arrested for first offense OWI after he was stopped and told officers that he had just “smoked a bowl".

February 17th City of Cudahy
A 51-year-old man was cited after he refused to leave a home and defecated on the balcony. According to police reports, "this seems to be an ongoing issue" between the man and the homeowner. The homeowner welcomes the man, "the two of them drink until both are highly intoxicated," then the 51-year-old man does his thing and calls police to have his guest removed. This was the fifth such incident in the past three months.

February 12th City of Greendale
A female wearing a black coat and a black fur hat shoplifted a hot pink-colored stripper pole at Southridge Mall and fled with the stripper pole in a red Nissan Altima with tinted windows.

February 14th City of Glendale
Police responded to a report of two girls, 15 and 16, causing a disturbance by yelling and fighting near the food court at the mall. When security told the girls they had to leave or police would be called, one said, "I don't give a crap. They ain't arresting me." Police were called and the girl was arrested.

February 27th City of Sheboygan
Police responded to a report of a disturbance on North 13th Street where a man was cutting stuffed animals with a knife.

February 23rd City of Sheboygan
A Sibley Court resident called police for assistance after his drunk wife fell off her chair and he couldn't pick her up and put her back on her chair by himself.

February 22nd City of Sheboygan
A North 4th Street man with swollen genitalia called police.

February 25th Waupaca County
The sheriff's department investigated a report of an elderly person tapping someone with their cane.

Feb 19 City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police responded to an apartment for a complaint that an individual had their television on and was playing their pornography way too loud.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

mar 2nd 2016


Scandal!!!! Some folks think Hank the Dog has been replaced. Compare the photos of Hank from a couple years ago and Hank today. Same mutt, er no? If you agree that something hinky is going on, here are the....

ANSWERS TO THE QUESTION “WHERE IS THE REAL HANK THE DOG?” 

10. Doubled in size and became vicious after getting into Ryan Braun’s “medicine” cabinet.

9. Was traded to St. Louis for a dog that can do something Brewer infielders can’t do…catch a ball.

8. Took money from sales of Hank merchandise and got himself a posse and some bitches.

7. Is part bloodhound and went in search for missing Brewer pitching.

6. Is part bloodhound and went in search for missing Brewer hitting.

5. Died in a painful home neutering accident.

4. In Chicago, hiding under Jay Cutler’s helmet where every time he pees people just think Jay is crying again.

3. Perhaps someone should check the burn-pit at the Avery place.

2. Is it just me or does this Johnsonville brat taste…, you know… “different”?

1. Management did to him what they should have done to the whole team last season. Took him out back and shot him like "Old Yeller".
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:29 am Comment On This Post