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apr 27th 2015

April 26th City of Green Bay
A woman having an anxiety attack brought on by guilt from skipping out on her $6.00 cab fare the night before called police and confessed.

April 14th City of Greenfield
After receiving complaints, police located a man sunbathing in his underwear.  The officer told the man that if he wanted to sunbathe in public he needed to wear shorts. The man responded that he believed the spot was secluded enough for him to sunbathe in just his undies. The officer disagreed since it was the middle of the afternoon and the man was sunbathing in the parking lot of Pick N Save.

April 16th City of Greenfield
Police responded to a home after a caller reported there was a “great big animal” on his neighbor’s roof. Police discovered the “great big animal” was a raccoon, and an officer was able to “shush” it into a tree.

April 13th City of Menominee Falls
A 23-year-old man was taken into custody after he got upset when his mother told him his friend could not stay at the residence, and when she called 911, he pushed her into a chair and bit the phone cord in half. The mother then went into another room to call police but the suspect bit that phone cord in half as well.

April 26th City of Green Bay
Police responded to a call about a woman named Rachel who has a history of feigning being unresponsive.

April 23rd Town of Dexter
Police responded to a report of a 16-year-old girl who is not happy about having to clean her room.

April 23rd City of Madison
Three archivists from the Wisconsin Historical Society were in the process of moving some boxes when one looked out a window onto a loading dock and noticed a large dumpster in what appeared to be a human leg sticking out of the debris. After confirming her observation with her two colleagues, they contacted police. The first officer to respond described what he saw as "a human leg, dressed in jeans, wool sock and tennis shoe". A specially trained investigator from the Forensic Services Unit suited up ain hazmat gear, climbed into the dumpster and identified what he found as "a leg attached to a headless body". He also pointed out that it was the body of a "man...nequin".

April 26th City of Green Bay
A man called police to report his home had been broken into and much of his property had been stolen. The man called back after learning his was the victim of a prank and all his stuff was in his bedroom.

April 22nd Dane County
A resident returning from work found a woman he didn't know in his home. The woman had the man's backpack over her shoulder which contained, among other things, his laptop computer. The man grabbed the backpack as he pushed the woman out his front door and called police. When police arrived, they found the woman sitting on the man's front step eating a chunk of cheese she had stolen from his refrigerator. Police also found a full can of Guinness in her pocket that she had also taken from the home. The woman was also  in possession of money and some small electronics. As police checked with the resident to determine if she had also stolen those items, the suspect kept yelling at officers: "What does it take to get arrested around here."

April 15th Eau Claire County
The sheriff’s department is looking for a woman who stole a cash register from an auto parts store. The woman reportedly has brown hair…and matching teeth.

March 20th City of Rice Lake
Police received a call from an employee of a furniture store reporting that a customer is passed out on couch in store showroom, and they can't wake him up.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

apr 24th 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…your 2015 Milwaukee Brewers who have opened the season 3-13 and had an 8 game losing streak going until, wonder of wonders, miracle of miracles, actually won one last night.

So,

For failing as massively as Ryan Braun taking a drug test.  

For putting up more L's than a Welsh sign maker.

For struggling more than a Ben Roethlisberger date.

For dropping more ugly ones than the Octomom’s uterus.

For giving more unwatchable performances than even Justin Bieber.

We are proud to name the 2015 Milwaukee Brewers as our Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week.


posted by: Rick and Len at 10:56 am Comment On This Post

apr 21st 2015


TOP TEN SCOOPS ABOUT STAR WARS VII: THE FORCE AWAKENS

10. We’ll see Leia put another medal around Luke’s neck like she did at the end of the first movie only to have Kanye West jump on stage and declare that Beyoncé deserved it more. 

9. Despite the image of a downed Imperial Star Destroyer in the trailer, there is will be no evidence in the film that Brian Williams was on it when it crashed like he claims.

8. Darth Vader’s full name will be revealed to have actually been Darth Hussein Vader.  

7. Instead of Jabba the Hut forcing his slave girls wear metal bikinis, in Hillary Clinton’s honor he’ll make them wear metal pant suits.

6. Filmmakers were unable to film the movie in California because conditions were too dry for the scenes set on the desert planet of Tatooine.

5. While trying to make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs, The Millennium Falcon will mysteriously vanish as it takes a short cut through Malaysia.

4. Despite Mose Isley's Cantina still being "a wretched hive of scum and villainy", we’ll see that they’ve refused to admit Bill Cosby ever since he tried slipping a roofy to a hot Wookie. 

3. With the Empire already destroyed, this movie will focus on efforts to overthrow the government of Indiana so R2D2 doesn’t get discriminated against when goes there to marry a sexy Roomba.

2. Still riddled with doubt, Luke will go on the Maury Povich show to find out if Darth Vader was really his father.

1. Chewbacca’s costume will look more realistic due to the fact that it’s been made entirely from the excess hair plucked from Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt’s eyebrows.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:17 am Comment On This Post

apr 17th 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the naked (and apparently tripping) dude arrested on College Avenue in Downtown Appleton Friday night. The man’s only explanation to gawking on-lookers was that he was “Looking for Ashley”.

So,

For tripping balls while in a state of undress that made it clear to all on-lookers that his balls weren't big enough to actually trip on.

For bringing a new wrinkle to Friday night entertainment in downtown Appleton. However, unfortunately that new wrinkle was his sad, shriveled sack.

For making me hope that the Ashley he was looking for was Ashley Furniture because he seems perfectly suited to a brand new Crazy Boy recliner.

We are proud to name the nude dude of Appleton's College Avenue as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:32 am Comment On This Post

apr 16th 2015
60 venues, 200 artists and 800 performances. An ambitious schedule awaits music fans at the Mile of Music 3  in downtown Appleton Aug. 6-9.

Founders Cory Chisel and Dave Willems today outlined their plans for what they call a "handcrafted, artisanal festival." While the number of participating artists will remain t he same, Willems said many of them will stay in Appleton longer and perform more often so patrons won't have to miss one artist in order to see another.
Almost all (90 to 95%) of the performances will be free to attend. Some will be in bars and nightclubs but many will also be accessible to those under 21.

Willems said Mile of Music will make more use of the outdoor spaces at Houdini Plaza and Jones Park and will expand its venues in the riverfront area and on the east end of College Avenue.
V.I.P. passes will be replaced by the Music Maker Subscription package which include lots of extras and special access at some events. They are on sale now at www.mileofmusic.com.

Many audience favorites from Mile of Music's first two years will return for the third incarnation, but there will be at least 100 performers who will be making their first visit to the festival.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:00 am Comment On This Post

apr 13th 2015


Late Friday night, police in downtown Appleton subdued and arrested this naked dude running down College Avenue.

REASONS POLICE ARRESTED THE NAKED GUY IN DOWNTOWN APPLETON FRIDAY NIGHT

10. The new expo center has to be approved and built before you’re allowed to start exposing anything downtown.

9. The brat guy is the only one licensed to have his sausage out on College Avenue.

8. The Mini Golf on the Town event in Downtown Appleton didn’t start until 1pm Saturday meaning he had his putter and balls out 13 hours early.

7. His linguini was too al dente for Victoria's Italian Restaurant.

6. Big Appleton event is Mile of Music not 3 ½ Inches of Dude Stick.

5. They were afraid somebody might mistake his penis for Cohiba at Appleton Cigar Company and try to smoke it.

4. Police were concerned that the guy was going to run into KK Billiards and try to try to shoot a game of pool without a cue stick.  

3. St. Patrick’s Day is the only time you’re allowed to wave your shillelagh around outside the Durty Leprechaun.

2. With Mayor Tim Hanna just a couple blocks away in city hall, Appleton doesn’t need another guy downtown showing off his shortcomings.

1. If you don’t have a hygienic place to keep change for the parking meters, you’re not welcome in downtown Appleton.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:30 am Comment On This Post

apr 10th 2015



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… 49-year-old Colleen Montague of Green Bay who this week was sentenced to 18 months in prison following her sixth offense of operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Back in January, Ashwaubenon police attempted to pull Montague over for driving with a suspended license but she kept driving to a bar parking lot where she ran from her vehicle into the bar. When police finally apprehended her, Montague reportedly apologized and explained to police that she ran to the bar because he just wanted to kiss her boyfriend one more time before she got arrested. She was nearly twice the legal limit.

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… 49-year-old Colleen Montague of Green Bay who this week was sentenced to 18 months in prison following her sixth offense of operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Back in January, Ashwaubenon police attempted to pull Montague over for driving with a suspended license but she kept driving to a sports bar parking lot where she ran from her vehicle into the drinking establishment. When police finally apprehended her, Montague reportedly apologized and explained to police that she ran to the bar because he just wanted to kiss her boyfriend one more time before she got arrested. She was nearly twice the legal limit.

So, 

For having her boyfriend kiss her on the mouth when it would have made more sense to have had him kiss her ass goodbye for 18 months.

For fleeing to kiss her boyfriend when she should have instead rested her tongue because I’m fairly certain it’s going to get a pretty good workout where she’s going.

And for running from police. Have you seen the news lately and what happens to people who run from cops? Good God, lady!

We are proud to name Colleen Montague of Green Bay who when pulled over, ran from police just so she could kiss her boyfriend one more time before getting arrested as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:02 am Comment On This Post

apr 6th 2015

(Representation of what a 14-year-old girl in wolf costume looks like)

April 1st City of Beaver Dam
A caller informed police that a teen dressed as a wolf was yelling profanities at people in Stevens Park. An officer talked to the 14-year-old girl and she said she didn’t swear at anyone and she doesn’t talk to anyone.

April 5th City of Sheboygan
Police received a report of a man on Lakeshore Drive who was shot in the back with a blow dart fired from a passing vehicle.

March 30th City of Oak Creek
A caller reported that sometime between March 16th and March 30th someone had entered their garage and stole their red velvet cowboy hat.

March 31st City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported seeing a woman wearing dark clothes walking down the middle of Highway 54. Officers contacted the woman who thought she was walking in a parade.

March 17th Village of Omro
Police received a report of a suspicious vehicle near Grant Street. The caller told police the vehicle was driving around the area very slowly. The responding officer make contact with the driver who was driving slowly to deliver newspapers.

April 3rd City of Shawano
Police received a report that a man who had to be rescued after he fell through the ice earlier in the week was going back out on the ice to retrieve the belongings he left behind when he fell through the ice.

March 11th Village of Jackson
Police were asked to check the welfare of a trailer park resident after he called his doctor’s office and was slurring his words and not making sense. Police found the 51-year-old man sitting in a lawn chair. His wife reported that he had been drinking vodka all day but the amount wasn’t unusual for him. The man said he had no intention of harming himself and he had called his doctor’s office because he was just looking for somebody to talk to.

March 27th Barron County
A woman called police to report another woman keeps texting "nasty" things to the caller. A dispatcher talked to woman who told them the caller's texts "aren't so nice, either."

February 22nd City of Rice Lake
A man called and threatened police that he would commit a crime UNLESS they gave him a ride home from the bar.

February 21st City of Rice Lake
An officer was dispatched to check on a vehicle that's been in a drug store parking lot for an hour. The officer determined that the owner has been sitting in the car the entire time watching movie trailers on her phone while trying to decide which Redbox movie to rent.

March 27th City of Fox Point
Police were called after a man who was later determined to have a blood alcohol level of .022 entered the BMO Harris Bank, approached a teller and asked “How do I rob this bank”.

March 20th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a report of a middle-aged man wearing no pants dancing in the street in front of the railroad crossing.

February 20th City of Rice Lake
A resident called police to report seeing an injured pigeon on the sidewalk. The dispatcher informed the caller that pigeons are not police jurisdiction.

March 24th Barron County
A caller contacted police to report her ex-boyfriend left a pill behind when he moved out. The dispatcher told the woman she could drop the pill in the drug drop off box at the police station. The woman told the dispatcher she didn't want to touch the pill and requested an officer come to her home and pick the pill up.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:31 am Comment On This Post

apr 3rd 2015


We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...49 year old Melissa Jacobson who was arrested Monday after she allegedly pooped in a box of security tags in the middle of the K-Mart Racine...while wearing a t shirt with a dump truck on it and the phrase, "dropping a load."

So,

For not understanding that crap has no business in a box in the middle of the aisle at K-Mart...that's what their shelves are for.

For not comprehending K-mart has blue light specials not poo light specials. 

For not understanding that while K-Mart will ship your pants (audio from K-Mart Ship your pants ad: “Hey, I just shipped my pants!”) ...but you can't ship their box.

We are proud to name Melissa Jacobson, the Racine K-Mart Krapper as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:50 am Comment On This Post

apr 1st 2015


This shirt, inspired by Badger Nigel Hayes was a hot seller in Madison until....the school's compliance department feared the shirt violated NCAA rules. What's the rule? "No NCAA student athlete may use words of more than two syllables".  Actually, here's the full story.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:26 am Comment On This Post