This past Thursday, a woman in Cincinnati accidentally left her 3-year-old daughter behind at Wal-Mart. Worse yet, she didn't realize it until the next day when a friend called to say she saw the girl on the news.
How could she not miss one of her children? Well, because she has 15!!!! Here are some signs...
YOU MIGHT HAVE TOO MANY KIDS
If every time you arrive for your annual check-up, your gynecologist is wearing a miner’s hat and spelunking boots...you might have too many kids.
If your water has broken so many times, FEMA has parked a trailer on your labia...you might have too many kids.
If you've had more contractions than a commencement address by Larry the Cable Guy...you might have too many kids.
If you live in a shoe and don't know what to do...you might have too many kids. (I never understood that rhyme. "There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. Had so many children, she didn’t know what to do". Trust me, if she had that many children, she knew EXACTLY what to do!)
If your cooter has had more people come out than the cast of Operation: Runway...you might have too many kids.
If the D.O.T has installed a "No Passing" lane in your birth canal...you definitely have too many kids.