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jun 30th 2014

June 28th City of Appleton
Police arrested a 52-year-old man they believe is responsible for damage and vandalism to numerous air-conditioners in Appleton, Menasha and probably Neenah. The man allegedly spent recent nights riding his bicycle around the area and randomly ripping the control switches out of the air conditioning units. The man reportedly told officers he committed the acts because he just doesn't like air-conditioners.

June 17th City of Waukesha
A resident called police to complain that his neighbors were leaving cooked chicken on his back patio.

June 19th City of Greenfield
A resident called police and reported his daughter bought an unopened package of egg rolls at the grocery store and when he took a bite, he bit into a bullet that was inside one of the egg rolls. The resident confirmed the packaging was intact before he opened it and there were no incidents at his house where a bullet could have become lodged in an egg roll.

June 8th City of Germantown
A resident reported that the house across the street from him just had some windows shot out by a BB gun. The responding officers found numerous holes in several windows. The homeowner told police he suspects the caller might be responsible for the vandalism, but the caller would not speak with police. Later in the day, the homeowner called police to report his neighbor, who was the initial caller, had a mask on and was pretending to cut off another subject's head and leg with a chainsaw while staring at the homeowner.

June 23rd City of Oak Creek
A woman called 911 to report there were two juvenile males in the parking lot wearing clown masks and carrying clubs. Police located the suspects, who stated they were just goofing around during a sleepover. They were warned by police not to scare their neighbors.

June 14th Village of Thiensville
Police responded to a report of an intoxicated man running down the highway wearing only boxer shorts at 3:30 AM. Police return the man to his home.

June 16th City of Waukesha
A possible domestic disturbance was reported by a neighbor. The caller believed a male and female were fighting. However, all police found was a family watching Team USA play its first match of the World Cup. The family told police that USA's goal in the first minute of play sent cheers and screams through the house.

June 18th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a report of an extremely drunk man at the Speedway station. The man told police he didn't want any trouble just pizza rolls and chocolate milk.

June 19th City of Waukesha
A caller notified police of an intoxicated person who came into the Civic Theatre about 11:45 AM trying to sell a chair. The caller told officers the man-made threatening statements when he couldn't find anybody to buy it.

June 25th City of Beaver Dam
Police responded to a report from an employee at Carmike Cinemas of a kitten running loose in the movie theater.

June 25th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported a neighbor woman spying on him through a knot hole in a wooden fence.

June 26th Village of Custer
A woman reported that a man used counterfeit money to buy a large bag of cotton candy.

June 24th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report a woman making children drink dirty water to teach them a lesson.

June 24th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported a little girl in a swimsuit running up to the corner and waving at cars. The caller told police the little girl was scaring traffic.

June 27th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported she woke up in the morning and found a ski boat in her driveway. She told police the ski boat was in her driveway all day, and she didn't know who it belonged to.

June 23rd City of Wisconsin Rapids
Officers saw two people in Poplar Springs Park. The officers spoke to the two men who told them they had nothing to do, so they were looking around the cemetery to see if it is haunted.

June 21st Town of Grand Rapids
A woman called police to report her husband was throwing shoes at her vehicle while she was sitting inside.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:44 am Comment On This Post

jun 25th 2014

Did you hear about the guy in Wisconsin Rapids who left town for a few days and came home and found his neighbor sold his Jeep to a salvage yard? What a douchebag! Here's some signs YOUR neighbor MIGHt be a douchebag!


If he not only lets his dog poop in your yard, he arranges the turds to spell out nasty insults about your mother…your neighbor might be a douchebag. 

If he leaves his Christmas tree lights up so long, your kid tripped over the cord while trick or treating… your neighbor might be a douchebag. 

If the weeds in his yard are more overgrown than a 70’s porn star’s thatch… your neighbor might be a douchebag.

If he leaves his bedroom window open while having loud, noisy, raucous sex…with your wife… your neighbor might be a douchebag. 

If he has more junk in his yard than Kim Kardashian has in her trunk… your neighbor might be a douchebag. 

If he has more junk in his yard than Kim Kardashian has had in her mouth… your neighbor might be a douchebag.

If the noises coming out of his home or garage are even more unpleasant and unlistenable than those coming from a field just off 41 southwest of Oshkosh for the next 4 days… your neighbor might be a douchebag.

If while you are out of town he calls a salvage yard and sells your jeep for scrap without your knowledge…you neighbor is definitely a douchebag!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jun 23rd 2014

June 15th City of Waupun
A woman told police her child just came rushing home from Wilcox Park and told her that a female at the park was taking all her clothes off. Police found the female, who was not taking her clothes off, she was wearing short black shorts which the child mistook for underwear.

June 10th City of Waukesha
A woman called police and claimed her boyfriend stole $350 million from her. She also told police she forced a cat to lick him all night long because he is a sex addict.

June 5th City of Waukesha
A resident called police to report his trash can was knocked over at his home which he said hasn’t happened in 28 years. The caller told police he thinks someone intentionally knocked the trash can over as a threat.

June 17 Town of Saratoga
A woman called police and reported her sister keeps calling her over and over and filled up her voice mail.

June 17th City of Oak Creek
A woman who was allegedly abusing prescription medication was transported to the hospital after she reportedly spread feces on the carpet and wall of her boyfriend’s residence. The woman later left the hospital, dressed only in her undergarments, and walked back to her boyfriend’s house, where she screamed at responding police officers.

June 15th City of Beaver Dam
A  68-year-old woman told police a man with a beard was looking through her sock drawer.

June 12th City of Waukesha
A caller told police he found a drunk man in his car. When he encountered the intruder, the drunk man took a canister of carpet cleaner out of the vehicle and fled.

June 12th City of Greenfield
An employee at Cousin’s Subs reported an older man was hanging around the business for several hours bothering customers, pulling cups out of the outside garbage area and filling them with soda.

June 6th City of Waukesha
A woman called police and reported that she smelled marijuana and believed her neighbor may be smoking it . The resident said he wasn’t smoking weed but, rather was just burning “dragon’s blood” incense.

June 8th City of Waukesha
After receiving a noise complaint, police busted a party where multiple people were playing strip beer pong.

June 18th City of Waupun
A resident called police after discovering an intoxicated naked woman lying in the grass in front of her apartment. The 47-year-old woman told police she was lying in the grass because she tripped on a step at the apartment complex and hurt her ankle. The woman apparently, however, did not explain why she was naked.

June 14th City of Franklin
A woman reported to police that someone took their flag off their flag pole, folded it and placed it on their porch. The resident stated they believed it was a response to a letter her husband had written to the newspaper.

June 9th City of Waukesha
A customer at BMO Harris Bank was cited for disorderly conduct for allegedly saying she was coming to the bank with a gun. The suspect told police she never mentioned a firearm to the person she was speaking with and if she said anything about wanting to go to the bank with a gun, it was while she was on hold listening to the hold music playing. She apologized and said she doesn’t even own a gun.

June 10th City of Greenfield
A resident called 911 to report a man was causing problems at his apartment and stole his snake. Police made contact with the man, who told them he had taken a snake from the residence because he was concerned about its care and wellbeing. The man eventually agreed to return the snake to its rightful owner.

June 17th Town of Grand Rapids
A caller reported a couple was arguing and the man had thrown their wedding photos in the garbage.

June 10th City of Oak Creek
Police responded to a report of six teenage boy repeatedly dropping their pants to expose their bare buttocks to employees inside Sonic.

June 6th City of Waukesha
A caller told police she heard a mom screaming and a child crying. Responding officers found the child was crying because of a sliver and the mom was screaming in frustration while trying to remove it.

June 8th City of Brown Deer
Police responded to a call from a man who reported a neighbor stole his newspaper. The neighbor denied “taking” the paper, saying he was just reading their sports section.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:18 am Comment On This Post

jun 16th 2014

June 12th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called 911 to report that after he complained about bad service from a pizza delivery business and insisted on a replacement, the delivery driver threw the replacement order at him, leaving hot pizza on the caller’s chest. A representative from the pizza business said the man threatened employees.

June 7th City of Menasha
A Brighton Beach Road caller reported a fire raging in a trash can next to a port-a-potty. Witnesses were unable to smother the fire before it reached the port-a-potty and it was fully engulfed in flames by the time the fire department arrived.

June 12 Village of Bonduel
A caller notified the sheriff's department of seeing two males walking on Highway 47 while playing guitars and wearing backpacks. The caller told deputies he thought this seemed suspicious.

June 11th City of Shawano
Police were called to a South Lincoln Street residence where some children kicked a ball into a woman's yard. The woman reportedly came out and yelled at the children for kicking the ball into her yard. The call to police was placed by a witness was wondering if it was illegal for someone to swear at children.

June 8th City of Marshfield
A 21-year-old man called the police department to turn himself in for a probation violation for drinking. The man was cooperative and said he just wanted to get away from his friends.

June 12th Village of Wittenberg
Deputies were called to a Witt-Birn Townline Road residence. The caller indicated that his nephew who was staying with him was out for the evening and left his fan on upstairs. The caller said he wanted the fan turned off. A deputy was dispatched to the home and turned off the fan.

June 12th City of Beaver Dam
A 20-year-old man told police he saw someone driving a lawn tractor on East South Street was pulling people that were riding on a skateboard.  Police warned the 17-year-old tractor driver for creating a traffic hazard.

June 8th City of Shawano
Police responded to a report of three foulmouthed naked women who running, yelling and swearing near the boat landing across from the Washington Inn.

June 8th Town of Seneca
A man called police to report finding a beer can at the end of his driveway.

June 5th City of Oak Creek
Police were called to the Tri-City National Bank where a customer having difficulties with the ATM machine began swearing loudly. When a bank employee asked the woman to quiet down, she told the employee she was going to "shoot her like they do in the movies".

June 9th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police and reported her nose burning and being unable to figure out what was going on. The caller wanted police to drive through the area and smell the air.

May 28th City of Brown Deer
A woman was arrested for disorderly conduct and damage to property after she broke a TV, threw items around the house and poured detergent on her boyfriend's bed. The woman said he had cheated on her and after she confronted him, he took her clothes outside and poured bleach on them. When police arrived, they found what appeared to be blood on a wall. Upon closer inspection, the blood turned out to be pizza sauce. The woman admitted to police that she had, in fact, thrown a pizza against the wall.

June 3rd City of Greenfield
A resident called police to report that every time she goes out of town her neighbor walks in her yard, and she wanted police to talk to her neighbor. Officers made contact with the neighbor and advised her not to walk on her neighbor's lawn without permission.

June 12th City of Marshfield
A 53-year-old woman called 911 and reported a burglary at her home. After clearing the home and not finding any suspects at the scene, police noticed inconsistencies with the woman’s account of the events leading up to the 911 call and neighbors’ observations. The woman eventually admitted to police that she had staged the burglary to get the attention of her husband, who she believes is having an affair.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:46 am Comment On This Post

jun 13th 2014

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson. This week, in a show of bi-partisan cooperation in congress, something as rare as a virgin Kardashian, Democrat and Republican lawmakers joined together to pass a bill that will allow veterans who live more than 40 miles from the nearest VA medical center or who cannot get an appointment quickly at their local VA facility to receive care from the Medicare provider of their choice. The senate voted 93 to 3 in favor of the bill. Guess who was one of the three who voted against it? That’s right. Our senator Ron Johnson who thinks that doing right by our veterans costs too much.


For not realizing that the cost of war cannot be paid with IOUs.

For being writer Oscar Wilde’s very definition of the word “cynic”, a person who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

For being afraid that the program could cost an arm and a leg…without realizing the irony that the reason some of our veterans need the medical care in the first place is that their service to this country has literally already cost them just that and in some cases even more.

We are proud to name Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson as this week’s Rick and Len…WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:21 am Comment On This Post

jun 6th 2014

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…a woman who absconded with an oversized officially licensed replica Packer Super Bowl Ring during a fundraiser for the Special Olympics at Jug’s Hitching Post Saloon & Grill in Washington County. The ring was the property of Steve “The Owner” Tate is one of the Packer’s most recognizable fans and a fixture at Packers-related charity events around Wisconsin where he is always seen wearing a Bart Starr home jersey and a Cheesehead bearing the words “The Owner.”


For going to a charity event and stealing a replica ring which makes her a genuine a-hole.

For not understanding the meaning of the word Owner. He’s Steve “The OWNER” Tate, not Steve the LOANER Tate. You’re NOT the owner. He’s the Owner. It says so right there on his Cheesehead!

And for actions that I’m sure leads authorities to believe she must be stealing it for a member of the Minnesota Vikings because that’s the only way they’ll ever get a Super Bowl ring.

We are proud to name the woman who stole Steve “The Owner” Tate’s oversized replica Packer Super Bowl ring DURING A CHARITY EVENT as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post