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jul 26th 2013
We are proud to name as this weeks Rick and Len Show 'WEENIE OF THE WEEK’…

MILWAUKEE BREWER’S LEFT FIELDER AND 2011 MLB MVP LYIN’ RYAN BRAUN.

Who after vehemently denying taking anything into his body and definitely 'betting his life on it'...now admits to... well nothing … except 'not being perfect' and becoming the first MVP to be suspended by Major League Baseball for using performance enhancing drugs.

SO…

-FOR TURNING A M.V.P. INTO A M.V.P.E.D…

-FOR BEING MORE HOPPED UP THAN THE BREWERY ACROSS THE STREET…

-FOR NOW HAVING TO CHANGE HIS NICKNAME FROM ‘THE HEBREW HAMMER’ TO THE ‘JEWISH JUICER‘…

-FOR HAVING MORE TESTOSTERONE IN HIS SYSTEM THAN ANY OTHER MAN IN MILWAUKEE SINCE JEFFERY DAHMER…

-AND FOR FORCING BOB UECKER TO CHANGE HIS FAMOUS HOME RUN CALL TO … “HEY… GET UP… GET UP… GET OUTTA’ HERE BRAUN!”

We are proud to name this Milwaukee Brewer Ryan Bruan as this week's Rick and Len Show …. ‘WEENIE OF THE WEEK.’
posted by: Rick and Len at 2:49 pm Comment On This Post

jul 19th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…me…Rick McNeal, who committed the egregious sin of having a call-in yesterday about how funny it was that while Rock USA is in progress here, Len had to go to Minneapolis to take his daughter to see the boy band One Direction. This inspired the wrath of Len, who on Facebook posted “Just to be clear...I am NOT attending the One Direction concert. Just dropping off and picking up the girls. Got it? Man, I work with some dicks! If Rick, or anyone else at the station could get a woman to have sex with them (without cash changing hands), they might understand that Dads sometimes sacrifice for their offspring as opposed to being smug poopy heads.”

So…

For failing to show the proper compassion to a poor man who has clearly been so traumatized by spending time at a One Direction show he’s been reduced to using words like “poopy heads”.

For not knowing that 6.2 billion pounds of onions are grown each year in the US which accounts for 1.6% of the world onion acreage, and produces about 4% of the world's annual onion supply and that the ONE thing all those onions have in common is that none of them have skins thinner than Len’s.

And for not understanding that Len was in the land of 10,000 Lakes where they must also have plenty of beaches which would explain why the poor bastard couldn’t keep all that sand out of his vagina.

I am proud to name myself…Rick McNeal...for being so callous as to think it was amusing that Len was missing Rock USA because he had to take his daughter to a boy band show, as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

jul 15th 2013


July 4th City of Greendale
Police were called to break up an altercation at an  Independence Day celebration where two men got into a fight during a pie-eating contest. Police advised both subjects on proper pie-eating contest etiquette, and officers told one of the subjects to leave the park for the day and not return.

July 5th  City of Waupun
A woman called police to report that someone rang her door bell at 11:45 p.m. and ran away leaving behind one goldfish. The caller asked for extra patrols in her neighborhood.

July 11th City of Shawano
A 911 dispatcher reported receiving a call from a woman who told her "I didn't dial 911. I just picked up my phone. Don't waste anyone's time coming out here. I don't know why the phone called you."

June 24th Town of Menasha
A Southwood Drive resident called police to report that sometime overnight his mailbox was taken off the post and thrown through his basketball hoop.

July 6th City of Wisconsin Rapids
The manager of a grocery store called police to report some of his customers just left the store, took several spare tires out of their car and left them in the store parking lot to make room in the vehicle for their groceries.

June 30th City of Brillion
A caller on County highway H told police someone came on their property and looked at their flowers. The caller was upset that the flower-looker indicated he was going to come back and take some of the flowers and have them tested.

June 18th Town of New Holstein
Police received a call from a homeowner on County HH. The caller was suspicious of a male subject who was at his house and said he was walking home from town and being followed by a bear.

July 8th City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report her neighbors are space aliens. The woman did not explain why she believed this to be the case.

June 28th City of Brown Deer
A man was arrested for disorderly conduct after yelling profanities and throwing food and plates at Applebee’s. The man said he was upset with the manager when he couldn’t “bring more fish home.” The manager explained this was an “all you can eat fish fry” night but customers had to eat at the restaurant and no takeouts were allowed.

June 8th City of Oak Creek
A woman called police to report a possible UFO after she saw strange lights "flashing in the air". The caller stated the lights were suspicious because they continued to make different patterns in the sky. An officer responded to the area and reported it appeared the lights were from some type of rotating device to attract people to a grand opening or special sale at a business.

July 11th City of Shawano
A 911 dispatcher reported receiving a call from a woman who told her "I didn't dial 911. I just picked up my phone. Don't waste anyone's time coming out here. I don't know why the phone called you."

July 7th City of Shawano
Police received a call from a resident asking them to dispatch officers. The caller told police "something is going on that shouldn't be going on" and hung up without giving any other details.

June 29th City of Fox Lake
A police officer encountered a 33-year-old man urinating in a parking lot. The police officer gave the man a warning and informed him that Fox Lake does now have indoor plumbing.

July 1st City of Cudahy
An apartment was entered without the sole resident’s permission, sometime between noon and 2 pm. Nothing was reported stolen from the apartment. The only evidence of the break-in was in the bathtub, where the intruder left a bar of soap and miscellaneous hair.

July 8th City of Waukesha
A resident called police with concerns about a suspicious man walking down the street holding his hand over his face as if he was injured. When police located the man he said he often covers his face because he doesn't like people looking at him because when they see him they get hostile toward him. He said he feels the hostility is primarily because of, "his self-admitted good looks and eastern European descent."

June 30th City of Menasha
Officers responded to a bar on Fourth Street for a report of people who were refusing to leave. The bartender said she informed the patrons of last call TWICE before she asked them to leave. Two women refused to leave until after they finished their drinks and all the songs they had paid for had played on the jukebox.

July 12th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported a man delivering a weekly advertising publication was “smarting off” to him after the caller asked the man to put it in the delivery box and not just “chuck it.”
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:16 am Comment On This Post

jul 12th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenies of the Week…the Southern Wisconsin couple, 18-year-old Michael Cegers and 20-year-old Jessica Hurley-Smith, who were arrested this week after leaving their 9 month old son alone in a hot car parked outside an Illinois adult party store while they went inside and shopped for sex toys. The couple explained that they didn’t have a choice since the sex shop had a sign clearly posted that no one under the age of 18 is allowed inside the store.

So,

For leaving their baby in a hot car while they shopped in a place that sells inflatable dolls that have about the same amount of air in their heads than both of them.

For proving once again that while you need a license to drive a car, buy a dog, or catch a fish but any a-hole can have a child and then go to a store and buy a latex one.

And for not taking their baby inside a sex shop, where no matter what they had in stock, there was no risk whatsoever of the child seeing any dildos bigger than his parents.

We are proud to name the Southern Wisconsin couple, 18-year-old Michael Cegers and 20-year-old Jessica Hurley-Smith, who left their baby in a hot car for 20 minutes while she shopped in a sex store as this week's Rick and Len Show....WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:31 am Comment On This Post

jul 8th 2013


June 29th City of Waupun
A woman on Cochran Street called police to report seeing a man sitting on a curb and...doing nothing. Investigating officers found the man was just delivering newspapers when he ran out and was now waiting for someone to bring him more. After officers departed the scene, the man resumed...doing nothing.

July 3rd Village of Eland
A woman called police to report that her stepdaughter is causing a disturbance. The caller told police the  angry stepdaughter was standing in the driveway where she was loudly swearing because someone left a cake in the refrigerator. The same caller also indicated that her son had thrown sand in a pitcher of beer at a baseball game.

June 3rd City of Chilton
An employee of a convenience store on  East Chestnut Street called police to report a man stole one can of beer from the cooler. The culprit was apparently wearing latex gloves so as not to leave any fingerprints.

June 7th Village of Harrison
Police received a report of a suspicious person selling children's books door-to-door on Sweet William Drive. The caller told police the man's eye contact and body language made them very uncomfortable. The man also had a very well-drawn map which the caller seemed to think was very strange

June 30th Town of Beaver Dam
A 57-year-old woman called police to report that a 60-year-old man was threatening to toss her bricks into a field. Contact was made with both parties and the man was warned about his behavior.

July 2nd City of Shawano
Police received a report of a bunch of people on Butternut Road "all driving like a-holes".

June 29th City of Portage
Police received a report of a man who took a sub sandwich in the bathroom of a business and then attempt to leave with it in his pants. Investigating officers found two empty mayonnaise packets on the bathroom floor.

June 23rd City of Glendale
Police and firefighters responded to a fire alarm at an apartment building. A 61-year-oldwoman told police she pulled the alarm because she was locked out of her apartment. When told that wasn’t what the fire alarm was for and she would be cited, she said she wasn’t worried because what else was she supposed to do.

June 30th City of Germantown
A woman called police to report two people “engaged in a sexual act” on the soccer field.

June 8th City of Oak Creek
Someone stole seven ceramic dwarfs, valued at $100, from a yard leaving behind a ceramic Snow White.

July 1st City of Waukesha
A man was taken into custody for disorderly conduct after threatening an employee at a pizza place. The employee told police the man told her, “Once I get down there, you will not be able to walk out the door".  The caller was reportedly angry with her because she could not hear him over the phone and asked him to repeat himself.

July 5th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police to report he found a loaded clip to a gun behind a washing machine. Responding officers identified the loaded gun clip as actually being a cigarette lighter.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:34 am Comment On This Post

jul 1st 2013



June 14th City of Menasha
Police responded to a gas station on a report of a man acting strangely. The caller told police the man was sitting on the pump stands and when asked to leave refused. When police arrived, the man told officers he was upset because the gas station employee called him "'Sir', and in reality, his ancestors date back to the Queen of England so this makes him an Esquire", not a "sir".  Police told the "Esquire" to leave the premises.

June 30th City of Sheboygan
Police received a report of a juvenile stomping on the roof of a car on 6th Street. Police discovered the boy was just stomping on the car to help his dad get the convertible top closed.

June 26 Village of Tigerton
A caller on County Trunk M reported a bull chasing their grandchildren.

June 25th City of Shawano
Police responded to a report of a man  kicking trees on East Green Bay Street. The man told the responding officer that it was part of his MMA fight training. The officer suggested the man train elsewhere and noted that for an MMA fighter the man did not have very good balance.

June 25th City of Shawano
Sheriff's deputies responded to a report of a car that drove into a swampy area on North Cattau Beach Drive. The driver told deputies she lost control of the car while trying to swat a bee. The woman was not injured. The police report failed to state the condition of the bee.

June 27th City of Shawano
An employee of a business on South Main street called police to report an eight-year-old boy who refused to leave the store. The employee told police the boy was wearing a backpack, sitting on the floor in the middle of the store and would not move.

June 22nd City of Marshfield
A 19-year-old Neillsville man was cited for theft after allegedly stealing a piece of framed artwork that was hanging in the men's room of the Kentucky Fried Chicken.

June 22nd City of Marshfield
A woman on South Locust Avenue called police to report someone had entered her home and poured themselves a big bowl of cereal and water.

June 26th  Village of Port Edwards
A man called police to report a car pulled into his driveway and the driver looked in his window and knocked on his door. Officers determined that the driver was a pizza delivery man trying to locate the correct address.

June 15th City of Mequon
A 52-year-old man was arrested on a charge of disorderly conduct after fighting with another man. The man, who was intoxicated, became angry when he found ferrets in a cage in the victim’s car saying they shouldn’t be locked up. He removed the cage and then attacked the victim. No injuries were reported.

June 21st City of Waukesha
Police responded to a report of two little girls seen putting ducklings in a lunch box. Police made contact with the two little girls who had two baby ducks in their lunchbox that police released. Police advised the girls against putting baby waterfowl in their lunchboxes.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:46 am Comment On This Post