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jul 30th 2015


Was recalling once, as a child being touched inappropriately by a dude with a Bernie Brewer mustache

Has a fear of needles and is afraid they would to hook him up with Ryan Braun’s guy from Bio-genesis.   

Hoping instead of a bobblehead doll, the Brewers  would celebrate his joining the team by giving away Weepy Wilmer dolls. 

He was crying tears of joy of at the prospect of the $1 he would save in property taxes this coming year under the new Wisconsin budget.

Was thinking about a piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye and how, with the Brewers, he would get to see one in the front row at every home game.

Believes that his tears make rainbows and are delicious, life-giving food for unicorns, one of whom he thought might gallop on to the field, scoop him up and fly him to a city that has a baseball team that DOESN'T regularly get stomped by the Cardinals like a narc at Night of the Juggalos.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:50 am Comment On This Post

jul 28th 2015

Yahoo Travel is claiming that the "strangest tourist spot" IN THE WORLD is Wisconsin's House on the Rock. It may be odd, but I don't even think it's the strangest tourist spot in our state.


10. The Menasha Hall of Dental Atrocities. 

9. The Branchless Family Tree of Bear Creek. 

8. The Sheboygan County Asylum Without Walls. 

7. The World’s Largest Hat Rack located in the men's dressing room in the Fox 11 News Department.

6. Located right behind the famous Mars Cheese Castle, the lesser known Mars Laxative Palace.

5. The Governor Scott Walker Railroad and Eye Crossing.

4. The former site of Ed’s Hand Made Furniture Emporium in Plainfield. 

3. The Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt Media Whore Brothel.

2. The Tommy Thompson empties repository…(the only Wisconsin landmark big enough to be seen from space). 

1. The Jeffery Dahmer Culinary Trail where you can visit the sites where Milwaukee's best known chef locally sourced all his choice sustainable protein.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:15 pm Comment On This Post

jul 28th 2015
A light week in STCW. Is it too hot to commit crimes?

July 14th City of Oak Creek
Police received a report of a man who was naked and humping a stool outside his apartment. When confronted by police, the man admitted to being naked but firmly denied the stool humping.

July 20th City of Oak Creek
A truck driver called police and reported that while he was stopped at Kwik Trip, a man who was talking about why God invented gravity approached him with a sharpened piece of wood and told him his mother instructed him not to stab people.

July 14th City of Waukesha
Police received a report of an extremely intoxicated man, outside a bar, repeatedly banging his head on a pole.

July 9th City of Mayville
Officers were dispatched for reports of a neighbor dispute. An officer made contact with a 60-year-old man who said his 58-year-old neighbor had raised a machete at him while he was mowing the lawn. The 58-year-old man said that he had been using the machete to cut weeds and decided to confront his neighbor about whether he was the individual who had called the city about his weeds being out of control.  The officer warned the 58-year-old man about his use of the machete and told both individuals to go inside their homes and take a break.

July 20th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported a man with a garbage can cover and mop “dancing around” and “acting strange”.

April 24th Village of Oregon
A 40-year-old man was seen chasing a teenage boy down the street. The man was reportedly angry at being the victim of a game of dingdong ditch.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:02 pm Comment On This Post

jul 24th 2015

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the unidentified Milwaukee area man who, Tuesday night, attempted to bag himself some big game. According to police, the man grabbed his gun and shot at what he believed to be the lion that has reportedly been spotted wandering the streets of Milwaukee. Unfortunately, what the man thought was a wild lion was actually somebody’s pet pit bull.

For being unable to tell a dog from a cat…or, apparently, his own ass from a hole in the ground.

For having a trigger finger that’s itchier than the balls of a guy after banging  a Kardashian.

For being afraid of somebody's pet dog and shooting it because he was afraid it was a lion making me thing the lion isn't the biggest pussy in this story.

We are proud to name the guy who shot a dog he mistook for a lion in Milwaukee as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!

P.S. The dog is expected to recover.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:26 am Comment On This Post

jul 23rd 2015


BILL CLINTON…wanted to be at the EAA…but he’s busy this week CLOSELY monitoring the hackers’ release of names of Ashley Madison clients.

ESCAPED MEXICAN DRUG LORD EL CHAPO...wanted to be at the EAA...but while tunneling out of a Mexican prison may have been difficult, it's not nearly as horrible as trying to drive highway 41 in EAA traffic.  

WILLIE NELSON…wanted to be at the EAA…until he learned that even with 10,000 airplanes on site, there are not that can get him hire than he own tour bus.

TIGER WOODS…wanted to be at the EAA…because he was hoping one of the many stunt pilots on hand could teach him how to pull his career out a nosedive.

DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MARTIN O’MALLEY …wanted to be at the EAA…until he found out that even the world’s greatest assembly of aeronautic engineers couldn’t figure out a way to get his race for the presidency off the ground.  

THE LION ROAMING THE STREETS OF MILWAUKEE …wanted to be at the EAA…but unlike United and Delta, he's apparently not an air-lion.

BILL COSBY…wanted to be at the EAA since he seems like a perfect fit because usually only plane crashes leave behind as many victims as him.

DONALD TRUMP...wanted to bring his campaign to EAA...but the last thing they need at Airventure this week is something else that's going down in flames.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:55 am Comment On This Post

jul 22nd 2015
They've released the schedule for Mile of Music 3, August 6-9 in Appleton and I'm pretty excited. A number of the the out-of-the-area bands I enjoyed last year will be back, such as Wild Adriatic, Cereus Bright, Ruben, and SOOOO many more (together with an AMAZING assortment of local talent!) One of my faves from last year was Pop Goes the Evil from Cincinatti.

For those of you who think Mile is just folk and Americana artists, this clip of Pop Goes the Evil performing at Fox River House should change your mind. Allow me to highlight my favorite moments in the performance as the band takes the stage late Sunday morning completely wiped out, hung over, and giving it every last drop they had left!

0:44 Song starts sweetly enough despite lead singer,  Lucas, being "out of his mind" after 5 performances in 3 days and partying so hard he passed out and slept on the blacktop behind some Appleton bar the night before.

1:52 Song briefly changes tempo, becomes darker and heavier giving us a perview of things to come.

4:16 Lucas climbs on top of Todd who is shooting the video before launching into a Dick Dale-ish surf guitar open to his first solo.

6:40 Lucas launches into another guitar solo during which it appears his soul leaves his body and he is taken over by the spirit of some flailing bad ass rock demon.

7:33 Hey! It's Evan the bass player.

7:50 Jake the dummer attacking the drums like his life depends on it. As we later learn, perhaps it did.

7:56 Lucas starts playing guitar like he has flippers.

8:10 Lucas (or the bad ass rock demon controling his empty vessel) starts to wind it up and bring it home!

9:02 The bad ass demon controling the Lucas vessel briefly attempts to Chicken Dance while still playing guitar.

9:27 Jake the drummer VOMITS!

9:40 Jake finishes the last beats of the song before vomiting over the back a pro...signaling the official end of Mile of Music 2.

Can't wait for this year!  -Rick-

Video courtesy of Crazy Todd Van Hammond!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:41 am Comment On This Post

jul 20th 2015

July 18th City of Manitowoc
An Albert Street resident called police and reported his wife shook her fist at him and then left on foot traveling in an unknown direction.

July 4th City of Waukesha
Police were called to a residence where an adult male was knocked unconscious during a drunken Slip n' Slide incident.

July 17th Dane County
Police responded to a report of a gun fired during an argument. Responding officers have not been able to ascertain if a gun was fired or not however, they believe the dispute was over "reheated food".

July 8 City of Germantown
A resident called police to report that his significant other is going to be killed by two local a.m. radio stations whom he believes are "in cahoots" to poison her through radio frequencies. The man reportedly even showed police Internet printouts regarding Voodoo and black magic to prove it.

July 15th City of Shawano
Officers responded to a report from a Fed Ex driver about a suspicious package that was damaged and..."full of green stuff".

July 6th City of Wauwatosa
An employee at Catholic Charities called police to report someone made a mess in the kitchen.

July 6th City of Waukesha
A caller complained to police that mini cigarette lighters with nude pictures on them were clearly visible at the front counter at a gas station. At police request, an employee removed the lighters.

June 20th City of Greenfield
A resident called police because he was concerned for his safety after receiving an anonymous Hallmark card in the mail with a note asking him to remove his car from the street because it was ugly.

July 15th City of Shawano
Police received a 911 call from a man and woman discussing a jukebox and what they should do with it.

July 15th City of Beaver Dam
Police were called to the scene where two men were arguing about brats.

July 5th City of Waukesha
A woman reported a burglary was taking place at the St. Vincent de Paul thrift store. The woman told police she believed burglar person was wearing a plaid or dark-colored shirt. Police, however, determined the person in question was actually a mannequin inside the store and not a burglar.

July 3rd City of Waukesha
Police responded to a report that an unknown person or persons left their Crock Pot plugged into an electrical outlet outside the Post Office.

July 4th City of Franklin
A resident reported someone's bottle rocket burned a hole in their gazebo.

July 14th City of Marshfield
A woman and her mother both contacted police about an argument they were having with each other. The daughter was angry because her mother was not picking the daughter up from an appointment and would not give the daughter money for a jacket. The mother told an officer she had better things to do than providing rides to her daughter. An officer reminded the daughter she is 25-years-old, has a valid driver's license and shouldn't rely on her mother for rides.

July 19th City of Manitowoc
A Hamilton Street resident called police about an incident involving neighbors. Allegedly, one neighbor squirted another neighbor in the face with a squirt gun prompting that neighbor to point a real gun at the squirt gun owner.
posted by: Rick and Len at 5:00 pm Comment On This Post

jul 20th 2015

Today is the 46th anniversary of the first manned moon landing...or is it?


10. When it returned to earth, Apollo 11 odometer only had 148 miles on it.

9. If you look closely at photos of Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin you’ll see they look suspiciously like the two guys in the Sonic commercials.

8. It was faked by Meg Ryan after which Rob Reiner’s mother said “I’ll have what she’s having”.

7. The bag of moon rocks they brought back all had the words “A Souvenir of Bailey's Harbor" painted on them.

6. Cheese on surface of moon was clearly still in Kraft Singles wrappers.

5. Bumper sticker on back on the LEM read my other Lunar Excursion Module is a Corvette.

4. Armstrong's footprint on lunar surface bears surprising resemblance to bigfoot's who as we all know lives in the pacific northwest and deep south...not the moon.

3. There were 200 million Americans at the time. Do you really think we picked to be one of the first two people to walk in the moon, a guy named Buzz.

2. During historic CBS broadcast of the event, every time famed news anchor Walter Cronkite said "moon landing" he used his fingers to make air quotes.

1. Neil Armstrong claims when he got off the Lunar Module, Brian Williams was there to meet him.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:22 am Comment On This Post

jul 18th 2015


10. In honor of his 1999 8-8 season, the Hall of Fame is also inducting a large wad of Ray Rhodes’ chewing gum.

9. It will be revealed that the REAL reason he came out of retirement to play for the Jets and Vikings was to avoid listing to Deanna nag him about mowing the lawn. 

8. Lambeau Ring of Honor also making room for a selection of John Madden lip prints lifted from Brett’s ass.

7. Since his former coach Mike Holmgren will be unable to attend, will be replaced by Chumley the cartoon Walrus.

6. They are also retiring the number…of Brett’s pharmacist. (his private cellphone number, of course)

5. Only reason Brett agreed to return to Green Bay is the prospect of a big sweaty hug from Larry McCarren.

4. Original plan was to hold induction ceremony at other scene of Brett’s greatest most memorable accomplishments… the basement of the former Philling Station bar in downtown Appleton.

3. Brett hoping Hall of Fame induction will keep him from being remembered like a character in Brokeback Mountain, a well-meaning country boy who’s balls sometimes ended up in the wrong guy’s hands.

2. In a fitting tribute to his family, Hall of Fame exhibit will also include a selection of items shoplifted by his sister and the bathtub she made meth in.

1. When they retire Brett’s number 4, they’re planning to put the word “inches” after it.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jul 17th 2015


10. Accompany Chicago Bears Quarterback Jay Cutler to the festival and periodically run under the water spraying from his eyes.

9. Do what Rick does and hit on women just to get turned down cold.

8. Bring Brewers centerfielder Carlos Gomez, give him a bat and let him fan the crowd the way he’s been fanning at the plate a lot of the season.

7. Hang out with Jackyl’s Jesse James Dupree because, Ahhh he’s pretty cool.

6. Wear a Minnesota Vikings jersey and bask in the cold reception you get from the crowd.

5. While just drinking ice cold beer will not keep you hydrated, it can be extremely refreshing to periodically dip your balls in it.

4. Come by the WAPL Beach House and get a cold shoulder from our own Ross Maxwell.

3. Get an icy stare from Don Dokken by asking for one of his candy bars. Don't ask. You don't want to know. But trust us!

2. If you are a woman, offer to have sex with Rick and just the thought of it will make you downright frigid.

1. Eating popsicles can help lower your body temperature. Even more so if you consume them in suppository form. Beware the Rocket pops.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:25 am Comment On This Post

jul 17th 2015

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Tyler Zastrow, a 19-year-old Sheboygan man who is facing criminal charges for allegedly assaulting a park ranger at Kohler Andre State Park Saturday. The altercation reportedly began when the ranger responded to reports that Zastrow was hiding in the woods and jumping out to scare unsuspecting women on their way to the bathroom. When the ranger confronted him, Zastrow allegedly began wrestling, kicking and punching him. After being subdued with pepper spray, Zastrow reportedly apologized for hitting the ranger and asked to not be arrested because “it would screw up his ‘pre-law’ degree.”


Roughing up the ranger...which sounds like a euphemism for masturbation which is fitting since he behaved like a jerk off.

For not realizing that nobody beats the park ranger….unless, of course, you’re “smarter than the average bear”. (and he clearly is not “smarter than the average bear”.)

For thinking he still has a shot at becoming a lawyer despite being a complete douchebag…which, now that I think of it, is actually a pretty good combination.

We are proud to name Tyler Zastrow of Sheboygan as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:16 am Comment On This Post

jul 17th 2015

We narrowly avoided the planet being sucked into a blackhole of douchebaggery last night as for Cowboy Deion Sanders faced off against Justin Bieber on Spike TV's Lip Sync Battle. How loathesome a creature is Justin Bieber that he had me pulling for "Primetime"? (Truth be told, I think I was praying harder for a theater fire!)

So what was more uncomfortable? Watching Neon Deion writhe around the floor in a wedding dress as Madonna or having Beiber boarding the Crazy Train?
posted by: Rick and Len at 5:02 am Comment On This Post

jul 13th 2015


10. The governor will be forced to reduce number of aids at his office in Madison in order to maintain full time staffs for his governor's offices in Cedar Rapids, Des Moines and Sioux City.

9. Well paid tenured University of Wisconsin professors will be replaced by “teachers” whose main qualifications are having scored above average on several really tough Buzzfeed quizzes. 

8. Due to cuts in D.O.T. equipment budget, multiple state highway workers will all have to start huddling together to lean on the same shovel.

7. Will implement controversial Right to Birthday law which will save taxpayer money by making it illegal to celebrate your birthday unless you make at least $200,000 year.

6. Will replace many of states’ K-12 schools with much cheaper K9 schools because dogs are easier to teach than children.

5. To show support for state industry, budget includes provision that allows lockdown of the state capitol building for bomb scares only if the explosive device was manufactured in Wisconsin.

4. There is no number 4. New state budget eliminated 10% of funding for government supported development of top ten lists.

3. As a cost saving measure, State Senator Frank Lasee's pay was cut so much he can no longer afford to keep NOT living in the home he doesn’t really live in in his district. 

2. Instead of allowing former A village administrator from places like Hortonville and a former alderman from places like Sheboygan to individually expense their child porn, they’ll all be required to just have a group movie night at the home of Jared from Subway. 

1. Money usually spent on “railroad crossing” and “deer crossing” signs for state highways will be used to pay for “eye crossing” signs for governor’s office. 
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:03 am Comment On This Post

jul 13th 2015

June 23rd Town of Menasha
An Oxwood Drive resident contacted police to report continued harassment from his neighbors. The man showed the officer several video recordings in which the neighbor, a 59-year-old woman, is blowing leaves onto his property. And most recently, the neighbor was throwing pine cones in his yard!

June 27th Town of Menasha
An officer on patrol spotted an unoccupied car parked in the lane of traffic on West American Drive. As the officer was attempting to locate information on the owner, a naked man came jogging down the walking trail toward the officer. The man, a 31-year-old Saginaw, Michigan resident, told the officer that he was just "jogging nude." The man told the officer that he has done this in the past, however this was the first time he had done so in this area. The man was cited for lewd and lascivious behavior.

June 30th City of Mayville (follow up to June 13 call)
A 45-year-old man called police and reported that he had been playing his music too loud and wanted to report himself because his neighbors had not yet reported him. The man told police that no one wanted to mess with him so he was calling himself in. The officer warned the man that if the police received another complaint about his loud music he would receive a citation. The man told them he was prepared and he had been saving up to pay the future citation.

July 4th City of Sheboygan
A man on 8th Street called police to report he went to his former residence to get his television and now the home's current occupant is chasing him down the street wielding a metal pipe.

July 9th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police received a call from a resident who reported one man was going to shoot another man because of a dispute over a hat.

March 28th Village of Oregon
A 57-year-old woman called police to report someone had entered her home, drank five beers and cooked two pork chops.

June 28th Town of Rubicon
A resident called police to report seeing a fawn tied to a tree in someone's yard. Responding officers discovered the fawn in question was actually a fawn-shaped lawn ornament.

July 2nd City of Oak Creek
A man who was going door to door selling children's books was cited for disorderly conduct for throwing a homeowner's wreath in a pond after they refused to buy anything. It was unclear why the homeowner still had a wreath up on July 2nd.

June 29th City of Brookfield
A 25-year-old man was spoken to by police officers after he threatened to throw nails at driving school vehicles if he sees them in his neighborhood because he said he is sick of seeing them.

June 28th City of Oak Creek
A man was taken into custody after he shoved his mother into a wooden entertainment center,  sat on her and took her cell phone so she couldn't call police. The suspect was apparently upset because his mother told him he "didn't deserve to eat" because of his size.

June 30th Village of Shorewood
A juvenile female was issued a ticket for assault after she got into a "physical altercation" with another girl. The fight was identified by police as a "Snapchat feud over a hairstyle".

July 6th City of Beaver Dam
A resident notified police of a man and a woman were screaming at each other in Slumberland. An officer spoke with the couple and found they were yelling at each other because their daughter was upset about not getting ice cream.

July 5th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report the theft of a 3-foot-doll wearing a pink ball gown from her front porch.

July 6th City of Marshfield
Police issued a citation to a man for uttering an obscenity while making an obscene gesture in a tavern.

June 26th City of Glendale
A 23-year-old Lansing, Michigan woman was arrested after she placed ads on a website used by prostitutes and was found by police in a motel room. The woman answered the door naked but denied she was a prostitute, saying she was "just there just to meet people and have a good time."

June 30th City of Waukesha
A 45-year-old woman asked her neighbor to give her a ride to her bank. When the man refused, the woman allegedly jumped in the man's truck causing him to relent and offer to drive the woman a short distance. However, the man told police that he eventually tried to kick her out of his truck after she tried to push on the accelerator and grab the steering wheel. About 10 minutes later the woman jumped back in his unattended truck and  was "sitting in the driver's seat, revving the engine and laughing hysterically." She then took off with the truck, blew threw a stop sign turned the car around and blew through the stop sign a second time, then drove the truck onto the lawn of the man's apartment and struck him with it. The woman was reportedly desperate to get to her bank to withdraw all her money because "ISIS is coming!"

July 6th Town of Ashippun
A woman called the Dodge County Sheriff's Department and reported a 31-year-old man who she said was repeatedly hitting himself in an effort to frame her for domestic battery.

July 8th City of Neenah
Police responded to a report of two people at Apple Blossom Apartments who may have been having sex behind a dumpster.

July 8th City of Green Bay
A woman called police requesting assistance in chasing a raccoon out of her garage.

June 22nd City of Greendale
Two males were cited for negligent handling of burning materials after they doused a tennis ball with lighter fluid, lit it on fire and played tennis with it at Greendale High School.

June 30th City of Waukesha
Police received a report of a man on the walking trail stalking people with a machete. Responding officers found that the man in question was carrying a garden hoe, not a machete, and was just looking for worms for fishing.

June 25th City of Brookfield
A 46-year-old man was arrested for domestic violence after getting into a physical altercation with his ex-girlfriend's mother. The complainant stated that the subject is a drug addict and that he became upset after the mother would not give him money. The man allegedly threw mail around the mother-in-law’s house and stuck his finger in her nose.

July 4th Village of Grand Rapids
Wood County authorities say they have located Bigfoot. A park ranger at Lake Wazeecha reported to police that he found a 5-foot concrete Sasquatch statue near the village.
posted by: Rick and Len at 9:59 am Comment On This Post

jul 2nd 2015

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...that jackass in everybody's neighborhood who, starting about a week before the 4th, already lights off fireworks at somewhere between midnight and 3 am with most civilized people are TRYING (and I think the operative word here is TRYING) to sleep. For me, it was a jag off with what sounded like a couple of M-80's at 1:40 this morning  interrupting a dream involving me, 50 gallons of chocolate pudding and the entire cast of female dancers from the 1980's TV show Solid Gold. Gaaaahhh!!!!


For lighting things that have even ever shorter fuse than Lewis Black.

For demonstrating to the world that the only thing he can bang late at night is a pack of Black Cat's finest.

For popping days before the 4th which is just as prematurely as I'm sure he would if the actually did have sex.

We are proud to name that jack wagon in my (and everybody’s) neighborhood who thinks it’s funny to light off firecrackers in the middle of the night DAYS BEFORE the 4th as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:32 am Comment On This Post

jul 1st 2015

June 25th City of Marshfield
A caller at a gas station reported a woman trying to drink gas from the gas pump. An officer located the woman and determined the woman was NOT trying to drink gas from the gas pump.

June 22nd Winnebago County
Authorities stopped a man who is walking around High Cliff State Park naked. The man did not say why he was naked and refused to tell officers what he was on.

June 15th City of Waukesha
Police were called to the Wal-Mart where a woman allegedly "whipped" her child with a Slim Jim beef stick. The caller said the female struck her young daughter with the beef stick after her daughter asked her to buy it for her. The child did not appear to be injured.

June 24th City of Marshfield
A caller reported her neighbors yell at her when she blows her grass clippings in their yard while mowing her lawn. The woman said the neighbors haven't threatened her. An officer told the woman to call back only if the neighbors make threats. The officer also suggested the woman blow her grass clippings somewhere other than her neighbor’s yard.

June 17th City of Rice Lake
A heavy set, 6-foot was seen hanging out in the women's bathroom at a retail store. The caller told police the man left in a car described as being "blue with fuzzy dice hanging from rear view mirror".

June 10th City of Menasha
A 14-year-old boy told police that a 17-year-old neighbor boy had tricked him into going into the backyard to look at something and when he did the 17-year-old started his skateboard on fire.

June 22nd City of Rice Lake
A 13-year-old girl called police to report "everybody is being mean" to her.

June 4th City of Phillips
Officers from the police department assisted a woman who had locked herself in a bedroom and was unable to exit the room. The woman indicated to police that the doorknob had broken. With the assistance of the Price County Sheriff's Department, police were able to gain access into the residence through a second story patio door, then opened the bedroom door and let the woman out.

June 17th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a residence where two teenagers were seen pushing a vehicle into a driveway. The teens told police they were pushing the vehicle because they were "too lazy" to go in the house and get the keys.

June 5th City of Menasha
A London Street resident told police his grandson called him and said that his mom was hitting him. Investigators found that the grandson was not following what his mother was telling him to do, and he was just upset that she yelled at him.

June 22nd City of Rice Lake
A man called police to report he is being harassed by his girlfriend. The man wanted to press charges but did not know his girlfriend's last name.

June 28th City of Sheboygan
Police responded to a report of an extremely intoxicated man with a bag on Indiana Avenue walking into trees and poles.

June 21st Town of Hubbard
A man called police several times to report that his neighbor had put a toy tractor on his vehicle. The man eventually called back and said that he and the neighborhood worked it out and was sorry for calling so much.

June 15th City of Mayville
A woman called police to report someone had stolen the body for metal crane bird lawn ornament from her yard but left the legs behind.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:52 am Comment On This Post

jul 1st 2015

With the holiday weekend almost upon us, ask yourself, how dirty is my grill? A study shows that most grills have far more bacteria than your toilet seat. Here's the signs to look for that your grill might be unclean!

If it has more burnt residue than Willie Nelson’s bong…your grill might be unclean.

If it has more chunks of decades old food than ZZ Top’s beards…your grill might be unclean.

If it’s had more questionable meat on it than Jenna Jameson’s chin …your grill might be unclean.   

If it’s been so long since it’s seen soap and water it’s been made an honorary citizen of Menasha…your grill might be unclean.

If it’s burned people more times than Jordy Nelson facing the Bear’s secondary…your grill might be unclean.

If you struggle with dyslexia…your girl might be unclean.

If every time you eat food cooked on it, you vomit as much as you did watching Kanye sing Bohemian Rhapsody this weekend.

If it’s been heated up more times than a Kardashian sister in the locker room of the NBA All Star game…your grill might be unclean.

If it’s dustier than my penis or stickier than my balls on a muggy august afternoon…your grill might be unclean.

If it’s been lit up more times than Tommy Thompson at a weeklong Green Bay Super Bowl celebration…your grill might be unclean.

If you're L'il Wayne and you don't brush your teeth...your grill might be unclean.

If it has more ashes in it than the Kennedy Family urn…your grill is definitely unclean.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post