August 6th Town of New Holstein
Officers responded to a noise complaint near Fur Farm Road. The owner told police she was playing the radio loudly to keep the raccoons out of her corn field. While she wanted to keep playing the radio to ward off the raccoons, she agreed to turn it down.

August 11th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a call from a woman who was upset because someone had written on her car window. The woman was able to remove the writing without any damage to the vehicle. The message written on the window read “douche learn how to park”.

August 12th City of Waukesha
A man called police and reported his ex-girlfriend was drunk and trying to “maliciously” grab his testicles.

August 15th City of Waukesha
Officers responded to a report of teenage boys yelling obscenities and chasing turkeys with shovels.

August 16th City of Wauwatosa
A Powell Place resident reported someone stole his box of catheters.

August 19th City of Beaver Dam
An East Davis Street resident reported that their neighbor had put an old sofa on the curb for garbage pick-up and now there was a man passed out on it. 

August 21st City of Shawano
Police responded to a report of two girls near Zion church acting “giddy”. According to the caller, the two girls have been “giddy” "for the last half hour". So "Something must be wrong with them."

August 21st City of Wisconsin Rapids
An employee at Copp’s called police to report that a man wearing a stocking cap had dropped his pants in the meat department.

August 20th City of La Crosse
An officer was about to stop a black SUV after noticing a burned out headlamp when the driver pulled into the parking lot outside police headquarters. The driver told the officer she had picked up her husband on Island Street and wanted to drop him off because he was "talking stupidly". The husband was arrested for two outstanding warrants. His wife received a warning for the headlight.

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… 20-year-old Bradley Petrick of Sheboygan who was arrested Tuesday while in the act of burglarizing St. Peter Lutheran Church. When arrested, Petrick reportedly confessed to having burglarized the same church 5 or 6 times in the last year. Stolen items included two computers, a safe, cash, money from a Pepsi machine, wine, and $780 worth of bus tokens.


So,
For not understanding that it’s not acceptable to commit a crime in a church…unless, of course, you’re wearing a white collar.

For repeatedly stealing from a church which means he apparently mistook the 10 Commandments for the 9 Commandments and 1 suggestion.

And

For not just guaranteeing himself a one way trip to hell….but also making sure that he’ll be making the journey on a city bus.

We are proud to name Bradley Petrick of Sheboygan as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...outgoing Afternoon Road Show co-host and WAPL program Director Joe Calgaro, who is leaving the Rockin' Apple after 13 successful years to take a job at 102-9 The Hog in Milwaukee.

So...for leaving us for an employer who has reportedly provided its airstaff with a lounge outfitted with a Wii game system and other cool amenities, indicating that much like Jay Cutler,  the quarterback of his beloved Chicago Bears, Joe has gone soft...

For starting the WAPL "how long will it be before he comes back clock"...because we all do. After all, WAPL is the Hotel California. You can check out but you can never leave...

And for leaving us with a solicitation for his own replacement which says WAPL is looking for some one who is "bright, responsible and creative," when we've survived quite well without it for 13 years...

We are proud to name Joe Calgaro, who is leaving WAPL for a radio gig in Milwaukee, which doesn't necessarily have greener pastures but a lot  different cows, as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week...

The truck drivers who keep spilling their loads all over the highways of eastern and northeastern Wisconsin. First a guy drops hundreds of gallons of paint on I-43 near Sheboygan earlier this week...and now this morning we get more than 200 gallons of honey dumped on Highway 23 in Fond du Lac.

So...

• For failing to secure a load of paint properly, for which we're going to paint you irresponsible...
• For rendering useless the hundreds of hours of honey making performed by thousand of honey bees and making them do it all over again...when they don't really have time for that. They're busy bees, after all...
• And for giving us yet another opportunity to ridicule Fond du Lac because when there's golden fluid all over the street in Fond du Lac, it usually ain't honey...

We are proud to name the truck drivers who managed snarl traffic by spilling hundreds of gallons of paint and honey on area highways as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week.