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sep 30th 2011


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…Steve Conard of Bellevue who is the grounds superintendent of Allouez Catholic Cemetery and Chapel Mausoleum. Conard was charged this week with theft from a corpse after he allegedly stole a Fender Telecaster guitar right from the hands of a dead man and the casket in which both were to be buried.

So,

For thinking a dead man would have no use for a guitar…indicating that he’s apparently never heard of Keith Richards.

For interfering with the production of a potential movie…Dead Man Rocking.

And for behavior that is both rotten to the core….and rotten to the corpse.

We are proud to name Allouez Catholic Cemetery and Chapel Mausoleum grounds superintendent Steve Conard, who is alleged to have stolen a guitar from a man’s casket, as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
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sep 29th 2011


HOLY CRAP! Tomorrow morning, it's TIM HARMSTON on the Rick and Len Show. Since Tim has last been with us, he made his network late night TV debut on Letterman.

Get 2 for 1 admission to see Tim tonight at Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton. Call 734-JOKE for reservations (box office opens at noon) or book on line at skylinecomedy.com. Enter WAPL where it says "add coupon" to get the 2 for 1 deal.
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sep 26th 2011


A thank God the Bucks are locked out!
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sep 26th 2011

September 16th Village of Allouez
A 57-year-old woman was hospitalized after she was found in a squalid home. Authorities said there was also one cat living in the home, which was filled with trash, empty cigarette cartons, about 40 liquor bottles and at least 300 piles of cat feces.

September 21st Village of Ogdensburg
Police received a call from a woman upset that her yard was being dug up by three large pigs who may have also killed her chicken.

September 16th City of Brookfield
Police were called to an office on Prospect Drive where two business partners were throwing papers and cups of water at each other.

September 10th City of Brookfield
A 30-year-old man was cited for disorderly conduct after police received a report of him screaming, crying and swearing because he too drunk to find the room he was staying in at the Motel 6. 

September 20th City of Franklin
A man called police to report he was communicating with a possible UFO on West Loomis Road. The man told police he signaled the UFO with his cigarette lighter and the UFO replied. He said he also observed government vehicles in the air around the flashing lights and they were impeding his ability to contact the police on his cell phone. Police were unable to find his exact location or a UFO.

September 16th City of Waukesha
Officer responded to a called from a convenience store where a female customer threatened the clerk and “hit her in the eye with a beef stick”.

September 17 City of West Allis
Police arrested a man for disorderly conduct after he stood in the middle of the road and refused to move blocking the route of a funeral procession.

September 13th City of Oak Creek
A 28-year-old woman called police to report that someone left a note on her door asking her for a lap dance.

September 23rd City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police receive a report from a caller that an opposing team was heckling game officials at Lincoln High School.

September 11th City of Waukesha
Police received a report of a man “peering at his neighbors” while doing yard work in his underwear.
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sep 26th 2011
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sep 26th 2011
Join us this week on the Rick and Len Show to win one of these two awesome Brewer Division Championship photo plaques from the Highland Mint! To order one call 888-560-2727 or click here!

Limited Edition of only 2011! Commemorate the Brewers 1st National League Division Title in Franchise History! Featured in a 13”x16” frame with triple matting is a custom and individually numbered 8x10 Photo with a 24KT Gold flashed NL Central Division Champions Coin and a Bronze Coin with MLB Authenticated infield Dirt from Miller Park embedded in the center! A numbered Certificate of Authenticity is matted between both Coins and individually numbered! Officially licensed by MLB and MLBPA.




The Highland Mint presents Major League Baseball Signature Fields featuring the Milwaukee Brewers, the 2011 NL Central Division Champs home field with the players facsimile signatures! Each signature Field is featured in a 12" x 20" wood frame and each is individually numbered. Limited Edition of 2011 and Officially licensed by MLB and MLBPA.

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sep 23rd 2011

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week… Luciana Reichel, the Fox Valley Technical College student who this week was sentenced to 90 days in jail for repeatedly spiking her roommate’s water with Visine eye drops causing nausea, diarrhea, and loss of appetite. Reichel told police he learned the Visine prank from the movie Wedding Crashers.

So,

For being the cause of her college roommate’s nausea, diarrhea, and loss of appetite when traditionally, that has been the role of the college cafeteria.

For learning behavior from the movie Wedding Crashers when perhaps it’s time she start studying the Shawshank Redemption.

An for using Visine, a product that claims to “get the red out” which is good because it would probably clash with her new orange jumpsuit.

We are proud to name Luciana Reichel, the Fox Valley Technical College student who made her roommate sick with Visine eye drops as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:15 am Comment On This Post

sep 22nd 2011
Guess how many times the Green Bay Packers defense will sack Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler this Sunday (and who will get the first sack) and win fabulous prizes from Rick and Len!
Just post your answers to the Rick and Len Show page at facebook.com. If you get both parts parts of the question correct, we'll enter you into a drawing for a Clay Matthews bobblehead and a pair of green and gold Zubaz pants!



By the way, a wide variety of Zubaz are available again at zubaz.com.
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sep 16th 2011


We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… James A. Albright III of Omro who this week, was charged with mistreatment of animals. Albright, had been instructed by police to get rid of his puppy due to poor living conditions. He reportedly responded by beating the puppy to death with a bat, explaining, “this is what all rednecks do with their dogs”.

For committing an act so heinous, the only acceptable punishment should be slathering Albright’s balls in kibble and locking him in a pen full of hungry pit bulls.

For doing the unimaginable and actually finding common ground between Ted Nugent and PETA who I’m sure, can both agree that this guy’s a tremendous a-hole!

And for doing more to give rednecks a bad name than even decades of toothless cousin humping.

We are proud to name James A. Albright III of Omro as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
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sep 16th 2011
Some weeks we have a runner up to Weenie of the Week. It's someone who's not quite a big enough weenie. They're our Rick and Len Show...COCKTAIL FRANK!



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Cocktail Frank…Fond du Lac cat hoarder Timothy White, from whose home, police seized 33 cats this week including some which were living in the walls of his home. This is nothing new for White. Police removed 23 cats from his possession in 2009.

So,

For going through more cans of pet food than an entire senior citizen housing complex.

For having more disgusting hairballs around his house than you’d find in Robin Williams’ shower drain.

And for having more breeds of small, furry mammals than a Korean smorgasbord..

We are proud to name Fond du Lac repeat cat hoarder Timothy White as this week’s Rick and Len Show…COCKTAIL FRANK!!!
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sep 12th 2011
September 5th City of Shawano
An East Richmond Street caller told police that while they were watching a house for a friend who is in the hospital, someone entered the home and reportedly took a gallon of chocolate milk and did the dishes.

August 22nd City of Neenah
A West Forrest Avenue woman was bitten on the finger by a bat as she tried to remove it from her kitchen sink. She told police she thought the bat was a cornhusk from the previous night’s dinner.

August 26th City of Neenah
Police issued a citation for shoplifting to a man caught stealing potato wedges, a candy bar, and Werther's Original caramels from a store in Fox Point Plaza. A security officer stopped the suspect when he noticed he had a big bulge in his pants.

August 25th City of Brookfield
Police responded to the intersection of Pilgrim Road and Capitol Drive following a report that a man in his 30s had been swinging on a swing set for nearly 45 minutes.

September 5th City of Shawano
A resident on West Butternut Lane found a man passed out in a vehicle. The asked if he was lost, the driver reportedly flipped off the concerned citizen and told him, “I ain’t lost. You’re lost!”

September 7th City of Fond du Lac
Police were called to Wal-Mart where a man reportedly stole items then fled on foot, sprinting across 4 lanes of traffic on Highway 41. Police arrested the man two hours later, when he returned to Wal-Mart to get his bicycle that he left parked outside the store. Officers found the man struggling to unlock his bike.

August 28th Village of Suamico
A 32-year-old woman on Norfield Road was arrested after allegedly pulling out clumps of her older sister's hair and scratching her legs. The victimized sister told police the other sister accused her of not loving her.

September 1st City of Glendale
Police received a call from the manager of the UW Credit Union where a man tried to get the teller to give him change for a fake one million dollar bill.
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sep 9th 2011
Join Len on Saturday at Tanners in Kimberly for HOPE, a concert to benefit one of the Fox Valley's music families.
Boxkar, Greg Waters and the Broad Street Boogie and Naughty Monkey are going to rock out for Hope Gieseke (wife of Boxkar drummer Matt) who is coping with massive medical bills following successful surgery for brain cancer.
This isn't going tobe your typical benefit! Check out details or donate at www.oneforhope.org.
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sep 9th 2011
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Veijzahn S. Knight, the reigning Miss Oshkosh who this past week pleaded no contest to shoplifting from Wal-Mart back n July. Knight reportedly told police she was “playing a game” with three other friends to see how much they could steal from the store. According to police, Knight had $123.18 in stolen merchandise in her purse including cosmetics, a ring, a package of Hello Kitty wristbands and four packages of Hello Kitty sleepwear.

So,

For not understanding that a tiara and sash make poor accessories for a orange jumpsuit.

For stealing cheap crap from Wal-Mart while representing Oshkosh which, when you think about it, might be too accurate of representation of Oshkosh.

And for not realizing that a pretty young woman who ends up at Taycheedah wearing Hello Kitty sleepwear, probably isn’t going to be getting a lot of sleep.

We are proud to name Veijzahn S. Knight, the reigning Miss Oshkosh who was busted shoplifting Hello Kitty merchandise from Wal-Mart as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

sep 9th 2011
SURPRISES FROM OBAMA’S SPEECH THURSDAY NIGHT


10. Spent the entire speech chain smoking Newports.

9. He asked congress for $30 billion dollars to financing sending each unemployed American a nice plate of fudge.

8. He grew a bitchin’ Fu Manchu mustache that makes the one Aaron Rodgers had look like peach fuzz.

7. Spent three quarters of the speech singing along with Kid Rock while watching NFL Kick Off celebration streaming on his iPad

6. Admitted the reason the Jennifer Lopez split with Mark Anthony is he’s been banging Lopez like a cheap gong.

5. Kept referring to the always orange Speaker of the House John Boehner as Snookie with a penis.

4. Tried to distract nation from the on-going economic crisis by begging his Vice President Joe Biden to shoot an old man in the face.

3. Spent most of the speech trying out material he’d prepared for the upcoming Comedy Central Charlie Sheen Roast. (it was creepy how he kept calling Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi his “goddesses”.)

2. Revealed the only job he was really interested in saving was his own.

1. Admitted “No, we cant”.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:41 am Comment On This Post

sep 7th 2011
A deacon in Seattle is disgusted with the way people dress to go to church. As a public service of the Rick and Len Show we put together these signs...YOU MIGHT BE DRESSED INAPPROPRIATELY FOR CHURCH!

If your Home of the Whopper underwear keeps poking out the bottom of your Spandex unitard…you might be dressed inappropriately for church.

If just to take communion, you have to first unzip the mouth hole on your leather gimp mask…you might be dressed inappropriately for church.

If instead of just taking a drink of wine like everybody else, you ask the priest to let you sip it through the tube of your plastic drinking helmet…you might be dressed inappropriately for church.

If your crucifix necklace keeps getting tangled up with your well earned Mardi Gras beads…you might be dressed inappropriately for church.

If your loose fitting jeans are hanging so low, you’re showing more crack than the Liberty Bell…you might be dressed inappropriately for church.

If your jeans are so tight in the crotch, the alter boy would have to be a middle eastern veterinary podiatrist to have a better view of a camel toe…you might be dressed inappropriately for church.

If you’re showing more skin than you would see at a lamp shade sale at Ed Gein’s house…you might be dressed inappropriately for church.

If the skirt you’re wearing is so short, the priest can clearly see your balls…you’re definitely dressed inappropriately for church.
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sep 7th 2011
Win this awesome cool hybrid 1/2 home 1/2 away jersey Thursday morning on the Rick and Len Show.!!!!

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sep 7th 2011
Check out local musicians Chris Szebini (left) and Greg Waters (right) cutting up about the HOPE benefit concert this Saturday at Tanner's in Kimberly. Couple of knucleheads.
They join the Rick and Len Show for a in-studio performance Thursday at 7:30 a.m.


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sep 6th 2011


June 27th City of Green Bay
A 19-year-old man on Reber Street is accused of hitting a woman in the back of the head with a frozen bag of Gorton's fish sticks.

August 30th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Four officers responded to an anonymous report of a man hooting like an owl.

August 22nd City of Franklin
A 37-year-old man was cited for open intoxicants after it was reported that he was chasing people out of Andy’s Bar and then… chasing them back in.

August 8th City of Appleton
Police were called to an Easter Lily Drive residence where it appeared someone had written on the reporting party’s garage door with feces.

August 19th City of Menasha
A store notified police of a shoplifter who rolled a cart out the front door with several cases of beer and a large pack of toilet paper.

August 25th City of Manitowoc
Police were called to an altercation at the home of a couple who allegedly returned from the Manitowoc County Fair intoxicated. The argument began after the wife got a call stating that her husband was passed out in a neighbor's yard. She went to get him and they began to argue. When police arrived, the man was found hiding in a neighbor's yard. He then injured himself by running into a fence while trying to flee police.

August 21st City of Waukesha
Police were called to Walgreen’s where a female customer’s “breasts kept falling out of her shirt”.

August 20th City of Waukesha
Officers responded to a call from the Firestone Complete Auto Care Store where a customer was reportedly " acting oddly, pacing around the waiting room of the store and punching himself in the head with his fist".
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sep 2nd 2011
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…24 year old Christopher Parker of Eau Claire who was arrested in Chicago this past week. Police pulled Parker over during a traffic stop and officers found a handgun, a stack of cash, and a load of marijuana in his SUV. Parker allegedly offered police $100,000 and his vehicle if they would let him go.

After reading the story of Parker’s arrest on-line, Eau Claire police began wonder how a 24-year-old would have $100,000 to bribe an officer. This lead to an investigation that connected Parker to a string of robberies in which substantial amounts of cash and jewelry was taken from homes in Eau Claire in July. So, now in addition to the possession and bribery charges, Parker is also facing probable charges in connection to the robberies.

How did Parker get himself into this predicament? In his own words, that he used while begging the Chicago police to not arrest him, “I’m just a dumbass white boy from Wisconsin”.

So,

For not realizing that the words “I’m just a dumbass white boy from Wisconsin” to a Chicago cop is like raw meat to a hungry lion.

For trying to bribe a Chicago cop with a hundred thousand dollars…which is like buying a gum ball with gold brick. (Seriously, you offered him a hundred grand when, I think most Chicago cops can be bribed with whatever change you find in your couch cushions and a half-off coupon from Krispy Kream.

And for going to Chicago and then passing himself off as a “dumb ass white boy from Wisconsin”…which could also get him charged with impersonating a member of the Wisconsin legislature.

We are proud to name Christopher Parker, "the dumbass white boy from Wisconsin" as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
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