Congrats everyone!

Thanks to everyone who contributed to the Help Twitchy Benefit Raffle for Jonah Hinds! Below are the winning numbers and corresponding prizes.
Prizes can be picked up at the WAPL studio starting Monday, 10/18. We are open from 8 am to 5 pm. Some winners will be notified by email and their prize may be mailed.
If you are holding a winning number and have any questions, email Len at lnelson@wcinet.com.
Include your name, ticket number and any other pertinent information.

#000566
Wild Boar Skull signed by Ted Nugent

#000583
Autographed Aaron Rogers jersey

#934877
Amazon Kindle

#523042
D-Link photo frame

#000525
D-Link Photo Frame

#935139
$100 Cellcom gift card

#000521
$100 Cellcom gift card

#000602
Gander Mountain fishing package

#000530
Signed Ted Nugent cd

#934869
Signed Ted Nugent cd

#935118
Signed Ted Nugent photo

#934862
Signed Ted Nugent photo

#000501
Scrapbooking package

#935140
Tastefully Simple Food basket

#000547
Lia Sophia necklace and earrings

#000504
Chocolate and Wine basket

#934847
Gander Mountain gift card

#000592
Fleet Farm gift card

#000538
National Exchange Coffee House tokens

#000516
Wild Tree Foods basket

#934866
Strawberry Margarita basket

#000507
PartyLite candle basket

#000579
Cameron's Coffee basket

#523045
Road Trip basket

#934803
Fox Cityz Foxz basket

#000542
Biking package

#934820
Avon basket

#000598
Under Par Disc Golf package

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...Troy Kaczor, the guy who had to be rescued from the chilly waters of the Wisconsin River at Big Bull Falls Park in downtown Wausau this week. Kaczor, who according to police "had been drinking heavily", reportedly almost drown after he plunged into the river while chasing a one-legged goose he was trying to capture with the intent of roasting it for dinner.

So,

For trying to catch the water fowl with the intent of roasting it but instead almost cooking his own goose.

For actions that, when he goes to court, should leave him, unlike the goose he sought to capture, without even one leg to stand on.

For losing a foot race to a one-legged goose which has to be damn near as humiliating as getting your ass kicked in darts by Michael J. Fox.

We are proud to name Troy Kaczor, the almost drowned, one legged goose chaser of Wausau as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Cocktail Frank... alleged tallywacker texter Brett Favre, who as we all know, stands accused of texting pictures of his own cocktail frank to some hot chick.
So,

For texting photos where he is as flaccid as this season's on field performance.

For adding sausage to a menu that previously only included waffles.

For proving that while he may a cannon for an arm, he only has a tiny little cap gun for a penis.

For fumbling his junk, For spiking his ball, and in the end, not "standing up" for his team.

We are proud to name Brett Favre this week’s Rick and Len Show...COCKTAIL FRANK.

(Thanks to Mark Wanek of Two Rivers for his creative contribution to this week's Cocktail Frank)

Friday morning at 8, Claude Stuart will return to the R&L Show. Claude is at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton this week. How does Claude Stuart describe a Claude Stuart show? Says Claude Stuart, "watching Claude Stuart live is like being stuck inside a condom: There's a lot of activity, it's unpredictable, and when it's over you're gonna need a towel". Boy, that's a lot of apostrophes!

See Claude tonight at the Skyline. It's 2 for 1 admission because it's WAPL night. Mention that when you make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE (5653)

Or see him at the still very reasonable full price Friday or Saturday!


http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/IfTheShoeFitsHumpIt

Esquire magazine has just released it's list of the 10 best and 10 worst members on congress. Wisconsin is one of two states to have two members of it's congressional delegation make the BEST list, Paul Ryan the Republican congressman from the Janesville area and Senator Russ Feingold.

However, to be honest, how much competition could there be to be one of the BEST members of the U.S. congress? It's like about a dozen members competing for 10 spots. The WORST members of the congress, that's where the real competition is! You've got about 500 greedy, self-serving a-holes fighting for just 10 slots!

While I guess it's an honor for Feingold and Ryan to make the list, you gotta admit, being named one of the BEST members of the U.S. Congress is sort of like being called...

The hottest bridesmaid at a Menasha wedding.

The best Packer coach...since Mike Holmgren.

The straightest guy in the cast of Glee.

The most chaste member of the Hilton family.

The best singer at school for the deaf.

The most entertaining radio morning show in Northeastern Wisconsin.

The smartest blonde in Hollywood.

The best actor on a Mexican soap opera.

The sexiest pantsuit in Hillary Clinton's wardrobe.

The most prestigious of the Gannett newspapers.

The best testicle in Lance Armstrong's nut sac.

The most out-of-control partier at an Amish barn raising.

The biggest stud on the WAPL air-staff.

The most well hung current Minnesota Viking quarterback.

LOOKING FOR A USED CAR? As a public service of the Rick and Len Show, here's some warning signs to watch out for.

THE USED CAR YOU’RE LOOKING AT MY HAVE BEEN DRIVEN IN NEENAH

If it has seats that are soggier than Zsa Zsa Gabor's Depends...the used car you're looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

If the floor mats are wetter than the front row seats at a Melissa Etheridge concert...the used car you're looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

If it appears to have been submerged longer than a Chilean gold miner...the used car you're looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

If it looks like it’s spent more time floating in water than the teeth in the glass next to Larry King's bed...the used car you're looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

If the interior smells fishier than Rosie O'Donnell's breath...the used car you're looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

If the Jesus on the dashboard is wearing water wings and a scuba mask...the used car you're looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

And if it's covered with more muck than a Tom Barrett/Scott Walker campaign ad...the used car you're looking at has definitely been driven in Neenah.

Check out this video of the Catalonia Bavaro in Punta Cana, the resort we're staying at for 2011 WAPL International Incident trip. What a lush, exotic paradise. And check out that pizza!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9XmPN8QXiI

For more information or to book your trip click here or call FOX WORLD TRAVEL toll-free at 866-GOFOXGO.

October 8th City of Wausau
Police and firefighters rescued a man from the frigid waters of the Wisconsin River at Big Bull Falls Park in downtown Wausau. The man, who according to police was drunk, had reportedly chased a one-legged goose into the river in his attempt to capture it. He told police he planned the roast the goose. Police arrested the man on a charge of bail jumping. The goose remains at large.

September 30th City of Beaver Dam
A man on North Center Street reported that his neighbor had his trash cans out too early and that it was causing him undo stress. An officer talked to the man and explained to him that the cans can be out for 24 hours prior to pick-up.

October 3rd City of Oshkosh
A 41-year-old Oklahoma man was arrested and jailed by Oshkosh police for substantial battery after he punched an acquaintance in the face during an argument. The two men had been arguing over who could perform a military physical training test the best.

September 25th City of De Pere
Police were called to the Burger King on Main Avenue where a woman who was not pleased with her Oreo shake allegedly tossed a Hershey's pie at a restaurant employee.

October 5th City of Shawano
A man was cited for a causing disturbance and banned from the Shawano Rec Center after reportedly slapping a lifeguard on the buttocks.

September 19th De Pere
A Shopko employee was cited for allegedly stealing $164 worth of candy, mascara and Old Spice deodorant.

September 26th City of Fond du Lac
A vehicle driven by a 30-year-old man crashed into a porch on North Military Road. The man admitted to police that he had slammed six beers and "floored it" because he was mad at his wife.

October 1st City of West Allis
Police arrested a 40-year-old man on South Stratton Drive after he pulled some Asian lilies out of the resident’s garden and attempted to smoke them.

October 2nd City of Oshkosh
A 23-year-old man was arrested for domestic disorderly conduct after he got into a disturbance with his girlfriend at a residence on North Eagle Street. According to the police report while sitting on the couch, the put his hand over his girlfriend's mouth to stop her from talking.

October 3rd Town of Menasha
While checking an abandoned hotel on Holly Road, an officer encountered three males on a second floor balcony. They told the officer they knew it was private property, but heard it was haunted and were looking for ghosts.

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Al, the farmer who called us this week to complain about the Help Twitchy raffle to raise money for an 11-year-old Van Dyne boy with a rare and severe form of Tourette's Syndrome that was treated with an experimental surgery that the insurance company won't cover leaving his parents with well over a hundred thousand dollars in medical bills.

(When Al called us on Wednesday he was angry that people would want to "bail out" this kid’s family just because he had an illness when nobody is bailing out him and his farm. He questioned where the priorities of most Americans are that they don't seem to care about farmers like him but they would give money to help some sick kid. He has since called to clarify his position and say that he doesn't mind if people want to help the kid.)

Still,

For proving that the organic fertilizer storage container isn't the only thing on his farm that's full of crap.

For showing about as much compassion as Paris Hilton shows intelligence.

For being so heartless and brainless he should be skipping down the yellow brick road with Dorothy and the lion.

For making comments so ludicrous it makes you wonder what gets plowed more, him or his fields.

We are proud to name Al, the farmer (despite the fact that we sympathize with his plight and his frustration) as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

Make your donation by clicking on the Help Twitchy Raffle icon and get into the drawing for great prizes while helping this great kid and his family! Raffle ends next week!

Yesterday, the website Deadspin released photos that they claim are Brett Favre's penis. You may recall, back in August we told you about Deadspin's claim that while with the Jets, Brett Favre was texting photos of his penis to a former cheerleader turned reporter. According to the report, the woman received several pics from Brett including one were he was wearing a pair of Croqs and pleasuring himself.

WE ARE NOT GOING TO PUT THE PIC ON OUR WEB SITE!

But you can see them by clicking here and watching the Deadspin video...if you must.

Here's a little tune about it...with pictures (but not THOSE pictures!)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AuEuYyfL0o

Comic Brian Regan is bringing is unique brand of funny to the Fox Cities Performing Arts Center October 10th!

Tune into the Rick and Len Show all next week for your chances to win tickets!!!!!

Or don't take your chances, click here to buy your tickets now!

And make sure you watch the video below. It may help you win the tickets on Friday!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXc4FNxQ_h0

John Roy, who's appearing at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton this week will drop by the shoot the breeze Friday morning about 8. John's always fun to have around.

See him at the Skyline. Tonight is WAPL Night. Make your reservations for tonight by calling 920-734-JOKE and get 2 for 1 admission. Full price (but still a great value) Friday and Saturday.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2l7or5sygA

Comic Brian Regan is bringing is unique brand of funny to the Fox Cities Performing Arts Center October 10th!

Tune into the Rick and Len Show all next week for your chances to win tickets!!!!!

Or don't take your chances, click here to buy your tickets now!

And make sure you watch the video below. It may help you win the tickets on Thursday!

Thursday morning about 9 on the Rick and Len Show we'll chat with this lovely young lady, Sharon Hinnendael. She's an actress from Green Bay who's starring in a new TV series called Look debuting this week on Showtime.

The autographed Aaron Rodgers jersey and and autographed Ted Nugent boar's head are just the tip of the iceberg for prizes in the Jonah Hinds benefit raffle.

To see the complete list of prizes and to buy your tickets on-line (and to learn more about Jonah), click the Help Twitchy Raffle icon on the right.

Jonah is a great kid and his family is facing medical bills will into the 6 figures and the insurance company ain't paying it. do what you can to help by buying your raffle tickets today!

Comic Brian Regan is bringing is unique brand of funny to the Fox Cities Performing Arts Center October 10th!

Tune into the Rick and Len Show all next week for your chances to win tickets!!!!!

Or don't take your chances, click here to buy your tickets now!

And make sure you watch the video below. It may help you win the tickets on Wednesday!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A194vDpXzyA&feature=related

A new study sponsored by Trojan is said to be the most extensive survey of American sexual attitudes and behavior in 14 years. It reveals that 85% of American men believe their latest sexual partner had an orgasm, while only 64 percent of the women reported actually having an one.

Obviously, us guys just can't tell. As a public service of the Rick and Len Show, here are the signs:

SHE MAY NOT BE ENJOYING HERSELF AND MUCH AS YOU!

If your moaning was totally drowned out by the sound of her filing her nails...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If you finished so quickly, she barely had time to start her crossword...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If at the moment of climax, she asks if you know a three letter word for a flightless bird...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If the only time you ever heard her yell, "Oh, God" is when asking the clerk at Blockbuster for a George Burns movie...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If the only reason she wanted it from behind is so she could still watch Desperate Housewives...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If you’ve heard fewer yeses, then congress voting to give themselves a pay cut...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If the only time she's felt the earth move, was during her January trip to Haiti...she's definitely not enjoying it as much as you!

Comic Brian Regan is bringing is unique brand of funny to the Fox Cities Performing Arts Center October 10th!

Tune into the Rick and Len Show all next week for your chances to win tickets!!!!!

Or don't take your chances, click here to buy your tickets now!

And make sure you watch the video below. It may help you win the tickets on Tuesday!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17PEUZvoxho

The Peanuts comic strip turned 60 on Saturday. Here are some of the....

SIGNS THE PEANUTS GANG ARE GETTING OLD

10. Linus has replaced security blanket with a bitchin' Corvette.

9. Marcie living alone with 50 cats ever since Peppermint Patty moved to Hollywood and changed her name to Rosie O’Donnell.

8. The Great Pumpkin is roughly the same size as Linus' enlarged prostate.

7. Object of Charlie Brown's unrequited affection now the "Little Gray Headed Girl".

6. After contracting a case of rabies, Snoopy had to be put down.

5. That one hair on Charlie's head. He’s started combing it over.

4. As the result of a case of diverticulitis, the Kite Eating Tree now on a strict diet of only high fiber kites.

3. Forget tinkling on the piano. Schroeder needs to take Flovent just to tinkle with his organ.

2. Sign on Lucy's psychiatry stand now reads "The Doctor is...Dead".

1. Charlie Brown's balls hang so low, he wishes Lucy would yank them out of the way before he kicks them.