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oct 24th 2014


We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week....Green Bay Alderman Chris Wery who this week when a constituent e-mailed to ask why Green Bay transit doesn't offer free transport to  polling places on election day, responded by grilling her about whether or not she supports violet Islamic extremists because she has an Arabic name.

So,

For answering a constituent's question about public transportation by himself boarding the express train to crazy town.

For making me wonder why nobody has questioned Wery as to whether or not he's a Nazi sympathizer because he himself has a BELGIAN last name.

For making me think we should start holding Belgians like Wery accountable for those stupid crusty waffles and those g-damn Brussels Sprouts.

We are proud to name Green Bay alderman Chris Wery as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post

oct 22nd 2014


October 3rd City of Menasha
Police were dispatched to the scene of a verbal disturbance on Third Street. Responding officers found two people arguing because one person left crumbs on the other person's car seat.

October 9th City of Waupun
A resident called police and reported that his two dogs were stuck together and asked for officer assistance in getting them apart. Police contacted a local veterinarian who advised them to leave the dog alone and nature would take its course. Prior to police leaving the residence, the dogs separated.

October 3rd City of Waukesha
A caller told police that a student from an area Bible institute had sent a text message to another student saying he wishes he wasn't such a coward so he could blow up the school. Contacted by police, the student explained that he made that statement out of frustration, but has no familiarity with explosives and hardly has the financial means to afford school much less the funds to buy enough explosives to blow it up.

October 11th City of Oak Creek
A resident reported to police that a male wearing a Spider-Man costume dropped a bag in some bushes and took off running. The bag contained a wallet, a cellphone and shoes. Police who responded spoke to the costumed man, who stated he dressed up like Spider-Man for his girlfriend's son's birthday party down the street and just needed somewhere to put his belongings while entertained the children.

October 6th City of Mequon
A resident called 911 to report there was a mouse in the house. The man was advised how to get rid of the mouse and also the proper use of 911.

October 17th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police responded to a report of a man who thought he was Jesus Christ and was attempting to walk on water.

October 14th Town of Grant
A 62-year-old woman called the sheriff's department and told deputies that an ex-boyfriend from high school had been calling her and leaving messages in which he sang and played guitar.

October 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report she believed her neighbor urinated on her bathroom rug.

October 12th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report her friend pulled her hair.

October 12th City of Shawano
Sheriff’s deputies responded after receiving a 911 call from a child reporting a bleeding chicken.

October 5th City of Waukesha
A caller told police she senses evil spirits emanating from an area sports bar. Responding officers said they went into the bar and "did not see, hear, feel or sense any negativity" from the three guys playing pool or from the female bartender.

October 6th City of Neenah
A caller notified police of a suspicious person in the vehicle on West Cecil Street. Officers investigated and discovered the suspicious person was a guy who had pulled over to the side of the road to send a text.

October 3rd City of Menasha
Police were dispatched to the scene of a verbal disturbance on Third Street. Responding officers found two people arguing because one person left crumbs on the other person's car seat.

October 7th City of Waukesha
Police received a report from a man who said he was offered a ride home from another man for $3. He told police he gave the driver a $20 bill and didn't receive any change. An officer asked the caller if he had asked the driver for his $17 change but the man said he doesn't like to ask questions so he didn't ask for his change back.

October 8th City of Waukesha
A bartender called police to report a naked man who was walking down the street had tried to enter the tavern twice but was each time turned away. According to the caller, the man was wearing a pair of gloves, presumably because it was cold outside.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:49 am Comment On This Post

oct 20th 2014


You have a better chance of catching…a record setting blue marlin fishing in Lake Winnebago…than you have of catching Ebola.

You have a better chance of catching… a buzz from bong full of oregano…than you have of catching Ebola. 

You have a better chance of catching …the eye of a one-eyed  super model with glaucoma…than you have of catching Ebola.

You have a better chance of catching a beat down...from Dr. Stephen Hawking…than you have of catching Ebola.  

You have a better chance of catching… a case of crabs from that old nun on the catholic channel…than you have of catching Ebola.

You have a better chance of catching…the seventh game of the World Series…as a catcher for the Chicago Cubs…than you have of catching Ebola. 

You have a better chance of catching…me in the act with a woman you don't have to inflate…than you have of catching Ebola.

You have a better chance of catching…a Super Bowl winning pass from Jay Cutler…than you have of catching Ebola.  

You have a better chance of catching…The Packers after going down 21-zip in the first quarter…than you have of catching Ebola.  

You have a better chance of catching…that tiny, little wiener of yours in your pants zipper…than you have of catching Ebola.

You have a better chance of catching…the roadrunner with an Acme hot air balloon and an anvil…than you have of catching Ebola.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:54 am Comment On This Post

oct 17th 2014


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…Lakeshia Van Straten and Andrew Schucknecht. They are the Waupaca County couple caught allegedly of trying to burglarize a business in Helvetia Township about 3am Tuesday morning while leaving their frightened and crying toddler behind by himself in Van Straten’s car. The pair reportedly already has 20 pending burglary and theft charges against them.

For apparently exhibiting  the worst judgment since the one at the OJ trial.

For allegedly leaving their young boy in a car alone...which sounds to me like a desperate attempt to reboot a series of McCauley Culkin movies.

For trying to break in to a business while also breaking their toddler in by letting him experience the cold hard reality of what it's like to have atrocious parents. 

And for giving Adrian Peterson a run for his money in the parent of the year competition.

We are proud to name Lakeshia Van Straten and Andrew Schucknecht as this week’s Rick and Len Show… WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:26 am Comment On This Post

oct 13th 2014


September 30th City of Waukesha
A woman reported that her apartment had been repeatedly entered by someone over the past year and a half. The woman told police that the person who has been illegally entering her apartment keeps taking her "better quality chicken breasts" and replacing them with "lower quality" chicken breasts.

September 27th City of Menasha
Officers responded to a report of two females on 6th Street arguing. Officers learned the women were planning a party and when guests declined to come, one of the women wanted the other to provide 12 of the leftover brats for her to host her own party.

October 8th Village of Clyman
A woman called police from the hardware store to report being attacked by an angry dancer named...Serenity.

September 28th City of Neenah
A Green Acres Lane caller reported receiving "continuous" phone calls from someone stating that they are her worst enemy and they are coming for her. She later discovered that she knew the person calling her and told police he was probably just playing a trick.

September 28th City of Waukesha
A resident called police to report seeing a couple having sex atop a picnic table in a recreation area in the middle of the afternoon. The couple had reportedly "come and gone" before police arrived.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:19 am Comment On This Post

oct 10th 2014


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenies of the Week… Travis Husnik of Luxemburg and Heather Basten of New Franken who this week were sentenced following an incident back in August where the two reportedly had sex in the back of a squad car while being transported by an deputy to the Oconto County Jail.

So,

For not understanding that conjugal visits usually don’t start until AFTER you get to the jail or prison.

For doing the pokey-pokey while being taken to the pokey. 

For apparently thinking the deputy said to slam her when he said he was going take them to the slammer.

For having what can only be called K-Mart sex…which is doing it beneath a flashing blue light.

And for proving that unlike some places in the country, in Oconto County, you don’t get screwed by the cops so you apparently have to do it yourself.

We are proud to name the Oconto County squad car humpers as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenies of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:24 am Comment On This Post

oct 8th 2014


TOP TEN POSSIBLE BATH AND BODY WORKS CANDLES FOR THE DISSATISFIED CUSTOMER WHOSE VIDEO RANT WENT VIRAL THIS WEEK

10. Ill-Tempered Tulip 

9. Pissed Off Peach

8. Bent Out of Shape Sunshine

7. Cheesed Off Cherry Blossom 

6. In a Snit Citrus

5. Bitch is Back Basil

4. Butt Hurt Butterscotch

3. Panties in a Bunch Breeze

2. Sand in her ‘Gina Ginger

1. On the Rag Rosewood
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

oct 8th 2014


September 23rd City of Waukesha
The police and fire departments rescued a man who was stuck inside a trash bin behind Dunkin' Donuts. The man told police his wife left her dentures at Dunkin' Donuts earlier in the day and was looking for them. While standing on a pallet and looking in garbage cans for the missing dentures, he fell in and was unable to get out.

September 6th City of Neenah
A Congress Street resident called police to report hearing people yelling and screaming. Officers responding to the report found a group of people engaged in a spirited pillow fight.

September 21st City of Neenah
A caller at Fox Point Plaza reported seeing two males in the parking lot who were messing around with a paper box. Police determined the two males were just out walking.

September 20th City of Waukesha
Police received a report of a 50-year-old man, who looked intoxicated, was sitting on a curb smoking a cigarette and making gun gestures with his hand at passing cars and pretending to shoot them with his finger. Police talked with the man, who admitting to putting his fingers in a gun-like shape.

September 24th Village of Shorewood
The resident called 911 because a nut got stuck in her teeth while she was eating a Hershey bar with almonds. Police instructed the woman to contact a dentist.

September 21st City of Waukesha
A domestic disturbance was reported after the caller thought she heard someone get hit and saw a female outside crying. The female said she wasn't crying and went to the car to think after a verbal argument with her niece over macaroni and cheese.

September 22nd City of Waukesha
A caller reported that a woman and her mother came to her apartment. the previous night and dumped mashed potatoes in front of her door. One of the accused women firmly denied playing a part in the mashed potato dumping.

September 28th Village of Nekoosa
A resident called police to report a man who fell off another man's roof three years ago drove by yelling obscenities.

September 21st City of Waukesha
An intoxicated man came home dialed 911 and gave the phone to his son. The confused son told the 911 dispatcher he didn't know why his father called.

September 24th City of Franklin
A 42-year-old man arrived at work at Northwestern Mutual Life Insurance Company and subsequently stripped down to just a necktie and boxer shorts in what was described as a "creative way to get fired". The company terminated his employment and called police to have him removed from the property.

October 2nd Village of Saratoga
A woman called police to report seeing two men wearing the same clothes she saw them wearing the previous day.

September 30th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported a man sitting on a chair on her porch with a laptop computer. The man told her someone was sending microwaves to him.

October 5th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report that someone broke into her apartment and…ran up her cable bill.
posted by: Rick and Len at 6:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 7th 2014


This couple was sentenced this week in connection with doing it the backseat of an Oconto County Sheriff's vehicle while a deputy was driving them to jail. Seriously!

THINGS TO ASK YOURSELF BEFORE HAVING SEX IN AN OCONTO COUNTY SQUAD CAR

10. Will these handcuffs make it more difficult…or more kinky?

9. Can I heighten the experience by attaching the officers’ Tasers to my nipples?

8. If I put on the officer's Kevlar vest, would this still be considered “unprotected sex”?

7. How will being known as the guy who’ll do it anywhere affect my social life in prison? 

6. Will doing it so close to the cop’s big, black night stick make me feel inadequate?

5. Is there a police code for sex in the back of a squad car and if there isn't, shouldn't it be a 10-69?

4. Will doing it doggie style make the K9 officer jealous?

3. What are the chances that a woman willing to do it in the backseat of a squad car doesn't have more viruses than a Liberian Petri dish?

2. Since this is Oconto County, is it wrong for me to be doing this with a woman who isn’t even my sister?

1. Will this leave a stain on my permanent record and/or the backseat upholstery?
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:27 am Comment On This Post

oct 3rd 2014


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…"That one guy". Let me explain. Saturday was, of course, Octoberfest in downtown Appleton. Organizers estimate that it was the biggest crowd ever and evidence suggests that they set a record this year for beer consumption. As many as a hundred thousand people and a virtual river of alcohol on a hot day can be a recipe for disaster. Yet, the total number of arrests at this year’s Octoberfest in Appleton….ONE! Yep. The only person arrested during this year’s Octoberfest was" that one guy" who was arrested for disorderly conduct. You know the guy I’m talking about. "That one guy" who gets a couple-three beers in him and is suddenly filled with enough bravado to pick a fight with lamppost. "That one guy" who when he’s drinking doesn’t realize that his hands belong in his own pockets and not on some stranger’s ass. "That one guy" who after a couple beers, has the manners of a cranky, brain damaged Doberman.

So,

For being "that one guy" who's trying to prove that one bad Apple-tonian can spoil the who bunch .

For apparently being "that one guy" who has a harder time holding his alcohol than 90-year-old Betty White has holding her urine during a sneeze.

And for being "that one guy" who, like a virgin in Peoria, is one in a hundred thousand .

We are proud to name "that one guy" who got arrested at Octoberfest as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK! 

(Police have not released the identity of "that one guy".)
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:35 am Comment On This Post

oct 2nd 2014


THINGS GREG JENNINGS DOESN’T MISS ABOUT PLAYING IN GREEN BAY  

10. Walking past a trophy case that isn’t as empty as a Kardashian brain cavity.

9. Expending all that energy that comes with celebrating the catching of touchdown passes.

8. The sheer boredom of having the ball thrown to him damn near every week by the same quarterback.

7. Playing alongside running backs who don’t make Michael Jackson’s dad look like Father of the Year.

6. Having to play games after the end of December.

5. Not playing for an owner who seems shadier than a picnic spot in Redwood National Park.

4. Not wearing a uniform that looks like Barney the Dinosaur splooged all over him.  

3. The fresh and clean feeling from a good Packer brainwashing.  

2. Watching BJ Raji scrubbing his taint during post-game shower.

1. Having to use two hands to count a single season’s wins.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:46 am Comment On This Post