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nov 17th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Martellus Bennett of the Green Bay Pa…strike that. Martellus Bennett of the new England Patriots. As you probably know, Bennett signed a 3-year contract with the Packer before the season having played for the Patriots last year. Through the first 7 games, Bennett showed a remarkable inability to catch seemingly easy passes.

Then, after Aaron Rodgers was injured, Bennett suddenly claimed he was in too much pain to play the rest of the season due to a previously unmentioned serious shoulder injury. Others claimed he just gave up on his team.

The Packers then released Bennett. He responded by unloading on the Packers, claiming that the team knew about his injured shoulder when they signed him and refused to allow him to have surgery. Bennett called out the Packers’ team doctor, saying that he pressured him to play through his injury, something Packer players to a man say would be uncharacteristic of the doc.

Bennett, who don’t forget, was in too much pain to play the rest of the season, then resigned with the Patriots and wonder of wonder, miracle of miracles was back on the field Monday night where he caught three passes.

So,

For going from being Martellus Bennett to being Mar-didn’t-tell-us Bennett.

For signing with the Patriots, which I guess is better than signing with Greyhound, given his inclination to throw people he works with under the bus.

For at least not claiming he sustained additional injuries when the door hit his ass on the way out.

We are proud to name Martellus Bennett as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

nov 10th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…an unnamed 34-year-old Neenah woman who had a circuit court hearing in Washington County last Thursday on charges of possession of a narcotic drug without a prescription and failed to appear. As a result, the judge issued a bench warrant for the defendant and ordered her $400 bond forfeited.

As it turned out, the reason the woman missed her court appearance was she arrived at the courthouse EARLY but then passed out drunk in a darkened jury assembly room. Deputies found the woman asleep in a corner of the room when they did their daily sweep of the courthouse at the end of the work day. A preliminary breath test revealed she had a blood alcohol level of .20.

So,

For allegedly being in possession of a narcotic drug without a prescription which is clearly not a prescription for success in life.

For being punctual, dysfunctional and drunk-ual for her court date.

And for proving that Justice isn't really blind. She just can't see the defendant because the dumbass passed out in a dark room. We are proud to name the Neenah woman who missed her court date in Washington County despite showing up early because she drunkenly passed out as our Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:14 am Comment On This Post

nov 8th


TOP TEN SILVER LININGS IN THE PACKERS LOSS TO DETROIT

10. Defense should be well rested for the Bears next week having taken most of this week off.

9. There was less chance of wide receivers pulling their hamstrings when they never had to run down field.

8. For the first time in Packer history, they awarded the game ball for MVP to one of the cross bars.

7. Packer Radio Network expected to save a lot of money this season on its annual dagger budget. (Wayne Larrivee may have to take a part time job working for O.J.)

6. During the game, the Lions' punter was able to binge watch three episodes of Stranger Things without interruption.

5. Overall performance gave the Packer’s still winless week 14 opponents the Cleveland Browns a reason to hope.

4. I’m guessing some Packer players made a lot of money on apparent endorsement deal with Ambien from the way they sleepwalked thorough most of the game.

3. Badly executed first quarter field goal attempt gave announcers reason to repeatedly say “long snapper” which is always good for a laugh.

2. Fans who have not been able to afford to go to a game since 1992 will soon find ticket prices falling faster than Harvey Weinstein’s pants in the presence of an intern.

1. At this rate, there is a better chance of Jim Schmitt gay marrying Guy Zima than of Fox Sports assigning their number one announcing team of Buck and Aikman to cover the Packers again this season.
posted by: Rick and Len at 6:31 am Comment On This Post

nov 6th


October 22nd City of Whitefish Bay
Officers responded to a complaint. The caller said a man bought a stereo at her yard sale and he was not satisfied with it. The caller said she returned the man's $2, but he continued to yell at her and called her a liar.

October 30th City of New London
A Kwik Trip employee called police and reported that a drunk man was sleeping on their snack bar.

November 3rd City of Green Bay
An Angeline Court man complained to police that his neighbor used to yell at him but now he just stares at him.

October 25th City of West Allis
A 41-year-old woman was cited at Target after she was seen walking her grandson around the store instructing him to pick out one item he wanted to shoplift. While the grandmother was teaching her grandson the finer points of plundering the shelves of the toy aisle, the boy’s mother was being cited for taking an item off the shelves and trying to “return” it for cash.

October 26th City of Neenah
A Hewitt Street caller told police there have been ongoing issues with a neighbor. According to the caller, someone is ringing her doorbell and running away and she suspects the neighbor.

October 29th City of Oak Creek
An employee at Applebee’s called police after a woman dressed as a “zombie bride” became unruly. A server at the restaurant told police she took a bowl of soup from a woman wearing a “zombie bride wedding dress” and the woman threatened to “beat that bitch’s ass” because of the way she took the bowl. The zombie bride then threw a glass across the room and left.

October 2nd Village of Jackson
A 42-year-old woman called police when her 21-year-old intoxicated son was causing a disturbance and throwing things around. Upon arrival, police found the man outside and asked what was going on. He said that he had been drinking with a cousin and a brother, when a shoving match started and punches were thrown because the suspect wanted some of his brother’s Cheetos.

October 24th City of Greenfield
A man was arrested and booked on a charge of domestic violence and disorderly conduct after his wife reported to police that he had struck her over the head with a hamster cage. Officers were able to determine the legitimacy of the woman’s claim when they found her covered with cedar chips.

October 30th City of Green Bay Police responded to a report of a loose chicken on Elmore Street! Repeat: A loose chicken on Elmore Street!

October 24th City of Neenah
A woman on Meadow Lane reported to police that she received a phone call from someone telling her they were from a local grocery store and that she forgot her eggs and she needed to pick them up immediately. The woman told police she doesn’t shop at that store and when she called to inquire they said they didn't call her.

October 26th Village of Iola
A caller on Helgeson Road reported that two pickup trucks were chained together and having a tug-o-war in the middle of the road.

October 29th City of Glendale
A resident called police to report two males were having sex in front of his mailbox...around 3pm, which was about 11 hours earlier. The resident said he told the men to stop having sex by his mailbox but they just went into his backyard and continued with their sexual encounter.

October 29th City of Menasha
A caller complained to police that his live-in girlfriend was yelling at him and slamming doors...just to antagonize him.

November 2nd Town of Rock
A delivery driver reported a woman punched him in the stomach because he told her his delivery schedule was going to change.

October 24th City of Greenfield
A caller told police they believed there may be a meth lab in a neighboring condo unit because of a strong chemical odor that had been present for five to seven days. An investigation by police determined the odor was from someone refinishing their cabinets.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:34 am Comment On This Post

nov 3rd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Amber Schmunk of Fredonia in Ozaukee County. According to police, Schmunk was picking up a molded plastic pool. When the pool would not fit inside her mini-van, Schmunk reportedly put the pool on the top of the vehicle but was unable to strap it down. That’s when Schmunk came up with the genius idea to put her 9-year-old son on top of the mini-van to hold the pool down while she drove.

Schmunk told an officer she thought it was OK because her father allowed her to do similar things when she was young. Schmunk also said she thought it was safe because she used a strap to tie her son down on top of the pool.

So,

For leaving her son strapped to the pool while she herself seems to be strapped for brains.

For just following the example of her father proving that stupidity doesn’t just run in her family…it sprints.

And for not being better at handling a pool…which shouldn’t be surprising since it appears she’s from the shallow end of a gene one.

We are proud to name Amber Schmunk of Fredonia as our Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 9:44 am Comment On This Post