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dec 8th 2011


We are proud to announce that for a limited time only, we have been authorized by the NFL, the National Flimflam League, to sell shares in the Rick and Len Show. 

For just $250, you will receive a handsome Rick and Len Show Stock certificate printed in glorious black and white on whatever cheap stock of paper happens to currently be in the WAPL office copy machine. Your Rick and Len Show stock certificate will be suitable for framing and is sure to brighten up your prison cell, half way house, mental health facility activity room or where ever it is that you usually masturbate.

The Rick and Len Show Stock Certificate will show others that you are the kind of person who recognizes THE VERY BEST  in area radio broadcasting and yet, are gullible enough to pay money to support this crap instead. 

We know that it’s the fans of the Rick and Len Show that separate us from every other radio show. As a Rick and Len Show shareholder you will be part of a proud tradition, one that recognizes that a shortage of talent combined with a juvenile sense of humor and an almost crippling lack of ambition can achieve truly mediocre results.

Be assured that your $250 will go to good use. We know you work hard for your money and we’ll work just as hard to spend it. Every penny of your investment in the Rick and Len Show will be quickly reinvested in the community and will help in supporting numerous area bartenders, beer and liquor distributers, and hot young single mothers who are only taking their clothes off to earn money for college.
What’s more, shares of stock in the Rick and Len Show are guaranteed to have the exact same market value as shares of stock in the Super Bowl Champion Green Bay Packers, the most storied franchise in professional sports.

The benefits of owning stock in the Rick and Len Show are many. While shares in The Rick and Len Show can’t be resold, pay no dividends and will only decrease in value, the stock certificates themselves can be used in case of emergency should you run out of toilet paper and you no longer happen to subscribe to your local Gannett newspaper.

The certificates also make excellent kindling for burning your home down for the insurance when you can no longer afford to pay your mortgage because you wasted all your money on worthless shares of stock. 

We truly hope YOU will consider buying shares of stock in the Rick and Len Show. Rick and Len Show Stock: Because an opportunity like this only comes along once in a life but suckers are born every minute.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:14 am Comment On This Post

dec 8th 2011


We are proud to announce that for a limited time only, we have been authorized by the NFL, the National Flimflam League, to sell shares in the Rick and Len Show. 

For just $250, you will receive a handsome Rick and Len Show Stock certificate printed in glorious black and white on whatever cheap stock of paper happens to currently be in the WAPL office copy machine. Your Rick and Len Show stock certificate will be suitable for framing and is sure to brighten up your prison cell, half way house, mental health facility activity room or where ever it is that you usually masturbate.

The Rick and Len Show Stock Certificate will show others that you are the kind of person who recognizes THE VERY BEST  in area radio broadcasting and yet, are gullible enough to pay money to support this crap instead. 

We know that it’s the fans of the Rick and Len Show that separate us from every other radio show. As a Rick and Len Show shareholder you will be part of a proud tradition, one that recognizes that a shortage of talent combined with a juvenile sense of humor and an almost crippling lack of ambition can achieve truly mediocre results.

Be assured that your $250 will go to good use. We know you work hard for your money and we’ll work just as hard to spend it. Every penny of your investment in the Rick and Len Show will be quickly reinvested in the community and will help in supporting numerous area bartenders, beer and liquor distributers, and hot young single mothers who are only taking their clothes off to earn money for college.
What’s more, shares of stock in the Rick and Len Show are guaranteed to have the exact same market value as shares of stock in the Super Bowl Champion Green Bay Packers, the most storied franchise in professional sports.

The benefits of owning stock in the Rick and Len Show are many. While shares in The Rick and Len Show can’t be resold, pay no dividends and will only decrease in value, the stock certificates themselves can be used in case of emergency should you run out of toilet paper and you no longer happen to subscribe to your local Gannett newspaper.

The certificates also make excellent kindling for burning your home down for the insurance when you can no longer afford to pay your mortgage because you wasted all your money on worthless shares of stock. 

We truly hope YOU will consider buying shares of stock in the Rick and Len Show. Rick and Len Show Stock: Because an opportunity like this only comes along once in a life but suckers are born every minute.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:14 am Comment On This Post

dec 5th 2011


November 16th City of Chilton
Police assistance was requested from a resident on Manhattan Street whose toilet was running over. Police advised the caller to  turn off the water, but were unable to do so. A local plumber's phone number was given to the caller.

December 2nd City of Wisconsin Rapids
A 14th Street man reported to police that someone in the neighborhood was having fun with Christmas lights.

November 28th Dodge County
A 35-year-old woman called 911 "to complain that her husband wanted to leave the bar and would not give her any money." The woman was informed that her husband not giving her money was not a 911 type emergency.

November 24th City of Racine
Police called to a disturbance during a Thanksgiving Day gathering, arrested a 23-year-old man. The man had become upset that a friend of his girlfriend was sitting on what he said was his chair. In an effort to get the woman to get out of “his chair” the man  grabbed a knife with an 8-inch blade from the kitchen and stabbed the wall, and then went after the friend. The friend picked up a broom to fight him off. The attack stopped only when someone mentioned the police.

November 21st City of Waukesha
A man called police to report his wife "was throwing knives and forks and spoons". Police responded and found the caller was drunk and his story could not be supported by evidence.

November 26th City of Oak Creek
A caller reported to police that the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer decoration was taken from his front yard between. The resident also told police that sometime last week someone placed a vodka bottle in his mailbox, but didn't think anything about it until Rudolph went missing.

November 26th City of Wauwatosa
A man paid for a washer and computer printer valued at $500 with counterfeit money at Sears. The man originally tried to haggle and had offered store employees offering $60 and a pizza for the items.

November 21st City of Oshkosh
A 62-year-old man on West Ninth Avenue who was unhappy with the progress construction workers were making was cited for disorderly conduct after he yelled and swore at the workers while they were pouring cement.

December 3rd City of Wisconsin Rapids
Officers responded to an anonymous report of a lot of banging and screaming sounds and then a loud crack At a home on First Street. Responding officers discovered people lifting weights and doing a workout.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:58 am Comment On This Post

dec 2nd 2011
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh, who, as we all know, stomped Packer Evan Dietrict Smith after repeatedly bouncing his head on the ground in last week’s game but then followed his flagrant foul by offering the stupid excuse that he was just trying to get his balance and then, capped it off, by appealing his suspension and saying God was his witness.

So,

For offering up an excuse so lame, Jerry Lewis is offering to host a telethon for it.

For proving that when he’s not using his foot to stomp on an opposing player, he’s probably just putting it in his mouth.

And for thinking God pays attention to what happens in Detroit. Ha! Do you really think if God paid attention to what happens in Detroit, it would  have a 50% unemployment rate, the nation’s 2nd highest crime rate and, be the birthplace of frickin’ Madonna?

We are proud to name Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:25 am Comment On This Post