August 24th City of Oak Creek
A jogger flagged down police to report that a dog being walked by its owner just bit him on the scrotum.
August 18th Town of Menasha
An employee of a business on Drum Corps Drive reported that someone vandalized a large trailer in the lot that is in the shape of a Green Bay Packers helmet. According to the employee, sometime over the weekend someone painted over the “G” turning it into the letter “C.”
August 21st City of Shawano
Police responded to a report of a man outside Shawano Square Apartments who had dropped his pants and was barking like a dog.
August 17th City of Shawano
Police received a report of a man on Prairie Street pulling down his pants and asking people to look at his underwear.
August 17th Shawano County
Sheriff’s deputies responded to a report of an altercation at the Express Way restaurant. Two employees were allegedly in the parking lot threatening a customer who complained about a milkshake.
August 27th Village of Caledonia
A 28-year-old Milwaukee got her flip-flops caught on the brake pedal and “was unable to stop at the stop sign.” The woman's vehicle was then hit by a pickup truck pulling a trailer containing a camel named Eli. The truck driver sustained a broken leg. The woman and the camel named Eli were uninjured.
August 21st City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report the theft of four rings and a picture of Elvis.
August 21st Village of Biron
A woman reported her neighbor yelled at her daughter for walking down the street.
August 18th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman call police and reported a man killed fish and threw a hairbrush into a car.
August 17th Village of Nekoosa
Police received a report of someone in an SUV swerving and throwing cookies.
August 19th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported neighbors smashed their window out, pulled a gun on them and took off. The gun turned out to actually be a pair of vice grips.
August 8th City of Waukesha
A caller reported a female child was crying for help. Police made contact with several houses and only found a 2-year-old throwing a temper tantrum in the backyard of one house and a 3-year-old crying because a Wiffle ball bumped him in the head at another.
August 9th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a report of a man who said he was "stuck in his brother's car" and kept honking the horn, while yelling "I just want to get out of the car. I can't get out of the car". Responding officers found the man was just extremely intoxicated and couldn't figure out how to open the door.
August 10th City of Waukesha
Please received a report of a shirtless man wearing a blazer who had been flipping people off as they walked by him for the last 10 1/2 hours.
August 15th City of Marshfield
A 70-year-old woman told police her neighbor made “sexual breathing noises,” comments about her buttocks and yelled at her through the window while she was gardening. The man denied doing these things but did admit to yelling at his cat.
July 15th Village of Jackson
A man told police that he saw a woman in a vehicle intentionally try to run over a flock of geese. Using the license plate, police located the driver. The woman told the officer that she didn’t try to run the geese over but “thought it would be funny to drive at them fast so they would fly away”. None of the geese was injured. According to police, no further action was taken because “there’s no law against being an immature moron.”
July 5th City of Verona
A couple was warned for being in Community Park after they were found in the rear cargo area of their SUV…“cuddling”.
June 21st City of Verona
A 4-year-old girl was reported missing from her home. The mother reported that her daughter had been put down for a nap in the same bed as her sleeping mother, and when the mother woke up from her nap, the child was nowhere to be found. When the home was searched, the child was found sleeping in a plastic storage bin in the corner of the room she had originally been placed in.
August 25th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report that an unknown person had thrown pinecones in the road.
August 23rd City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report her boyfriend was yelling at her because he didn't like the way she was breast-feeding.
August 24th City of Waukesha
A resident at an apartment complex called police to report seeing three females outside taking some of their clothes off, splashing each other with water, taking pictures of each other and "giggling." The responding officer found three females in the act of doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.
August 28th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report three people had thrown dirt at her in an effort to get her to break up with her boyfriend.
August 27th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported to police that a man in a wheelchair got out of his chair, performed a sexual act, got back in his wheelchair and left.
August 23rd City of Oak Creek
A resident called police to report receiving a phone call from an unidentified male who told him that he would "gut him and leave him in the woods" if he didn't pay his ex-girlfriend $80 for a cat toy.
August 28th City of Shawano
A man called 911, told the dispatcher that he liked the music on the radio, then hung up the phone.
August 25th City of Beaver Dam
A 29-year-old Maple Avenue woman called police and reported that a 32-year-old woman stole her plant, so she stole the plant back. When police arrived, both women were intoxicated and both were advised to cease contact with each other. It is unclear which ended up with possession of the plant.