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jul 17th


We narrowly avoided the planet being sucked into a blackhole of douchebaggery last night as for Cowboy Deion Sanders faced off against Justin Bieber on Spike TV's Lip Sync Battle. How loathesome a creature is Justin Bieber that he had me pulling for "Primetime"? (Truth be told, I think I was praying harder for a theater fire!)

So what was more uncomfortable? Watching Neon Deion writhe around the floor in a wedding dress as Madonna or having Beiber boarding the Crazy Train?
posted by: Rick and Len at 5:02 am Comment On This Post

jul 13th


SURPRISES IN THE WISCONSIN BUDGET

10. The governor will be forced to reduce number of aids at his office in Madison in order to maintain full time staffs for his governor's offices in Cedar Rapids, Des Moines and Sioux City.

9. Well paid tenured University of Wisconsin professors will be replaced by “teachers” whose main qualifications are having scored above average on several really tough Buzzfeed quizzes. 

8. Due to cuts in D.O.T. equipment budget, multiple state highway workers will all have to start huddling together to lean on the same shovel.

7. Will implement controversial Right to Birthday law which will save taxpayer money by making it illegal to celebrate your birthday unless you make at least $200,000 year.

6. Will replace many of states’ K-12 schools with much cheaper K9 schools because dogs are easier to teach than children.

5. To show support for state industry, budget includes provision that allows lockdown of the state capitol building for bomb scares only if the explosive device was manufactured in Wisconsin.

4. There is no number 4. New state budget eliminated 10% of funding for government supported development of top ten lists.

3. As a cost saving measure, State Senator Frank Lasee's pay was cut so much he can no longer afford to keep NOT living in the home he doesn’t really live in in his district. 

2. Instead of allowing former A village administrator from places like Hortonville and a former alderman from places like Sheboygan to individually expense their child porn, they’ll all be required to just have a group movie night at the home of Jared from Subway. 

1. Money usually spent on “railroad crossing” and “deer crossing” signs for state highways will be used to pay for “eye crossing” signs for governor’s office. 
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:03 am Comment On This Post

jul 13th


June 23rd Town of Menasha
An Oxwood Drive resident contacted police to report continued harassment from his neighbors. The man showed the officer several video recordings in which the neighbor, a 59-year-old woman, is blowing leaves onto his property. And most recently, the neighbor was throwing pine cones in his yard!

June 27th Town of Menasha
An officer on patrol spotted an unoccupied car parked in the lane of traffic on West American Drive. As the officer was attempting to locate information on the owner, a naked man came jogging down the walking trail toward the officer. The man, a 31-year-old Saginaw, Michigan resident, told the officer that he was just "jogging nude." The man told the officer that he has done this in the past, however this was the first time he had done so in this area. The man was cited for lewd and lascivious behavior.

June 30th City of Mayville (follow up to June 13 call)
A 45-year-old man called police and reported that he had been playing his music too loud and wanted to report himself because his neighbors had not yet reported him. The man told police that no one wanted to mess with him so he was calling himself in. The officer warned the man that if the police received another complaint about his loud music he would receive a citation. The man told them he was prepared and he had been saving up to pay the future citation.

July 4th City of Sheboygan
A man on 8th Street called police to report he went to his former residence to get his television and now the home's current occupant is chasing him down the street wielding a metal pipe.

July 9th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police received a call from a resident who reported one man was going to shoot another man because of a dispute over a hat.

March 28th Village of Oregon
A 57-year-old woman called police to report someone had entered her home, drank five beers and cooked two pork chops.

June 28th Town of Rubicon
A resident called police to report seeing a fawn tied to a tree in someone's yard. Responding officers discovered the fawn in question was actually a fawn-shaped lawn ornament.

July 2nd City of Oak Creek
A man who was going door to door selling children's books was cited for disorderly conduct for throwing a homeowner's wreath in a pond after they refused to buy anything. It was unclear why the homeowner still had a wreath up on July 2nd.

June 29th City of Brookfield
A 25-year-old man was spoken to by police officers after he threatened to throw nails at driving school vehicles if he sees them in his neighborhood because he said he is sick of seeing them.

June 28th City of Oak Creek
A man was taken into custody after he shoved his mother into a wooden entertainment center,  sat on her and took her cell phone so she couldn't call police. The suspect was apparently upset because his mother told him he "didn't deserve to eat" because of his size.

June 30th Village of Shorewood
A juvenile female was issued a ticket for assault after she got into a "physical altercation" with another girl. The fight was identified by police as a "Snapchat feud over a hairstyle".

July 6th City of Beaver Dam
A resident notified police of a man and a woman were screaming at each other in Slumberland. An officer spoke with the couple and found they were yelling at each other because their daughter was upset about not getting ice cream.

July 5th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report the theft of a 3-foot-doll wearing a pink ball gown from her front porch.

July 6th City of Marshfield
Police issued a citation to a man for uttering an obscenity while making an obscene gesture in a tavern.

June 26th City of Glendale
A 23-year-old Lansing, Michigan woman was arrested after she placed ads on a website used by prostitutes and was found by police in a motel room. The woman answered the door naked but denied she was a prostitute, saying she was "just there just to meet people and have a good time."

June 30th City of Waukesha
A 45-year-old woman asked her neighbor to give her a ride to her bank. When the man refused, the woman allegedly jumped in the man's truck causing him to relent and offer to drive the woman a short distance. However, the man told police that he eventually tried to kick her out of his truck after she tried to push on the accelerator and grab the steering wheel. About 10 minutes later the woman jumped back in his unattended truck and  was "sitting in the driver's seat, revving the engine and laughing hysterically." She then took off with the truck, blew threw a stop sign turned the car around and blew through the stop sign a second time, then drove the truck onto the lawn of the man's apartment and struck him with it. The woman was reportedly desperate to get to her bank to withdraw all her money because "ISIS is coming!"

July 6th Town of Ashippun
A woman called the Dodge County Sheriff's Department and reported a 31-year-old man who she said was repeatedly hitting himself in an effort to frame her for domestic battery.

July 8th City of Neenah
Police responded to a report of two people at Apple Blossom Apartments who may have been having sex behind a dumpster.

July 8th City of Green Bay
A woman called police requesting assistance in chasing a raccoon out of her garage.

June 22nd City of Greendale
Two males were cited for negligent handling of burning materials after they doused a tennis ball with lighter fluid, lit it on fire and played tennis with it at Greendale High School.

June 30th City of Waukesha
Police received a report of a man on the walking trail stalking people with a machete. Responding officers found that the man in question was carrying a garden hoe, not a machete, and was just looking for worms for fishing.

June 25th City of Brookfield
A 46-year-old man was arrested for domestic violence after getting into a physical altercation with his ex-girlfriend's mother. The complainant stated that the subject is a drug addict and that he became upset after the mother would not give him money. The man allegedly threw mail around the mother-in-law’s house and stuck his finger in her nose.

July 4th Village of Grand Rapids
Wood County authorities say they have located Bigfoot. A park ranger at Lake Wazeecha reported to police that he found a 5-foot concrete Sasquatch statue near the village.
posted by: Rick and Len at 9:59 am Comment On This Post

jul 2nd


We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...that jackass in everybody's neighborhood who, starting about a week before the 4th, already lights off fireworks at somewhere between midnight and 3 am with most civilized people are TRYING (and I think the operative word here is TRYING) to sleep. For me, it was a jag off with what sounded like a couple of M-80's at 1:40 this morning  interrupting a dream involving me, 50 gallons of chocolate pudding and the entire cast of female dancers from the 1980's TV show Solid Gold. Gaaaahhh!!!!

So,

For lighting things that have even ever shorter fuse than Lewis Black.

For demonstrating to the world that the only thing he can bang late at night is a pack of Black Cat's finest.

For popping days before the 4th which is just as prematurely as I'm sure he would if the actually did have sex.

We are proud to name that jack wagon in my (and everybody’s) neighborhood who thinks it’s funny to light off firecrackers in the middle of the night DAYS BEFORE the 4th as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:32 am Comment On This Post

jul 1st


June 25th City of Marshfield
A caller at a gas station reported a woman trying to drink gas from the gas pump. An officer located the woman and determined the woman was NOT trying to drink gas from the gas pump.

June 22nd Winnebago County
Authorities stopped a man who is walking around High Cliff State Park naked. The man did not say why he was naked and refused to tell officers what he was on.

June 15th City of Waukesha
Police were called to the Wal-Mart where a woman allegedly "whipped" her child with a Slim Jim beef stick. The caller said the female struck her young daughter with the beef stick after her daughter asked her to buy it for her. The child did not appear to be injured.

June 24th City of Marshfield
A caller reported her neighbors yell at her when she blows her grass clippings in their yard while mowing her lawn. The woman said the neighbors haven't threatened her. An officer told the woman to call back only if the neighbors make threats. The officer also suggested the woman blow her grass clippings somewhere other than her neighbor’s yard.

June 17th City of Rice Lake
A heavy set, 6-foot was seen hanging out in the women's bathroom at a retail store. The caller told police the man left in a car described as being "blue with fuzzy dice hanging from rear view mirror".

June 10th City of Menasha
A 14-year-old boy told police that a 17-year-old neighbor boy had tricked him into going into the backyard to look at something and when he did the 17-year-old started his skateboard on fire.

June 22nd City of Rice Lake
A 13-year-old girl called police to report "everybody is being mean" to her.

June 4th City of Phillips
Officers from the police department assisted a woman who had locked herself in a bedroom and was unable to exit the room. The woman indicated to police that the doorknob had broken. With the assistance of the Price County Sheriff's Department, police were able to gain access into the residence through a second story patio door, then opened the bedroom door and let the woman out.

June 17th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a residence where two teenagers were seen pushing a vehicle into a driveway. The teens told police they were pushing the vehicle because they were "too lazy" to go in the house and get the keys.

June 5th City of Menasha
A London Street resident told police his grandson called him and said that his mom was hitting him. Investigators found that the grandson was not following what his mother was telling him to do, and he was just upset that she yelled at him.

June 22nd City of Rice Lake
A man called police to report he is being harassed by his girlfriend. The man wanted to press charges but did not know his girlfriend's last name.

June 28th City of Sheboygan
Police responded to a report of an extremely intoxicated man with a bag on Indiana Avenue walking into trees and poles.

June 21st Town of Hubbard
A man called police several times to report that his neighbor had put a toy tractor on his vehicle. The man eventually called back and said that he and the neighborhood worked it out and was sorry for calling so much.

June 15th City of Mayville
A woman called police to report someone had stolen the body for metal crane bird lawn ornament from her yard but left the legs behind.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:52 am Comment On This Post

jul 1st


With the holiday weekend almost upon us, ask yourself, how dirty is my grill? A study shows that most grills have far more bacteria than your toilet seat. Here's the signs to look for that your grill might be unclean!

If it has more burnt residue than Willie Nelson’s bong…your grill might be unclean.

If it has more chunks of decades old food than ZZ Top’s beards…your grill might be unclean.

If it’s had more questionable meat on it than Jenna Jameson’s chin …your grill might be unclean.   

If it’s been so long since it’s seen soap and water it’s been made an honorary citizen of Menasha…your grill might be unclean.

If it’s burned people more times than Jordy Nelson facing the Bear’s secondary…your grill might be unclean.

If you struggle with dyslexia…your girl might be unclean.

If every time you eat food cooked on it, you vomit as much as you did watching Kanye sing Bohemian Rhapsody this weekend.

If it’s been heated up more times than a Kardashian sister in the locker room of the NBA All Star game…your grill might be unclean.

If it’s dustier than my penis or stickier than my balls on a muggy august afternoon…your grill might be unclean.

If it’s been lit up more times than Tommy Thompson at a weeklong Green Bay Super Bowl celebration…your grill might be unclean.

If you're L'il Wayne and you don't brush your teeth...your grill might be unclean.

If it has more ashes in it than the Kennedy Family urn…your grill is definitely unclean.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

jun 29th





















Here's the full listing!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:21 am Comment On This Post

jun 29th


Hey look! Its Aaron Rodgers working on his swordfighting technique along sing GF Olivia Munn who is trainig for for her role as Psylocke in the upcoming X-Men movie. Click here to see him in action!
posted by: Rick and Len at 4:42 am Comment On This Post

jun 26th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show WEENIE OF THE WEEK…Greg Bell… who after today deserts his post as our general manager here at WAPL and as Vice President of Broadcast operations for our parent company Woodward Communications. Greg is retiring after working here…being employed here since 1983?

So,

For being our fearless leader here at WAPL, which is sort of like being the driver of a short bus with no brakes that's on fire careening down a mountain toward a cliff into a pool of sharks with frickin' lasers.

For spending more years working with Woodward than even Bernstein.

For being the guy responsible for hiring me here at WAPL in 2003…after being the guy who fired me here at WAPL in 2002…proving everyone is entitled to ONE mistake and his was clearly the more recent of the two. (compounded by the fact that he brought Len back, too.)

We are PROUD to name our retiring General Manager and V.P. of Broadcasting... Greg Bell as this week’s Rick and Len Show WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

Thanks for everything! Enjoy your retirement. You've earned it!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:32 am Comment On This Post

jun 26th


A tip of the hat to Jeannette Merten of the Oshkosh Northwestern for this photo from Country USA. Merten clearly deserves a Pulitzer for news photography for so beautifully capturing on film EXACTLY what my  image of the festival has always been in my nightmares. Additionally, Merten deserves a second Pulitzer for nature photography for also capturing on film the likeness of the elusive male camel toe in it's natural environment.

-Rick-
posted by: Rick and Len at 4:44 am Comment On This Post

jun 25th
I golf lots but because of my job in media and particularly with the radio powerhouse which is 105-7 WAPL, I get to experience some of the best golf in the world. I was invited to Erin Hills Golf Course yesterday for a press conference about the 2017 men's U.S. Open which Erin Hills will host and, of course, it included an opportunity to play the course.
This is a world class track which is ranked at the eighth best public course anywhere. It is going to provide some of the best spectating for a major tournament ever because the course is located among the natural eskars of the Kettle Moraine area of Wisconsin. That means lots of ridges, hills and other awesome vantage points from which to watch the best players in the world compete for the title.
I played from the green (middle) tees which still measure a healthy 6700 yards. The pros will play tees hwich can stretch it to 8200-plus. That's insane. The 18th hole can be played at close to 700 yards!
We'll keep you up to date on when tickets go on sale because I don't want you to miss this chance to see history in the making. The 2017 OPen will mark the first time this tournament will be played in Wisconsin.
It's going to be epic.
I'd like to thank the USGA and everyone at Erin Hills for a special day...and thanks as well to my caddy, Cam, who earned his keep tracking down my many errant shots.
posted by: Rick and Len at 2:52 pm Comment On This Post

jun 25th
SIGN THE PETITION TO TO PUT "FIB" IN THE OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY!

They just announced they are adding MASSHOLE, a term of contempt for someone from Massachusetts. WHY NOT FIB? Click here to sign...

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:58 am Comment On This Post

jun 24th


WAYS THE PEOPLE ARRESTED AT LAMBEAU SATURDAY WOULD HAVE SPENT $880 AT COUNTRY USA THAT THEY INSTEAD HAD TO POST AS BOND

10. Left a trail of empty Keystone cans from Lambeau field to Oshkosh to make it easier to find their way back to Green Bay.   

9. Picked up a couple gallon bucks of lard or some other kind of lube.

8. Gotten one of the those handy hat-to-penis conversion charts illustrating just how big a cowboy hat has to be to compensate for having a comically small wiener. (3 inch penis = 10 Gallon hat)

7. Bought an MP3 player and a set of noise cancelling headphone so they could listen to some decent music while the concerts are going on.

6. Stocked up on confederate flags that they can resell on the soon-to by-hot secondary racist banner market.

5. Picked up a late father’s day gift by having one of the festival’s local artisans fashion a life size bust of dad from fresh cow manure.

4. Loaded up on great CD’s by AC/DC, Def Leppard, and Motley Crue so they can hear the original superior versions of the songs that country artists will no doubt be butchering all week.''

3. For your friend who just had a child, bought a Country USA 2015 souvenir Baby's First Spit Cup.

2. Bought “It’s not a beer belly. It’s a solar panel for a sex machine” t shirts for their sister, wife and daughter…which in some cases might all be the same person”.

1. Paid someone to paint a bull's eye on their shirt to make them an easier target for drivers leaving the Country USA grounds.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:18 am Comment On This Post

jun 24th
Creepy or cute? You be the judge!

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jun 23rd


Sports Illustrated has released the names of the 24 athletes who will appear in their soon to be released all naked "Body Issue".

-NY Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr.

-Washington Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper

-U.S. Women’s Soccer player Alie Krieger

-Phoenix Mercury center Brinney Griner

-Cleveland Cavaliers forward Kevin Love

-Los Angeles Clippers center DeAndre Jordan

-Olympic gymnast Aly Reisman

-Dallas Stars center Tyler Seguin

-Olympic swimmer Natalie Coughlin

-French Open champion tennis player Stanislas Wawrinka

-Indianapolis Colts offensive linemen Anthony Castonzo, Jack Mewhort and Todd Herremans

-U.S. Men’s National Team soccer player Jermaine Jones

-Wakeboarder Dallas Friday

-Rugby player Todd Clever

-Skateboarder Leticia Bufoni

-Golfer Sadena Parks

-Archer Khatuna Lorig

-Olympic field hockey player Paige Selenski

-Olympic hammer-thrower Amanda Bingson

-Olympic heptathlete Chantae McMillan

-Beach volleyball player Gabby Reece

-Surfer Laird Hamilton (and Gabby Reece’s husband)
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jun 22nd


June 21st City of Oshkosh
Authorities were called when a 21-year-old male became ill after reportedly eating a live mouse.

June 13th City of Mayville
A 45-year-old man called police to report that he believed he was playing his music too loudly. The man said that he is arguing with himself and thought he would report himself before someone else did. The man said that he did not want an officer to respond but that he would call back if another one of his personalities caused him trouble. The man told the officer that he was going to talk to his other personality to see if the music is too loud and would call back if he needed further assistance.

June 20th City of Green Bay
Police assisted a man complaining of a backache after getting kicked in the ass at the Kenny Chesney concert.

June 12th City of Brookfield
Police responded to a residence after a 59-year-old man stated that he had been poisoned with cyanide on his toothbrush. Upon arrival, the caller's family explained that the caller had been watching a scary movie on television about people poisoning each other and became alarmed when he was brushing his teeth and his toothpaste started to foam up.

June 18th City of Green Bay
A resident called police to complain that their apartment smells like eggs.

June 9th City of Waukesha
A caller felt it was suspicious that a man keeps honking his horn and driving up and down his own driveway. When police arrived, the man in question told them "the horn had a mind of its own" and he was just trying to fix it.

June 10th City of Waukesha
Police were called to an intersection where a man was yelling racial slurs at the top of his lungs. When officers arrived, the man told them he didn't see what the problem was because while he was, in fact, yelling racial slurs, he wasn't yelling them at anyone in particular.

June 11th City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report that her neighbor was upset because she didn't cut the grass when she said she was going to. The woman and her neighbor have shared responsibilities of mowing. She said she believed her neighbor was so upset about her not mowing when she said she would, he knocked over her flower pots.

June 13th City of Brookfield
A 76-year-old man was arrested for indecent exposure at a hotel. The man had called for room service to clean his room but repeatedly answered the door with no pants on. The man was told that for room service to clean his room, he would need to put on pants. Eventually, the man answered the door with pants on; however, while the housekeeping manager was in the room, the man proceeded to remove his pants again. When police arrived at the room, the man answered the door with no pants and was arrested.

June 12th City of Mayville
Police pulled over an 18-year-old man that they knew did not have a valid driver’s license. The man told officers that he was only driving because he wanted to do a burnout in front of a house that he had been accused of burglarizing. Witnesses confirmed that the mad had done a burnout in front of the house.

June 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report that a man living with her was defecating in a garbage can in his bedroom.

June 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Officers responded to a report of three people throwing things and making a scene in the frozen food aisle of the Walmart.

June 16th Town of Seneca
A man called police and reported his wife was angry with him, hit him a couple of times and left with his boots.

June 12th City of Delafield
A man called police to report the theft of 85 cents from his vehicle. Surveillance footage from city hall, which is near the man's home and might have captured what happened, is being reviewed by officers.

June 17th City of Marshfield
A man called police to report receiving a threatening voicemail message. An officer listened to the message and determined that it was vulgar but not threatening. The vulgar message was from a man who did not want the recipient to sit next to him at church anymore.

June 2nd Town of Kickapoo
A goat was reported stolen from a residence with the culprits leaving behind $8.00 cash in the goat's water dish. After further investigation, the goat was located in a vehicle parked outside Pat's Corner Bar.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 pm Comment On This Post

jun 22nd

Press Gazette photo

According to the Press Gazette, 22 people were arrested and a countless number ejected from Lambeau Saturday night.

REASONS FOR ARRESTS AND EJECTIONS AT THE KENNY CHESNEY/JASON ALDEAN CONCERT AT LAMBEAU

Anyone who spent over $100 on their tickets charged with public urination for pissing away their money.

Several concertgoers from Illinois arrested for assault after they tried to do what their Bears have never done, put up a fight at Lambeau Field.

Concertgoers threatened each other with violence in exchange for cash after seeing Lambeau prices for beer and assuming that here highway robbery must be legal.

Got in fight with a bunch of other country music fans and knocked their tooth out.

Didn’t realize that women who aren’t their sister don’t like it when you grab their ass.

Caused a scene because they felt ripped off after learning that the Horse Collar Sausage Sandwich they bought at the concession stand wasn’t made from an actual horse.

Several attendees drank too fast because they couldn't wait to find out what it’s like to use an indoor toilet.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:26 am Comment On This Post

jun 22nd
Wisconsin weather could get serious today! How do I know? Frankie MacDonald has put the warning out!

posted by: Rick and Len at 7:24 am Comment On This Post

jun 22nd


Check out TMZ's video of a fight breaking out between stars of the TV show Storage Wars. Language REALLY NSFW! The cursing starts here!

posted by: Rick and Len at 4:49 am Comment On This Post

jun 20th


Bill Cosby… Wanted to play in the Woodward Radio Group golf classic...however he can only put it in the hole when his partner is sleeping.

Kaitlyn Jenner...wanted to play in the Woodward Radio Group golf classic...but after going public it became apparent her balls are too big for this group.

Brian Williams… Wanted to play in the Woodward Radio group golf classic… But his helicopter came under fire over Suamico in route to the event.

Harrison Ford… Wanted to play in the Woodward Radio Group golf classic...but the last hole he made on a golf course was with an airplane.

Tom Brady... Wanted to play in the Woodward Radio Group golf classic...but he hasn't figured out a way to let air out of a golf ball.

LeBron James… Wanted to play in the Woodward Radio group golf classic… but in the end, decided game four of the NBA championship series was a better place to show off his putter.

Hillary Clinton… Wanted to play in the Woodward Radio group golf classic… But she accidentally deleted the invitation while she was accidentally deleting 60,000 other emails.

David Sweat and Richard Matt… The two fugitives from that maximum security prison in New York… Wanted to play in the Woodward Radio golf classic… But while they were willing to climb through sewers to escape, the thought of driving through the morning Kaukauna air to get here just grossed them out.
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