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apr 22nd



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… 52-year-old Alan Burby of Sheboygan who was arrested after allegedly taking a moped while intoxicated and crashing it into several parked cars. Burby then knocked on the door of a nearby home and asked the occupant to see "Jesus" but then reportedly became agitated when the woman told him Jesus was not home. Burby was arrested and charged with his fifth DUI.

So, For stealing and crashing a moped; an act that couldn't be LESS bad ass if he'd done it while wearing a Kenny G t-shirt and sipping a strawberry Frappuccino.

For damaging more cars with a moped than Gravedigger at the Monster Truck XL.

And for looking for Jesus in Sheboygan. Yeah, Sheboygan. I know, some people will tell you Jesus is everywhere…but come on, he’s got to have some standards.

We are proud to name Alan D. Burby of Sheboygan as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

apr 18th


April 4th Village of Jackson
Police responded to the scene of a domestic disturbance. The disturbance started when a 24-year-old woman told her boyfriend that he didn’t treat her right and he threw a jewelry box at her, striking her in the stomach. The woman allegedly responded by punching a hole in the wall, dumping the cat food out on the floor and knocking over her boyfriend's Legos.

April 4th City of Neenah
A Union Street resident called police to report they have suspicions that their neighbor may have a pet turkey. April 9th City of Sheboygan A man on North 35th Street called police to request assistance because he was extremely constipated.

April 17th City of Green Bay
Police responded to a report of a woman in church pulling her hair.

April 4th City of Neenah An East Bell Street resident called police needing to speak with an officer. The man arranged to meet the officer at a restaurant. Upon arrival. the officer found there were no problems, the caller just wanted someone to talk to.

April 13th City of Horicon
A man who was taking a shower when he realized his garage was on fire, ran from his house wearing only a towel around his waist and into the burning garage to save his motorcycle. The man lost the towel while saving his motorcycle. A passerby stopped and helped the now naked man contain the blaze with the garden hose until firefighters arrived to extinguish it. At that time, the naked man returned to his shower.

April 3rd City of Waukesha
A caller reported while he was pumping gas into his vehicle at a convenience store when a man who seemed intoxicated drove up next to him and urinated all over his car.

April 11th City of Sheboygan
Police were called to 14th Street and Weeden Creek Road where numerous people chasing a small pig.

April 3rd City of Waukesha
A landlord of an apartment called police because he believed a tenant was damaging the inside of the apartment. The landlord told officers he saw the tenant picking up sticks in the front yard and taking them inside. Upon investigation, the officers learned the tenant was just using the sticks to make a centerpiece.

April 6th City of Waukesha
A caller reported a noise complaint concerning the unit above her apartment at 4:07.am. Police determined the loud stomping came from a man and woman dancing to the video game "Just Dance" and jumping on the dance pad. The couple was cautioned by police and about early morning dancing.

April 14th City of Appleton
Police received a report of a 19-year-old woman at the intersection of Taft and Tellulah who injured her head and ankle when she fell off a moving vehicle while car surfing.

April 3rd City of Cudahy
Police cited a 38-year-old man for battery after he allegedly ran over another man's foot with his wheelchair because he was jealous that the man was talking to a female friend.

March 26th City of Greenfield
A woman called 911 at 11:40 PM to report her 38-year-old son was going to bed too late.

March 24th City of Greenfield
Police responded to a Citgo station after multiple callers reported a man was causing a disturbance by singing and dancing around inside the business. Officers spoke to the man, who stated he was happy and singing because he had just been released from the Waukesha County Jail.

April 9th City of Oak Creek
Police responded to an apartment after a caller reported hearing a physical altercation and a child screaming for help. An officer spoke to the resident and learned that the screaming was coming from the occupant's two children who were fighting over who got to use the iPad.

April 15th Village of Biron
The sheriff's department responded to a report of a Porta-Potty floating down the Wisconsin River.

April 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
An employee at Kwik Trip called police to report a woman sitting in a white truck “cursing at the air.”

April 2nd City of Antigo
Officers responded to a call from a female subject reporting that when she went to her parent’s house, who are out of town, to check on a package delivery, she found the house had been broken into and ransacked. After the officers' arrival, it was determined that no burglary had occurred and that the home had been ransacked by a squirrel.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:26 am Comment On This Post

apr 18th


April 4th Village of Jackson
Police responded to the scene of a domestic disturbance. The disturbance started when a 24-year-old woman told her boyfriend that he didn’t treat her right and he threw a jewelry box at her, striking her in the stomach. The woman allegedly responded by punching a hole in the wall, dumping the cat food out on the floor and knocking over her boyfriend's Legos.

April 4th City of Neenah
A Union Street resident called police to report they have suspicions that their neighbor may have a pet turkey. April 9th City of Sheboygan A man on North 35th Street called police to request assistance because he was extremely constipated.

April 17th City of Green Bay
Police responded to a report of a woman in church pulling her hair.

April 4th City of Neenah An East Bell Street resident called police needing to speak with an officer. The man arranged to meet the officer at a restaurant. Upon arrival. the officer found there were no problems, the caller just wanted someone to talk to.

April 13th City of Horicon
A man who was taking a shower when he realized his garage was on fire, ran from his house wearing only a towel around his waist and into the burning garage to save his motorcycle. The man lost the towel while saving his motorcycle. A passerby stopped and helped the now naked man contain the blaze with the garden hose until firefighters arrived to extinguish it. At that time, the naked man returned to his shower.

April 3rd City of Waukesha
A caller reported while he was pumping gas into his vehicle at a convenience store when a man who seemed intoxicated drove up next to him and urinated all over his car.

April 11th City of Sheboygan
Police were called to 14th Street and Weeden Creek Road where numerous people chasing a small pig.

April 3rd City of Waukesha
A landlord of an apartment called police because he believed a tenant was damaging the inside of the apartment. The landlord told officers he saw the tenant picking up sticks in the front yard and taking them inside. Upon investigation, the officers learned the tenant was just using the sticks to make a centerpiece.

April 6th City of Waukesha
A caller reported a noise complaint concerning the unit above her apartment at 4:07.am. Police determined the loud stomping came from a man and woman dancing to the video game "Just Dance" and jumping on the dance pad. The couple was cautioned by police and about early morning dancing.

April 14th City of Appleton
Police received a report of a 19-year-old woman at the intersection of Taft and Tellulah who injured her head and ankle when she fell off a moving vehicle while car surfing.

April 3rd City of Cudahy
Police cited a 38-year-old man for battery after he allegedly ran over another man's foot with his wheelchair because he was jealous that the man was talking to a female friend.

March 26th City of Greenfield
A woman called 911 at 11:40 PM to report her 38-year-old son was going to bed too late.

March 24th City of Greenfield
Police responded to a Citgo station after multiple callers reported a man was causing a disturbance by singing and dancing around inside the business. Officers spoke to the man, who stated he was happy and singing because he had just been released from the Waukesha County Jail.

April 9th City of Oak Creek
Police responded to an apartment after a caller reported hearing a physical altercation and a child screaming for help. An officer spoke to the resident and learned that the screaming was coming from the occupant's two children who were fighting over who got to use the iPad.

April 15th Village of Biron
The sheriff's department responded to a report of a Porta-Potty floating down the Wisconsin River.

April 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
An employee at Kwik Trip called police to report a woman sitting in a white truck “cursing at the air.”

April 2nd City of Antigo
Officers responded to a call from a female subject reporting that when she went to her parent’s house, who are out of town, to check on a package delivery, she found the house had been broken into and ransacked. After the officers' arrival, it was determined that no burglary had occurred and that the home had been ransacked by a squirrel.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:25 am Comment On This Post

apr 15th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the Milwaukee Brewer fan who made headlines by licking someone else's vomit off the stands at Miller Park last weekend in exchange for $100.

So,

For doing the most gut-wrenching thing a person could possibly do at Miller Park, shy of watching the Brewers lose another game to the frickin’ Cardinals.

For making Brewer fans the most nauseated they’ve been since the 2013 revelation about Ryan Braun’s steroid use.

And for giving a black eye to Brewer fans, the likes of which has not been seen since the time Front Row Amy went running without a bra.

We are proud to name the Brewer fan who…oh, don’t make me say what he did again…as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:16 am Comment On This Post

apr 13th


A guy in Minnesota was busted on Friday for doing 171 miles-per-hour in a 2016 Chevy Camaro. A police officer had to get HIS car up to 135 just to get close enough for the guy to see his flashing lights and pull over. The incident is expected to:
a. cost the driver his license.
b. lead to stiffer speeding penalties.
c. sell an ass load of 2016 Chevy Camaros.

CBS and Turner TV just inked a deal with the NCAA for 8.8 billion dollars to keep March Madness coverage on their networks through the year 2032. Most of that money will go to:
a. introducing new technology to game coverage.
b. funding scholarships for student athletes.
c. keeping Vern Lundquist in cryogenic suspension for 11 months of the year.

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan made it absolutely clear yesterday that he has no interest whatsoever in being president and under no circumstances would he accept the nomination if offered it at a brokered convention. Ryan made the speech while:
a. addressing reporters in the capitol rotunda.
b. speaking in the house chamber.
c. picking out new carpet for the oval office.

A 25-year-old Brooklyn man set the world record for the longest TV binge-watching session this past week, sitting in front of the tube for 94 straight hours. If you can watch TV that long without falling asleep, it proves:
a. TV is more stimulating that previously thought.
b. the human body is capable of remarkable feats of endurance.
c. you are not watching the NBC 26 news.

Kobe Bryant retires tonight.Amazingly, in Kobe's 20 years in the NBA:
a. he scored over 30,000 points.
b. he played in 18 All Star games.
c. he never nailed a Kardashian.

Lindsey Lohan got engaged to a Russian millionaire this weekend. The ring he gave her was:
a. a 3 and a half karat diamond.
b. in a platinum setting.
c. the largest rock she's ever seen that wasn't crack.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:44 am Comment On This Post

apr 12th


Yesterday Governor Walker encouraged people to buy his leftover Walker for President t-shirts for just $45 each to help him pay off his campaign debt. He suggested doing something "crafty" with them. Here's the...



TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WITH THE LEFTOVER WALKER FOR PRESIDENT SHIRTS

10. Dye them blaze orange so you have something to wear for hunting or weddings.

9. Add the word “white” before Walker and sell them to gullible Game of Thrones fans.

8. Add the words “Texas Ranger” after Walker and sell them to gullible Chuck Norris fans.

7. Burn them to fire bricks that can be used to start building his wall on the Canadian border.

6. Change the “L” in his name to an “N” so it looks like you support any of the candidates.

5. Cut them into strips and eat them. Find they are easier to pass than pro-teacher legislation in this state.

4. Use them to wipe your ass since they’re just about as biodegradable as the so called flushable wipes you’ve been using.

3. Use them to dab Rogaine on the governor's growing bald spot, excuse me, cabinet injury.

2. Stuff them in the mouth of jerky no-talent morning radio guys who make fun of his wonky eye.

1. Do what losing Super Bowl teams have done for years. Send them to third world countries like Kenya where some kid who gets one will do what the Governor couldn’t and become President of the United States one day.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:32 am Comment On This Post

apr 8th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Cameron Drake, the Green Bay School District facilities worker who is accused of stealing students' medication from eight elementary schools. According to Green Bay police, Drake allegedly stole an unknown amount of Adderall and possibly other medications that were being stored for students for whom they had been prescribed.

So,
For driving home the point that the old saying “as easy as taking candy from a baby” needs to be updated to “as easy as taking prescription amphetamines from a 2nd grader”.

For making the extra effort to teach elementary school children a valuable lesson about drugs. However, choosing the lesson to be “Always keep an eye on your stash”.

And for cowardly stealing drugs from Green Bay Elementary School Children…knowing full well, Green Bay middle school students would have cut him for trying that.

We are proud to name Cameron Drake the Green Bay School District facilities worker who allegedly stole students medication as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:28 am Comment On This Post

mar 31st



DONALD TRUMPS COMMENTS IN GREEN BAY ABOUT ABORTION WERE ABOUT AS CONTROVERSIAL AS….

Donald announcing a plan to make veganism mandatory.

Saying he is going to prohibit single women over the age of 40 from owning cats.

Declaring Jay Cutler’s birthday a national holiday.

Unveiling his new federally subsidized free BJ’s for Billionaires program.

Disclosing his plan to trade Metallica to Russia for the band Pussy Riot.

Revealing he will ban alcohol sales on St. Patrick’s Day.

Divulging his intent to introduce legislation that requires Katy Perry to cover those things up.

Proposing to replace Super Bowl Half time show with live coverage of losers of the Puppy Bowl being put down accompanied by the music of the Black Eyed Peas.

Well, let me put it this way, how does Vice President Kanye sound?
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:35 am Comment On This Post

mar 29th


March 14th City of Waukesha A man called police and reported he heard a gunshot and then saw his brother lying on the sidewalk bleeding. The victim told police said he was trying to shoot a skunk but somehow missed and shot himself.

March 18th Dane County Police responded to a disturbance at an apartment building where a 60-year-old pants-less man was wielding a 4 inch knife and causing a commotion. Officers deployed a Taser to subdue the pants-less man who eventually explained that he was wielding the knife for protection after his plans to give a massage to a friend fell through.

March 10th Village of Jackson Police responded to a report of 22-year-old woman who was outside screaming that she had been burned. The woman told responding officers that she and her boyfriend had returned home from a bar and had gotten into an argument about tacos. The woman had not actually been burned.

March 17th Village of Germantown Police responded to McDonald's where a caller reported seeing a 9-year-old child driving a Toyota Highlander.

March 6th Village of Jackson Police pulled over a driver who was swerving down the road. The man told the officer that he had had "a couple of beers and a lot of sex”. The man then proceeded to fail the field sobriety test and blew a .16% on the Breathalyzer proving he lied about at least one of those claims.

March 11th City of Delafield Police responded to a residential burglary where a man broke into a home and snatched six to eight pairs of panties from an 80-year-old woman.

March 10th Village of Pewaukee A 48-year-old man tripped and struck his head trying to get into a horse drawn carriage in front of the American Family Insurance office.

February 27th City of Glendale A 41-year-old woman and her adult daughter were arrested after they attacked and punched a cashier at Burger King. The women were apparently angry because they believed the cashier disrespected the mother by not allowing her to use 12 coupons to pay for one meal.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:31 am Comment On This Post

mar 29th


A 24-year old man called the sheriff's department from Diamond Jim's Gentleman's Club near Janesville to report a stripper (seen above) allegedly bit him in the crotch. You gotta admit, getting bit inthe crotch is among the worst things that can happen to you in a strip club. Let's see where it ranks...

WORST THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU AT A STRIP CLUB

10. You happen to be wearing white pants on the same night the girl grinding on you learns a valuable lesson about trusting a fart.

9. After touching a stripper, the DJ says put your hands together, and they stick.

8. You get the all you can eat crab buffet and...they don't serve food.

7. During a lap dance, the dancer gets so close you feel her balls.

6. Your credit card is declined.

5. The strippers idea of “making it rain” is when during your lap dance, her water breaks.

4. On amateur night, your wife doesn’t make enough to cover your round of drinks.

3. The dancer bites your crotch.

2. The dancer bites your crotch...and her dentures get stuck on your zipper.

1. You find out the hard way how your grandmother has been making extra bingo money.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:15 am Comment On This Post

mar 25th



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the 18-year-old Neenah man who was running naked in the northbound lanes of Highway 441 near County Highway CE in the Fox Cities at about 6:45 Sunday morning. The man reportedly punched a woman who stopped to call 911 and tried to drag her from her car before police arrived.

So,

For being three days late for showing off his shillelagh and blarney stones.

For apparently thinking CE stands for “Chubby Exhibition”.

And for not realizing that the freeway is no place to free ball.

We are proud to name the 18 year old Neenah man who was naked on Highway 441 near Highway CE as this week's Rick and Len Show, teeny-tiny, itsy-bitsy cold and shriveled... Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:48 am Comment On This Post

mar 21st


BILL MURRAY LOOKED AS DISAPPOINTED AS…

…a hooker at a eunuch convention.

…a Jewish kid on Christmas.

. …Willie Nelson with a kilo of oregano.

…Jar Jar Binks looking for his name in the script for The Force Awakens.

…a Viking fan waiting for a Super Bowl trophy.

…an Islamic suicide bomber in the afterlife with 72...Kardashians.

…Jared Fogel at a the closing of a Chuck E. Cheese.

…anyone who paid money for a Kanye West album.

...Ted Cruz at a breakfast buffet with no Canadian bacon.

...Marco Rubio finding his mother's "I voted for Trump" pin.

…my mother looking at any of my school report cards.

…any Wisconsinite at a wedding with a cash bar.

...Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt reading the "you must be at least this tall to ride this ride" sign.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:54 am Comment On This Post

mar 21st


March 9th Dane County
A 20-year-old man was spotted on a surveillance camera in a store stuffing bags of candy in his shirt and down his pants. When the man was caught, containers popped open as evidence spilled out inside his trousers. Once outside, the man asked the arresting officer, "Can you take the sushi out of my pants?" According to the arresting officer, "Only then did I realize the man had a plastic carryout tray of sushi and condiments stashed in his waistband". The officer then heard a " crinkle, crinkle, crinkle", the unmistakable sound of rubbing plastic and retrieved a second tray of sushi from inside the culprit's underpants".

March 3rd City of Neenah
A caller reported a vehicle cut the caller off and was speeding up and not allowing her to change lanes. Police spoke with the teenage driver and he told officers he feels he needs to "teach other drivers a lesson" when he feels he is wronged.

March 8th City of Waukesha
A resident called police and complained about a man who was cutting wood with a buzz saw on the sidewalk in front of his house at 11:45 p.m. The man told the responding officer he didn't realize that cutting wood was against the law.

March 7th City of Franklin
A "quick change" scammer stole $150 at Walmart. The male suspect purchased a 50-cent gift card at a register and then requested change for several bills in his hand. As the cashier was changing the various denominations, the male grabbed the bills off the ledge by sleight of hand, eventually leaving with $150 of the store's money.

February 22nd City of Greenfield
Police responded to a home after the resident reported his neighbor was shining a laser into his house. Officers spoke to the neighbor, who admitted pointing a laser at the home but said he did it because the resident intentionally flashed his headlights at him. He agreed to work things out with the caller, but the caller refused. Officers advised both the caller and his neighbor to act like adults.

March 15th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported someone broke into his home and drugged him and his cat. The man later called back and reported someone had stolen his cat, cat food and cat litter.

March 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man reported to police that his neighbor put a screw in his fence.

March 15th City of Beaver Dam
A man told police that people in the Wal-Mart appear to have a large amount of ammo and one person was wearing a “Rambo-style bullet belt.” Responding officers found the people in question were just installing a stereo.

March 10th City of Antigo
Officers responded to a report of two people "fornicating" in the backseat of a vehicle in a parking lot on Clermont Street. Officers were unable to locate any fornicators.

March 18th Dane County
A Madison resident taking advantage of the police department's Unpaid Ticket Resolution Day, decided this would be a good time to clear up a couple of old parking tickets. Police received a letter containing a pair of $2.00 bills to pay for two parking tickets the sender received...in 1959.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

mar 18th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…whomever left a large purple dildo in the middle of Oneida Street between 9th and Mason in Green Bay. The item, I am told, is a model called “Mr. Dependable” that sells for $34.99 and is seven girthy inches in length.

So,

For apparently just tossing it in the street without even bothering to check on the nearest location of a Brown County Dildo Recycling center.

For leaving it on the road instead of sticking it in a box where it belongs.

For improperly disposing of something with a purple helmet that’s extremely embarrassing …and it’s not a picture of Brett Favre from his last two seasons.

We are proud to name the devious unidentified Dildo Dumper of Green Bay as our Rick and Len Show....WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:54 am Comment On This Post

mar 14th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…whomever put complaints about us in the suggestion box at a local yacht manufacturers that lead to us being banned in their work place. If you missed us talking about this earlier in the week, the person’s complaint resulted in the yacht manufacturer printing this in their newsletter; “Notice: The radio station, WAPL will no longer be played in the morning between 6 and 10am when Rick and Len are on due to offensive and inappropriate commentary”.

So,

For jamming that complaint box like he's Charlie Sheen and it's a $10 hooker.

For actions that have resulted in his co-workers now being forced to endure country, Murphy or something else that's harder to listen to than Bernie Sanders rapping Kanye songs.

And for complaining about us instead of doing what most guys who hate us do…continue listening because the sound of our voices is the only thing that makes them hard. (You know, maybe he has a point!)

We are proud to name the guy who complained about his to his boss getting us banned from his workplace as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:36 am Comment On This Post

mar 14th


February 29th Village of Germantown
Police received a report that a motorist in a Ford Escape was mooning other motorists through their sunroof. Police responded to the vehicle owner's address and questioned the passenger, who said he put his head through the sunroof to say hello to a friend and that the caller must've mistaken his head for his naked butt.

March 13th City of Sheboygan
Police responded to a report of a man drunk in church and creating a disturbance at St. Paul's.

February 25th Town of Menasha
A 26-year-old woman was cited after she had repeatedly called 911 throughout the night for a variety of circumstances. Each time officers and paramedics arrived at her address, the woman refused to answer the door.

February 27th Town of Menasha
A resident called police as he was upset the neighborhood kids were playing football in the road in front of his home. The man stated some of the kids will sit down in his driveway and periodically they will go into yards to retrieve errant passes. The officer told the man that as long as the kids were not obstructing traffic he was not going to stop them from playing football.

March 9th. City of Green Bay
Police were called to a home where a man was trying to stick various things in his mouth including a phone charger.

March 13th City of Sheboygan
Officers responded to a complaint from the BP station where the guy who was drunk in church earlier was now sitting on some milk crates after shoplifting.

March 10th Town of Cameron
A service station employee called police and reported a drunken man in the business. The employee told officers he threw the man out after he tried to drink the store's beer.

March 26th Village of Hilbert
Police found a man and woman sleeping in the truck that was running with its lights on. The man was uncooperative and wearing boxer shorts and his pants were on the dashboard.

March 7th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police received a report of a woman wearing only black-and-white pajamas chasing a man down the street.

March 5th Village of Pewaukee
Police were called about an unidentified couple in their mid-20s who reportedly used a counterfeit $50 bill to pay for $20 worth of Girl Scout cookies.

March 7th City of Oak Creek
Police responded to Game Stop, after an employee called 911 to report an "unruly" customer was banging on the door and yelling to be let in at 11:40 p.m. An officer spoke to the customer, who stated he was told he could pick up a video game that was going to be released at midnight. An employee told police there was some confusion over the pick-up time but allowed the customer to come into the store and pick it up.
posted by: Rick and Len at 9:50 am Comment On This Post

mar 7th


March 2nd City of Marshfield
A man called police and reported he ordered a gold tooth, valued at $31.49, from a California company, but the company shipped the tooth to the wrong address. An officer contacted the resident where the tooth was delivered, but the resident claimed he had no knowledge of any gold tooth.

February 17th City of Menasha
An anonymous caller on Ninth Street reported it sounded like someone was building something by sawing wood and dragging it around. Officers spoke to the resident who stated they were just making smoothies, but REFUSED to show officers the smoothie maker.

March 5th City of Oshkosh
Police were called to Target where a man was masturbating while wandering around the store.

February 23rd City of Neenah
A Haylett Street caller called police and reported she's being harassed by someone via text messages regarding a baby quilt she made and wants the harassment to stop.

February 26th City of Marshfield
An employee of a local business reported that at a 31-year-old man called the company and threatened to show up and harm staff if they didn't stop mailing him paperwork. The man said that by mailing him paperwork, the company is wasting paper causing too many trees to be cut down. When told that company policy is to send out certain forms by mail, the man said he was going to place the employee and other staff members in a wooden box and sink them in the Wisconsin River.

March 3rd City of Sheboygan
Police were called after a drunk man fell off his seat on the bus when it turned onto Michigan Avenue and he didn't seem to notice.

February 22nd Village of Germantown
Police responded to a grocery store after a caller reported someone was throwing rocks off the roof. Officers found a female on the roof, and the Fire Department responded to assist her off the roof safely. It is unclear why the woman was on the roof or why she felt the need to throw rocks at customers.

February 29th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported a possible prowler in a pickup sitting in front of their house. The caller said it was the second day the pickup was there. A responding officer discovered the driver was just a guy eating his lunch before going to school.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

mar 4th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week... Dylan VanCamp, the 22-year-old Merrill man accused to water boarding his girlfriend in an effort to get her to confess to cheating on him. According to the police report, VanCamp became jealous when he discovered his girlfriend, who he had been dating for about a month, was using social media to speak with a guy she had known for quite some time, and decided to use waterboarding as a means to find out if there was anything more going on.

So,

For not realizing that while the final judgment may not be in as to what kind of Vice President Dick Cheney was, nobody ever suggested he was a great relationship counselor.

For not understanding that it might have been more appropriate to use the old Chinese water torture since VanCamp himself appears to be a real drip. 

For apparently misunderstanding when someone told him it's not unusual to get a little board with every relationship.

We are proud to name Dylan VanCamp of Merrill, who stands accused of waterboarding his girlfriend to find out if she was cheating on him as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:15 pm Comment On This Post

mar 4th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week... Dylan VanCamp, the 22-year-old Merrill man accused to water boarding his girlfriend in an effort to get her to confess to cheating on him. According to the police report, VanCamp became jealous when he discovered his girlfriend, who he had been dating for about a month, was using social media to speak with a guy she had known for quite some time, and decided to use waterboarding as a means to find out if there was anything more going on.

So,

For not realizing that while the final judgment may not be in as to what kind of Vice President Dick Cheney was, nobody ever suggested he was a great relationship counselor.

For not understanding that it might have been more appropriate to use the old Chinese water torture since VanCamp himself appears to be a real drip. 

For apparently misunderstanding when someone told him it's not unusual to get a little board with every relationship.

We are proud to name Dylan VanCamp of Merrill, who stands accused of waterboarding his girlfriend to find out if she was cheating on him as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:15 pm Comment On This Post

mar 2nd


February 16th City of Bayside
A male was arrested for disorderly conduct after a 911 call reporting "a naked man humping" in a car behind a business. The man drove away but returned to the same location a short time later where he told police he had taken off his clothes because he was hot from work. The man also admitted he might have "humped the back seat."

February 25th St. Croix County, Wisconsin
Charges were brought against a 65-year-old Spring Valley man related to an incident that happened last summer. According to investigators, the man accidentally killed a neighbor’s horse when a bowling ball he shot out of a cannon during a 4th of July celebration crashed through the roof of a barn a half mile away and hit the animal in the head. The man admitted to police he shot a total of 10 bowling balls and 10 bowling pins out of the cannon that day.

February 20th City of Neenah
A Byrd Avenue woman called 911 to ask for the phone number for Rogan's Shoes. The woman told police there was no emergency, but she sounded very confused.

February 14th City of Neenah
A caller on Professional Plaza called police to report a female keeps walking into her apartment unwelcome and unannounced. She wanted the woman to be told she can't just walk into people's apartments.

February 11th Town of Menasha
An 18-year-old man was arrested for first offense OWI after he was stopped and told officers that he had just “smoked a bowl".

February 17th City of Cudahy
A 51-year-old man was cited after he refused to leave a home and defecated on the balcony. According to police reports, "this seems to be an ongoing issue" between the man and the homeowner. The homeowner welcomes the man, "the two of them drink until both are highly intoxicated," then the 51-year-old man does his thing and calls police to have his guest removed. This was the fifth such incident in the past three months.

February 12th City of Greendale
A female wearing a black coat and a black fur hat shoplifted a hot pink-colored stripper pole at Southridge Mall and fled with the stripper pole in a red Nissan Altima with tinted windows.

February 14th City of Glendale
Police responded to a report of two girls, 15 and 16, causing a disturbance by yelling and fighting near the food court at the mall. When security told the girls they had to leave or police would be called, one said, "I don't give a crap. They ain't arresting me." Police were called and the girl was arrested.

February 27th City of Sheboygan
Police responded to a report of a disturbance on North 13th Street where a man was cutting stuffed animals with a knife.

February 23rd City of Sheboygan
A Sibley Court resident called police for assistance after his drunk wife fell off her chair and he couldn't pick her up and put her back on her chair by himself.

February 22nd City of Sheboygan
A North 4th Street man with swollen genitalia called police.

February 25th Waupaca County
The sheriff's department investigated a report of an elderly person tapping someone with their cane.

Feb 19 City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police responded to an apartment for a complaint that an individual had their television on and was playing their pornography way too loud.
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