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apr 21st 2014

April 20th City of Sheboygan
Police were called by a resident who spotted a person throwing something in the river. A responding officer found the person in question was throwing a hook and line into river…and fishing.

April 4th City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report that a couple days ago there was a wooden duck on her porch and didn’t know where it came from. Now, she said, there is a large yellow bag filled with human hair on her doorstep.

April 19th Town of Beaver Dam
An anonymous caller reported a 20-year-old man “having relations” with a12-year-old girl in Crystal Lake Park. Responding officers found the couple were actually both adults and were found in the act of…playing Frisbee golf.

April 10th Village of Elm Grove
A resident called police to report she had a duck in her living room. The woman called back before police arrived to say she had placed a trail of crackers leading to the front door, and the duck Followed the trail and left.

April 17th City of Fox Lake
A 25-year-old woman called police to report being kicked in the side and back by her boyfriend's mother.

April 12th City of Brookfield
Police were called to T.J Maxx where a man was screaming and crying. The man told police he was upset because he couldn’t find his purse. Once police helped the man locate his purse, he was very happy that nothing inside it was missing.

April 19th Town of Rubicon
A caller reported seeing an intoxicated 39-year-old man sitting in a ditch outside of a truck and throwing things at a house.

April 15th City of Shawano
Police responded to a South Main Street resident's Call reporting his neighbors' loud Mexican polka music. The caller told police the neighbors really had the Mexican polka music "cranked".

April 4th City of Waukesha
A McDonald’s employee called police to report a man was threatening other customers with a cup of coffee.

April 17th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report that people she lived with damaged her Easter Lily.

February 25th Village of Plover
A man was sentenced for his 10th drunk driving conviction. According to the criminal complaint, the man was arrested when police found him in his truck with its motor running in a gas station parking lot with an open can of beer between his legs and a 12-pack next to him. When police woke the man and asked him if he knew where he was, he told them he was in Fayetteville, Arkansas.

April 14th City of Beaver Dam
A woman at Culver’s called police and reported a dead dog in the roadway. The "dead dog" turned out, in fact, to be a sandbag holding down a "street closed" sign.

April 19th City of Sheboygan
A driver on Highway 28 from Cascade called police to report seeing a truck pulling a trailer holding a 4-wheeler with a child riding atop of it.

April 17th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police responded to a report of children attempting to kick sleeping ducks.

April 12th City of Waupun
A man called police to report he woke up to find a portable toilet with a dead cat in it on his lawn.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:48 am Comment On This Post

apr 14th 2014

April 2nd City of Elm Grove
A Walgreens employee called police and reported that a customer who told him she had just arrived by satellite was waving a screwdriver around in what appeared to be a threatening manner. When an officer arrived, the woman told him he looked nice but that she was not threatening anyone with her screwdriver. The woman then told the officer she would now be leaving on her satellite.

April 7th City of Oshkosh
Police responded to a report of a shot accidentally fired during struggle in an apartment over an AK-47 assault rifle. Three men were charged in connection with the incident. One of the men told police that he had done a “decent amount of cocaine” that night because he was “into cocaine and white women.”

March 31st City of Waukesha
Police were called to a home where a woman reported that her microwave exploded on her. Police found the explosion just a popping sound made by the potatoes in her beef stew.

April 6th city of Shawano
A South Union Street woman called police to report that after she told her downstairs neighbor she should change her cats' litter box more often, the woman sent her a nasty text message.

March 17th City of Delafield
Employees at the PDQ food store called police to report a 29-year-old man who was acting unusual in the store. When police arrived, the man was sitting in his car dancing to music. His vehicle was stopped, and he passed a field sobriety test. There was no evidence of controlled substance use, and he was warned for a signal violation.

April 7th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A judge sentenced a 31-year-old Marshfield man to five days in jail after the man drove drunk…to his alcohol assessment class.

April 5th City of Marshfield
A 25-year-old Lac du Flambeau woman was caught in the act of taking a bag of pistachio nuts. An employee of the store confronted the woman and the nuts were recovered.

March 22nd Town of Jackson
Police responded to a report of a domestic squabble at an apartment building. When they arrived, they were told that the fight began when the man came home intoxicated and asked the woman to marry him and she became angry because she needed to get up for work in three hours.

April 6th City of Waupun
Police were called to Walgreens where a customer was trying to return a gallon of milk but had no receipt. When he was denied, the man got mad, threw the gallon of milk down and left the store in a huff.

March 25th City of Chilton
Police responded to a report of a suspicious situation on East Walnut Street where "pajama bottoms and girly pictures" were found above a ceiling tile in the bathroom of a school.

March 30th City of Menasha
A man on Racine Street reported that someone tried to steal his business sign. He confronted the would-be thief who said he was stealing it for a bet and put the sign down.

April 7th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A driver called police to report seeing a hitchhiker who was making obscene gestures at passing cars.

April 6th City of Marshfield
Police were called to break up an altercation at the movie theater. A 40-year-old man was at a movie with his son during which he told the responding officer that someone seated behind him kept bumping into the back of his seat, about five times. He said that he told them to stop but it continued. The man admitted to throwing some popcorn at the woman behind him after, or at about the same time, he allegedly was punched or backhanded with an open hand against the left side of his mouth by the 67-year-old woman. The man confronted the man seated with the 67-year-old woman and grabbed the man’s shirt collar pulling him towards the front of the theater.

March 31st City of Franklin
A resident called police to report someone had vomited in their gas tank.

April 8 City of Beaver Dam
A man called police to report that the neighbor woman was up on the roof of her house swearing down at him and his kids.

March 9th Town of Jackson
An employee of the Comfort Inn called police to report that guests had refused to stop smoking in a room and needed to be removed. She also told police that when employees knocked on the door to tell the people they had to leave, a woman replied, “I want to get high first”.

April 3rd City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported someone selling meat came to her father's home, entered the house, sat on the floor, used the bathroom and asked for a drink of water.

April 5th City of Greenfield
A resident called 911 to report that he thinks his neighbors are "hiding something" because they refused to allow him to take some branches they had on their property. He was cited for misuse of 911.

April 4th City of Stevens Point
Police arrested a shoplifter after he was caught in the act of attempting to steal underwear, chewing gum, jumbo steaks, energy drinks and Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

April 8th Town of Beaver Dam
A resident contacted police to report that a man came to his house last night and took all his clothes because he owed the man $80. The man told him he had until tomorrow to pay up or else.

March 31st Town of Menasha
An officer was requested to assist in the retrieval of a sewing machine that had been loaned to a person on Happy Valley Drive who was now refusing to return it. The officer spoke with the borrower, who initially was hesitant to identify herself, and ultimately refused to return the sewing machine or divulge its current location.

April 2nd City of Portage
Police were called to Wal-Mart where three women were yelling and swearing so loud in the pharmacy section that could be heard in the lawn and garden department.

April 7th Wood County
A driver called police to report that every morning the same man at the same intersection makes the same obscene gesture at him.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post

apr 11th 2014

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Shannon C. Baily, a 30-year-old West Virginia man who was arrested this week after he moved to Wisconsin allegedly ….to stalk a girl. (Can we kick that up a notch? Sure.) He moved to Wisconsin allegedly ….to stalk a girl… who is 13-years-old! (Still not bad enough for you? How about this?) He moved to Wisconsin allegedly ….to stalk a girl…who is 13-years-old……and reportedly terminally ill!!!

Like she and her parents don’t already have enough to worry about without his creeper-ass poking his nose where it is neither needed nor wanted.


For stalking a terminally ill girl which is enough to make you wonder “Who’s really the sick one here?”.

For proving once again that when it comes to our fine state, WTF doesn’t just stand for Wisconsin Tourism Foundation.

And for doing something even creepier than the thought of getting fingered by Larry McCarren.

We are proud to name Shannon C. Baily, the man who was arrested this week after he moved to Wisconsin allegedly to stalk a 13-year-old girl who is terminally ill as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

apr 7th 2014

April 3rd City of Marshfield
Police responded to a report from a Buyer’s Guide employee of telephone abuse. The employee reported receiving numerous vulgar voice mail messages from a 55-year-old man who did not receive a Buyers’ Guide newspaper.

March 28th City of Stevens Point
A caller told police that members of the household found a 38-year-old man sleeping on their couch. Police determined the man had sleep-walked to their house and had no idea how he’d gotten there.

March 31st City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man reported his neighbor was drunk, pounding on his door and threatening to harm him. The drunken neighbor later called saying he was angry that someone was drilling holes into his walls.

March 30th City of Waupun
A man driving by Main and Bly streets called police to report he saw a man in black digging through the garbage bin out by the curb. A responding officer discovered the man was just looking for his fiancé’s grandmother’s obituary.

March 28th City of Oak Creek
Police were called after a woman at Kohl’s Department Store told a boy repeatedly that his shoelaces were untied. The boy’s mother told the woman they would take care of it, but as they were leaving the store the woman said “I’ll show you what happens if you don’t tie your shoes,” and then stepped on the boy’s shoelaces, causing him to trip into his mother. The boy was not injured.

March 25th City of Waukesha
Police were called because a woman reported her UPS package was stolen off her front porch. The UPS website said it was signed for by “Shrek.”

March 22nd City of Glendale
A man was arrested for drunken driving and refusal to take a breath test after he was seen driving erratically. An officer followed him with lights and siren but the man kept driving. When he finally pulled over and the officer pulled up behind him, he backed into the squad car, but there was no damage. Just then his phone rang and the man grabbed a garage door opener, put it to his ear and said, “Hello, hello.”

March 23rd City of Shorewood
A man was arrested for theft of three registration stickers he cut from license plates. The man, who was already intoxicated at noon, was asked how long he’d been drinking. The man replied, “Since 1976.”
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:38 am Comment On This Post

apr 4th 2014

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Fond du Lac police officer Melissa Sprangers, who, documents obtained by The Fond du Lac Reporter this week, revealed was involved in THREE squad car crashes in a year.

On November 15, 2012, Officer Sprangers reportedly struck a parked car while driving inattentively.

On March 3, 2013, according to the documents, Sprangers was involved in a crash in which she was at fault for driving too fast for conditions when her squad car slid through an intersection and was struck by another vehicle that had the right of way.

And then, on November 1st of last year, Officer Sprangers, who was not wearing a seat belt at the time, collided with another police vehicle as she was driving at what seems to be an unsafe speed in response to a call for backup, totaling both squad cars.


For making a mess of more squad cars than a dozen powder sugar donuts with triple jelly.

For trying to be Cagney when she should probably keep her ass in the passenger seat like Lacey.

And for proving that while justice is said to be blind, it doesn’t mean police officers are allowed to drive with their eyes closed.

We are proud to name Fond du Lac police officer Melissa Sprangers as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:48 am Comment On This Post

mar 17th 2014

The person pictured above is NOT the heinous duck feeding criminal mentioned in the account below.

February 24th City of Neenah
A caller on Jean Street reported that a man was feeding ducks in his backyard. An officer contacted the man and advised him he was violating an ordinance. The officer returned later to take photos of the ducks and the sunflower seeds that were spread across the yard as evidence of the alleged duck feeding.

March 10th Village of Nekoosa
A woman called police and reported she went to a fast food restaurant to get food for her and her children. The woman told police she waited 10 to 15 minutes and still didn’t have her food!

March 9th City of Brookfield
A resident on Royalcrest Drive called police because she heard her husband yell, “Stop, I have a gun,”. The man told police he believed a man with a hat was trying enter his second-story bedroom, but then he realized it was just a figment of his imagination.

March 5th City of Menasha
A guidance counselor called police to report a kindergarten student brought a butter knife to school and was threatening to use it to cut other students.

March 3rd City of Germantown
A resident called police just before midnight to report his neighbor owed him $2.39 for some milk he had bought her but she would not answer her door or pay him back. The officer told the caller that police would not be attempting contact with the neighbor due to the time of night, and the caller became upset. The officer then explained it was a civil issue and due to the circumstances, police cannot make the woman repay him.

March 4th City of Brookfield
Police responded to a complaint that a resident was shoveling snow into the road. When told by officers that he needed to remove the snow from the street, the man reportedly responded, “Where am I supposed to put it, up my ass?” He eventually moved the snow to the edge of the road.

March 12th City of Shawano
Police were called to a location on Highway 22 were a staff member reported seeing a man open mouth kissing his own mother and felt it was inappropriate.

March 1st City of Waukesha
A resident called police to report hearing female voices screaming and thought it was a domestic incident. Responding officers found it was just the children who live in her residence and some of their friends screaming while playing a game where they run outside without their shoes on to see who could stand in the snow barefoot the longest.

March 13th City of Shawano
Officers responded to a call from a daycare center on Olson Street. A child at the daycare center reportedly threw a plastic lizard that struck another child.

March 7th City of Greenfield
A resident called police dispatch to report a woman was driving an unlicensed scooter on the wrong side of the street while walking a dog on a leash making the dog run alongside her so fast that it doesn’t have time to urinate.

February 28th City of Waupun
A woman called police to report her daughter is receiving text messages from a man claiming to be Jeffery Dahmer and threatening to come and see her.

February 27th City of Waukesha
Police responded to an apartment after a caller reported hearing a domestic disturbance in a neighboring apartment. Police discovered no domestic disturbance, just residents watching “Dr. Phil with the volume turned way up.”
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:34 am Comment On This Post

mar 10th 2014

March 5th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report seeing “a man in a scary clown mask”.

February 7th Town of Jackson
Officers were dispatched to investigate a Jeep that was driving into a 7 foot snow pile. They found said snow pile but the Jeep was no longer driving into it, having become stuck on top of it.  When an officer asked the 20-year-old driver why he drove his Jeep on to the snow pile, the man responded, “Because it’s a Jeep”.

March 7th City of Marshfield
Police responded to a report of a suspicious customer at a convenience store. A female employee reported an unknown man in his early 20s came into the store to purchase alcohol and asked the employee to come into the bathroom with him.

March 6th Town of Grand Rapids
A woman called police and reported an unknown man left Valentine’s Day candy at her door.

March 1st Town of Grand Rapids
A woman reported to police that people came into her house and sat on her sofa and wouldn’t leave.

February 25th City of Brookfield
Police responded to a report of a woman who chained a suitcase to a pole in front of Barnes & Noble. She told security personnel there were no bombs in it, went in the mall, then returned to unchain it and walked away. When police caught up with the woman, she told them she just didn’t want to bring her suitcase into the mall.

February 25th City of Brookfield
Police were called to a home where a man locked his girlfriend and their baby out of their home because when she went to the store she bought him soda instead of cigarettes.

February 23rd City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report that her mother took her sweaters and some dresses from her apartment because she thought the outfits were “too sexy” for her to be wearing.

March 5th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported four teenagers standing in a doorway and swearing at people.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

mar 7th 2014

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…the 17-year-old Appleton boy who police say robbed an elderly man early Thursday morning after the two were involved in a car crash. The two drivers’ cars reportedly collided at the intersection of East Glendale Avenue and North Oneida Streets in Appleton. While the 76-year-old driver was examining the damage, the 17-year-old allegedly hit the elderly man in the chest, took a large amount of cash out of the man’s wallet and fled.


For apparently being just as bad a person as he is a driver.

For slamming into an old man and then making off with a large sum of money…which I believe is what most of Hugh Hefner’s recent ex-girlfriends have done.

And for not understanding that hitting old people with your car and taking their money is no way to rob the elderly. That’s what insurance policies that advertise on late night TV are for.

We are proud to name the 17-year-old Appleton driver who allegedly robbed an elderly man after they were involved in a collision as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:21 am Comment On This Post

mar 7th 2014


10. He could share a ride on the Zippin’ Pippin with area religious figure like Aaron Rodgers.

9. He could help defeat the forces of evil and vanquish the satanic minions…when they come up from Chicago to play at Lambeau.

8. He could perform the world’s greatest miracle by creating a hat big enough to fit Tom Milbourn’s head.

7. Just as Jesus turned water into wine, could participate in sacred local tradition of turning beer into urine.

6. He could teach that St. Vince dude some manners by showing him you take the big post hole digger hat off when you’re sitting in front of people at the game.

5. If he can polish off the 93 ounce Gilbert Burger at Champion’s Sports Bar He gets a free autographed picture of former Packer Gilbert Brown.

4. Could get drivers on 41, 43, and 172 to use their directionals and drive the speed limit and that, my friends, would be a miracle.

3. He could try to heal the lame, and what could be more lame than the WIXX morning show.

2. Just as Jesus fed the multitudes with just a loaf of bread and a couple fish, He could try to feed everyone at Paul’s Pantry with just the meat from Brown County Supervisor Guy Zima’s pants.

1. Hey, somebody’s going to have to cut the ribbon at the grand opening of the new downtown Wal-Mart on Broadway.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

mar 6th 2014

A guy got tossed off both Twitter and Vine this week for posting pics of himslef having sex with a Hot Pocket. No, seriously! Why? Well....


10. They are already filled with chicken or beef. Why not add sausage?

9. Wanted to see what it was like doing it with Lindsey Lohan so stuck his junk in the first thing he could find that was crusty and full of its own cheese.

8. Why should old socks, warm apple pies and cantaloupes with holes cut in them have all the fun?

7. He couldn’t hump a ham sandwich because he’s Jewish.

6. If he was going to hump a COLD pocket, he might as well be married.

5. Says right on the box they are “irresistibly hot” which is the same way you would describe Kate Upton, therefore having sex with a Hot Pocket is just like having sex with a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model.   

4. They sort of look like a vagina…but only if you squint real hard and have only seen really deformed vaginas.

3. Trying to get back at his ex-girlfriend whom he caught in the act with a Subway Five Dollar Foot-Long.

2. If he’d humped a corn dog people would have thought he was gay.

And the number one reason for humping a Hot Pocket…

1. It’s got to be better than eating one!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:29 am Comment On This Post

feb 14th 2014

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week….34-year-old Sharquon Liggins of Racine. Liggins was arrested Monday by an officer responding to a report from a driver of a man throwing meat as passing vehicles.  When police got to the scene, they found frozen pork ribs in the roadway and scattered across all four lanes of traffic. It’s estimated that there approximately 15 to 20 frozen pork ribs in the road. The investigating officer located a plastic grocery bag with more frozen pork ribs in a front yard nearby — and determined Liggins lived at that home. When the officer asked Liggins why he was throwing meat into the road, Liggins reportedly replied that he “thought it was funny.”


For coming up with the most amusing use of pork since ten years ago when disgraced Winnebago County District Attorney Joe Paulus used it as a verb. (audio - "I was porking her and loving it!" - Paulus)

For using his pork as projectiles when he should be spending Valentine’s week makin’ bacon.

And for being responsible for the worst waste of a rib since the one God took from Adam.

We are proud to name alleged pork rib flinger Sharqon Liggins of Racine as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:56 am Comment On This Post

feb 10th 2014

January 29th City of Neenah
Police were called to a Green Street residence where they cited a 19-year-old man with property damage and disorderly conduct after he allegedly hit another man with a vacuum cleaner.

February 2nd City of Hales Corners
A man called police to ask an officer to respond to Confucius Restaurant because they put his sauce upside-down in his to-go bag and sauce spilled all over his car. The man was upset because the manager refused to do anything about it when he complained, so he wanted police to go to the restaurant first "before the cops are called on him." The caller was advised it was a civil matter and did not warrant police intervention.

February 1st City of Marshfield
A 24-year-old man was cited for second offense drunken driving after he was found sleeping in his vehicle in the Taco Bell drive-thru. The vehicle was running and in drive when police found the man. It is not clear whether or not the man received his Taco Bell order before being taken to the police station for a blood draw.

February 6th City of Shawano
Police responded to a report of an alleged domestic dispute at a residence on East Lieg Avenue. A woman at the residence told police her husband had thrown a soda at the wall, tossed a rabbit cage and bent her wallet.

February 5th City of Shawano
A 911 call that is believed to be a pocket dial was received. According to the police record, the 911 dispatcher heard a man talking to someone named Scotty and belching very loudly.

February 2nd City of Portage
A man called 911 and told police he had outstanding warrants and wanted to be taken to jail. When police arrived, the man gave them a false name. Per his wishes, he was taken to jail on the warrants and also on a charge of obstructing an officer for lying about his name.

February 3rd City of Waupun
A woman at Our Bar on East Main Street called police to report concrete was poured down the toilet and she knows who did it.

February 1st City of Beaver Dam
A man told police a group of woman approached him at Wall-Mart and one of the woman used her phone as a “kiss cam.”

February 1st City of Beaver Dam
A resident called police because a man on East Main Street was yelling at another man to leave. When police arrived, a 35-year-old man said he was invited over to the other man’s house. The man at the residence said the other man was NOT invited over to his house.

January 29th Town of Jackson
A man called police to complain that his 28-year-old stepson was intoxicated, disorderly, and refusing to sleep in the basement. The officers found the son sleeping on the couch in the main level. The man complained that he had swine flu because of how cold it is in the basement. Much of what the man said didn’t make sense because of his intoxication but he INSISTED that the responding officer check out the basement for himself so he could see just how cold it was. The officer went down to the basement where he found the man's marijuana stash and paraphernalia in plain view, earning the man two citations.

January 25th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a disturbance where neighbors were arguing about where a snow plow driver was moving snow. One resident said the plow driver tried to run his wife over. The caller later admitted he was upset the plow was pushing snow to his side of the street so his wife stood in front of the plow as it was trying to clean a driveway. The residents were advised on their behavior and told to let the snowplow driver do his job.

February 3rd City of Waukesha
A man at Price Point Inn called police because he believes someone was in his room. The man told police he found a clump of hair. Police, could not find any signs of forced entry but reported that the floor was "filthy."

January 28th City of Brookfield
Two women were arrested at Party City after one woman reportedly distracted employees while the other concealed items. When police arrived, they found the women, ages 21 and 25, attempting to leave the store with a variety of Justin Bieber merchandise.

February 2nd City of Brookfield
Police were called to the Factory Card Outlet where two 24 year old woman were caught in the act of attempting to steal $66 of cups, plates, napkins, balloons, bags and invitations all bearing the likeness of Justin Bieber that they told officers they wanted to use for a Super Bowl party.

January 27th City of Brookfield
A man called police to report that the neighbors below him were pounding on their ceiling. Police contacted the neighbors, who said they were just trying to tell him to "shut up" because he was talking on the phone so loudly they couldn't hear their television.

January 26th city of Cudahy
A 53-year-old woman was cited for disorderly conduct. The woman reportedly confronted her 26-year-old son and his girlfriend. According to the woman's husband "there was some tension about hockey tickets and who was going to use them." The son accused his mother of pushing his girlfriend. The mother denied pushing her, but "stated she did push her son just to show him how she would push someone."
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:28 am Comment On This Post

feb 7th 2014

Image: Wikipedia Commons

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week...heroin users. Yes, heroin users.
Now, while we realize that drug addiction is a disease and isn't an easy thing to people are doing more and more heroin. Heroin!

From 2000 to 2007, our state averaged 29 overdose deaths related to heroin use.
in 2012, we had 93...and last year, there were 199 deaths from heroin in Wisconsin. 199 of our people OD'ed on horse, junk, black tar, smack.

Whatever you call it, that is just plain stupid.

So, for ignoring the heroin lessons our nation learned through the 60's and 70's, when drug-related crimes skyrocketed, children had to play in needle littered parks and entire neighborhoods ended up as mere shells of know, kind of like what Detroit looks like now.

For thinking that it's a good idea to use heroin to catch a buzz...when these days you can get your hands on all kinds of high grade and realtively harmless marijuana...all for the price of a bus ticket to Colorado..

And for apparently never watching TV, listening to a radio or reading news on the internet because they're so busy jamming needles in their arms that they missed the news about all the celebrity ODs...and for never watching that scene in that olne movie which shows what happens when you do too much get recklessly driven to an apartment where the guy who played the deformed kid in Mask has to ram an adreleline shot right through your breastplate.

I mean, really, people? Heroin? Let me put it to you this way...Philip Seymour C'mon, man!

We are, truth be told, not so proud to name area heroin users as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:46 am Comment On This Post

feb 7th 2014
Healthy feet

January 25th - Lake Oswego, Oregon
A woman called police because she became suspicious when she discovered a wet footprint on her front porch. Upon investigation by police, they discovered that the footprint was her own.

February 4th - Miramar, Florida
A charter school went on lockdown and a main road and adjoining side streets were blocked for over two hours after suspicious items discovered in the street in front of the school. Police eventually determined that the suspicious items were several decorative pillows.

January 30th - East Greenwich, Pennsylvania
Authorities are searching for a man who tried to rob a Hallmark store.  According to  police,  the suspect presented the store's cashier with a Hallmark birthday card in which he had written his own lovely sentiment. Written inside of it were these words..."Give me all the money or I will kill you." Unfortunately for the criminal wordsmith, the store cashier was unimpressed - that person called another employee over, and the suspect ran off without any money.

January 25th - Dutch Harbor, Alaska
A man called police and reported his television remote had been stolen the previous day. An officer responded to the victim’s residence and quickly located a remote in the house, but the victim advised the officer that the remote he found was his back-up remote and his primary remote which had clearly been stolen since he was unable to find it. According to police, the matter is not under investigation.

January 16th - Strongsville, Ohio
Police were called to Chase Bank after a woman demanded $10,000 and threatened to put a curse on the employees if they did not give her the money. The woman, who was a former customer, said the curse involved both a stomach illness and "constant diarrhea." When police arrived, the woman was gone. However, when she returned the following day, for the $10,000 or to enact her curse, the woman was arrested by police. No word on whether her stomach flu spell worked.

January 1st - Jensen Beach, Florida
A 30-year-old man was arrested October 1 in the drive-thru of the Taco Bell. Deputies arrived to find him either passed out or sleeping — and smelling of booze — with his foot on the truck’s gas pedal. According to police, when they asked the man for his I.D., he handed the officers a taco.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:40 am Comment On This Post

feb 3rd 2014
January 29th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported he bought cigarettes and gas from a service station, and the attendant was mean to him.

January 25th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported her boyfriend bit her and stole her cigarettes.

January 26th Town of Menasha
A 28-year-old man on West Wilson Avenue man was cited for loud music after neighbors called police. The man told officers he was “livin’ it up” because he did not have his child. He was upset the neighbors called police and said that he was the scapegoat for other issues. The man became agitated with officers, swore and crumpled up the ticket and threw it on the floor.

January 25th City of Greenfield
A man called police from the Aldi parking lot to report he had blocked in a driver after she almost struck him while she was talking on her cellphone. The woman in the car also called police to report a man was standing outside her car door and screaming at her.

January 20th City of Waukesha
A woman called 911 to report her boyfriend was "bugging her". A responding officer found the "bugging" that led to the emergency call was the result of the two having a disagreement about what to watch on television.

January 10th Town of Brookfield
A representative from a business that sells custom made clothing for clergymen called police to report that a man who bought four priest's cassocks and bishop's cape paid for the vestments with a stolen credit card.

January 20th City of Greenfield
A male suspect entered Subway, implied he had a weapon in his pocket and attempted to rob the business. The suspect, who was wearing a dark hoodie, blue surgical mask and some type of bandana over his eyes, took a black vegetable container before fleeing the business.
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jan 24th 2014

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the alleged drunk driver who reportedly struck a 56-year-old Manitowoc cyclist Monday and continued driving home with his victim stuck in the windshield of his car, eventually parking the car in his garage with the dude still stuck in the windshield.


For being harder to stop than Colin Kaepernick facing the Packer defense.

For allegedly hitting the guy so hard, the victim is just lucky that the last thing to go through his head wasn’t his butthole.

For reportedly continuing to drive despite having a view more obstructed than a theatergoer sitting behind Tom Milbourn.

We are proud to name the alleged drunk driver who continued to drive home with the cyclist he just hit stuck in his windshield as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
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jan 21st 2014
The Jets Kellen Winslow Jr. was arrested in November for possession of synthetic marijuana. Now it comes out that has allegedly masturbating in his automobile in a Target parking lot at the time. Winslow explained yesterday that he wasn't masturbating, just changing his clothes...with two empty jars of Vaseline in the front console. Riiiiight!


10. Roughing the li’l passer.

9. Committing illegal use of hands.

8. Beating his opponent off the line.

7. Committing a personal foul.

6. Doing a pump fake.

5. Muffing his own punt.

4. Pounding it right up the middle

3. Engaging in illegal motion downfield.

2. Running a short AND curly route.

1. Getting the ball off just in time.
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jan 20th 2014

January 11th City of Beaver Dam
Police responded to a call from the employee of the Community Library reporting a 51-year-old man was bathing in the restroom. The responding officer spoke to the man who explained he was just cleaning up after pooping his pants.

January 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report someone with a loud radio was smoking “weed” and “hacking up a lung”.

January 16th Town of Grand Rapids
Police responded to a report of a man standing in a driveway and yelling at a house.

January 10th City of Waukesha
A woman called 911 to complain to police that she is “tired of being controlled by Tom Cruise and Will Smith".

January 10th City of Waukesha
A concerned father called police to report his ex-wife was “putting an Irish/Native American curse on his daughter.”

January 7th City of Waukesha
A man was arrested after running through an apartment building, kicking doors and screaming. According to callers, the man was screaming, “I have weapons, I have ammo.” Another caller said the man was yelling that he was going to use the ammo and weapons to protect everybody from the blizzard conditions.

December 20th Town of Jackson in Wood County
Police received a call from people concerned about a 23-year-old man who was talking to a snowman an oranges.

January 16th Town of Beaver Dam
Police were called to check on a 31-year-old man who drank a large quantity of whiskey and threw himself into a snowbank.
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jan 17th 2014

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week… Sheboygan Falls School District Administrator Jean Born who suspended two brother’s from the basketball team for their big game against rival Plymouth because when posing for a picture for the Sheboygan Falls News, one pointed with his index fingers while the other held up three fingers like so many NBA players do when they make a three-pointer. (see above)

Born suspended them because she and some parents think those were gang signs. The boys only posed that way after the Sheboygan Falls News photographer told them to act goofy. Responding to criticism that Born probably wouldn’t have taken the gestures for gang signs if the students were…I don’t know…white, Superintendent Born stated “This decision that was made here for these students has absolutely nothing, nothing to do with their race.”


For apparently not knowing a gang sign from a gangbang.

For being about as knowledgeable about gang signs as Stevie Wonder is about photography.

For claiming the suspensions had nothing to do with race which couldn’t have made me laugh more than if she had made the statement dressed in red fright wig and home of the Whopper undershorts.

And for not just being thankful that a “scandal” involving her students and a photo at least had nothing to do with Brett Favre’s penis.

We are proud to name Sheboygan Falls School Superintendent Jean Born as this week’s Rick and Len….Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

jan 15th 2014

Bank First is putting a new office in the old Paradise Club location...with that in mind, here's some....


If there are chest high smudge marks on the window at the drive-thru…your bank may have been a strip club.

If you have to make your mortgage payment by stuffing singles in the bank manager’s thong…your bank may have been a strip club. 

If your teller is named Destiny and she keeps referring to the vault as “the champagne room” …your bank may have been a strip club.

If the loan officer arranging your loan to buy a Mercedes is herself actually named Mercedes…your bank may have been a strip club.

If they refer to five dollar bills as a ”fin” not because they’re using outdated slang but they all smell like fish…your bank may have been a strip club.

If after cashing your paycheck, the teller gyrates on your lap until you’ve given most of it back…your bank may have been a strip club.

If they have a pole vault…but it’s not the Olympics…your bank may have been a strip club.

If on all the $20 bills they dispense, Andrew Jackson has a boner…your bank was definitely a strip club.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:44 am Comment On This Post