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feb 22nd 2010
Tuesday (2.23) is National Pancake Day at IHOP restaurants. From 7 a.m. to 10 p.m., they'll give you one free short stack of their famous buttermilk pancakes. All they ask is that you consider making a donation to support Children's Hospital through Children's Miracle Network. Num!
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feb 22nd 2010



The Olympics! The thrill of victory! The agony of defeat! The funny looks on the figure skater's faces!

Here's some of the funniest looks on figure skaters faces at the Vancouver Olympics.



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feb 19th 2010

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...18 year old Samuel J. Bain of rural Sheboygan Falls. He's the kid who allegedly attempted to make his grandmother say he didn't have to go to school by putting a "kink" the oxygen hose on her life support system.

So,

For apparently trying to get out of school by committing an act that could get him locked up somewhere that he'll really learn some lessons.

For allegedly putting a "kink" in grandma's oxygen hose, when usually, the only time the word "kink" is used in Sheboygan Falls is when describing why the neighbor man is buying sexy panties for his pig.

And for reportedly doing something that could lead to him getting locked up with a cellmate who will show him how uncomfortable it can be to have a hose in your mouth that you can't breath through.

We are proud to name Samuel J. Bain of Sheboygan Falls as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
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feb 19th 2010
Comic Marc Ryan will join us in the studio Friday morning for the Rick and Len Show.

Marc will be at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton this week. Make your reservations to see him in person by calling 920-734-JOKE!

In the mean time, check him out here on Live at the Improv.



Or check out one Marc's popular "Steve" videos. See more at his site, marcryan.com.

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feb 16th 2010

The President of Haiti gave an interview Monday where he said that it's going to take "1000 trucks moving rubble for 1000 days" before his country can start to rebuild. What's more, they're not sure what to do with all the rubble.




Here's our suggestions.



THINGS TO DO WITH ALL THE RUBBLE FROM HAITI

10. Fill the pot holes at the Daytona Motor Speedway.

9. Move it to Detroit where by comparison it would look like an urban renewal project.

8. Tell Tiger Woods wife the rubble cheated on her. Stand back and watch as she uses a wedge to smash it all into dust.

7. Pile it at the north end of Appleton's Skyline bridge. Tell people it's "art".

6. Convince Amy Winehouse it's crack and give her an enormous pipe.

5. Grind it to a fine powder and ship it to snow challenged Vancouver so Olympians have something to ski on.

4. I don't know but I'm pretty sure Sarah Palin has the solution written on her hand.

3. Sign it to star in sequel to hit movie Valentine's Days since a pile of rocks has the same emotional range as Ashton Kutcher.

2. Soak it in urine. Tell people it's downtown Fond du Lac.

1. Fill the largest, gaping chasm known to man before the Octomom has a chance to squeeze any more kids out of it.

Keep in mind, Haiti still needs our help! One quick, painless way to help is by texting. You can make a $10 donation to the Red Cross by texting the word "Haiti" to the number 90999. Your donation will be simply added to your monthly cell phone bill.

For making contributions on-line:

Click here for Global Giving

Click here for the Red Cross

Click here for Oxfam America

Click here for the World Food Programme



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feb 15th 2010
January 27th Calumet County
A case of trespassing was reported at the intersection
of Steiner & Y. However, it turned out to be just the town assessor taking a nap.

February 5th City of West Allis
Police were called to the Pick N Save where an officer cited a 31-year-old man who reportedly snuck a doughnut into the men's bathroom and ate it.

January 29th Town of Menasha
A man in his 20s approached a home on Lakeshore Drive while carrying a plate of cookies. While speaking with the resident, he was invited inside due to the cold weather. The man began asking personal questions about the residents and made comments about the property. The man eventually left.

January 29th Village of Winneconne
Officers responded to the home of a woman who’d received several obscene phone calls from the same man. While police were at the woman's residence listening to the recorded messages, the man made two additional calls. When police asked why he did that, he told them he did not believe that was making calls filled with obscene suggestions was inappropriate.

February 4th Village of Howard
A 19-year-old woman was arrested at Fleet Farm where she was found concealing Hershey's Nuggets in a diaper bag.

February 1st City of Beaver Dam
Police received a report of suspicious behavior. According to a caller, there was a man on North Spring Street standing outside wearing a ski mask. The 31-year-old man was contacted and he said that he was wearing the ski mask to keep warm while he was standing outside.

January 29th City of Neenah
A Neenah man told police that a woman who stayed with him in a hotel room stole his car, Xanax pills and $35 in cash. He said he awoke at 3:30 a.m. to find the woman and the items gone. The man only knew the woman’s first name and that she frequented the Paradise Club.

January 30th City of Neenah
Police referred a 24-year-old Neenah man on charges of trespassing, damage to property and disorderly conduct after he forcibly broke into the home of his former girlfriend and her boyfriend. The suspect tackled the boyfriend and threatened him with a frying pan. The boyfriend, in turn, armed himself with a hatchet that he kept under a couch cushion for just such situations.

January 21st City of Menasha
Police were called to Wittman Park Lane where a man was dismantling everything in sight in an effort to rid his apartment of bugs that he was actually just hallucinating.
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feb 15th 2010



In response to the e-mail complaint reprinted verbatim below, we are happy to make available this new line of Rick and Len T-Shirts. They're just $19.99 each plus shipping. To order yours, click here!

Rick, from Rick and Len Show

How dare you say Sarah Palin is idoit? I bet you can't think of one, one good reason why she is an Idoit, you know what Rick! Your an idoit!! Yes You! My friend except your not my friend. They should change your name to Feces the clown. Because your a squeeky little turd. I'm sick of your annoying voice. Why do dislike Sarah? I hope your hero Barrack Obama breaks into your house and eats your pets. If you don't have any pets then I hope your hero Barrack Bin Laden breaks into your house and bites your nipple and whips you with a leather belt. Sarah Palin is a babe! You probably think Nacy Polsi is hot...wait you like men...i forgot! You probably think Keith Olbermann or San Fransico Mayor Gavine Newsome is hot. How dare you, speak bad about Sarah! You Communist basterd. Get out of my country you communist!!! WAPL has crossed the line by having way too many commericals and they have stopped playing the good stuff like Zeppelin the Beatles, Rush. You keep playing that ozzy or AC/DC, and that beanie weanie hair band crap. Who do you think you are Dennis the Menace?! Huh! You snot nosed communist punk! Sarah Palin is more cute then a baby lamb on wheels! On wheels for crying out loud! You stupid liberal communist idoit! I'm not going to listen to WAPL anymore!! I'm up to here with their macho headgames! You communist! You probably want to take a bath with Sean Penn, a communist bath, you dirty communist bath loving commie! Mike Huckabee is going to kick you in the ass.-Jim
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feb 15th 2010
So epic for all of the wrong reasons.
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feb 11th 2010




Rick brought you some souvenirs from his vacation trip to New Orleans.

Listen the the Rick and Len Show in the week ahead for your chance to win one of these very rockin' shirts from Voodoo Harley Davidson in New Orleans.
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feb 11th 2010

This totally bad ass new mugshot of Gary Coleman makes me wonder, what's your favorite celebrity mug shot? Click here to peruse this slide show of mugshots of the rich and famous and let us know!

(I'm partial to #19 where Andy Dick looks like a cross between a Satan and a gay goat!)

-Rick-
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feb 11th 2010
I like the one where Len was arrested for.....

Oh wait, that one hasn't happened yet. Never mind.
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feb 11th 2010
If you've ever been mistaken for Rick or Len, you're probably not going to be on the cover of the SI Swimsuit Issue. (unless your particular SI is Seriously Indigent)
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feb 10th 2010

SIGNS YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE ON THE COVER OF THE SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT ISSUE.

If your face has more moles than a poorly maintained golf course...you're probably not going to be on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

If on any given day, the Golden Coral has less cottage cheese on its salad bar than you have on your thighs...you're probably not going to be on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

If the pores in your face are so big people think you've been hunting with Dick Cheney...you're probably not going to be on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

If your look has ever been refereed to as Vigoda-esque...you're probably not going to be on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

If your nose is more crooked than Larry McCarren's fingers...you're probably not going to be on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

If you’re body is more bloated than the Congressional Health Care Package...you're probably not going to be on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

If two cats fighting in a sack are suing your ass for trademark infringement...you're probably not going to be on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

And if your face is more wrinkles than the late Bea Arthur's ball sack...you're definitely not going to be on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue!


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feb 10th 2010

The need for assistance on the Cheyenne River Reservation grows each day as the temperature continues to drop well below freezing. After suffering devastating ice-related storms over the weekend of January 22, 2010, electricity and water have been non-existent or scarce. Over 2,500 utility poles are currently on the ground in this remote, rural area. Power has been out in several communities and for thousands of residents for several days. Below zero temperatures and no electricity, heat, water or gasoline has created devastating results.
Click here for info on how you can help.
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feb 10th 2010



Rock out this Saturday at Tanner's with Boogie and the Yo Yo's and McGinnis! The event is a benefit for the Friends of Autism. $10 tickets include dinner and a raffle entry. $5 tickets get you into the show. WAPL's Len Nelson will be the emcee. Click here for details.
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feb 5th 2010


Click here to check out a cool website that lets you fill-in your own caption for a Batman and Robin comic.
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feb 5th 2010

Looking to combine the fun of watching Super Bowl commercials with the live-on-the razor's edge, life or death thrills of playing bingo? Click here to generate your own Super Bowl commercial bingo cards!
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feb 4th 2010
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feb 3rd 2010
Here's a few images from my trip to New Orleans last week.

This is not the sign you want to see when checking into your hotel...



Actually, that was a sign I encountered at the Audubon Insectarium. They have over 300,000 bugs and a pretty good sense of humor as evidenced by the beautiful tile work in the men's room shown here...



In case you were wondering, yes, those are dung beetles! On the bathroom walls. Perfect! Speaking of dung, here's another sign, I saw around town a lot on my first couple days in The Big Easy...



On the back of this poster was a paraphrased quote from Pulp Fiction. "And you will know we are the Saints when we lay our vengeance upon thee." I'm not sure who the Saints were avenging by slaying Favre in the NFC Championship game, but if it was Packer fans, I guess we owe them some thanks.

Saw this next sign in Jackson Square...



Just a tip, here. If you want prospective customers to believe you are an all knowing psychic, perhaps knowing how to spell psychic would help!

And finally, I saw this poster taped to the back of a street sign in the French Quarter...



'Nuff said.

-Rick-
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