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jun 10th 2010
A number of people are claiming that Sarah Palin has gotten breast implants. Here's a pick from last year on the left and a picture of her taken at the Belmont Stakes last weekend on the right.

What do you think? did she or didn't she?
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jun 8th 2010

http://www.twitvid.com/WUH7D
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jun 8th 2010
What do you think? Some say that you can see a 30-ish Barrack Obama in the 1993 video for one of the most annoying songs ever, Whoomp, There It Is by Tag Team. Take a look. The Obama-ish guy can be seen at the 1:01 mark.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8
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jun 7th 2010
So thats how altar boys have their hair parted down the middle! I thought so.
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jun 7th 2010
Cool. Now I can give away my old set of Pong.
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jun 7th 2010
If the Sunday morning bloody Mary drink has a string hanging out of it you may be in a bad bar?
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jun 7th 2010
Maybe she thought she was trying out for the show Gone In 60 Seconds?
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jun 6th 2010
This is the actual cover of the current issue of Vermont Catholic magazine, the monthly publication put out by the Diocese of Burlington.

Some pictures just don't need captions.
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jun 5th 2010
Little minds in evil acts! lol When they ask him in jail, "What are you in here for?". And he replies, "Wearing diapers.". OMG hells gonna break loose!
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jun 4th 2010
Tune into the Rick and Len Show in the week ahead. All R&L Show contest winners will get into a drawing to win a Nintendo Wii System with both Wii Sports and the new Wii Sports Resort!
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jun 4th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...20-year-old Dillon Makuski of Amherst who, this week, was convicted on charges relating to a burglary back in September. According to the police report, Makuski broke into a home because he likes to wear diapers and thought there might be some in the house. While searching Makuski, a deputy allegedly found six dirty diapers in his pockets, along with a large diaper he was wearing. Makuski told the deputy he got the diapers from a different house that he did not break into.

So,

For stealing dirty diapers instead of dirty panties like any real self-respecting pervert.

For claiming he got the diapers from a home that he didn't break into which is an explanation that might be as full of crap as the pilfered Pampers in his pockets.

For being an adult who wears diapers making him just a set of suspenders away from being Larry King.

We are proud to name the dirty diaper desperado, Dillon Makuski as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week!
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jun 4th 2010
http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2010/06/this_is_not_how_youre_supposed.php
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jun 3rd 2010
GAWKER.com found something interesting. There is a website called "Help a Reporter Out" where journalists can turn to other journalists looking for help on troublesome stories. This week, a reporter at CNN turned to the site looking for help on a story he was working on about "The Good Side of the Oil Spill". Well, isn't he Mr. Glass Half Full!. I was amused by some of the suggestions made by readers on Gawker.com and took some of their suggestions and added a few of my own to compose this list of...

THE TOP TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT THE GULF OF MEXICO OIL SPILL

10. Promotes less energy use by discouraging vacations to Florida and the Gulf Coast.

9. Provides Dawn dish-washing liquid with the perfect green ad campaign.

8. Allows rainbows to occur ON the ocean, rather than above it.

7. Orthodox Jews will be less tempted to eat shrimp.

6. Will save scientists indexing and cataloging all the species living in the gulf a lot of time.

5. Increased bird viscosity for maximum performance!

4. One good hurricane and nothing on the gulf coast is going to squeak or rust for years.

3. Finally some great porn quality photos for oil-covered sea-lion fetishists.

2. Providing much needed lubrication for gay pelicans.

1. If the oil continues to flow, it could cover the entire ocean, killing off all marine life eventually leading to the to the extinction of man saving us from having to ever again watch CNN.
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jun 3rd 2010
Tom Selleck announced this week that they're working on a new sequel to the 1980's hit THREE MEN AND A BABY. Just what the world has been waiting for. They apparently talked about doing the sequel 5 years ago but at the time, Steve Guttenberg said he was too busy. Really? Really? Really??????


To the best of my knowledge, the last time Steve Guttenberg was busy...

Pam Anderson was still an A-cup.

It was still possible to tell Joan Rivers from the Crypt Keeper.

Rick Ocasek was having hits with The Cars, not parking them.

Don Majkowski was still asking his barber, "how do you think it would look if you cut it short in front and left it long in back"?

Kirstie Alley was getting thong modeling offers.

A hit by Bobby Brown referred to a song not a contusion on Whitney Houston.

Tom Mahoney owned a comb.

Elton John was straight, Michael Jackson was black and Rick Astley was cool.

Beetlejuice still referred to a movie starring Michael Keaton not the contents of Paul McCartney's colostomy bag.
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jun 3rd 2010
ESQUIRE Magazine has just put out their annual "Best Bars in America" issue. As a sidebar, they list some signs you are in a badbar. For instance, if all the bartenders are wearing name tags. I couldn't agree more. However, here's the Rick and Len shows own...

SIGNS YOU'RE IN A BAD BAR

If not only does the beer smell skunky, so do several parts of your waitress...you might be in a bad bar.

If you can't hear the jukebox over the sound of Ugly Betty blaring from the television...you might be in a bad bar.

If you can't hear the jukebox over the sound of ugly Betty, while she’s waiting on tables...you might be in a bad bar.

If the only tunes on the jukebox are Vanilla Ice's greatest hits...redone by Celine Dion...you might be in a bad bar.

If the glasses are as filthy as a Lindsey Lohan pap smear...you might be in a bad bar.

If all their top shelf whiskeys are Wal-Mart store brand...you might be in a bad bar.

If it's packed with more douche bags than the dressing rooms on The View...you might be in a bad bar.

If the only dark brown liquor in the place, is an African-American lesbian...you’re definitely in a bad bar!
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jun 3rd 2010
This is not the way you're supposed to fly out of the Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport. Check out this driver trying to depart the parking lot at the D-FW Airport in a real hurry early Tuesday morning. What do you think? Was she dumb, drunk or stoned?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWk4MCQaHrc&feature=player_embedded
Answer: Police believe she was drunk!
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jun 2nd 2010
Who the hell is David Hunstberger, you may be asking yourself. Unless, of course, you're like me, and you're asking yourself, "Why is this sharp pain shooting up my left arm?" I'm sure it's nothing.

David Hunstberger is the guy you can see tonight, WAPL night, I might add, at Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton. What's so damn special about WAPL night, you ask? (Damn, you ask a lot of questions!) Well, on WAPL night, you get two for one admission. Make sure you mention that when you make your reservations at 920-739-JOKE.

If you can't make it tonight, see David Friday or Saturday nights at 8 or 10:15, but it's going to cost you full price (which is still pretty damn cheap!)

Hear David tomorrow morning round about 8 o-clock on the Rick and Len Show. And make sure you check out this very timely clip of David Huntsberger in action. Doing comedy that is. What were you thinking? Sicko!


http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/HumansVsEarth

(Is it just me or, if when you look back on this post, does it look like I just came from a half-price sale on commas!)
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jun 2nd 2010
After 40 years of marriage, Al and Tipper Gore announced yesterday that they're calling it quits. They say they've just "grown apart". But what are the real reasons? Here's our top ten:


REASONS WHY AL AND TIPPER HAVE SPLIT

10. Tipper discovered an inconvenient truth...Al was banging Bombshell McGee.

9. After 20 years, Al just wants to be able to listen to 2 Live Crew in his own house, for god sake.

8. All Al's proof of global warming has done nothing to keep Tipper from becoming frigid.

7. Every time Tipper enumerates the many reasons she loved him, Al would demand a recount.

6. Al thinks he can watch porn on-line 24-7 just because he invented the internet.

5. Unresolved issues after Tipper pawned the Nobel Prize trophy Al received for his work fighting global warming and used the cash to buy a Hummer.

4. Al never got over the fact that during their famous kiss at the 2000 Democratic convention, he tasted Bill Clinton on Tipper's lips.

3. Al started blaming global warming on Tipper's menopausal
hot flashes.

2. Tipper was just sick of him referring to her lady parts as the "lockbox".

1. Not really sure why they're breaking up, but you can bet your ass that whatever Al wins in the divorce settlement, the Supreme Court will award to George W. Bush.
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jun 2nd 2010



Oh, the wonders of the internet. You can now buy a scarf that once wrapped around your neck, gives you a pseudo boob job!
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jun 1st 2010
May 23rd Village of Howard
Police were called to Woodman's Grocery Store where an 80-year-old woman on an electric scooter was cited for shoplifting Super Poligrip denture adhesive.

May 17th City of West Allis
Police were called to the Pick 'n Save where a 64-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting wrinkle cream.

March 20th City of Portage
A 20-year-old man was cited for urinating in public after he was spotted relieving himself into flower pots in front of the Hair Lair salon.

May 19th Village of Winneconne
Police investigated a report of a violation of a restraining order. The woman who filed the order told police her ex-husband had phoned her twice and called her "Lucifer".

May 23rd City of Beaver Dam
A man called police to report his ex-girlfriend was yelling at him while they were shopping at the Dollar Tree.

May 22nd City of Beaver Dam
A man on North Lincoln Avenue called police to report that a dog had urinated on his couch. The couch was outside for a garage sale when the dog ran up and relieved himself on it. Police made contact with the dog's owner who returned to the residence and cleaned the couch.

May 11th City of Brown Deer
A video game system and bowling balls valued at more than $600 were taken from a car on North 50th. The car's owner heard his car alarm but didn't call police at the time...because he was tired.

May 23rd City of New Berlin
A 22-year-old man was arrested for disorderly conduct after pushing a television off of a dresser at his girlfriend's residence. The man told police he did it out of anger because he and his girlfriend had gotten into an argument over what radio station to listen to.

May 23rd City of Wauwatosa
A television and a DVD player were taken from an apartment on Eagle Street. The victim told police he later received a phone call from a person who said, "Thanks for the 32-inch TV," then hung up.
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