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mar 14th 2011
March 9th Village of Wittenberg
Police responded to a call from an employee of the Wittenberg Telephone Company who reported they had no shovel with which to shovel their walk after the previous day’s snowstorm. The employee indicated that they saw a neighbor shoveling his walk with what appeared to be their shovel. Police contacted the shoveler and were able to get the shovel returned to its rightful owners.

March 10th City of Shawano
A resident on Madison Way called police to report a woman turned up at her patio door and repeatedly rapped on the window. The woman then took off her pants and left them outside the patio doors.

March 1st City of Whitefish Bay
A woman on East Sylvan Avenue called police to report a 56-year-old man who approached her about 2 p.m.. The man asked the woman if he could shovel her walk, take her to dinner and cut her hair. He left saying he'd return at 7 p.m. with his business card.

March 6th City of Oshkosh
A 27-year-old woman was arrested for theft after she rented a hotel room on South Washburn Street for two nights. When she checked out of the room, it was discovered she stole two comforters off the beds and a toilet paper dispenser.

February 16th City of Germantown
Police responded to a call from Germantown High School where a 15-year-old boy had dumped a container of milk on another student’s head.

February 22nd City of Stevens Point
Police responding to a fender bender found sunflower seeds scattered inside one of the cars. The 47-year-old woman driving the car confessed to police that she had been eating sunflower seeds just before the crash.

March 6th City of West Allis
Two men, ages 31 and 25, were thrown out of Crazy Horse Gentleman's Club and then assaulted by three unknown men. One of the victims told police that, during the assault, he had a "rotten tooth knocked loose".
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feb 21st 2011
February 16th City of Oshkosh
A 23-year-old man was cited for retail theft after he was caught trying to leave the store with a package of needles he had not pair for. The man admitted to police that had grabbed the needles off the shelf before going into the restroom and using them to pierce his own lip.

February 16th Village of Bellevue
A 61-year-old Wal-Mart cashier was fired after she was caught on camera stealing $20 from a register and eating bags of M&Ms while working.

February 14th Town of Grand Rapids, WI
Police received a report from an Abby Lane resident that someone damaged a snowman they had made in their yard.

February 12th City of Waupun
A woman said someone has been throwing a tire in the middle of the railroad tracks. She has moved it twice now, but someone keeps moving it back.

February 11th Village of Winneconne
A 57-year-old Winneconne woman called police to report finding a harassing letter from an unidentified neighbor in her mailbox. The letter, signed by a "very disgusted and angry neighbor", criticized the woman for walking her three Shih Tzus unleashed and not cleaning up after them. In the letter, the neighbor threatened to take video images of the woman and turn them in to authorities. Police responded by telling the clean up after her dogs.

February 10th City of Brookfield
Police were called to a clothing store where an intoxicated man reportedly struck a manager in the face with a plastic bag containing a hat.

February 13th City of Brookfield
A 46-year-old man was cited for misuse of an emergency number for calling 911 to report that a restaurant refused to deliver pizza to his house.

January 28th City of Oshkosh
Police investigated a retail theft on South Koeller Street where an 18-year-old woman was caught stealing clothing. The woman told officers she had no money and needed the clothes for her baby. From an examination of the stolen merchandise, she apparently has a very large baby since most the stolen clothes were the same size as those worn by the mother.

February 8th City of Greenfield
A 22-year-old man was cited for possession of heroin after he passed out using the drug in the bathroom...of the brain injury unit at Mount Carmel Nursing Home.

February 13th City of Beaver Dam
A woman reported that someone walked into her home on East Circle Drive the night before and took an aspirin from her pill box.

January 26th City of Oshkosh
A caller notified police of seeing a car leave the road and crash into a ditch on West Ninth Avenue. When police arrived on the scene, the driver told them, "I'm drunk. I was driving reckless at least 14,000 miles per hour and I'm in Appleton."

February 16th City of Portage
A 36-year-old man was arrested for violating an absolute sobriety condition of a misdemeanor criminal bond after police received a report that he was drunk and throwing snowballs.

February 14th Town of Saratoga, WI
A woman called police to report someone entered her home… and stole her fish tank.

February 13th City of Waupun
A woman on Reids Drive called to request police assistance. She told them her parents and her oldest brother were visiting her home and they won’t leave.
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feb 7th 2011
January 4th Village of Brown Deer
A woman at the Brown Deer Village Hall called police to report someone took her 24-ounce bottle of soda from the refrigerator in the employee break room. Police arrested a 19-year-old man for the crime. The man admitted to police that that he had taken the soda but said he had been told it was OK to take it.

January 27th City of Waupun
Police confronted a man who attacked a snowplow with a shovel. Police say the 63-year-old man was shoveling his driveway on Wilcox Court when a Waupun Public Works snowplow drove by filling his driveway with more snow. The man reportedly became upset and ran after the truck striking it with his shovel. Officers agreed to not cite the man because he apologized to the driver for hitting his plow. The plow did not sustain any damage.

January 23rd Calumet County
Police received a call from a location near County Highway KK and Military Road. The caller was in the trunk of a car and was not sure how he got there. He told police he thought he might been in the trunk of his own vehicle but wasn’t sure. He stated that he had been out drinking the previous night and that may have contributed to him being in the car trunk.

January 29th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman on Eighth Street called police to report seeing a boy and a dog sitting on a snow bank.

January 3rd City of Brookfield
A 34-year-old man is being investigated for disorderly conduct after lashing out at a referee at Brookfield Soccer. The man is accused of losing his temper when the referee asked him to wear shin guards during a game. The man reportedly responded to the request by cursing at the referee, throwing the referee's personal items into a garbage can and spitting on them.

January 27th City of Mequon
Police cited a 14-year-old boy for disorderly conduct after he smashed a plant and threw a cup causing minor damage during an argument with his 17-year-old brother over peanut butter.
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jan 31st 2011
January 18th City of West Allis
Police responded to a crime in progress at the Pick N Save. Officers arrested a man caught in the act of attempting to steal a package of over-the-counter wart remover.

January 1st City of Neenah
A Ninth Street resident called police to report hearing a lot of gunshots shortly after midnight. Police determined that the noise coincided with Menasha's New Year's celebration which included fireworks.

January 22nd City of Beaver Dam
A woman on Gould Street called police because her 28-year-old son was attempting to bite her husband.

January 19th City of Waupun
Police were called to an East Brown Street residence where a woman told them her grandson was refusing to get dressed for school.

January 21st City of Beaver Dam
A woman on Bogert Street called police to report that some time that morning someone left jalapeno peppers on her vehicle.

January 18th City of Brookfield
Police questioned a 13-year-old student of Pilgrim Park Middle School after a school official reported overhearing the boy talking about explosives. The police investigation revealed the boy was talking about using explosives in a video game.
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jan 10th 2011
January 6th City of Stevens Point
Two people were arrested after an argument at China Wok. A 22-year-old man who was dining at the restaurant reported that a 27-year-old woman threw water on him, hit his head with a glass yu7man and his friend were making derogatory comments about the waitresses and when she told them to stop, the man hit her in the head with a fortune cookie and called her a "stinky bitch".

December 26th City of Green Bay
Police responded to a report from a Hubbard Street residence where an intruder had broken in, stole about a $1000 in merchandise, watched TV and cooked and ate a frozen pizza.

December 22nd City of Green Bay
An officer who found a man lying near the entrance of Anderson, Tackman & Company on Cherry Street with open intoxicants, gave the man the choice of receiving a citation or relinquishing his 11 remaining cans of beer. The man chose to take the citation.

January 3rd City of Beaver Dam
A male Pizza Hut delivery driver reported that a 20-year-old man on South Lincoln Avenue came to the door naked to get his pizza, and then invited the driver to return to the residence after he was done working.

December 13th City of Neenah
A Higgins Avenue woman reported that her husband left their house to go for a walk about 8pm and had not returned by 11:30pm. Policed located the man about 1am at a tavern. He was OK and declined a ride home.

January 6th city of Shawano
Police were called to Wal-Mart where a man who was passing out CDs to shoppers suddenly changed his mind and wanted them all back.

January 4th City of Portage
An Associated Bank employee called police to report someone had two carnation flowers were duct-taped to the outside of a door to a storage room.

December 29th City of Brookfield
Police were called to Brookfield Central High School where a 14-year-old boy was allegedly throwing candy at a basketball game.

December 29th City of Greenfield
A South 69th Street resident called police to report that during the night or early that morning, someone had thrown two hot dogs on their driveway.
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jan 3rd 2011
December 18th Calumet County
Police received a report that a muskrat was in the basement of a home on School Street. The caller told police the muskrat was stabbed with a screwdriver, but they wanted an officer to shoot it. Instead, the muskrat was put in a bag and taken out of town.

December 8th Town of Menasha
An off-duty officer from another community reported a vehicle that was driving recklessly through the parking lot on West American Drive, nearly striking another vehicle. He attempted to make contact with the driver, a 30-year-old Appleton man, who made an obscene gesture at the officer and left the parking lot, squealing his tires. Contacted later, the driver admitted to having a bad day.

December 6th Town of Menasha
Officers were called to a residence on Meadowview Drive on a report of a couple arguing over dishware and utensils.

December 11th City of Neenah
A complainant told police he was attacked while inside a tavern on Main Street and had choke marks on his neck. When police arrived, the man was gone. Others in the bar told police no altercation occurred and that the man was just intoxicated and mad about losing a game of pool.

December 16th City of Waupun
A woman on North Drummond Street called police to report someone stole her snow shovel and she thinks she knows who did it!
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dec 20th 2010
December 5th City of Neenah
A man reported to police that he was leaving his residence on Sixth Street because he and his wife had a verbal argument during which she threw a stuffed Winnie the Pooh doll at him.

December 7th City of Mayville
A woman reported to police that a 74-year-old woman gave her a bad check for an order of Tupperware.

December 9th City of Beaver Dam
Police received a report of "bad words" written on the ice on the pond at Swan City Park. Police decided to leave the bad words on the ice since they believed the snow would be covering them shortly.

November 30th City of Neenah
A man called police to report his wife was freaking out and running around the neighborhood.

December 12th Village of Suamico
A Pulaski High School student was fired from Subway on Velp Avenue after the owner allegedly found him with a pipe to smoke marijuana that had been made from a sink faucet nozzle and the store's plastic sauce dispenser.

December 14th City of Beaver Dam
A 14-year-old boy called police to report that the person he was shoveling for on Denning Avenue yelled at him and refused to pay him as much as he was expecting.

December 8th City of Neenah
A homeowner on Bosworth Lane reported that someone stole a white bear on skis. The culprit left behind the skis and one of the bear's legs.

December 15th City of Sheboygan
A man reported finding a 45-pound gray pygmy goat lying in the snow. If you have recently lost your pygmy goat, Sheboygan Police would like to talk you.

November 29th Town of Menasha
A man reported that his wife had struck a mailbox on Kees Road with their Chevrolet Uplander but she was too excited to report it.
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dec 13th 2010
December 6th City of Portage
Police responded to a call of a counterfeit dollar bill. Upon arrival, the officer learned the bill was not counterfeit. It was just a legitimate one dollar bill with a sticker of Santa Claus over the face of George Washington.

November 25th Village of Winneconne
A man called 911 to report his wife had gone crazy after the two of them spent time drinking at a village tavern. The 46-year-old Maple Street woman, who was highly intoxicated, told police her husband was acting weird by rebuffing her sexual advances. The 45-year-old husband, who had difficulty completing sentences, told officers his wife was acting crazy and would not leave him alone. The man told police his wife "acquires a mental illness" whenever she drinks.

December 7th City of Manitowoc
Police arrested a 50-year-old man who allegedly shoved a male family member who just had eye and hip surgery to the ground after the victim refused to give the man money to take him to his doctor’s appointment.

December 2nd City of Beaver Dam
A woman on Jefferson Street called police to report that someone drew male genitalia on her snowman in her front yard.

November 23rd City of New Berlin
Police received a report of a vehicle break-in on Rogers Drive where the thief absconded with a socket set and case of fruit punch.
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dec 7th 2010
November 26th City of Menasha
Police were called to a South Oneida Street bar where a woman reportedly tripped and struck her head on a statue of Captain Morgan. (Alcohol is believed to be a factor!)

November 26th City of Beaver Dam
A man on Rosendale Street reported there was dog feces in the lobby of his building. An officer told the man he believed the feces was of human origin and also noted vandalism to a TV tray.

November 29th City of Green Bay
Police were called to a Doty Street residence where a 47-year-old man was yelling and throwing dishes. The man's girlfriend told police he was just drunk and celebrating a Chicago Bears victory.

November 11th City of Brown Deer
A male student was arrested for disorderly conduct in the parking lot of Brown Deer High School. The student reportedly took some trays from the school, placed them under his front tires, and then drove over them squealing his tires and doing multiple doughnuts. He said he just wanted to see what would happen if he drove over the trays.

November 12th Village of Bellevue
Police were called to Wal-Mart where an elderly woman reportedly drover her wheelchair into a rack of clothes rack and fled with stolen items.
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nov 29th 2010
November 21st Village of Bonduel
A woman on East Mill Street called police to report that a dog belonging to a neighbor has been running around and had "crapped by her mailbox".

November 17th City of Portage
Officers were called to Walgreen's where a 34-year-old woman was caught in the act of shoplifting a Fushigi Magic Gravity Ball.

November 23rd City of Shawano
Police were called to the Shawano County Job Center on East Elizabeth Street where a potential job seeker was using the Job Center computers to look at porn.

November 20th Village of Bonduel
Police were dispatched to a North Cecil Street residence after receiving a call from a woman who wanted to report that her husband is hiding her glasses, pouring water on the bed and taking the blankets.

November 21st City of Waupun
A woman called 911 to report that her hat and gloves were stolen from the bowling alley on Main Street. She refused to give her name or tell police where she was. According to police, she sounded very intoxicated and just kept yelling and swearing.

November 11th Village of Mukwonago
Parents were notified and extra patrols were added to the area around Rolling Elementary School after a suspicious incident where a man in his early 50's on highway NN threw a ball over the fence of the school grounds. After the incident made the news, a local pastor came forward and explained that he was driving down the road when he saw the ball in a ditch and as a good deed threw it back over the fence. No charges were filed against the pastor.

November 26th City of Madison
A 21-year-old Middleton woman was arrested when she threatened other shoppers while waiting in line at the Toys R Us store. Several hundred shoppers were in line just after 10 p.m., when the woman attempted to move to the front of the line. When she was confronted by other shoppers, she made threats to retrieve a gun and shoot the shoppers. No gun was found, and the woman, who was not named, was arrested and taken to the Dane County Jail. According to police, "She's now spending her shopping money to post bond".
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nov 19th 2010
November 10th City of Beaver Dam
An intoxicated man called police to report finding a counterfeit penny. Police determined that the item described was not a penny, but likely a token of some sort.

November 10th Village of Shorewood
A 70-year-old man was arrested after he grabbed a police officer's "buttocks and squeezed two times" while in Municipal Court.

November 19th City of Stevens Point
A side door was damaged and construction materials at the Central Wisconsin Children's Museum were strewn about during the night. Someone had also defecated on a chair.

November 4th City of Brown Deer
A man called police to report a woman stole from him. When they arrived, the man told police he had picked up the woman on a corner, not for sex but to just play cards. Eventually both admitted the man offered to pay her $30 for a specific sexual act that she refused to do.

November 11th Village of Shorewood
A woman on North Larkin Street called police to report someone was trying to open her balcony door. Police found it to be a pizza delivery man who climbed up to the second floor balcony in an effort to deliver a pizza.
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nov 15th 2010
November 8th City of Portage
Police responded to a report of an altercation on MacFarlane Road. When they arrived, they found two people allegedly swatting each other with a rolled up newspaper.

October 28th City of Appleton
An African Violet Drive resident reported that some kids had left a tube sock filled with feces outside the reporting party's door so it would be stepped on when they rang the doorbell. Extra patrol of the area was requested.

November 11th Village of Eland
A Spruce Street resident filed a trespassing complaint after hunters had hung some deer genitals on a tree on his property.

October 24th City of Appleton
A 48-year-old Detroit man told police that he returned to his hotel room after drinking in bars on College Avenue and was missing his roll of cash, estimated at $1,600, and said it may have fallen out of his pocket. Police retraced the man's route and discovered he had left the money on the bar at a downtown tavern and the money was being held for him.

October 31st City of Whitefish Bay
A North Santa Monica Boulevard resident called police to report a disorderly person during trick or treating. The caller told police that when she refused to give candy to a child not wearing a costume, the child’s mother yelled at her.
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nov 8th 2010
October 19th City of New Holstein
Police received a report of chickens on County Highway J that keep crossing the road. The caller was advised that the county does not have an ordinance to stop the chickens from crossing the road. The reporting party was concerned that the chickens may cause an accident. It remains unknown why the chickens
crossed the road!

Oct 30th City of Neenah
Police cited a 40-year-old Menasha woman for disorderly conduct after she yelled and screamed profanity and tried to hit one of the nurses with an IV pole.

October 31st Village of Gresham
Police responded to a juvenile problem after a caller reported seeing two kids throwing a dummy into the roadway.

October 26th City of Mequon
A 22-year-old Illinois man was cited for trespassing on North Lake Shore Drive. A caller said the man walked up from the beach and sat on her porch and wouldn't leave. The man, who was muddy from the climb, admitted smoking a strain of cannabis called "Blue Dragon," when he saw surf boards at the home and wanted to talk about surfing.

October 24th Village of Sherwood
A disturbance was reported on Spring Hill Drive. The reporting
party stated that a neighbor swears at them. They admitted to police that the poop in their yard may not be from the neighbor's dog. They were both advised to avoid similar confrontations in the future.

October 23rd City of Brown Deer
A 21-year-old man and an 18-year-old woman were cited for disorderly conduct after neighbors reported them yelling at each other. The woman told police that she and the man were breaking up and he had her flip flops and she wanted them back. The man reportedly threw the flip-flops at the woman who responded by throwing a neighbor's pumpkin in the direction of his car.

November 2nd City of Shawano
A South River Street resident requested extra patrols in her neighborhood after a plastic wash tub was reported stolen.

October 15th City of Brown Deer
Police were called to Brown Deer High School where a teacher told a 15-year-old boy to pull up his low-riding pants, which he refused to do. She then told him to go the Student Service Office to get something to help his pants stay up. The boy responded by telling the teacher, "If I wanted pants that f'n stay up, I would buy pants that f'n stay up. Mind your own f'n business." The student was cited for disorderly conduct.

October 26th City of Neenah
A security worker at a department store on West Winneconne Avenue reported that a man stole about $60 worth of DVDs. The suspect fled north on Tullar Road. He is described as being about 30 years old with long sideburns and shoulder-length dyed pink and purple hair.
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nov 1st 2010
October 14th City of Brown Deer
Police were called to the Holiday Inn Express where a 38-year-old employee was caught allegedly stealing from the hotel. The woman denied the theft but two other employees said they saw her hide a roll of toilet paper in her lunch box. The woman was fired from her job and arrested. The toilet paper was valued at 35 cents.

October 22nd City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police responded to a report from an anonymous caller informing them that he had witnessed four children ripping up empty cardboard boxes.

October 15th City of Neenah
Police cited a 17-year-old Neenah girl for shoplifting after she stole a pumpkin from a drug store and fled in a car. Two customers witnessed the theft and recorded the car's license plate number for police. Surveillance video also showed the girl stealing the pumpkin. Investigating officers tracked down the girl a short time later. She had changed clothes and initially denied being at the store before admitting to the theft. The retail value of the pumpkin dollar.

October 10th City of Neenah
A complainant on Lyon Drive reported that a young woman walking near an apartment complex was taking loudly to herself. Police determined the woman had earphones on and was just singing out loud.

October 28th City of Beaver Dam
A woman requested to speak to an officer regarding the theft of her hair.
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oct 25th 2010
October 13th City of Mequon
A 23-year-old woman is a suspect in illegal dumping at a brush dump. Police found a number of plastic bags including one containing a receipt with her name on it for a leather cat-o-nine tails whip.

October 16th City of Mayville
A man was cited for disorderly conduct after he was found walking down Main Street with his pants around his knees while urinating.

October 3rd City of Neenah
A Neenah man told police that someone stole a 2½-foot wooden lawn ornament from his yard. The ornament was in the shape of a mushroom with a face.

October 16th Village of Bellevue
A 55-year-old man on Allouez Avenue was given a verbal warning for selling prescription medication at a rummage sale.

October 20th City of Waupun
At 1 a.m. a bartender at Kibbs Tavern said when two guys left they smashed a drink in the street and were walking down the road…on top of cars.

October 14th City of Waupun
A resident in the first block of Johnson Street got mad at his neighbors and painted the curb yellow so they wouldn’t park in front of his house.

October16th City of Wauwatosa
Police pulled over a 71-year old man for having unregistered license plates on his car. While the officer was checking the man's record he got out of the car and began urinating on a near-by tree. At that point, officers asked the man to submit to a Breathalyzer test. However, the man resisted and put an officer in a scissor-lock with his legs.

October 15th City of Wauwatosa
A 17-year-old girl was arrested for retail theft after she took merchandise valued at $199 from Baby Gap and Hot Topic. The girl had put the items in a foil-lined purse. Police say the purse was lined with foil in an attempt to beat the store's security monitors. However the girl told them that lining your purse with aluminum foil was a hot new fashion trend and everyone was doing it.
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oct 18th 2010
October 8th City of Wauwatosa
A cell phone, car keys and laptop computer were taken from a guest room at Crowne Plaza Hotel between 2:25 and 3:10 a.m. The guest had visited Silk Exotic gentlemen's club that night and gave a dancer his room key and arranged to meet after she was done working. He waited in the hotel lobby for her but finally figured he'd been stood up. When he went back to his room he discovered his belongings were gone.

October 6th City of Green Bay
An man at the work-release facility on South Adams Street was cited for shattering the glass on a vending machine by bumping it with his backside because he was upset that an item he bought did not come out.

October 9th City of Portage
Police were called to Wal-Mart where a 17-year-old girl was caught in the act of trying to steal a pair of ears. The ears were part of a Halloween costume.

October 11th City of Stevens Point
Police were called to McKinley School after a 10-year-old child knocked over a magazine rack and accidentally stuck a janitor with a pencil.

October 9th City of Oak Creek
An East Evandale Drive resident reported the theft of a 6½ -foot-long fiberglass shark from their front porch.

October 13th City of Shawano
A person on Smalley Street called police to report seeing a man in a white-hooded sweatshirt repeatedly walking back and forth past house while playing spooky music. Responding officers discovered it was just kids playing a prank. Police issued warnings to the kids.

October 8th Wood County
A Biron man reported that his son-in-law keeps harassing him long distance over the phone telling him he loves him.

October 10th City of Stevens Point
Police received a report from a 5th Avenue resident that sometime early in the morning someone broke into their apartment and stole 3 pounds of ground beef and a bottle of maple syrup.

October 4th City of Brookfield
A Chimney Rock Court resident called police to report someone had left a rock on his front porch bearing the message "I see you" and a depiction of a sad face.

October 7th City of Mequon
A 47-year-old Mequon man was arrested on a charge of lewd and lascivious behavior after witnesses reported him walking through a residential area naked from the waist down at 11:15 in the morning. The man told police he was walking nude because "it felt good." He also admitted he'd done it before, "right or wrong."
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oct 11th 2010
October 8th City of Wausau
Police and firefighters rescued a man from the frigid waters of the Wisconsin River at Big Bull Falls Park in downtown Wausau. The man, who according to police was drunk, had reportedly chased a one-legged goose into the river in his attempt to capture it. He told police he planned the roast the goose. Police arrested the man on a charge of bail jumping. The goose remains at large.

September 30th City of Beaver Dam
A man on North Center Street reported that his neighbor had his trash cans out too early and that it was causing him undo stress. An officer talked to the man and explained to him that the cans can be out for 24 hours prior to pick-up.

October 3rd City of Oshkosh
A 41-year-old Oklahoma man was arrested and jailed by Oshkosh police for substantial battery after he punched an acquaintance in the face during an argument. The two men had been arguing over who could perform a military physical training test the best.

September 25th City of De Pere
Police were called to the Burger King on Main Avenue where a woman who was not pleased with her Oreo shake allegedly tossed a Hershey's pie at a restaurant employee.

October 5th City of Shawano
A man was cited for a causing disturbance and banned from the Shawano Rec Center after reportedly slapping a lifeguard on the buttocks.

September 19th De Pere
A Shopko employee was cited for allegedly stealing $164 worth of candy, mascara and Old Spice deodorant.

September 26th City of Fond du Lac
A vehicle driven by a 30-year-old man crashed into a porch on North Military Road. The man admitted to police that he had slammed six beers and "floored it" because he was mad at his wife.

October 1st City of West Allis
Police arrested a 40-year-old man on South Stratton Drive after he pulled some Asian lilies out of the resident’s garden and attempted to smoke them.

October 2nd City of Oshkosh
A 23-year-old man was arrested for domestic disorderly conduct after he got into a disturbance with his girlfriend at a residence on North Eagle Street. According to the police report while sitting on the couch, the put his hand over his girlfriend's mouth to stop her from talking.

October 3rd Town of Menasha
While checking an abandoned hotel on Holly Road, an officer encountered three males on a second floor balcony. They told the officer they knew it was private property, but heard it was haunted and were looking for ghosts.
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oct 4th 2010
September 12th Calumet County
Police were called to a County Trunk KK location where a subject stole a dice cup and dice from a bar. When confronted, the suspect proceeded to spit on the TVs and camera in the bar. He eventually brought the dice box back and cleaned the TV screens.

September 26th City of Oak Creek
A 53-year-old was cited for trespassing after he was found, with his grandson, taping quarters to the railroad tracks so that a train would run them over.

September 14th City of Brillion
Assistance from police was requested from a caller on Roselawn Drive who told officers that someone was stealing his pigeons.

September 28th City of Shawano
The owner of Martin's Cleaners called police to report that a man had been living in his Laundromat and the man has now locked himself in the bathroom and will not leave.

September 11th City of Chilton
Police responded to a report from Vogt Lane of an elderly neighbor man standing naked in his window.

September 12th Town of Menasha
An East Shady Lane resident reported that her garbage can was taken by a man in a truck with a loud exhaust. A passenger had grabbed the garbage can and was dragging it alongside the vehicle as they drove. The garbage can was banging against the truck and they let go of it farther down the street. A patrol lieutenant located the vehicle a short time later and, after speaking with the occupants, found that they were just "messing around."

September 13th Calumet County
A caller told police that first he had gumballs taken, then money from the gumball machine was missing, now his wallet.

September 10th City of Kiel
Reckless driving was reported near the intersection of Highway 57 and Cemetery Road. A tan Intrepid was all over the road. Police contacted the driver who stated that he was not feeling well and threw up in his car which could explain the poor driving.

September 15th City of Kaukauna
A North Harwood road man called police because he believed that his neighbor may have poisoned his squash plant.

September 24th Village of Omro
Police conducted a welfare check at a South Webster Avenue residence when a neighbor reported yelling and screaming in their apartment. Officers responding to the call found...people playing board games.
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sep 27th 2010
September 21st City of Oshkosh
Police were called to a West 10th Avenue location to get a 9-year-old boy with a machete out of a tree. The boy, who had had an argument with his grandparents, took a machete and climbed the garage roof. When officers arrived, they tried to get the boy to come down, but he jumped off the roof, ran down the street and climbed a tree on West 11th Avenue. Officers knocked the machete out of the tree before climbing the tree and talking the boy into coming down.

September 3rd City of Menasha
An officer observed a 3-year-old boy walking alone down State Highway 47 carrying a bottle...and a dinner roll.

September 23rd Village of Tigerton
A Shawano County Sheriff's Deputy reported that they chased a donkey out of the cemetery.

September 21st City of Shawano
Police responded to a report from South Sawyer Street of a little girl poking a dog with a stick.

September 23rd City of Fond du Lac
Police responded to a call from a 50-year-old woman
at the Holiday Inn. The woman told police that a man who answered her Craig's List ad titled "Busty Red Head" had agreed to pay her $200 plus $50 for gas to accompany him to a retirement party. After the two went to the Holiday Inn to have sex, the man admitted he didn't have the money to pay the woman and locked her out of the room and kept her clothes. Police arrested the woman and charged her with prostitution. The man remains at large.

September 12th City of Wauwatosa
Dispatchers received a call reporting a reckless driver on North Mayfair Road. The driver nearly struck another car, was swerving between lanes and failed to use his turn signal. According to police, the driver had packages of salami and cheese and a loaf of bread on the passenger seat and was driving while making a sandwich.
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sep 23rd 2010
September 17th City of Waupun
A 30-year-old man was taken to the hospital after he told employees at the Walgreen's that vampires were trying to rip his head off. Walgreen's employees told police that the man had red marks on his neck and was sweating and acting anxious.

Now that we have our first evidence that they are in our area, as a public service, we assembled this list of signs that the person you meet might be a vampire!

If the person you encounter sucks even harder than the Chicago Bears...they might be a vampire.

If their skin is whiter than a Tea Party rally...they might be a vampire.

If their breath is reminiscent of what it would smell like if Kaukauna had an ass...they might be a vampire.

If their mouths are dripping with blood…and they weren't just hunting with Dick Cheney...they might be a vampire.

If they have a fear of water and smell like death and they're not the bride at a Menasha wedding...they might be a vampire.

If they meet Salma Hayek and they're more interested in her neck and than her boobs, her glorious, glorious boobs...they might be a vampire.

If they feast on human blood and suck the souls of the newly born...and they're not Larry King...they might be a vampire.

If their overall demeanor is even creepier than a date with Ken Kratz...they're definitely a vampire!
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