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nov 14th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week….41-year-old  Shawn Ellis and 28-year old Jennie Hetchler of Berlin who were arrested Wednesday night after one of them apparently posted items stolen from a neighbor’s home for sale on Craig’s List. When police arrived at their home with a search warrant they were surprised to reportedly find not just stolen property but also an enormous meth lab in their garage. Or should I say, an enormous meth lab in the garage AND their 3 young children...ages 9, 3, and 2 in the home. What's more, according to police, the couple almost blew up the garage on at least three occasions.

So,

For doing everything to attract police attention to their meth operation short of posting a "free donuts here" sign.

For going from Craig's List to the most wanted list.

For advertising stolen goods at the place they're manufacturing drugs which is nothing if not a classic “meth-take” (sorry).

And for having a residence full of kids and meth....sort of like the big Breaking Bad/Full House crossover episode nobody was asking for.

We are proud to name Shawn Ellis and Jennie Hetchler of Berlin as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:16 am Comment On This Post

nov 14th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Nicholas Heyrman, the 33-year-old Green Bay man who allegedly decided to defend his property when he heard there was an aggressive dog in his neighborhood by firing eight shots at it with his AR-15 assault rifle from 32 feet away, missing it each time but hitting a Jeep and a neighbor’s home.

So,

For reportedly firing his weapon eight times in the city which he shouldn’t have done because there were no barns around for him to not be able to hit the broadside of.

For allegedly being responsible for more errant discharges than a premature porn actor.

For reportedly firing shots to “defend his property” from a possibly over aggressive dog begging the question who was going to defend his property from its overly aggressive owner.

And for having such bad aim, he couldn’t win a pissing contest with Stevie Wonder.

We are proud to name Nicholas Heyrman of Green Bay as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

nov 7th


We are proud to name the guy who stole an iPod, together with several other items, from a car in the Town of Vinland in Winnebago County and appears to have used it to take a selfie only to have the photo upload to the Cloud where the iPod’s owner was able to view the picture of the suspected thief on another device. Police say they have now identified the suspect and are looking to talk to him.

So,


For evidently behaving unashamedly when he should have been a little more selfie-conscious.

For potentially getting in the most trouble for a selfie since Pee Wee Herman.

And for apparently not realizing that a picture is worth not only a thousand words but also 18 months to 12 years and a fine of up to $5,000.

We are proud to name the guy who stole the iPod from a car in the Town of Vineland and then apparently used it to take a selfie that could lead to his arrest as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:49 am Comment On This Post

oct 24th


We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week....Green Bay Alderman Chris Wery who this week when a constituent e-mailed to ask why Green Bay transit doesn't offer free transport to  polling places on election day, responded by grilling her about whether or not she supports violet Islamic extremists because she has an Arabic name.

So,

For answering a constituent's question about public transportation by himself boarding the express train to crazy town.

For making me wonder why nobody has questioned Wery as to whether or not he's a Nazi sympathizer because he himself has a BELGIAN last name.

For making me think we should start holding Belgians like Wery accountable for those stupid crusty waffles and those g-damn Brussels Sprouts.

We are proud to name Green Bay alderman Chris Wery as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post

oct 22nd


October 3rd City of Menasha
Police were dispatched to the scene of a verbal disturbance on Third Street. Responding officers found two people arguing because one person left crumbs on the other person's car seat.

October 9th City of Waupun
A resident called police and reported that his two dogs were stuck together and asked for officer assistance in getting them apart. Police contacted a local veterinarian who advised them to leave the dog alone and nature would take its course. Prior to police leaving the residence, the dogs separated.

October 3rd City of Waukesha
A caller told police that a student from an area Bible institute had sent a text message to another student saying he wishes he wasn't such a coward so he could blow up the school. Contacted by police, the student explained that he made that statement out of frustration, but has no familiarity with explosives and hardly has the financial means to afford school much less the funds to buy enough explosives to blow it up.

October 11th City of Oak Creek
A resident reported to police that a male wearing a Spider-Man costume dropped a bag in some bushes and took off running. The bag contained a wallet, a cellphone and shoes. Police who responded spoke to the costumed man, who stated he dressed up like Spider-Man for his girlfriend's son's birthday party down the street and just needed somewhere to put his belongings while entertained the children.

October 6th City of Mequon
A resident called 911 to report there was a mouse in the house. The man was advised how to get rid of the mouse and also the proper use of 911.

October 17th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police responded to a report of a man who thought he was Jesus Christ and was attempting to walk on water.

October 14th Town of Grant
A 62-year-old woman called the sheriff's department and told deputies that an ex-boyfriend from high school had been calling her and leaving messages in which he sang and played guitar.

October 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report she believed her neighbor urinated on her bathroom rug.

October 12th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report her friend pulled her hair.

October 12th City of Shawano
Sheriff’s deputies responded after receiving a 911 call from a child reporting a bleeding chicken.

October 5th City of Waukesha
A caller told police she senses evil spirits emanating from an area sports bar. Responding officers said they went into the bar and "did not see, hear, feel or sense any negativity" from the three guys playing pool or from the female bartender.

October 6th City of Neenah
A caller notified police of a suspicious person in the vehicle on West Cecil Street. Officers investigated and discovered the suspicious person was a guy who had pulled over to the side of the road to send a text.

October 3rd City of Menasha
Police were dispatched to the scene of a verbal disturbance on Third Street. Responding officers found two people arguing because one person left crumbs on the other person's car seat.

October 7th City of Waukesha
Police received a report from a man who said he was offered a ride home from another man for $3. He told police he gave the driver a $20 bill and didn't receive any change. An officer asked the caller if he had asked the driver for his $17 change but the man said he doesn't like to ask questions so he didn't ask for his change back.

October 8th City of Waukesha
A bartender called police to report a naked man who was walking down the street had tried to enter the tavern twice but was each time turned away. According to the caller, the man was wearing a pair of gloves, presumably because it was cold outside.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:49 am Comment On This Post

oct 17th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…Lakeshia Van Straten and Andrew Schucknecht. They are the Waupaca County couple caught allegedly of trying to burglarize a business in Helvetia Township about 3am Tuesday morning while leaving their frightened and crying toddler behind by himself in Van Straten’s car. The pair reportedly already has 20 pending burglary and theft charges against them.

For apparently exhibiting  the worst judgment since the one at the OJ trial.

For allegedly leaving their young boy in a car alone...which sounds to me like a desperate attempt to reboot a series of McCauley Culkin movies.

For trying to break in to a business while also breaking their toddler in by letting him experience the cold hard reality of what it's like to have atrocious parents. 

And for giving Adrian Peterson a run for his money in the parent of the year competition.

We are proud to name Lakeshia Van Straten and Andrew Schucknecht as this week’s Rick and Len Show… WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:26 am Comment On This Post

oct 10th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenies of the Week… Travis Husnik of Luxemburg and Heather Basten of New Franken who this week were sentenced following an incident back in August where the two reportedly had sex in the back of a squad car while being transported by an deputy to the Oconto County Jail.

So,

For not understanding that conjugal visits usually don’t start until AFTER you get to the jail or prison.

For doing the pokey-pokey while being taken to the pokey. 

For apparently thinking the deputy said to slam her when he said he was going take them to the slammer.

For having what can only be called K-Mart sex…which is doing it beneath a flashing blue light.

And for proving that unlike some places in the country, in Oconto County, you don’t get screwed by the cops so you apparently have to do it yourself.

We are proud to name the Oconto County squad car humpers as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenies of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:24 am Comment On This Post

oct 3rd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…"That one guy". Let me explain. Saturday was, of course, Octoberfest in downtown Appleton. Organizers estimate that it was the biggest crowd ever and evidence suggests that they set a record this year for beer consumption. As many as a hundred thousand people and a virtual river of alcohol on a hot day can be a recipe for disaster. Yet, the total number of arrests at this year’s Octoberfest in Appleton….ONE! Yep. The only person arrested during this year’s Octoberfest was" that one guy" who was arrested for disorderly conduct. You know the guy I’m talking about. "That one guy" who gets a couple-three beers in him and is suddenly filled with enough bravado to pick a fight with lamppost. "That one guy" who when he’s drinking doesn’t realize that his hands belong in his own pockets and not on some stranger’s ass. "That one guy" who after a couple beers, has the manners of a cranky, brain damaged Doberman.

So,

For being "that one guy" who's trying to prove that one bad Apple-tonian can spoil the who bunch .

For apparently being "that one guy" who has a harder time holding his alcohol than 90-year-old Betty White has holding her urine during a sneeze.

And for being "that one guy" who, like a virgin in Peoria, is one in a hundred thousand .

We are proud to name "that one guy" who got arrested at Octoberfest as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK! 

(Police have not released the identity of "that one guy".)
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:35 am Comment On This Post

sep 26th



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…Your 2014 Milwaukee Brewers who yesterday completed their near historic collapse with a loss to the Cincinnati Reds officially eliminating themselves from playoff contention after leading the division for almost the entire season. Hell, they even had the best record in baseball for a good chunk of the year. In fact, I remember at the All Star Break, based on their record, one statistician put their chances of making the play-offs at something like 93%. But nooooooo, not the Brewers.

So,

For failing as massively as Ryan Braun taking a drug test.

For folding faster than a speed origami-ist.



And for being such as major disappointment, every Brewer fan must now know what it was like to be Rick’s parents.

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:44 am Comment On This Post

sep 19th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Vanngeoli Arreguin, the 27-year-old Sheboygan woman who is facing more than 21 years in prison for a string of misdeeds including allegedly stealing her boyfriend's truck while drinking, forcing her boyfriend’s 11-year old cousin to steal donuts from Kwik Trip, and beheading her boyfriend's pet peach-faced lovebird. When the 11-year-old told Arreguin she shouldn’t be drinking and driving, Arreguin reportedly told her that it was okay to do so because she was from Texas.

So,

For reportedly not understanding that forcing an 11-year-old to steal donuts is cruller and unusual punishment. 

For thinking that being from Texas entitles you to drink and drive when it's been my experience that the only thing being from Texas entitles you to is being an a-hole, and that's only if you also own a pro football team in Dallas.

And for allegedly beheading her boyfriend’s pet peach-faced lovebird which means she's either the ISIS of the avian world or she seriously misunderstood the boyfriend's request for "a little head".

We are proud to name Vanngeoli Arreguin as this week’s rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:03 pm Comment On This Post

sep 12th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the Hobart man who was so “appalled” he wrote to the Green Bay Press Gazette this week to complain about the Packer organization because when he attended a pre-season game at Lambeau the Jumbotron camera operator scanned the crowd and some woman lifted her top and flashed her… sports bra. What if children would have seen that?

Never mind that the camera operator couldn't have known that the woman was going to lift her shirt. And never mind that kids see more revealing sights than a woman in a sports bra at beaches and swimming pools, on TV, on billboards and probably even in their text books.

So,

For being so tight assed, his time would be better spent sticking coal up his butt to turn it into diamonds than writing appalled letters to the Press Gazette.

For not realizing that if his child has never seen anything as revealing as a woman in a sports bra, he should probably be arrested for having kept them locked in a closet their entire lives.

For not realizing that this week, NFL teams are just happy if a "controversial video" involving their team doesn't show one of their players using his wife or girlfriend as a punching bag.

We are proud the Hobart man who wrote to the Press Gazette to complain about the Packers because he was "appalled" that a woman was shown lifting her shirt and showing her sports bra on the Jumbotron as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:23 am Comment On This Post

aug 1st


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the driver of a 6,000-gallon capacity tanker is owned by Pagel's Ponderosa Dairy who overturned west of Algoma yesterday spilling 5,000 gallons of manure on to the highway and surrounding property. The driver suffered only minor scratches. The Kewaunee County Sheriff’s Department indicated speed was a factor in the incident.

So,

For dumping 5,000 gallons of manure in the middle of the state when due to the Wisconsin gubernatorial election we are already up to our eyeballs in it.

For not realizing that transporting large quantities of manure is just like sex…sometimes slower is better.

And for spreading crap around Northeastern Wisconsin when we have a 100,000 watt radio station to do that with every damn morning!

We are proud to name the driver of the tanker that over turned spilling 5,000 gallons of manure near Algoma yesterday as this week's Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

Photo from the Green Bay Press Gazette by Alyssa Bloechl.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:32 am Comment On This Post

jul 25th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the naked 22-year-old Menasha man on acid who was darting between cars on Highway I-43 near the Humboldt Road overpass in Green Bay late Wednesday afternoon. As a result of his behavior, cars were at a standstill. While there were no crashes, officers say the man did run into at least one vehicle.

According to police, the man was “Acting bizarre, crazy, unpredictable, impulsive, and ran into a vehicle. The vehicle didn’t run into him.” Police eventually used a Taser to subdue the man.

So,

For not understanding that just because you’ve dropped some acid doesn’t mean you also get to drop your pants.

For apparently thinking that LSD stands for Let’s Stop Drivers.

And for not realizing that when you are running while naked and tripping balls you run the risk of actually tripping on your balls.

We are proud to name the naked 22-year-old Menasha man on acid who was running in traffic on Highway I-43 in Green Bay late Wednesday afternoon as this week's Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:09 am Comment On This Post

jul 18th
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...
57-year-old Patricia Carlson of Kimberly, who was driving her car a week ago Wednesday near East Kennedy Avenue and Washington Street in Kimberly where Outagamie County road crews were busy laying asphalt in a clearly marked construction zone. There were even two flag operators directing traffic around the roadwork.
But that did not deter Ms. Carlson, who passed right by the first flag operator and continued on until she was stopped by the second who literally stood in front of her car and told her, "You can't drive through here."
But our intrepid and determined motorist just got madder still, yelled at the worker, stepped on the gas and hit the flagwoman with her car. She then jumped out of the way as Carlson proceeded to drive over the freshly laid asphalt and then fled the scene...but not before workers got her license plate number.
The female worker suffered bruises to her legs and Carlson faces several charges.
So...
For possibly exchanging the orange construction barrels she ignored for an orange jump suit she won't be able to,
for proving that fines go up in work zones but  IQ points apparently do just the opposite and
for putting the ASS into Asphalt,
we are proud to name.... 57-year-old Patricia Carlson of Kimberly, who is the dip in the Dip Ahead sign on her street, as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post

jul 3rd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… the 52-year-old Appleton man who broke at least 12 air conditioner in Appleton and is believed to have also broken air conditioners in both Neenah and Menasha. The man allegedly rode his bicycle around the area in order to rip control switches out of the a-c units. When asked why, the man reportedly told police he just doesn’t like air conditioners.

So,

For doing the dumbest, most inexcusable thing a guy with TWO balls has done on a bicycle in recent years.

For leaving more people in heat than videos of Kate Upton jumping on a trampoline.

And for doing the dumbest thing anyone has done in Appleton since voters reelected Tim Hanna.

We are proud to name the “I don’t like air conditioners” guy as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

jun 13th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson. This week, in a show of bi-partisan cooperation in congress, something as rare as a virgin Kardashian, Democrat and Republican lawmakers joined together to pass a bill that will allow veterans who live more than 40 miles from the nearest VA medical center or who cannot get an appointment quickly at their local VA facility to receive care from the Medicare provider of their choice. The senate voted 93 to 3 in favor of the bill. Guess who was one of the three who voted against it? That’s right. Our senator Ron Johnson who thinks that doing right by our veterans costs too much.

So,

For not realizing that the cost of war cannot be paid with IOUs.

For being writer Oscar Wilde’s very definition of the word “cynic”, a person who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

For being afraid that the program could cost an arm and a leg…without realizing the irony that the reason some of our veterans need the medical care in the first place is that their service to this country has literally already cost them just that and in some cases even more.

We are proud to name Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson as this week’s Rick and Len…WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:21 am Comment On This Post

jun 6th



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…a woman who absconded with an oversized officially licensed replica Packer Super Bowl Ring during a fundraiser for the Special Olympics at Jug’s Hitching Post Saloon & Grill in Washington County. The ring was the property of Steve “The Owner” Tate is one of the Packer’s most recognizable fans and a fixture at Packers-related charity events around Wisconsin where he is always seen wearing a Bart Starr home jersey and a Cheesehead bearing the words “The Owner.”

So,

For going to a charity event and stealing a replica ring which makes her a genuine a-hole.

For not understanding the meaning of the word Owner. He’s Steve “The OWNER” Tate, not Steve the LOANER Tate. You’re NOT the owner. He’s the Owner. It says so right there on his Cheesehead!

And for actions that I’m sure leads authorities to believe she must be stealing it for a member of the Minnesota Vikings because that’s the only way they’ll ever get a Super Bowl ring.

We are proud to name the woman who stole Steve “The Owner” Tate’s oversized replica Packer Super Bowl ring DURING A CHARITY EVENT as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

may 23rd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…the Appleton City Council who despite its success in other Wisconsin cities and support from the Appleton Chief of Police voted this week to outlaw pedal pubs in the city.

So,

For bolstering Appleton’s reputation as the city where fun goes to die.
For not understanding that when you outlaw pedal pubs, only outlaws will have pedal pubs.

For proving that while drinking in Appleton in downtown acceptable, exercise will not be tolerated.   

We are proud to name members of the Appleton City Council as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

may 9th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Green bay Mayor Jim Schmitt, who while he has always had full, and bushy eyebrows, has apparently let them grow to frightful proportions. If recent media coverage of Green Bay’s ongoing negotiations with Wall Mart has proved anything, it’s that two wooly caterpillars are apparently hibernating above the mayor’s eyes.

So,

For letting his eyebrows get wilder and hairy than a 70’s porn star’s cooch.

For demonstrating to the world that somebody must have put his eyebrow trimmer on a high shelf.

And for proving that when it comes to his eyebrows, the mayor just doesn’t give a pluck.

We are proud to name Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt with his frighteningly feral eyebrows as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

may 2nd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Democratic candidate for Wisconsin governor Brett Hulsey who yesterday announced plans to hand out white Ku Klux Klan-style hoods to Wisconsin Republicans as they gather for their annual convention today. Hulsey, a state representative, called the hood, which he says he made with his daughter’s sewing machine, "A Wisconsin Republican Party hat" and said that "people can interpret it any way they want."

So,

For making a hood that’s apparently just as pointy as his pin head.  

For trying make a Ku Klux Klan hood the “lynch” pin of his campaign which would be his burning cross to bear and could end up grand dragon him down.  

And for not understanding that the only type of hood he needs is a latex one for his penis so doesn’t catch something while doing all this attention whoring.

We are proud to name Democratic candidate for Wisconsin governor and amateur Klan tailor Brett Hulsey as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post