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feb 16th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Brandan McSweeney, the 29-year-old Chicago man who allegedly interrupted a service at the Nativity of Our Lord church in Ashwaubenon this past Friday where he played a little piano and claimed to be Jesus Christ before reportedly stealing the crucifix from behind the altar. McSweeney then reportedly used the crucifix to attack the digital sign outside the Fox 11 studio. Police arrested McSweeney later that same evening for causing a disturbance at a pizza place in Wausau. So, For perpetrating the worst crime at the Fox 11 studio since they stopped doing that Packer post game show with Jonnie Gray and Drew Smith. For getting his hands on a crucifix which left him feeling a little cross. For attacking the Fox 11 sign with a crucifix, which I don’t really know what that’s all about, but if it was because he thinks Tom Milbourn is the anti-Christ, I’m on his side. We are proud to name Branden McSweeney as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post

feb 9th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…the Green Bay City Council who dicked around the Green Bay Bullfrogs for 4 years leading to the team deciding to move to Ashwaubenon to build their new $10 million-dollar stadium.

So,

For spending more time dragging their feet than a gaggle of zombies.

For fumbling an opportunity so badly, they should to rename the city council chamber after Brandon Bostick.

For leaving Mayor Jim Schmitt looking sadder than a six pack of baby coffins.

And for such inaction, it left the Bullfrogs no other choice but to take Green Bay's offer and..."ribbit" up.

We are proud to name the Green Bay City Council this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK.

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:44 am Comment On This Post

jan 26th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Bee Thor, the 37-year-old Oshkosh man who, together with an accomplice from Minnesota, was stopped for driving too slow on I-94 in North Dakota Sunday.

During a routine search of their vehicle, police reportedly found…476 pounds of marijuana valued at approximately 4.2 million dollars.

So, For putting North Dakota State Patrol in a position of having to destroy more weeds than Roundup.

For proving that while life doesn’t always imitate art, it does, sometimes, imitate a Cheech and Chong movie. And for being busted for being in such a slow ride Foghat may right a song about it.

We are proud the name Bee Thor of Oshkosh, who together with his partner, got busted with 476 pounds of pot because they drove too slow…as this week’s Rick and Len…Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:50 am Comment On This Post

jan 19th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Eric Burrows of Elkhart Lake, who pleaded guilty Tuesday to 2016 charges related to him allegedly putting a live python in his ex-girlfriend’s mailbox.

So,

For apparently not realizing that you should never put something in someone’s mailbox that can lick its own postage stamps.

For seemingly not knowing that tradition mail is frequently referred to as “snail mail” NOT “snake mail”.

And for not understanding that while sending a letter sealed with a kiss is romantic, sending one sealed with a HISS is not.

We are proud to name Eric Burrows, the Elkhart Lake serpent shipper as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:31 am Comment On This Post

jan 12th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…33-year-old Preston Buck of Fond du lac who was convicted of mistreatment of animals for beating a cat to death because he said it knocked over a lamp.

Police were called to Buck’s home to investigate a report of a man throwing furniture around and making a loud disturbance. As the officer climbed the stairs to the second floor he could hear thumping, and then loud slams coming from inside the apartment, along with what sounded like a baby crying which turned out to be the severely injured cat.

So,

For not just beating the life out of the cat…for beating ALL nine lives out of the cat.

For pounding the pussy…and not in the good way.

And for behavior that makes one understand why Garfield loves lasagna and sleeping but hates Mondays…and douchebags from Fond du Lac.

We are proud to name convicted Fond du Lac kitty killer Preston Buck as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:28 am Comment On This Post

jan 5th

         Robert and Desiree--2017 WEENIES OF THE YEAR!

It is not 2ND RUNNER-UP; Robert Ahorner of Elkhorn in Walworth County. Ahorner was arrested earlier in May after an incident where he had reportedly been drinking for five hours at his home and got into an argument with his wife when she found him looking at internet porn. Ahorner reportedly told her “If I'm not using it, I might as well shoot it off,” as he grabbed his then-UNloaded 9mm semi-automatic pistol, pointed it at his penis and pulled the trigger. When his wife just walked away, Ahorner allegedly went into the bathroom, loaded the gun and fired four shots to make his wife think he was shooting his penis off. In reality, he was just shooting the gun into the floor.

Despite thinking he could intimidate his wife by making her think he was going off half-cocked and despite leaving his bathroom floor with more busted holes than the gynecologist sees on the day of the Kardashian’s annual family pap smears. Robert Ahorner of Elkhorn is not our Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE YEAR.

And it is not our 1ST RUNNER UP; the unidentified 70-year-old Waukesha man who in June reportedly hired a prostitute and after having sex with her in his apartment tried to pay her with $2 in quarters. When the woman demanded more for her services, the man told her all he had was two pair of edible panties but he wouldn’t give her those because they cost $9 a pair and he was planning to give them to other women. When the prostitute asked for just one of the two pair and he failed to comply she stabbed him in the arm before leaving with her eight quarters and one of the pairs of the edible panties.

Despite being really tight…which is more than you could probably say about the prostitute and despite trying to pay a hooker with less change than it takes to buy a candy bar from a hotel vending machine…and hopefully she satisfied more than a Snickers…he is not our 2017 WEENIE OF THE YEAR!

No, we are proud to name as this year’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Year… Desiree Anderson and Robert Beasley, a married couple from Milwaukee who were busted after video of them having sex on the bleachers near the concession stand at the open-air Coliseum at the Wisconsin State Fair surfaced on line. The couple appeared to know they were being filmed during their public intercourse. At one point in the video, the man’s is seen waving at the camera.



So,

For not realizing that just because the Wisconsin State Fair has a swine barn doesn’t mean you get to act like a couple of pigs.

For not understanding that just because so many of the foods at the State Fair ARE, doesn’t mean your wife has to be on a stick as well.

For not knowing that there are so many cheap rides at the state fair you don’t have to bring your own.

And for thinking she had to be just as filled with cream as the Fair's legendary puffs.

We are proud to name Robert Beasley and Desiree Anderson, the Wisconsin State Fair bleacher humpers as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE YEAR!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:54 am Comment On This Post

dec 15th 2017


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Arron Hoch the manager of a Verizon store in Fox Crossing who reportedly stole “personal photos” from the phones of women who traded in or had data transferred from old phones at the business. Officers responded to the business for a report of a burglary back in September.

An employee reported missing money and electronics, including cell phones, valued at more than $40,000. An investigation found Hoch had been allegedly stealing from the store for several months and the burglary was staged to cover for his thefts.

This lead to a search of Hoch's residence where police found numerous stolen electronics and storage devices that contained personal photos of women in "various states of clothing, including full nudity."

So,

For being the worst Verizon employee since that "can you hear me" douchebag whored his vinegar and water soaked ass to Sprint.

For apparently going to great lengths to see strangers naked when he could have just become an x-ray guy for the TSA.

And for reportedly doing something so creepy it would make not only Ed Gein's skin crawl...but the skin on Ed's lamps as well.

We are proud to name Arron Hoch the manager of a Verizon store in Fox Crossing who reportedly stole “personal photos” from the phones of women who traded in or had data transferred from old phones at the business as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

dec 1st 2017
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…whomever absconded with the 2 to 3-foot long baby Jesus from St. Patrick’s Church in Menasha on Monday.

So,

For being such an ass, that when they catch the culprit, they should make them take the place of one of the manger donkeys.

For doing the most vile thing a person could do with a nativity scene…not involving one of the sheep.

And for stealing the baby Jesus which makes a person yearn for the days when the most difficult part of completing the St. Patrick’s Church nativity scene was finding three wise men and a virgin in Menasha.

We are proud to name the still unknown baby Jesus napper of Menasha as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:28 am Comment On This Post

nov 17th 2017


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Martellus Bennett of the Green Bay Pa…strike that. Martellus Bennett of the new England Patriots. As you probably know, Bennett signed a 3-year contract with the Packer before the season having played for the Patriots last year. Through the first 7 games, Bennett showed a remarkable inability to catch seemingly easy passes.

Then, after Aaron Rodgers was injured, Bennett suddenly claimed he was in too much pain to play the rest of the season due to a previously unmentioned serious shoulder injury. Others claimed he just gave up on his team.

The Packers then released Bennett. He responded by unloading on the Packers, claiming that the team knew about his injured shoulder when they signed him and refused to allow him to have surgery. Bennett called out the Packers’ team doctor, saying that he pressured him to play through his injury, something Packer players to a man say would be uncharacteristic of the doc.

Bennett, who don’t forget, was in too much pain to play the rest of the season, then resigned with the Patriots and wonder of wonder, miracle of miracles was back on the field Monday night where he caught three passes.

So,

For going from being Martellus Bennett to being Mar-didn’t-tell-us Bennett.

For signing with the Patriots, which I guess is better than signing with Greyhound, given his inclination to throw people he works with under the bus.

For at least not claiming he sustained additional injuries when the door hit his ass on the way out.

We are proud to name Martellus Bennett as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

nov 10th 2017


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…an unnamed 34-year-old Neenah woman who had a circuit court hearing in Washington County last Thursday on charges of possession of a narcotic drug without a prescription and failed to appear. As a result, the judge issued a bench warrant for the defendant and ordered her $400 bond forfeited.

As it turned out, the reason the woman missed her court appearance was she arrived at the courthouse EARLY but then passed out drunk in a darkened jury assembly room. Deputies found the woman asleep in a corner of the room when they did their daily sweep of the courthouse at the end of the work day. A preliminary breath test revealed she had a blood alcohol level of .20.

So,

For allegedly being in possession of a narcotic drug without a prescription which is clearly not a prescription for success in life.

For being punctual, dysfunctional and drunk-ual for her court date.

And for proving that Justice isn't really blind. She just can't see the defendant because the dumbass passed out in a dark room. We are proud to name the Neenah woman who missed her court date in Washington County despite showing up early because she drunkenly passed out as our Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:14 am Comment On This Post

nov 3rd 2017


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Amber Schmunk of Fredonia in Ozaukee County. According to police, Schmunk was picking up a molded plastic pool. When the pool would not fit inside her mini-van, Schmunk reportedly put the pool on the top of the vehicle but was unable to strap it down. That’s when Schmunk came up with the genius idea to put her 9-year-old son on top of the mini-van to hold the pool down while she drove.

Schmunk told an officer she thought it was OK because her father allowed her to do similar things when she was young. Schmunk also said she thought it was safe because she used a strap to tie her son down on top of the pool.

So,

For leaving her son strapped to the pool while she herself seems to be strapped for brains.

For just following the example of her father proving that stupidity doesn’t just run in her family…it sprints.

And for not being better at handling a pool…which shouldn’t be surprising since it appears she’s from the shallow end of a gene one.

We are proud to name Amber Schmunk of Fredonia as our Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 9:44 am Comment On This Post

oct 27th 2017


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… 38-year-old Jeremy Van Ert of Marshfield who police say decided to buy beer Wednesday at Kwik-Trip but was accidentally locked inside a cooler when the store stopped selling alcohol at midnight. Apparently realizing that it was then too late to buy more beer, Van Ert decided to stay in the cooler and drink it there.

According to police, Van Ert could have easily tapped on the glass cooler door where someone would have certainly heard him and let him out at any time.

Van Ert reportedly remained in the beer cooler for about 6 hours until a customer just happened to see him just before 6am through the glass cooler door. When employees opened the door, Jeremy reportedly left quickly without paying for the beer and malt beverages he had consumed in the cooler.

He also reportedly had fallen over a stack of 30-can beer packs, breaking open three of the cases. Police issued Van Ert a citation for retail theft for not paying for what he drank.

So,

For having a few drinks and chilling...literally.

For spending one night in the cooler which could lead to a judge sentencing him to do another 60 to 90 days in the cooler.

And for actions that could only be more Wisconsin-like if he had done it with a brat in his hand and a cheese curd in his left ventricle.

We are proud to name 38-year-old Jeremy Van Ert of Marshfield as this week's Rick and Len Show....WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:21 am Comment On This Post

oct 20th 2017


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Cody G. Schultz, a 33-year-old Waupaca man accused of forging his grandma’s signature on checks and, aided by two friends, draining all the money from the 86-year-old woman’s bank account leaving it empty as a whore's promise.

So,

For reportedly leaving his dear grandmother as broke as Aaron Rodger's right clavicle.

For allegedly forging his grandmother’s checks and stealing all her savings instead of just waiting for her to give him her money in $10 increments every birthday and Christmas.

For reportedly draining an old woman, something Wisconsin's own Ed Gein was particularly known for.

We are proud to name Cody G. Schultz, as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:08 am Comment On This Post

oct 13th 2017


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the stripper from The Other Place in Fond du Lac who last week stopped to use the automated teller machine at the Walgreen’s next door to the strip club and left behind her container of pot brownies.

When confronted by police, the woman admitted the brownies were hers.

So,

For possibly being too baked to remember her baked goods.

For apparently paying more attention to her cash than her stash.

For going to the cash machine for some green when there was already plenty of green in her baked goods.

We are proud to name the Fondy stripper who was fond of pot brownies...but not so fond that she didn't leave 'em at the Walgreen's ATM...as this week's Rick and Len Show ...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:27 am Comment On This Post

oct 6th 2017


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week… 21-year-old Bailey Puttkemery and his 20-year-old girlfriend Emily Scott both of La Crosse who woke people in surrounding homes while having loud sex in his car early Monday morning.

When an officer arrived, he reportedly heard loud moaning emanating from a gold Pontiac Grand Am. The vehicle’s windows were “partially fogged” and it was “rocking back and forth.” The officer illuminated the car’s interior with his flashlight and confirmed that the couple was “naked and engaging in sexual intercourse."

The officer gave the couple about five minutes to get dressed while he stood with his back to the car but the couple just continued having sex. When the officer again ordered the couple to get dressed, Puttkemery reportedly kept going and yelled at him, “No. I’m trying to f**k!”

Puttkemery finally stepped out of the car, naked and accused the officer of “c-blocking” him and “giving him blue balls.” The officer again ordered Puttkemery to get dressed, to which the young man reportedly replied, “It’s just a penis. Nothing to be afraid of.”

So,

For continuing to have sex with the police officer on the scene which really puts the cop in cop-ulation.

For accusing the officer of “c-blocking” him when if he doesn’t stop being such a jerk, "C-Block" is going to be his new address.

And for not realizing that the officer probably would have let them go with a warning if they hadn’t been so uncooperative. In other words, they might have gotten off if they weren’t so intent of getting off.

We proud to name Bailey Puttkemery and his girlfriend Emily Scott, both of La Crosse as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:22 am Comment On This Post

sep 29th 2017


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Chicago Bears linebacker Danny Trevathan who last night intentionally and unnecessarily dropped his head, using his helmet as a missile and smashed into Packer Davante Adams’ facemask after the play was essentially over.

The hit left Davante motionless for several minutes before being carted off the field and transported to a local hospital.

So,

For administering a hit as unnecessary as a trophy case in the headquarters of the Minnesota Vikings.

For delivering a blow as stomach churning as a Chipotle beef, bean and e-coli burrito.

For committing a shot so cheap, the shot actually consulted with Len to find a restaurant it could take its wife to for a free birthday dinner. That's how cheap it was!

We are proud to name Chicago Bears linebacker Danny “I'm not a dirty player so it wasn't a dirty hit” Trevathan as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:31 am Comment On This Post

sep 22nd 2017


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…a man who goes by the name Naughty Chimpy who was cited for NOT stealing bananas from a West Milwaukee Wal-Mart this week. Police responded to reports of a man in a diaper and gorilla mask bothering customers and humping their carts inside the Wal-Mart. When asked to leave by management, Naughty Chimpy reportedly grabbed bananas off a display and headed for the exit, eventually running from the store as though he had stolen them.

However, police eventually determined that Naughty Chimpy had paid for the bananas ahead of time and believe his furtive movements and fleeing were designed to fool them into thinking he was stealing the bananas which lead to Naughty Chimpy being cited for obstruction.

However, according to a friend of Naughty Chimpy, he's not bad, rather, "Naughty Chimpy just misunderstood".

So,

For not realizing he should have eaten the bananas and tossed the peels on the ground if he was serious about giving the police the slip.

For putting the folks behind the website "People of Wal-Mart.com" in the position of having to consider changing their name to the "PRIMATES of Wal-Mart.com".

For wearing a diaper...when it would have been a way better story if, like any good "naughty" monkey he'd have been flinging poo at fellow Wal-Mart shoppers.

We are proud to name the gorilla mask and diaper wearing, alleged cart humper and banana theft faker “Naughty Chimpy” as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:25 am Comment On This Post

sep 15th 2017



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week… Damon Laru, the Marshfield man who, while possibly under the influence of alcohol and meth, allegedly broke down the door of his ex-boyfriend’s apartment Saturday before assaulting the ex-boyfriend, setting his bed sheets on fire and trashing the place before reportedly using a steak knife to cut off his own finger tips and then trying to claim his ex-did it.

So,

For seemingly not fully committing and giving his boyfriend the finger but drawing the line and just giving him the tips.

For apparently not realizing you can't use a cigarette lighter to reignite the passion between the sheets.

And for reportedly being drunk and claiming he didn’t start the fire…for which he should have at least been charged with impersonating Billy Joel.

We are proud to name Damon Laru, who reportedly set assaulted his ex-boyfriend, set his bed sheets on fire and then cut off his own finger tips so he could try to claim the ex attacked him as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:45 am Comment On This Post

sep 1st 2017




We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…the sports department at the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel who this week in a story about Packer great Jerry Kramer claimed that during his years with the team, the center was …Ringo Starr.

Later in the week, the paper issued a correction admitting that they confused the affable Beatles drummer with NFL Hall of Famer and 10-time Pro Bowler Jim Ringo.

So,

For mistaking the drummer who beat the skins for the Beatles from 1962 to 1970 with a guy who as a Packer only beat the Skins once, 21-10, during the 1959 season.

For being more confused than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. …

More confused than a cow on Astroturf.

More confused than a hungry baby in a topless bar.

And for making the kind of mistake that will make legendary Packer coach Guy Lombardo turn over in his grave. We are proud to name the sports department at the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:34 am Comment On This Post

aug 11th 2017


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week… Desiree Anderson and Robert Beasley, a married couple from Milwaukee who were busted after video of them having sex on the bleachers near the concession stand at the open-air Coliseum at the Wisconsin State Fair surfaced on line.

The couple appeared to know they were being filmed during their public intercourse. At one point in the video, the man’s is seen waving at the camera.

So,

For not realizing that just because the Wisconsin State Fair has a swine barn doesn’t mean you get to act like a couple of pigs.

For not understanding that just because so many of the foods at the State Fair ARE, doesn’t mean she has to be on a stick as well.

For not knowing that there are so many cheap rides at the state fair you don’t have to bring your own.

And for thinking she had to be just as filled with cream as the Fair's legendary puffs.

We are proud to name Robert Beasley and Desiree Anderson, the Wisconsin State Fair bleacher humpers as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenies of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:15 am Comment On This Post