We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Bryce Hinkel who was charged Wednesday in Winnebago County Circuit Court with attempted first-degree intentional homicide and his fourth OWI in five years after he allegedly tried to run down a pedestrian in an apartment complex parking lot on Marathon Avenue in Neenah. When police apprehended Hinkle, he reportedly smelled of intoxicants, had bloodshot eyes and his lips, tongue and teeth were covered in a greenish, blue tint. Hinkel told officers the greenish, blue coloring was from food coloring that he drank because of its alcohol content. He told them he had also been drinking both vodka and a bottle of vanilla extract.
For allegedly attempting homicide while under the influence of baking products.
For finding the most creative way to get drunk since Kitty Dukakis whipped up a rubbing alcohol gimlet.
For dispensing with the old cliché of getting caught red handed in favor of getting caught greenish, blue tongued.
And for getting drunk on vanilla extract and food coloring, leaving him just a cup of flour and a can of frosting shy of being charged with impersonating a Christmas cookie.
We are proud to name Bryce Hinkel as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!