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aug 19th 2013

August 12th City of Portage
Police cited a man who made in abrupt U-turn to yell and swear at a driver  who stopped to allow a turtle to cross the road.

July 24th City of Chilton
A girl wanted to speak to an officer because her friend threw a rock at a duckling. It is unclear as to whether or not the rock struck the duck.

August 11th City of Marshfield
A 19-year-old man was cited for disorderly conduct after he upset two women by dancing under a parking lot light while wearing thong underwear with small American flags attached to the front and back. The man admitted to police that his actions were inappropriate.

August 13th Village of Stratford
Police responded to a report of a 45-year-old man who loosely wrapped his dog in blue packing tape. The man initially told police he let his dog out of this fenced backyard and someone took it. He said he searched for the dog and when he found it, it was wrapped in the blue packing tape. The man eventually admitted that he actually wrapped the dog in blue packing tape himself. The dog was not injured in the incident. The man blamed his actions on "personal issues".

August 7th City of Waukesha
A dispatcher received an open 911 call and heard “a lot of yelling and laughing but also hearing someone say something about getting a knife and another say he would get his gun.” When police arrived at the house, they found a man who accidentally dialed 911 on cell phone while he and others were playing video games.

August 8th City of Waukesha
A caller reported seeing a man walking back and forth between Subway and George Webb’s yelling at people through the windows. When police found the man, he said he was just “thinking out loud.” George Webb staff said the man was in a bad mood, but had not caused any problems.

August 8th City of Waukesha
A caller told police that they found a note in their mailbox that said, “Sorry for stealing from you. I love you and you’re amazing” along with $30 cash. The caller was advised to check if anything had been stolen and to call back. Police also advised them to check if the $30 is counterfeit.

August 12 City of Beaver Dam
Police responded to a report of a man dressed in women's clothing taking pictures of himself in the lingerie section of ShopKo.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:00 am Comment On This Post

aug 9th 2013



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Green Bay Packer Jermichael Finley who started throwing wild roundhouse punches at teammates during practice in training camp this week. Fortunately, he failed to make contact, but still…not wise!

So,

For throwing punches and risking injury to the hands he needs to not catch passes with.

For trying to punch a teammate but having that opportunity, not surprisingly, slip right through his fingers.

And for learning that it’s a lot harder to drop an opponent with one hand than it is to drop a ball with two.

We are proud to name Packer Jermichael Finley as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:40 am Comment On This Post

jul 26th 2013
We are proud to name as this weeks Rick and Len Show 'WEENIE OF THE WEEK’…

MILWAUKEE BREWER’S LEFT FIELDER AND 2011 MLB MVP LYIN’ RYAN BRAUN.

Who after vehemently denying taking anything into his body and definitely 'betting his life on it'...now admits to... well nothing … except 'not being perfect' and becoming the first MVP to be suspended by Major League Baseball for using performance enhancing drugs.

SO…

-FOR TURNING A M.V.P. INTO A M.V.P.E.D…

-FOR BEING MORE HOPPED UP THAN THE BREWERY ACROSS THE STREET…

-FOR NOW HAVING TO CHANGE HIS NICKNAME FROM ‘THE HEBREW HAMMER’ TO THE ‘JEWISH JUICER‘…

-FOR HAVING MORE TESTOSTERONE IN HIS SYSTEM THAN ANY OTHER MAN IN MILWAUKEE SINCE JEFFERY DAHMER…

-AND FOR FORCING BOB UECKER TO CHANGE HIS FAMOUS HOME RUN CALL TO … “HEY… GET UP… GET UP… GET OUTTA’ HERE BRAUN!”

We are proud to name this Milwaukee Brewer Ryan Bruan as this week's Rick and Len Show …. ‘WEENIE OF THE WEEK.’
posted by: Rick and Len at 2:49 pm Comment On This Post

jul 19th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…me…Rick McNeal, who committed the egregious sin of having a call-in yesterday about how funny it was that while Rock USA is in progress here, Len had to go to Minneapolis to take his daughter to see the boy band One Direction. This inspired the wrath of Len, who on Facebook posted “Just to be clear...I am NOT attending the One Direction concert. Just dropping off and picking up the girls. Got it? Man, I work with some dicks! If Rick, or anyone else at the station could get a woman to have sex with them (without cash changing hands), they might understand that Dads sometimes sacrifice for their offspring as opposed to being smug poopy heads.”

So…

For failing to show the proper compassion to a poor man who has clearly been so traumatized by spending time at a One Direction show he’s been reduced to using words like “poopy heads”.

For not knowing that 6.2 billion pounds of onions are grown each year in the US which accounts for 1.6% of the world onion acreage, and produces about 4% of the world's annual onion supply and that the ONE thing all those onions have in common is that none of them have skins thinner than Len’s.

And for not understanding that Len was in the land of 10,000 Lakes where they must also have plenty of beaches which would explain why the poor bastard couldn’t keep all that sand out of his vagina.

I am proud to name myself…Rick McNeal...for being so callous as to think it was amusing that Len was missing Rock USA because he had to take his daughter to a boy band show, as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

jul 15th 2013


July 4th City of Greendale
Police were called to break up an altercation at an  Independence Day celebration where two men got into a fight during a pie-eating contest. Police advised both subjects on proper pie-eating contest etiquette, and officers told one of the subjects to leave the park for the day and not return.

July 5th  City of Waupun
A woman called police to report that someone rang her door bell at 11:45 p.m. and ran away leaving behind one goldfish. The caller asked for extra patrols in her neighborhood.

July 11th City of Shawano
A 911 dispatcher reported receiving a call from a woman who told her "I didn't dial 911. I just picked up my phone. Don't waste anyone's time coming out here. I don't know why the phone called you."

June 24th Town of Menasha
A Southwood Drive resident called police to report that sometime overnight his mailbox was taken off the post and thrown through his basketball hoop.

July 6th City of Wisconsin Rapids
The manager of a grocery store called police to report some of his customers just left the store, took several spare tires out of their car and left them in the store parking lot to make room in the vehicle for their groceries.

June 30th City of Brillion
A caller on County highway H told police someone came on their property and looked at their flowers. The caller was upset that the flower-looker indicated he was going to come back and take some of the flowers and have them tested.

June 18th Town of New Holstein
Police received a call from a homeowner on County HH. The caller was suspicious of a male subject who was at his house and said he was walking home from town and being followed by a bear.

July 8th City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report her neighbors are space aliens. The woman did not explain why she believed this to be the case.

June 28th City of Brown Deer
A man was arrested for disorderly conduct after yelling profanities and throwing food and plates at Applebee’s. The man said he was upset with the manager when he couldn’t “bring more fish home.” The manager explained this was an “all you can eat fish fry” night but customers had to eat at the restaurant and no takeouts were allowed.

June 8th City of Oak Creek
A woman called police to report a possible UFO after she saw strange lights "flashing in the air". The caller stated the lights were suspicious because they continued to make different patterns in the sky. An officer responded to the area and reported it appeared the lights were from some type of rotating device to attract people to a grand opening or special sale at a business.

July 11th City of Shawano
A 911 dispatcher reported receiving a call from a woman who told her "I didn't dial 911. I just picked up my phone. Don't waste anyone's time coming out here. I don't know why the phone called you."

July 7th City of Shawano
Police received a call from a resident asking them to dispatch officers. The caller told police "something is going on that shouldn't be going on" and hung up without giving any other details.

June 29th City of Fox Lake
A police officer encountered a 33-year-old man urinating in a parking lot. The police officer gave the man a warning and informed him that Fox Lake does now have indoor plumbing.

July 1st City of Cudahy
An apartment was entered without the sole resident’s permission, sometime between noon and 2 pm. Nothing was reported stolen from the apartment. The only evidence of the break-in was in the bathtub, where the intruder left a bar of soap and miscellaneous hair.

July 8th City of Waukesha
A resident called police with concerns about a suspicious man walking down the street holding his hand over his face as if he was injured. When police located the man he said he often covers his face because he doesn't like people looking at him because when they see him they get hostile toward him. He said he feels the hostility is primarily because of, "his self-admitted good looks and eastern European descent."

June 30th City of Menasha
Officers responded to a bar on Fourth Street for a report of people who were refusing to leave. The bartender said she informed the patrons of last call TWICE before she asked them to leave. Two women refused to leave until after they finished their drinks and all the songs they had paid for had played on the jukebox.

July 12th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported a man delivering a weekly advertising publication was “smarting off” to him after the caller asked the man to put it in the delivery box and not just “chuck it.”
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:16 am Comment On This Post

jul 12th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenies of the Week…the Southern Wisconsin couple, 18-year-old Michael Cegers and 20-year-old Jessica Hurley-Smith, who were arrested this week after leaving their 9 month old son alone in a hot car parked outside an Illinois adult party store while they went inside and shopped for sex toys. The couple explained that they didn’t have a choice since the sex shop had a sign clearly posted that no one under the age of 18 is allowed inside the store.

So,

For leaving their baby in a hot car while they shopped in a place that sells inflatable dolls that have about the same amount of air in their heads than both of them.

For proving once again that while you need a license to drive a car, buy a dog, or catch a fish but any a-hole can have a child and then go to a store and buy a latex one.

And for not taking their baby inside a sex shop, where no matter what they had in stock, there was no risk whatsoever of the child seeing any dildos bigger than his parents.

We are proud to name the Southern Wisconsin couple, 18-year-old Michael Cegers and 20-year-old Jessica Hurley-Smith, who left their baby in a hot car for 20 minutes while she shopped in a sex store as this week's Rick and Len Show....WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:31 am Comment On This Post

jun 21st 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s  Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Sara Huston, the 38-year-old Sheboygan woman who allegedly pushed another woman off a second story balcony onto the sidewalk below during a drunken argument at a man’s house early Saturday morning. The victim sustained serious injuries. Huston reportedly fled the scene and was arrested naked a couple blocks away. When questioned by police, Huston said she had no memory of pushing the woman or why she herself was naked.

So,

For not understanding that violent, drunk and naked is no way to go through life.

For taking a mug shot so frightful, even Nick Nolte’s mug shot wouldn’t f**k it.

And for being a drunk, naked, crazy person from Sheboygan which means she couldn’t be a bigger cliché if she was a humorless, sausage eating Nazi from Germany, chinless, snaggletoothed crumpet-muncher from England or a rude, mouth breathing a-hole from Illinois.

We are proud to name Sara Huston, the naked Sheboygan woman who allegedly pushed another woman off a second story balcony as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:05 am Comment On This Post

jun 1st 2013

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…whomever illegally shot and decapitated a hibernating black bear in Western Wisconsin. This week, the reward for finding the culprit increased to $1750.

So,

For not realizing that if he wanted to cut the head off something that was slow witted and hairy, he’d have become a lot more popular if he’d chosen one of the Kardashian sisters.

For hopefully providing an answer to the riddle “What’s brown and red and found in the woods?” That answer being “Chunks of the culprit they’ll be picking out of the dead bear’s big brother’s stool for the next week.

And for not understanding that as much as we hate the bears in Wisconsin, shooting and decapitating one is going too far…unless it’s Jay Cutler.

We are proud to name whomever illegally shot, killed and decapitated that hibernating black bear in Western Wisconsin as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

may 10th 2013
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the person at Valley Transit, the Fox Cities regional bus line, who, according to my reports, decided that their drivers can no longer listen to the radio while on duty because it’s too big of a distraction. That’s right. All day behind the wheel with nothing to listen to but the sound of their voices in their own heads thinking about how much they hate their employer for not letting them listen to the radio. This should end well.

So,



For making their drivers turn off their radios…when making people turn their radios off is something at which WE already excel.

For not caring that if everybody behind the wheel of a moving vehicle had to turn off the radio, we’d have fewer listeners in the morning than the Kardashian family has virgins.

And for trying to prevent any distractions on the bus by outlawing radios, when if they really wanted to eliminate distractions to the drivers they’d eliminate passengers…which from the sight of some of the empty buses I’ve seen around town, they may have already started doing. 

We are proud to name whomever banned drivers on Valley Transit from listening to the radio as this week’s Rick and Len…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:28 am Comment On This Post

may 6th 2013
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the pastor of the Wisconsin church who canceled retired Packer Leroy Butler’s speaking appearance on bullying because Leroy refused to delete a Tweet congratulating NBA player Jason Collins on coming out, then apologize for the Tweet and beg for God’s forgiveness. After the story went public and Leroy declined to name the church or the pastor, the pastor reportedly thanked him for keeping it quiet. Gee, way to own it! It’s nice the pastor could have the courage of his convictions.

So,

For courageously standing up for his religious beliefs just as long as nobody finds out who he is.

For apparently thinking the Golden Rule is “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you…unless you can keep it on  the down low.”

And for not living by the credo of “What would Jesus do?” because, I’m pretty sure what Jesus would do wouldn’t be act like a cowardly douchebag.

We are proud to name the pastor who cancelled Leroy Butler speaking appearance just because he congratulated Jason Collins as this week’s Rick and Len…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:33 am Comment On This Post

apr 26th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…a 49-year-old man who, according to police, accidentally dropped his bag of marijuana in the lobby of Wells Fargo Bank in Waupun Tuesday afternoon while conducting a transaction. Officers were called to the bank after a teller noticed the man had dropped the bag of marijuana on the floor while opening an account. Later that evening, officers located the man who dropped the marijuana and he was cited for possession of a controlled substance.

So,

For apparently not understanding that a bank is a place you bring your cash…not your stash.

For going to the bank to make a deposit but possibly ending up going through withdrawal.  

For reportedly dropping his weed in front of a TELL-er instead of dropping it in front of a keep-it-to-her-self-er.

And for allegedly being in possession of marijuana and but not being able to hang on to it making him the Jermichael Finely of controlled substances.  

We are proud to name the Waupun man who got busted after allegedly dropping his marijuana while opening an account at Wells Fargo as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:39 am Comment On This Post

apr 22nd 2013


April 11 City of Waukesha
A resident called police to report someone was feeding waterfowl in front of a sign with a posted warning that read "Do not feed the waterfowl." Police investigated and found there was no law against feeding the waterfowl in the area where the "Do not feed the waterfowl" sign was posted.

April 14 City of Oshkosh
Police arrested a visibly intoxicated 34-year-old woman who struck three vehicles while pulling her car into the driveway. What's more, the driveway she pulled into was the wrong one.

April 2 City of Neenah
An employer on Lyon Drive called police to report that someone made calls to their business seeking information about one of their employees. When the information was not given out, the caller called back...hundreds of times!

April 6 City of Neenah
A 43-year-old woman reported that her boyfriend's niece had stolen money from her purse. An officer contacted to girl and her mother. The nine-year-old girl told police her mother told her if she found any money at her uncle's home she could take it. The mother admitted she told her daughter she could take any loose change she found.

April 18 City of Wisconsin Rapids
A McDonald's employee called police to report three males mooned her at the drive-through window.

April 18 City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police received a call from a man who asked to speak to an officer regarding his dreams.

April 17 City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported her neighbors kittens were having sex in our yard.

April 14 City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police received a report of a man in a parked van waving his arms around.

April 10 City of Waupun
A woman on E. Main St. called police to report that the tenant in the upper unit is angry and calling her name is through the floor.

April 14 Village of Wittenberg
A Robin Road resident called police to report they were concerned that someone might be living in their garage. They told police that they thought this might be the case because their grandson had found a pile of poop by the door.

April 7 City of Germantown
Police responded to a residence after receiving a report of an unknown male yelling and causing a disturbance. Officers located the male subject and found he was having a loud conversation with himself while listening to the metal band Machine Head on his headphones. He was advised about yelling along with his music.

April 13 City of Germantown
Police responded to anonymous report of a man riding a horse and screaming a woman's name. When officers arrived on the scene, they discovered a man was using his horse to propose to his girlfriend. According to police, the girlfriend said, "yes ".
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:05 am Comment On This Post

apr 19th 2013

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…the eight members of the Menasha Common Council who this week voted to select a new Council President and when the vote ended in a 4 to 4 tie, revoted ....another 165 times all ending in a 4 to 4 tie before finally coming up with the brainstorm to just pick a name out of bag.

So,

For setting a new standard for futility that even Cub fans would find embarrassing.

For wasting more time voting than anyone whomever cast a ballot for Ted Nugent as president of PETA.

For being responsible for more ugly ties than a menswear sale at the Family Dollar.

We are proud to name the Menasha Common Council as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:46 am Comment On This Post

apr 8th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…a 26-year-old Brownsville man who was cited for disorderly conduct early Sunday morning after attempting to sit in an occupied City of Fond du Lac squad car. According to the report, the man walked up to the passenger side of the squad car and pulled on the door handle several times. After failing to open the door, the man allegedly walked to the driver’s side where an officer was sitting and started pulling on that door handle. After failing to open the squad car’s doors a second time the man gave up and walked away. Officers reportedly followed the man and he was issued a citation. The man told officers he just wanted to sit in a police car.

So,

For wanting so badly to sit in a police car but apparently lacking the balls to commit a crime serious enough to make that happen.

For failing to realize one dream by not actually getting to sit in a police car, while fulfilling another dream…assuming he dreamed to getting cited for one of the lamest crimes in the history of Fond du Lac County. (What was the charge? Attempted relaxation?)

And for attempting to enter a parked police car where he could very well have damaged delicate police equipment and, even more likely, awakened on duty police officer!

We are proud to name that 26-year-old Brownsville man as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:39 am Comment On This Post

mar 29th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…the 21-year-old man who was driving north on Linwood Avenue in Appleton early Saturday morning when he ran a stop sign at Marquette Street, hit a snow bank and a tree, causing his car to overturn. When police arrived, they found the man had crawled out of the wreck and was yelling and dancing naked around his crashed vehicle.

So,

For proving that WTF stands for something other than Wisconsin Tourism Federation.

For dancing naked and driving fast then crashing which makes the guy a regular Magic Mich-ael Waltrip.

For dancing naked outdoors in about 15 degree weather which will make a guy’s penis disappear faster than a fart in a fan factory.

We are proud to name the guy who rolled his car in Appleton early Saturday morning and then danced around the wreck naked as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

mar 25th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Len Nelson who this week incinerated an what he described as a corn dog in our break-room microwave, filling our office with acrid smoke that made our fellow Woodward employees’ eyes as watery as a $50 cent Old Fashioned. We later learned that the corn dog in question, was actually an Armour Sausage and Pancake on a Stick which (incredibly) may actually be even funnier than a corn dog.

So,

For filling our office with more smoke than Willie Nelson’s tour bus.

For doing more damage to a sausage than an over anxious virgin with a full set of braces.

And for making almost as many people hold their breath as the last few seconds of yesterday’s Marquette game.

We are proud to name Len Nelson as this week’s Rick and Len Show BURNED….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:26 am Comment On This Post

mar 15th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the easily outraged Julaine Appling of the Wisconsin Family Council who launched an attack this week against UW Fox Valley for being the scene of a “drag show” because she somehow thinks that seeing men dressed as women is going to mentally scar and corrupt a group of college students.

So,

For getting her nose out of joint more times than a hockey goalie without a face mask.

For being under the impression that seeing men dressed as women is the worst thing a student will ever witness in college which is like thinking that seeing someone not say “excuse me” after they burp is the rudest behavior you’ll witness on a FIB filled Labor Day weekend in Door County.

And for apparently thinking that if she got them to shut down the drag show she’d prevent people from seeing men wearing dresses when all anyone had to do is turn on the TV this week and see the College of Cardinals in their flowing red gowns.

We are proud to name Julaine Appling of the Wisconsin Family Council as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:22 am Comment On This Post

mar 8th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Beatrice Leurquin of Two Rivers, who  was charged this week with allegedly embezzling more than $3,000 from Girl Scout cookie sales over a period of several years.

So,

For apparently not realizing that while there are Girl Scout merit badges for hiking, ceramics and swimming, there is none for embezzlement.

For allegedly committing an act that leaves a worst taste in people’ mouths than a box of the Girl Scouts new Mango Creams.

And for purportedly committing an act that makes me hope for her sake that she understands the Girl Scout oath of Be Prepared and is adequately prepared to spend a some quality time in Taycheedah.

We are proud to name Beatrice Leurqin of Two Rivers, the alleged Girl Scout cookie embezzler as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:16 am Comment On This Post

feb 15th 2013

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week….the unidentified 51-year-old Oshkosh man who allegedly stole some cigars from the Paper Tiger on North Main Street on Saturday. When police went to the man’s home to confront him, he reportedly grabbed a nearby cup of urine and threw it at an officer. That’s right. He had a nearby cup of urine.

So,

For quickly escalating  the situation from “You’re in trouble” to “Urine trouble”. 

For not understanding that urine is NOT something you throw at a police officer…it’s something you leave on the streets of Fond du Lac. 

And for not realizing that just because some people call police pigs, it doesn’t mean they want to smell like wee-wee all the way home. 

We are proud to name the Oshkosh man who threw a cup of urine that he just happened to have sitting around the house at a police officer as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:38 am Comment On This Post

feb 8th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…Horace Fields, who was confronted by a homeowner when caught in the act of allegedly trying to steal a television from a North Morrison Street home in Appleton. Fields then reportedly grabbed the homeowner’s cellphone and fled. Police followed his footprints in the snow and tracked him to a home on North Oneida Street where they called the number of the stolen cellphone and followed the sound of the ring to Fields’ coat pocket.  

So, 

For reportedly leaving behind so many tracks, police could have followed him with a train. 

For allegedly making himself easier to follow than the plot of a Dick and Jane reader.

And for apparently not realizing that when you’re about to be arrested for burglary…your stolen phone has the right to remain on silent.

We are proud to name Horace Fields of Appleton as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:21 am Comment On This Post